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Joined 05-27-09, id: 1949303, Profile Updated: 01-08-12
Author has written 15 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and South Park.

It's been a fun ride, my lovies, but it's my turn to get off. I (D.J., this account's original writer) will no longer update any of my stories. I'm out of the fandom, and I'm sorry, but this account is no longer affiliated with me and I won't be broadcasting the name of my new one. So I'm leaving the account in the hands of my friend Roka, who will try her best to carry on with the havoc I wreaked and update my stories. Thank you all for the kind reviews and messages, and I will always appreciate the love and support this account got. But it's time to move on. May the winds of fortune be ever at your backs.

Fanart:

For the Turning the world series:

Chapter one: Introduction of Players by Chirp Chirp

Chapter five: Don't Trust a Ho by Apollo Pompano

Chapter five: Don't Trust a Ho by Feliciano-chan

Chapter ten: Peer Pressure by Chirp Chirp

Chapter five (RSU): A New Couple by Chirp Chirp

For Parent Trap:

Chapter five: Beyond Humiliating by Uccan

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Escape to Canada! by iGreenMonster-RAWR reviews
Chapter 3 Revised! England and Romano escape their unfair love life only to be chased by who else but america and spain! Pairings: USUK, SpainRomano and a variety of others Rated T for cuss words!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain
Flashlight by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,244 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Heartstrings by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
He never wanted this. No, China never wanted to be connected by the red thread of fate, especially not to Korea who somehow tugged on his heart strings and caused him to cross so many taboo lines and boundaries to bring them together. China/Korea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,450 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - China, South Korea - Complete
Seduction: The English Way by Equif reviews
In which Arthur Kirkland goes all out to woo Alfred F.Jones' heart. Badass!UK/US Rating will go up later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - America, England/Britain
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Hetalia New World by Queen Cherry Fairy reviews
This has probably been done before, but it is a history of the US in the style of Hetalia. That is, by making the states cute anime characters. I aplogize profusely for any historical inaccuracies!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009
The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking by Canadino reviews
Don't accept rides from strangers! Unless, of course, they are the Bad Company Trio - then hitchhike away! Pairings and summary inside, T for Prussia's mouth. Indefinite HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,853 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Of Seamen and Landlubbers by Canadino reviews
America, a new admiral for the Allies of Hetalia, must protect the seas with justice! Will he foil England's pirate plans, or will he have everything stolen from underneath him, including his heart? USUK, S/R, F/C, G/J, G/I
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,045 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - America, England/Britain
The Sound of Hetalia by XbehindtheseaX reviews
Hetalia plus Sound of Music equals chaos! Feliciano, the pasta and music loving aspiring nun, is sent off to care for the strict Captain Ludwig von Trapp's seven children - Elizaveta, Matthew, Feliks, Ivan, Eduard, Toris and Raivis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Ya Puede Besar al Novio by EmmileneRosalina reviews
Formerly "Ahora Podeis Besar al Novio": Spain loves Romano with every bit of his soul, but Romano is just so difficult, how can he get him to accept his love? Trials and tribulations and... where the hell did Italy go? Two months left of hiatus. 3/22/11
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,268 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Tomato flavored love by Flor de ceibo reviews
Collection of Spain/S.Italy/Spain short fics. 12. Turtles!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,584 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Where the Sun Rises by XbehindtheseaX reviews
The sun rises in the East. Arthur’s to the East. It’s fitting that way." America's feelings on sunrises...and England. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2009 - America, England/Britain
Project Pandora's Box by Sora Blade707 reviews
Arthur, Matthew, and Francis are the best agents in their countries. What happens when they get transferred over to a top secret branch somewhere in America? They begin to doubt their ability. USxUK, FraCan, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,021 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - America, England/Britain
By Your Side by The-Grim-Prince reviews
Arthur falls sick with a serious case of pneumonia. Alfred takes it upon himself to help his friend get better, definitely setting them up for unintentional trouble. Fluff, AmericaxEngland. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,883 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Reasonable Doubt by Verboten Byacolate reviews
SuFin genben. She already belonged to him. It was just a matter of time until she found out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sweden, Finland
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Goodbye, Goodbye reviews
"To my little one, to my angel, who is perhaps not so little any longer." A goodbye letter from England to America after the revolutionary war, and a goodbye from the author as well. Implied UsUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Subject: Why Don’t We Ever Do Work? reviews
A tale told in e-mail centering on various budding relationships in an office when people are SUPPOSED to be doing work. All poor Elizabeta wants is photos of it all. Rated for a lot of swearing/lewd comments. PruHun, UsUk, Spero, GerIta, KorChi, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Hungary, South Korea
Turning the World RightSide Up reviews
Your typical AU High school sequel in which relationships soured and Hungary, matchmaker extraordinaire, tries to repair things to normalcy with her unique and ridiculous brand of matchmaking. Same parings as Turning the World Upside Down, its prequel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Austria, Hungary
The Parent Trap reviews
The Parent Trap- the newer version- with a Hetalia twist. Romano is a somewhat poor kid from New York, Feliciano a rich kid from Florida. They meet at summer camp without knowing of the other's existence. Chaos ensues. SpainxRomano, GermanyxItaly, USxUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Learning Encounters reviews
A super-short KennyxButters oneshot about various hallway encounters and what was learned from them. Not very specific. Illegal and possibly nauseating amounts of fluff. You have been warned.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Poltergeist reviews
Arthur Kirkland, a high school senior, was obsessed with the supernatural until he found his room haunted by an incredibly annoying poltergeist with an ego the size of bloody England who refused to leave and just rest in peace. ON HIATUS. Don't kill me
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - America, England/Britain
Addiction reviews
But he knows deep down that it’s not the heroism entirely, not that noble feeling of protecting the weak. He does it because he’s become addicted to the feel of a gun in his hand. Some UsUk. WARNING: Character suicide. For Apollo-chan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2009 - America - Complete
Looking Back reviews
Belarus loves Russia more than anything in her world. However, it's very painful for her to be completely devoted to someone who is in love with a different person. Short oneshot. Onesided RussiaxBelarus, A little RussiaLiet. For Emolollipop.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Belarus, Russia - Complete
Turning the World Upside Down reviews
Your typical AU High school fic in which the members of the student council of Chikyuu High are unpleasantly surprised by the arrival of the four transfer students that defy everything they stand for. Rated for Romano's potty mouth. Pairings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,340 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
The World According to Romano reviews
Lovino rants in journal form about his unqualified psychiatrist that he doesn't need to see, the job he hates, and his annoying brother's friend who he either wants to run over with a truck or kiss-He's not entirely sure. Happy birthday, EJR-Blue-Rose!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/17/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Bloodied Determination reviews
The days before the civil war were always fuzzy, but the day the communists took over is as vivid in his mind as anything else can or will ever be." Focuses on the installation of a communist government. Somewhat dark/depressing. Centered around China.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - China - Complete
A Vibrant Bouquet of Balloons reviews
England wanted a perfect Saturday and it seemed like he was going to get one until a loudmouthed idiot showed up at his house, attacked his doorbell, and insulted Jane Austen. Damn American. EnglandxAmerica oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Wonderland Reincarnated reviews
The kingdom of Wonderland has waited a long time for its true sovereign, the reincarnation of Alice Liddell. They weren't really expecting a naive, scatterbrained, 17-year-old from planet Earth. Oh well. Eventual AliceXHuman Cheshire. DISCONTINUED
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Alice
Pencil Strokes reviews
Holy Roman Empire wants to draw Chibitalia, but his horrible drawing skills make it difficult. Maybe a certain artist can help him learn to draw better. HRExChibitalia. Nothing but fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Published: 6/11/2009 - N. Italy - Complete
Cotton Candy Smiles reviews
A short little oneshot bringing a little depression to the story of North Italy. Some slight GermanyxItaly and HRExChibitalia, if you're looking for them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - N. Italy - Complete