TourmalineTrue
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Joined 05-28-09, id: 1949859, Profile Updated: 03-03-13
Author has written 11 stories for Family Guy, and Harry Potter.

Hi, TourmalineTrue here, a.k.a. VaguelyBohemian. Yes, that’s right. I’ve decided to come clean and acknowledge my other account and the stories published under it. Did you know that I was leading a double life? Okay…some of you did. Heck, maybe everyone who knew of both accounts knew all along they belonged to the same person :P In any case, I’d been thinking for a while that I ought to start using just the one account. What clinched it for me when my beloved darling, namelesslunitic, a fellow writer on this site (and an immensely talented one), left some feedback for one of the stories I posted under this pen name, when I’d only ever claimed the stories I’d published as VaguelyBohemian. Having to confess my authorship to him was good practice in divulging the truth to all of you; to say nothing of the fact that the “yeah, I ship a dog and a baby; what of it?” attitude he takes in his profile served as an inspiration for me to be more honest with my readers, as well. So here it is: I support the idea of Brian and Stewie as a couple in, no matter what physical forms they may inhabit. There. I said it.

So, I deleted the three stories I posted as my alter ego, but now I’ve published them again under the single identity I will henceforth have on this site. That’s about it, then, and the only thing I would like to add is an apology to those who landed here looking for info on VaguelyBohemian; or who were wondering why on earth a favorite story (ies) is no longer on their list, but popped up via this site’s regular “M” filter under a different author’s name; and/or to those readers who were following Parking and will have to get a new subscription if they are still interested in receiving notifications of updates for that story. I am sorry for the confusion and inconvenience.

Favorite Pairings:

Snape x Harry, aka, "Snarry" (Harry Potter)

Brian x Stewie, aka, "Brewie" (Family Guy)

Jessie x James, aka, "rocketshipping" (Pokemon)

Edward x Bella (Twilight)

Burns x Smithers (The Simpsons)

Blair x Chuck, aka, "Chair" (Gossip Girl) This is my big one, although I'm not nearly as put off by "Dair" (Dan x Blair, Gossip Girl) as many other GG fans are.

Penny x Sheldon, aka, "Shenny" (The Big Bang Theory)

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A Drawing for Brian by shadowpiratemonkey7 reviews
Stewie desperately wants to give the picture he drew to Brian, but his thoughts start to go overboard when he considers how the dog might thank him. Throw in a few naughty dreams, an eerily familiar woman and blossoming lust, and you've got an obsession.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Brian G., Stewie G.
BRY, Robot by namelesslunitic reviews
Unrequited love will make a person do crazy things, especially if they're, you know...crazy.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,149 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Brian G., Stewie G.]
The bet that changed their world by ThatTazza reviews
Stewie takes a little friendly competition to his advantage. Brian/Stewie. Please r & r.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
Perfect match by ThatTazza reviews
Brian is about to find out that love can be found in the most unlikely of sources. Brian/Stewie. Please r & r.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
Road to the North Pole: Baby, It's Cold Outside by namelesslunitic reviews
Multiverse Series: Brian and Stewie are alone in a cabin for the night as they seek shelter from the cold on their way to the North Pole.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
The First Steps by namelesslunitic reviews
Sequel to The Great Depression: After recently getting together, Brian and Stewie begin their new life as a couple, trying to get used to this new stage in their relationship and all the complications that come with it.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,721 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
Week Zero by namelesslunitic reviews
Brian's life is about to change, and it all begins with a little Sunday mail delivery.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,390 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
Sorry to Knock You Up Watson by Galaxy1001D reviews
Return back to the gay times of the 1880's when Victorian slang was very queer.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
You Make Me Feel Alive! by namelesslunitic reviews
"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions." Brian is about to find out just how true that old proverb can be.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,003 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
Stranger in a Strange Land by erolyn2 reviews
In Pentos, a future queen meets her first knight for the first time. Set in the gap between Dany's first and second chapters in AGOT. Implied Dany/Jorah, but they've only just met. Alternating POVs.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Daenerys T./Dany, Jorah M. - Complete
Wet Dream by namelesslunitic reviews
During a thunderstorm, Brian sleeps with Stewie to comfort him.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by namelesslunitic reviews
Upon hearing that the family is going to be spending the weekend at his grandparent's house, Stewie decides to make the best of a bad situation.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Stewie G., Brian G.] - Complete
A Jape on All Your Houses by catiepie182002 reviews
A few drinks help Tyrion, Sansa, and Daenerys see the lighter sides of Houses Lannister, Stark, and Targaryen. Featuring bonus Mormonts! Sansa/Tyrion, Dany/Jorah. Co-written with the lovely mrstater.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sansa S., Daenerys T./Dany - Complete
Temptation, Thy Name is Bath Time! by namelesslunitic reviews
It's bath time for Stewie, and that's bad news for Brian.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
A Street Boy Named Desiree by namelesslunitic reviews
Brian discovers Stewie's dirty little secret.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2012 - [Stewie G., Brian G.] - Complete
The Great Depression by namelesslunitic reviews
Two individuals find happiness in each other.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
Sweeter Than Honey by MrsTater reviews
"I have my own bear on Balerion," she told the translator, "and he may well eat me if I do not return to him." Dany returns to her ship, and Jorah teaches her a thing or two about bears and their habits. ASOS, AU, PWP
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Daenerys T./Dany, Jorah M.
A Victorious Warrior Returned by justadram reviews
Jorah Mormont appears before the Queen. Set post ADWD. Daenerys Targaryen, Jorah Mormont, Ser Barristan
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2011 - [Daenerys T./Dany, Jorah M.] Barristan S. - Complete
A Man Once More by Cayce Morris reviews
"What do you mean?" Severus asked, looking at her in bewilderment. "Am I dead, or aren't I?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Coffeehouse Jazz SINGLE PAGE FORMAT by Cayce Morris reviews
There was a secret message hidden in that little vial that held Snape's memories...or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93,705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
What You Don't Know SINGLE PAGE FORMAT by Cayce Morris reviews
We often think we know what's going on. We're often oh, so very, very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Ballad Variation I on a Dance Theme by Cayce Morris reviews
Severus and Harry discover that the last dance can also be a new beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,113 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nightmares of Love by Ghostwriter9396 reviews
Stewie's hurt, Brian's his only comfort, and Peter's a jack ass who can't appricieate true art. You can kinda see where this is going...StewiexBrian love, very discriptive reason for M rating ...with a random last chapter...enjoy :
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,983 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
8 Ways To Make A Dog Smile by Sugarbubblegum333 reviews
Stewie had never seen Brian smile generally so here's his eight ways on how to get a dog to smile /Brewie\
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
A Good Man is Hard to Find by Mr. Gregor Samsa reviews
Stewie Griffin has grown up to be one of the most powerful, wealthy men in the world. He is cold, emotionless, and isolated. It takes a surreal turn of events to change his outlook on life and his outlook on love. BrianStewie-Takes place later in life-R&R
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,518 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
Love Surprises All by bloodtears16 reviews
Brian/Stewie slash. This is my first slash and first family guy fic so I hope you like it. It's basically stewie and brian discovering their love for each other. I know there are a lot of those but just r&r please.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
The Falcon Cannot Hear the Falconer by Shire cat reviews
Lois Kills Stewie. One-shot/missing scene about Brian's captivity in the White House with Stewie. The title is from "The Second Coming" by William Butler Yeats.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
A Night At A Bar by Summitterer reviews
Brian is forced to a gay bar, stewie is Desiree and they dont know eachother? If your confused too, read on : edit credits to Tourmalinetrue
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by skyblue0291 reviews
Secrets always get out sooner or later, but how long will it be before Brian and Stewie unlock secrets that result in a series of events that they struggle to keep away from each other? Human!Brian/Adult!Stewie
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,775 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Forget, Forget, Remember by suspensegirl reviews
Post S3, based off mini-S4 spoilers - Chuck gets a blow to the head after getting shot, and develops a serious case of amnesia. Can CB still come back together if he's forgotten their story? ONE-SHOT
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Proof On Camera by br0flove reviews
brewie: When proving they don't give a crap what the FCC do, what if Stewie gets a little too carried away with his scene with Brian? Bondage.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Right From The Heart by lombnut reviews
Stewie is drawing a picture for a very special someone. Stewie/Brian
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
Broken Wings by SuperNothing reviews
Stewie is in love with Brian. Brian reluctantly feels the same way, but doesn't want to admit it. When Stewie learns of Brian's uncertain feelings, he'll do anything to win him over. Even if it means pushing his mind and body beyond its limits. COMPLETE!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,905 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Situational Ethics by Ms.Freestyle reviews
Snape had intended on reporting his findings to the Order one summer night. He didn’t plan on falling into Harry’s bed and possibly in love. Slash SSHP. Mpreg COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,339 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
James' Misguided Guide by PuddleTook reviews
An alternately light-hearted and serious story about James' failure to quell his feelings for Jesse.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - James/Kojirō, Jessie/Musashi - Complete
Summer Confessions by RocketGirl3052 reviews
A sequel to Victory in Defeat. During a Summer Carnival, Musashi tries to confront Kojiro about what happened after her last Contest.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō - Complete
Victory in Defeat by RocketGirl3052 reviews
After Musashi misses out on her fifth ribbon, Kojiro tries to remind her just how far she's come.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō - Complete
Avoiding the Lens by sparrowlove reviews
Ryan hates the cameras sometimes. He had taken to doing the most boring things possible, so that the film crew would leave him alone" MichaelRyan.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009
Amends by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Fluff. Set after "Patriot Games", the one were Stewie beats Brian up. Stewie's paranoia of Brian becomes worse when Lois and Peter leave him alone with him for a few days.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Good Enough by Flanclanman reviews
FSlash GWHG. Ginny looks back on her unrequited love of Hermione. Then helps her escape from Ron. Gratuitous angst, a teeny bit of ladypornz and woman-beater!Ron (not nice, but it fits with the plot).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Epic Adventures of Colonel Rhinoceros Brandon by Horrible Rhino Story reviews
After Colonel Brandon is accidentally turned into a rhinoceros on his wedding day, he sets off on a perilous quest with some unlikely fictional characters in order to return to his human form. Probably the strangest story ever written.
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008
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Parking reviews
When Stewie was just a baby, he fell in love with Brian. It was a love that would alter the course of his existence. Stewie would stop at nothing to get what he wanted- which was to keep Brian in his life, come hell or high water. Features time traveling and much to be confused about. Previously published under a different pen name. Please see my profile for details, thanks!
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Brian G., Stewie G.
A Good Start reviews
Brian expected nothing more than to spend his New Year's Eve lonely and bored. Then something happened to change both his humdrum plans, and his life forever.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,024 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Let's Make a Deal reviews
Teen!Stewie. What happens when Brian and Stewie make a deal, but although Stewie makes good on his end of the bargain, it's been years and Brian still hasn't paid up? This time there's no beating, but Stewie still isn't pleased. Previously published under a different pen name. Please see my profile for details, thanks!
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Fulfillment reviews
'Tis the season for giving. And receiving. And hope. Previously published under a different pen name. Please see my profile for details, thanks!
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Entre Nous reviews
Stewie Griffin is having a quarterlife crisis. Can a longtime friend help him through?
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Brian G., Stewie G.
This is How it Was reviews
Harry and Ginny's marriage is coming to an end and Harry must start a new phase of his life. And with new phases come new faces- or rather, old ones, long thought dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,096 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Love Admissions, Part Two reviews
No, there's not a Part One to this fic. A family vacation to Hawaii yields some shocking results and Brian and Stewie return with a radically-changed relationship.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,553 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G.
Places of Interest reviews
The third and final of what I'm now calling my "places" series. This one's a 'Road to' fic! We find the boys approaching their one-year mark: while Brian searches for inspiration for his writing, Stewie searches for his passion in life.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G.
Anyplace You Are reviews
Sequel to The Old Familiar Places. Six months later. Brian and Stewie in New York City. Domestic bliss...of sorts. FINISHED!
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Griffins' Fairy Tales reviews
Parodies of fairy tales featuring the Family Guy cast.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009
The Old Familiar Places reviews
20 yrs later: "I love her and she loves me and together we hate each other with a wild hatred born of love"- J. August Strindberg. Only replace 'her' with 'him' & 'she' with 'he'. FINISHED!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,093 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
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