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Hi! There's not much to say about me really, except I'm 16, am a girl called Alicia (Hollie is my middle name), LOVE laughing, writing stories, my mum, watching tv, my ipod, reviewers etc. Here's some random stuff about me:

Birthday: 25/12/94

Starsign: Capricorn

Favourite Colours: Blue/Purple/Black

Pet: A Syrian hamster called Damsen (after the jam!!)

Addictions: Facebook (not proud of this but I am insanely nosey), Klondike, computer, cereals, pizza, freebies...

This is the link for my Fictionpress profile: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/739852/A-l-I-c-I-a-H-o-L-l-I-e but I'm also searchable through 'alicia hollie' (you don't need the dashes and capitals :)) and my review blog: Thank you for looking!

:My Favourite Music:

Arctic Monkeys, Beyonce, Black Eyed Peas, Blur, Boys Like Girls, Coldplay, Dizzee Rascal, The Enemy, Fall Out Boy, The Feeling, Fergie, Florence and the Machine, Franz Ferdinand, Gwne Stefani, HelloGoodbye, Jack Penate, Kasabian, The Killers, Kings of Leon, Lady Gaga (this woman hasn't written a single bad song!!), Little Boots, MUSE, No Doubt, Paloma Faith, Pixie Lott, Rihanna, Scissor Sisters, Snow Patrol

:My Favourite TV/Films:

ANYTHING Pixar (except Cars. And maybe Ratatouille...) and most Disney, Doctor Who, Borat, Being Human, Torchwood, The Hangover, Son of Ranbow, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, QI, Top Gear, League of Gentlemen, Stardust, Harry Potter films, The Inbetweeners, Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons (not the new ones though), The Vampire Diaries

:My Favourite Books/Authors:

(Too many to list and remember but I'll give it a go) The Enemy by Charlie Higson, Skulduggery Pleasant, Harry Potter Series, Rick Riordan, Twilght Series for escapism, Georgia Nicolson Series for laughs, Vampire Diaries by L.J. Smith, Gone series by Michael Grant, err... did I mention my memory is quite dodgy?

:My Hobbies:

I have quite a few hobbies, mainly writing stories, both Fanfiction and of my own creation, though I do prefer to write my own. Nothing against FF, but it is just a bit limiting. I also love reading stories both on here and published books. I go on my DSI and computer nearly everyday.

:And now for a long list of funny(ish) stuff:

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over!

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mum saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls, doors, people, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death. What’s it gonna do? Kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it!?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?

Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday or even many moons ago.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you’re unique - just like everyone else

Real girls aren’t perfect & perfect girls aren’t real.

I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.

What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.

If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because ‘They’ve seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.’ These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me - I quit!”

It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.

It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die.

You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too.

To die is nothing but a long goodbye.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

Nothing is more embarrassing than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

I would rather try to carry 10 grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a test is absolutely petrifying.

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said because you went somewhere else while they were talking?

Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Bad decisions make good stories.

Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Microscope kit that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem...

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs (i.e.Blu-rays)? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

I dislike when I just miss a call by the last ring but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice-mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

As a driver pedestrians are annoying, and as a pedestrian drivers are annoying, but no matter what the mode of transportation, cyclists are always annoying!

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

I wonder if cops ever get angry the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.


1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

3. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

4. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

5. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

7. Sing along at the opera.

8. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

9. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

13. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

36 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."


Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message.

See how long you can hold a note
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.

Try to not think about penguins
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

Pretend you're a robot
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.

Rate passers by
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Pinch yourself
After pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Try to swallow your tongue
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

Pretend to be a car
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect.

Invent a weird twitch
Adopt a bizarre twitch and try it out when you go shopping.

Make a low buzzing noise
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.


See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR.

Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.

Send spooky emails
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.

Make prank phone calls
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.

Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke - to travel you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.

Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!

Try and sound Welsh
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything you say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?

Burn things with a magnifying glass
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.


Have a water gargling contest
Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long you can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if you laugh.

Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?

Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.

Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.

Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.

:Scarily Accurate Starsigns:

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart ~ (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

PISCES - The Dreamer ~ (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. Easily angered. Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. courageous and assertive.
Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS - The Enduring One~ (April 20 - May 20th)
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox ~ (May 21 - June 20)
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER - The Protector ~ (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO - The Boss ~ (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Likes boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important. Attractive.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist ~ Dominant ~ (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
In relationships, very conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO - The Intense One ~ Very Energetic ~ (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One ~ (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Dislikes being confined - tight
spaces or even tight clothes. Beautiful inside and out.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter ~ (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I have finished writing my first fanfic, which I hope you will enjoy (I enjoy writing it at least) and it does get better, I promise. Basically, it's about this young girl called Phoebe, who gets Changed and then goes on to try and find (and be accepted) by a mysterious coven called the Cullens. However, trouble is on the horizon... The sequel is up now!

Rising Dusk: Sequel to A New Epoch. Phoebe is leading a blissful life. That is until the Volturi return for revenge. Only this time, they have the upper hand – the perfect weapon.

I may try writing Doctor Who/Harry Potter in the future...but no promises!

I'm open to criticism, as long as it's constructive. And reviews seriously make my day (hint hint!).

Just a warning though... I have started my GCSEs (and will be starting A levels soonish) and so don't have as much time to write and update my stories so please don't get irked at me if I don't update as often as I would like to. And that's about it :)

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High Noon: After Breaking Dawn A Twilight Fanfic by Emerald Star73 reviews
10 years post-Breaking Dawn. Edward & Bella are living happily ever after, finally attend Dartmouth. New details of Alice's past are discovered; several seemingly unrelated events from the past are intertwined. Will the Volturi threat ever be eliminated?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 300,918 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Torchwood At Twilight by Kyra5972 reviews
When Bella doesn’t make it to Edward in time, she ends up finding out that weirder things exist than vampires and werewolves. TorchwoodxTwilight Crossover
Crossover - Twilight & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,516 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
The Emotionless Shadow by DespiteTheVoid reviews
Renesmee Cullen, almost fully grown, decides to escape from everything she knows and flees to the one place her parents wont expect, where she meets the most unlikely person she'd ever come to love. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 305,092 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Returning To The Start by Akanesi reviews
It is a great tragedy, to be destroyed from the inside out, by the things you have done. No one is blaming you for them, no one even knows they are there, but the small voice in the back of your head is raging. It is making you feel guilt. It is tearing you down and setting you aflame.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,212 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Drumming the Spirit out of the Storm by Time Lady 802379 reviews
The Master has waited for his chance, and now the time for revenge has arrived. With the Doctor powerless in his grasp, and Martha and Jack taken care of, the Master can have some fun! Major DoctorWump! On a long hiatus, while I decide to carry on or not.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,241 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13605 - Favs: 8,423 - Follows: 6,223 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4730 - Favs: 5,594 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
What If When Carlisle Was Changed He Had A Seven Year Old Daughter? What If Years Later Shes Changed Too? What Happens When They Meet Again In The Future? What If That Daughter Was Bella... What Happens Then? Why, ExB Of Course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Indian Summer by Tami Flournoy reviews
Charlie Swan isn’t the only one being shocked out of the world as he knows it. See how the entire Cullen Clan and the Quileute Shape Shifters discover that their supernatural world is just a little bigger than they ever realized as they find themselves
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 600,842 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Charlie S., Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Apres Moi, Le Deluge by Amethyst Jackson reviews
PAUSED. AU - After an unfortunate incident, Harry is turned into a vampire. Ignores DH. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,240 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
The Valediction by HumanShield reviews
Entry for LES FEMMES NOIRES ONE-SHOT CONTEST. Post-Breaking Dawn. EPOV. The consequences of forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eternal Dusk by AnkouBlake reviews
Breaking Dawn spoilers! Three years after their victory, the Cullens are continuing to live their peaceful life in Forks. Renesmee continues to grow at an alarming rate, both physically and mentally, developing new abilities as time wears on. When she is
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,494 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Forever Young by IsabellClair reviews
This takes place right after Breaking Dawn. I'm trying to stay as close to the books as I can, but throwing in some of my own twists. Please read and review! I will keep writing as long as you keep reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 106,603 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
A Bittersweet Reminder by Jaro-ship reviews
Having left the Volturi with Afton, tired of Aro's issues about the witnessing, Chelsea goes to Maine, where the Cullens are living. Upon arrival, Chelsea has to do what she promised Carlisle - tell him her heartbreaking, complicated story. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,572 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Chelsea
The Cullen's Meet Count Chocula by Lady Stardust Northman reviews
Emmett is bored and everyone is busy. He goes hunting and finds Count Chocula. Really random one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Smiling Through the Pain by taylorjeanjn reviews
“Rosalie? It’s Bella. Please. You have to help me.” I was whispering as low as I possibly could, and speaking quickly; a habit that I had when I was nervous. There was a brief pause on the other end of the line... Book 2 in Breaking Dawn from BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,072 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
A Forever of Nevers by Saphella-Of-Midnight reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn. Bella and the Cullens are living happily until Alice has a vision. The Volturi are planning revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 266 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Divided We Fall by Jomel10 reviews
To get some help for an unwell Doctor, The TARDIS sends him and Martha back to 21st century Cardiff, where the Doctor is shocked to meet a very bitter Jack. Can they work together again to stop their greatest threat yet? Please R&R! COMPLETE!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,933 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
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A New Epoch II: Rising Dusk reviews
Sequel to A New Epoch. Phoebe is leading a blissful life. That is until the Volturi return for revenge. Only this time, they have the upper hand – the perfect weapon, the perfect plan. Is all hope lost?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,620 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Alec - Complete
A New Epoch reviews
Phoebe is a young girl with her whole life ahead of her. When she is Changed, she has only one hope, a mysterious coven called the Cullens. Will they accept her? Will she be allowed to live? Suddenly, the world takes on a VERY different meaning to her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,345 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete