Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Hi! There's not much to say about me really, except I'm 16, am a girl called Alicia (Hollie is my middle name), LOVE laughing, writing stories, my mum, watching tv, my ipod, reviewers etc. Here's some random stuff about me:
Favourite Colours: Blue/Purple/Black
Pet: A Syrian hamster called Damsen (after the jam!!)
Addictions: Facebook (not proud of this but I am insanely nosey), Klondike, computer, cereals, pizza, freebies...
This is the link for my Fictionpress profile: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/739852/A-l-I-c-I-a-H-o-L-l-I-e but I'm also searchable through 'alicia hollie' (you don't need the dashes and capitals :)) and my review blog: Thank you for looking!
:My Favourite Music:
Arctic Monkeys, Beyonce, Black Eyed Peas, Blur, Boys Like Girls, Coldplay, Dizzee Rascal, The Enemy, Fall Out Boy, The Feeling, Fergie, Florence and the Machine, Franz Ferdinand, Gwne Stefani, HelloGoodbye, Jack Penate, Kasabian, The Killers, Kings of Leon, Lady Gaga (this woman hasn't written a single bad song!!), Little Boots, MUSE, No Doubt, Paloma Faith, Pixie Lott, Rihanna, Scissor Sisters, Snow Patrol
:My Favourite TV/Films:
ANYTHING Pixar (except Cars. And maybe Ratatouille...) and most Disney, Doctor Who, Borat, Being Human, Torchwood, The Hangover, Son of Ranbow, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, QI, Top Gear, League of Gentlemen, Stardust, Harry Potter films, The Inbetweeners, Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons (not the new ones though), The Vampire Diaries
:My Favourite Books/Authors:
(Too many to list and remember but I'll give it a go) The Enemy by Charlie Higson, Skulduggery Pleasant, Harry Potter Series, Rick Riordan, Twilght Series for escapism, Georgia Nicolson Series for laughs, Vampire Diaries by L.J. Smith, Gone series by Michael Grant, err... did I mention my memory is quite dodgy?
I have quite a few hobbies, mainly writing stories, both Fanfiction and of my own creation, though I do prefer to write my own. Nothing against FF, but it is just a bit limiting. I also love reading stories both on here and published books. I go on my DSI and computer nearly everyday.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over!
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mum saying you can still keep it.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Did you know sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls, doors, people, and off the occasional cliff.
I’m not afraid of Death. What’s it gonna do? Kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving isn’t for you.
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it!?
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?
Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday or even many moons ago.
Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Always remember you’re unique - just like everyone else
Real girls aren’t perfect & perfect girls aren’t real.
I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.
What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because ‘They’ve seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.’ These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.
It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die.
You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too.
To die is nothing but a long goodbye.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
Nothing is more embarrassing than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
I would rather try to carry 10 grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a test is absolutely petrifying.
How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said because you went somewhere else while they were talking?
Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Bad decisions make good stories.
Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Microscope kit that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem...
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs (i.e.Blu-rays)? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
I dislike when I just miss a call by the last ring but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice-mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
As a driver pedestrians are annoying, and as a pedestrian drivers are annoying, but no matter what the mode of transportation, cyclists are always annoying!
Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
I wonder if cops ever get angry the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
17 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
3. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
4. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
5. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
7. Sing along at the opera.
8. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.
9. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
13. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
36 Things to do in an Elevator
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
See how long you can hold a note
Try to not think about penguins
Use your secret mind power
Pretend you're a robot
Rate passers by
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
Try to swallow your tongue
Pretend to be a car
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
Invent a weird twitch
Make a low buzzing noise
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE
See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
Send spooky emails
Make prank phone calls
Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
Try and sound Welsh
Burn things with a magnifying glass
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON
Have a water gargling contest
Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
:Scarily Accurate Starsigns:
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart ~ (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
PISCES - The Dreamer ~ (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
TAURUS - The Enduring One~ (April 20 - May 20th)
GEMINI - The Chatterbox ~ (May 21 - June 20)
CANCER - The Protector ~ (June 21 - July 22)
LEO - The Boss ~ (July 23 - Aug 22)
VIRGO - The Perfectionist ~ Dominant ~ (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
SCORPIO - The Intense One ~ Very Energetic ~ (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One ~ (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter ~ (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
I have finished writing my first fanfic, which I hope you will enjoy (I enjoy writing it at least) and it does get better, I promise. Basically, it's about this young girl called Phoebe, who gets Changed and then goes on to try and find (and be accepted) by a mysterious coven called the Cullens. However, trouble is on the horizon... The sequel is up now!
Rising Dusk: Sequel to A New Epoch. Phoebe is leading a blissful life. That is until the Volturi return for revenge. Only this time, they have the upper hand – the perfect weapon.
I may try writing Doctor Who/Harry Potter in the future...but no promises!
I'm open to criticism, as long as it's constructive. And reviews seriously make my day (hint hint!).
Just a warning though... I have started my GCSEs (and will be starting A levels soonish) and so don't have as much time to write and update my stories so please don't get irked at me if I don't update as often as I would like to. And that's about it :)
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