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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Vampire Diaries, Immortals series, Alyson Noel, and Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side.

Name: Alice

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My favorite books: The VAMPIRE DIARIES, VAMPIRE ACADEMY SERIES, HOUSE OF NIGHT SERIES,The twilight saga, The Darkest Powers Series (The Summoning, The Awakening), Jessica's guide to dating on the dark side, Evermore and Blue Moon, Eternal, Evernight and Stargrazer, Go ask Alice, Thirteen reasons why, Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice, The accidental Vampire, The outsiders, The Host. (So far)

My favorite bands: 3oh!3, Green Day, All American Rejects, The Fray, Click five, Boys like girls, Muse, Paramore, MuteMath, Iron and Wine, Blue foundation.

My favorite singers: Britney Spears, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Flo-rida, Rob Pattinson, Carrie Underwood, Celine Dion.

My favorite songs: Good Girls Go Bad by Cobra Starship!! 3 by Britney Spears!! Running up that hill (Vampire Diaries song) Gravity by Sara Bareilles;

My favorite movies: Titanic, Twilight, The dark night, Spiderman movies, Van Helsing, Transformers, X-men (all movies), The devil wears Prada, and so on...

Languages: English, Spanish, French

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My heart belongs to Stefan Salvatore but my body belongs to Damon Salvatore. (I'm sooo Torn.)

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Damon Salvatore:

DESCRIPTION: Hair black with rainbow lights in it, like a crow's feathers, or 'like liquid, too soft and fine for human hair.' Eyes that are black, 'fathomless and full of strange lights' and which have a tendency to 'fill the universe.' He's middling-verging-on-short, and has 'dark beauty and grace and the sensuality that drew women to him like moths to a flame.' He tends to lounge in a way that should get him done for harassment but can take 'lithe stalking steps.' He usually wears all black, mirrored sunglasses and drives a black Ferrari with 'illegally tinted' windows. He has a 'very engaging' laugh and a 'charming' smile.

Overall Comment: 'God, he was beautiful. Handsome was too weak and colorless a word.'

NATIONALITY: Italian. Florentine, to be precise.

AGE: Err, about 500. Looks about 20.

SPECIES: Vampire.

BELOVED: His first love was fragile blond Katherine, but seeing as she's dead and they tried to kill each other beforehand , I think the engagement's off... He loved queenly blond Elena, but she wanted his brother, and then he seemed to be bonding with little red haired Bonnie, but he walked off into the night.

FAMILY: A deceased and unnamed mother whom he loved very much. A presumably deceased father, Giuseppe Salvatore. And a weak but sweet little brother called Stefan.



GIUSEPPE: What do you mean, you're not going back (to university)?

DAMON: I would have thought even you could understand such a simple sentence, father. Shall I repeat it in Latin for you?

GIUSEPPE: You are telling me that I... will have to face my friends knowing my son is a... an idler?

DAMON: Apparently. If you can call those who fawn on you in the hopes that you will lend them money your friends.


(mocking Stefan on the subject of Elena) DAMON: I only did it because I wanted to be close to you. Brothers should be close.


(throwing a tree out of a forest in a wild display of power) DAMON:
I didn't like it there anyway.


(with Elena)
ELENA: Where's Stefan?

DAMON: Stefan who?


(to Elena)
DAMON: Don't you be as stupid as my brother is. Or I might have to treat you the same way.


(to Elena)
DAMON: Do you know... that a mole on the neck means you'll be wealthy? Do you mind if I check?

STEFAN: I mind.

DAMON: But do you matter?


(on the subject of himself)
DAMON: I'm the most dangerous thing you're ever likely to encounter in your life.


(on the subject of Elena giving in to him) ELENA: I'd rather cut my throat.

DAMON: An intriguing thought. But I can do it so much more enjoyably.


(after inviting himself to dinner at Elena's)
ELENA: Go. Or I'll tell them you're the killer.

DAMON: Don't you think a guest deserves a little more consideration?


(seeing Elena and Stefan's reunion)
DAMON: Very touching. Do you want me to imitate a violin?


ELENA: I can't go down there. They think I'm dead!

DAMON: Oh, you've remembered that. Good for you.


(accused of dropping Stefan down a well) DAMON: A well? It's hardly my style.


DAMON: (to Elena) Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else.


(on and to Elena) 
DAMON: I told Stefan from the beginning that he was selfish not to share you. Brothers should share things, you know.


(making a pact)
STEFAN: I agree.

DAMON: And I agree. In fact, we all seem to be in a frenzy of pure agreement.


(denying the attack of Vickie Bennett) 
ELENA: The cemetery, remember? The ruined church? The girl you left wandering around there in her slip?

DAMON: Sorry, no. And I usually do remember girls I leave wandering in their slips.


(on the subject of joining Katherine) KATHERINE: I didn't mean to hurt you... I'm sorry.

DAMON: Katherine?


DAMON: Katherine...

KATHERINE: Yes, Damon?

DAMON: Go to hell.


(on himself)
DAMON: I am more dangerous than you can possibly imagine.


STEFAN: Do you want to get caught, Damon?

DAMON: I am never caught, little brother.


STEFAN: What are you going to do when they come after you?... Kill them all?

DAMON: Why not?


STEFAN: Don't throw their lives away.

DAMON: I don't give a damn about their lives.


(when Klaus is about to kill Stefan)
DAMON: Get away from my brother. Before I tear your heart out.



(I) watched that beautiful, capricious smile with a feeling of sorrow for what Damon might have been.

STEFAN'S: (beside Damon and to Elena).
If you're looking for evil, you don't have to look very far.

BONNIE'S: Damon was a strange guy. But gorgeous. Definitely gorgeous

My obsessions:








Edward Cullen


Damon Salvatore and Stefan Salvatore





I'll stay up till TWILIGHT,

To see the NEW MOON,

And if I'm lucky,

I'll see the ECLIPSE,


And the whole time,

I'm sitting with you,

Under the MIDNIGHT SUN .

In the end it doesn't matter how many breaths you took but how many moments took your breath away.

I'd like to run away From you, But if you didn't come And find me ... I would die. ~ by Shirley Bassey ~

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out. ~ by Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) ~

The greatest thing you'll ever learn Is to love and be loved in return. ~ From "Unforgettable with Love" by Natalie Cole

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. -Emerson

Damon Salvatore Quotes:

‘ “The name is Salvatore. As in savior.” Damon said. There was a brief flash of white teeth in the darkness.’

–The Vampire Diaries (The Struggle) pg. 406

‘ ”Your not going to scream at me? Or faint?” he said, as if offering her the standard options. Elena was still watching him. He was much stronger and faster than she was.

“I don’t faint,” she said shortly. “And why should I scream at you? We were playing a game. I was stupid that night and so I lost. You warned me in the graveyard about the consequences.

His lips parted in a quick breath and he looked away. “I may just have to make you my Queen of Shadows,” he said, and, almost speaking to himself, he continued: “I’ve had many companions, girls as young as you and women who were the beauties of Europe. But you’re the one I want at my side. Ruling, taking what we want when we want. Feared and worshipped by all the weaker souls. Would that be so bad?” ‘

–The Vampire Diaries (The Struggle) pg. 408

‘ “My mood is not the most tolerant tonight, either. I only had a wizened little history teacher; you had a pretty girl.” ’ –(Damon) The Vampire Diaries (The Awakening) pg.242

‘ “I’ll tell you about it. But first-“ It was one of the few times Bonnie had seen Meredith look awkward. Finally, she blurted, “How was it?”

“How was what?”

“Kissing Damon, you nitwit!”

“Ohhhh.” Bonnie melted back into the seat. “It was like…kapow! Zap! Zowie! Like…fireworks.”

“You’re smirking.”

“I am not smirking,” Bonnie said with dignity. “I am smiling in fond of remembrance.” -The Vampire Diaries (The Return: Nightfall) pg. 277


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


(This is dedicated Natalia, or as i like to call her "Vampire Kitty" If you want to know why i call her that PM me)

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Month One


I am only eight inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Everytime I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heartbeat

is my favorite lullaby.


Month Two


today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

You could definetly tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It's so warm and nice in here.


Month Three

You know what Mommy?

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you cant hear me.


Month Four


My hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs

I am becoming quite good at it too.


Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, whats abortion?


Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I dont like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I cant get away from it!

Mommy! HELP ME!


Month Seven


I am OK.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Mommy, why didnt you want me?


Every abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped

Two more eyes that will never see

Two more hands that will never touch

Two more legs that will never run

One more mouth that will never speak.

Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies.

If you are against abortion copy and paste

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If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile!

I'm The Kind of Girl...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. (no comment!!)

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.


You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants, don't you?

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why is their Braille on the drive up ATM machine??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Have you ever been captured by evil squirrels and taken to their secret squirrel hideout, but rescued by your vampire love, who ran around with a machine gun shouting die squirrels, die?

Are you ever worried about the fact that your stalker isn't stalking anymore?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

If you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear brighter before you hear them speak?

Why does an 'X' stand for kiss?

If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? 0.0 I wonder...I'm going to go and get my little 4 yr old sister...OH! Did you just read that? If so...BACK OFF SUCKA

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

"Cute as a button." Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? I mean DUH!

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your pee is hotter when you use the restroom?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s butts to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? ~Also, aren't we always naked like 24/7? I mean, the clothing is just so no one can see us in our nudity, so technically, we are running around naked outside.~

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

Why are Pringles curved?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? Do they lie?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

If your scared to swim but love water, how does that make sense?

Why is there an 's' in the word lisp?


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when mom was your hero
and 'DaD' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Bella- Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward- No

Bella- Do you like me?

Edward- Not really

Bella- Do you want me?

Edward- No

Bella- Would you cry if I left?

Edward- No

Bella- Would you do anything for me?

Edward- No

Bella- Would you live for me?

Edward- No.

Bella- What would you choose, Me or your life?

Edward- My life

Bella runs away in pain and Edward runs after her and says:

The reason you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind

The reason I don’t like you is because I love you

The reason I don’t want you is because I need you

The reason I wouldn’t cry if you left is because I would die

The reason I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you

The reason I wouldn’t live for you, is because I would die for you.

The reason I choose my life is because you are my life.

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...

1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times. 10 for me
2) You own all above mentioned books.
3) You know that most of your friends will try to bag on Twilight the Movie, but then you'll get defensive and start yelling at them for saying that all the actors/actresses are all wrong and that they will ruin the movie when the actors/actresses don't match their exact mental picture of said character. (LISTEN PEOPLE!! No one will look exactly like your mental image of the Twilight characters, so get over it and quit bagging on the actors/actresses who will do a great job on this movie whether you think so or not!! Please excuse my rant but it needed to be said)
4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.
5) You have reread a lot of these pages.
6)You read fanfiction about Twilight.
7)You write fanfiction about Twilight.
8)At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says something about Twilight or its characters.
9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.
10)For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon/Ecilpse, you acted as a missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read them.
11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it, because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".
12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.
13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.
14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk about.
15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2008 for Breaking Dawn to come out, you almost cried.
16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you like best. (I'm debating between Edward and Jasper. Edward is slightly in the lead though ;D)
17)You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.
18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories, you never get tired of it.
19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing you read.
20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a vampire.
21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.
22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.
23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people who don't understand it just haven't read the book.
24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.
26) You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information
27) You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns and the fact that you won't sop trying to explain to them why Twilight is the best book in the world
28) You're keeping track of all the "Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean
29) Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website
30) Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series
31) Your screen saver says something about the Twilight Saga
32) You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition
33) You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it
34) You can't believe that most people haven't read the books
35) You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them
36) You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines
37) You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die
38) You know you're addicted, but you don't care
39)You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2nd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco
40) You're more excited about the release of Breaking Dawn than anything to do with Harry Potter
41)When you found out that you would have to wait to see the Breaking Dawn cover art and first chapter until you got back from a trip where you couldn't even get near a book store when both items came out the day ater you left, you have a mental breakdown
42) When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown
43) You noticed there is no number 25

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.


Are like apples on trees

The best ones are

at the top of the

Tree. The boys don't

reach for the good

ones because they are

afraid they'll fall and get

hurt. Instead, they just

get the rotten

apples from the

ground that aren't

as good,

but easy.

So the apples at the

top think that there's


wrong with them,

when in reality,

they're amazing.

They just have

to wait

for the right boy

to come along,

The one who''s

brave enough

to climb all

the way to

the top of

the Tree.

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson...just read this, it will make a difference...

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you


When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Completely Random But Awesome Comments or Facts:

Copy & Pasties

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (This one is soooooo true!!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

Random Quotes

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too

Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

25 Things My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting
for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.

This is funny!

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look effin gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Girls don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.


My favorite websites:


Bella's red set:

red set by badassalice14 featuring GAP

Bella's blue set:

Blue set by badassalice14 featuring Juicy Couture accessories

Bella's green dress"

green dress set by badassalice14 featuring Havaianas flip flops

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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16072 - Favs: 7,400 - Follows: 3,391 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Taters7 reviews
Bella Swan mother Died when Bella was just 2 years old. Now living with a father that beats her and having a crush or maybe even in love with her English teacher Edward Cullen Bella dosnt know what to do, What will her teacher do to help her. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,856 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chasing Bella by PhoenixAtBreakingDawn reviews
When Bella and Rose go to France with Alice's family for the summer the three dorkiest girls get makeovers. Senior year comes Bella plays hard to get, Renee finds Charlie and Bella, and after a while things go great. Cannon parings; please r&r
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,732 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4483 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Brotherly Love by twilightlover7081 reviews
Contuinng from The Awakening. Derek and Simon compete for something precious. Derek/Chloe ; Simon/Chloe?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 38,515 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
WolfLove by lizzie6376 reviews
A gun. It was a gun. And that was Derek. Derek,falling. Derek,grabbing his leg. Derek,hurt. It doesn't seem to add up in my head. The two just don't go together. But when it hits, when I finally get it, it hits hard. "Derek," I breath and run./Chlerek/R&R
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,093 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S.
My Baby Edward by HisAngelicDemon reviews
A car accident in 1918 causes a young baby to become an orphan and be in the hands of a newborn vampire. While trying to control her thirst for the baby, Bella Cullen, tries to take care of him. Of course the werewolves in the area won't allow it...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,624 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13059 - Favs: 6,144 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Years, Some Things Change Some Don't by Im Addicted 2 Twilight Fanfics reviews
Bella and Edward First meet in Grade 1. There, they become friends. Their friendship grows as the years go by. What happens when tradegy strikes? Will they have moved on? OR Will their feelings stay the same, possibly even growing stronger?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 27,493 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen's girl by Elmo13 reviews
I shivered from the longing while she shivered from the cold. It was intoxicating. Her hair smelled like raspberries. This was wrong, she was my best friend. AH Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 91,407 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Growing Up a Cullen by h2ocatluvr33 reviews
3 year old Bella Swan has lost her parents in a vampire attack. The Cullen's have taken her in where she will live with them. Little do they know her parents killer is close by, watching little Bella's steps. Please review! This is my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,269 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sweet dreams by emaone reviews
Stefan decides to propose to Elena but doesn't know the cost of their non-blessed marriage. Meanwhile, a rather aggravated Damon tries to conceal one of his deepest secrets but finds it slowly coming out. A story about brotherhood, love and sacrifice.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,880 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Elena, Damon
Newborn by Lythya reviews
In this story, Bella becomes vampire before moving to Forks. Try and see how things might have happened, if Bella had become a vampire before meeting Edward, and how she reacts. Rated for violence. Finished by Titanterror12
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,704 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella
Burned by Total Obsessive Bookworm reviews
FINISHED! My verion of Burned. How will Zoey attempt to defeat Kalona? And what about Stevie Rae and Rephaim? How do Zoey's friends and Erik fit in? Sequel: Stolen. Up now!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 37,001 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Zoey R., J. Stark - Complete
The Bet by XintoxicatedxbyxTwilightX reviews
Edward is a "Player" at Bella's school. They get thrown together for a project, and Edward has a bet that he cant get Bella to do "IT" with him before the project is over. Bella wants nothing to do with him. But what happens when feelings begin to form?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,884 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Thought You Were Gone by XxOurLadyBonbonsxX reviews
When bella's mother breaks up with her husband Bella chooses to go to England with her to get away from the memory of all things cullen after Edward deserted her. but what happens when the whole leaving them behind thing dosn't work? i suck at summarys x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Teacher Dearest by Grace Cullen reviews
Bella Swan is a kindergarten teacher who everyone adores. But after getting horrible news she moves to Florida and starts to teach there. In Florida she meets two small emerald-eyed children, Emma and Nick, who belong to no other than Edward Cullen. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,159 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
World of Vampire by DarkAngel942 reviews
Charlotte Salvatore sees her brothers, Damon and Stefan, for the first time in 500 years, and isn't exactly happy to see them. But they need Charlotte's help to destroy an evil force, but the evil force isn't exactly a stranger to her... ON SHORT HIATUS.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,518 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Damon, Stefan
Lucius' Guide to Making Her Mine by TheyCallMeKennedy reviews
This is Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Darkside, in Lucius' POV. Did you ever wonder what was going through his head at times? Well, here you go!
Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009
20 Questions by 3feetFantasy reviews
Bella and Edward are passing notes in class, what happens when they start to play 20 questios? OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Damon meets someone by redroses0921 reviews
Damon Salvatore meets a graceful 17 year old girl whos name is apparantly Alice Cullen
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Damon
New Moon Tavern by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
Formerly What Happens in Vegas..Edward and Bella have one wild night together. But is Edward ready to give up his playing ways? What happens when he's cut off from his family and forced to work at the bar owned by Bella's family? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,109 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hey Cuz by Motorcycle-Child reviews
Elena's aunt and uncle die in a fire, sending Elena's cousin Emily to live with her, Elena and Emily used to be best friends before Emily moved to Chicago, what happens when Emily spikes Damon's interest? Please R&R!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,408 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Damon
Looks Can Be Deceiving by Kolored reviews
Takes place mid-New Moon. 3 months after Edward leaves, Bella is attacked, but saved by a rebellious vampire. Who is he? EdwardxBella, but remember, looks CAN be deceiving... Read&Review, and you get a preview every time! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,297 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Right Side of Wrong by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Another one of Emmett's 'bright' ideas leaves Edward & Bella in a fight. What will it take for Edward to convince Bella to let him back in the bed? Can Emmett help right the wrong? Both E & B POV, AU, AH, rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,862 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternity by Kessafan reviews
Sequel to 'Spirit Bound Until Death'. Please read that story first so you know what's happening... : I hope you enjoy this one as much as the first story.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 146,392 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
I dare you by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
Edward and Bella are roomies on a trip that will change everything they know at Forks high. Edward want Bella but Bella knows better.. Welcome to NYC, between the dares and scandals no wonder its the city that never sleeps. AH OCC. RATING CAN CHANGE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009
Which One? by Vampiria107 reviews
Elena is now realizing that she loves both brothers: Stefan and Damon. Now, she confused. Which brother does she love the most? Please R&R.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Damon, Elena
Baby Baby! by TeamTwilight26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella and Edward get an unexpected surprise but Bella keeps it a secret. Will she tell Edward? And if she does tell him what will happen next? Really good! I promise you won't be disappointed! AWARD WINNING! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,041 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by Giselle2013 reviews
Alice and Edward have made a bet. Edward isn't allowed to touch Bella. Alice isn't allowed to go shopping. This story is filled with outrageous costumes, scheming vampires, bra's, and...strip clubs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,981 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009
YOU JUST GOT SOLD! by QuickSand311 reviews
nothing good can come from an angry bella, an anoyying emmett and ebay. i say NOTHING! bella ooc T for EVIL BELLA! and drugs... IS NOW A REAL FULL LENGTH STORY! and duhduhdunnn therapy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,167 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Beginning of the End by twilightsun01 reviews
Bella Swan, secret agent, hates Edward Cullen, secret agent and Bella’s ex-best friend, for only one reason, and they know why. When they’re paired together for a mission, will their old feelings ignite or will they just keep the hate?AHAUOOC. T for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,364 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Unexpected by Ariellove12 reviews
Bella is head cheerleader, Edward is football quarterback. They're both 17 and are the perfect couple. But what happens when Bella gets pregnant? My first fanfiction. AH/AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,120 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unwanted Dream by CookieIcecreamBrownies reviews
COMPLETE. Bella finds herself back in 1918 Chicago where she meets Edward who is still human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,905 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Choosing Sides by Only If You Wish It reviews
It shouldn't be this hard, choosing between them. But it was. It's so much harder than anything I've ever faced. -Elena Gilbert...This is what I think should happen after The Return: Nightfall.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 84,220 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Elena, Stefan, Damon - Complete
Spirit Bound Until Death by Kessafan reviews
This is my version of what came after Blood Promise. First story I've ever written, I hope you like it.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 111,245 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Love Lasts for Eternity by LydiaDiCalari reviews
After the Titanic sinks, Jack and Rose are both rescued, unaware that the other is alive. They are reunited on Carpathia and start a new life togeather. Where will life take them? Will they live a happy Life? READ AND REVEIW PLEASE!
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 71,451 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009
The Lucky One by Beamqueen40 reviews
Bella is a six year old who is abused by her father and left to die till Carlisle saves her. The family wants to adopt her, but mut hide their secret till she's 16. Then she decides what she wants. BxE Story is better then summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,390 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Love Forgotten by DelicateSoul reviews
AU: What happens if Rose is the one bitten? How will Dimitri react: will he kill her, or find a way to bring his Roza back? RosexDimitri
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,921 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Fate by bobbypingirl101 reviews
In 1918, Isabella Swan and Edward Mason both got the influenza and were changed by Carlisle. Here's the twist: They hated eachother. How will each of them survive? Practical jokes, temper tantrums, proposals, fights, surprises and more. ExB. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
My Personal Hell by lari223 reviews
Edward left in NM. Bella got changed by Laurent's new coven. The Cullen's meet a Bella-look-a-like. Throw in Victoria and everything goes wrong from there. B/E, but eventually B/OC. Co-written with purpletea.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,254 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009
Loving Little Rose by lizzydhamp1901 reviews
Rose only sees one side of Dimka during VA: the mentor side. But what about the rest of him? He IS only 24, you know. DPOV of VA... with a twist, of course. WARNING: This fic gives our darling Dimka a sense of humor not shown to Rose. Beware.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,088 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Pleasure Of Temptation by Cant-get-enough-twilight reviews
Kalona tries to tempt Zoey to love him again. She finds it difficult to resist and it is even harder when she knows she was made to love him. She feels herself slipping and falling straight into his embrace. During 'Hunted' I own nothing. Same characters.
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,775 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Kalona, Zoey R.
Unwanted Love by Dekoda DeSoto reviews
Elena didn't know how it happened. At one minute, she's madly in love with Stefan. The next, she's madly in love with Damon! She wants to figure out what happened. But what WILL happen?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Elena, Damon
Masked by Luvinlifee reviews
Bella goes to a masquerade ball and fall in love with someone. She doesn't know his name, she just remembers his emerald green eyes. BellaxEdward. Rated T. Better inside! AH. FINISHED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampire Journals by Pikabi reviews
What if Damon found Elena first? What if Elena loved Damon instead of Stefan? What if Stefan loved Elena while trying to knock some sense into her about his dangerous brother? And just what if, she DIDN'T listen? It's real in this book!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Elena, Damon
The Second Secret by Emily753 reviews
Bella is a witch and she can't use her powers on Edward and he can't hear her thoughts. Bellas ex comes to town, having been changed into a vampire, wanting her back. When Bella refuses, he threatens her life. Edward has to fight hard to protect his love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,384 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Promise Bound by Jaro-ship reviews
*BP Spoilers* Keeping her promise to her mother Janine, Rose Hathaway finds herself back in school and her old life. But with Dimitri getting closer to the school every day, is two and half months too long to wait to leave? HIATUS
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Rose H.
The Russian Cowboy by ShesaRebel911 reviews
Dimitri is looking to get his hands on a good read. But what happens when Dimitri and Rose both find themselves trapped within the pages of the western paperback?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love vs Instinct by angelfishlex reviews
Edward Cullen is a human blood drinking vampire who becomes fascinated with a human girl whose sweet scent tempts him to near madness. What happens when a rival vampire also lusts for both her body and her blood?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,348 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tiger by neongreenleaves reviews
When Bella brings home a small kitten, what is the worst that can happen? Oh right, these are the Cullens. What's everyone's reactions?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daughter of two by Henny1991 reviews
What if Bella was half human and half vampire? Isabella Swan the daughter of Marcus and Renée is moving together with her mother to Forks to start over new, but how will the Cullens and La push gang react. Abandoned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella
Emo Girl by TwilightAddiction.2013 reviews
AH.Bella's a semi-emo chick. her mom and phil hate her and send her away to live with charlie and her brother Jasper. She meets two girls that are like her but what happens when shes meets a boy that could change her life? Suummary sucks story is better
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,723 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The President's Daughter by Scar24 reviews
Being the President’s daughter isn’t everything Isabella Swan dreamed it would be. It’s full of neglect, pain, and suffering, that’s until a certain green-eyed beauty comes along. Can he save her from herself before it's too late? AH/AU. M for future ch.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
twins by Edwardcullenfan28 reviews
bella comes back from the honeymoon, but she is pregnant with two babys. imprints go wild. first fanfic. not good at summarys so please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009
Irresistible by Lobsters forever reviews
Damon/Elena. Dear Diary, I never thought that this could ever happen between us. I love Stefan. But how could a mere human, like myself, resit such a demanding, powerful and yet so irresistible force as Damon? One shot. Warning: Mature Themes Included!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Damon, Elena - Complete
Parallel Moon by Mysterious Soula reviews
This is the most thought out version of new moon I live for. Yes Bella is a vampire, turned by Victoria, but she rocks what she has. A new family, an awesome Ducati motorcycle and she is the only vamp raised by werewolves!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,272 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
It's About Time by perihelion reviews
Bella can't deny her best friend, Edward, anything. But when he asks her to pretend to be his girlfriend for his family's visit, she finds herself in the midst of a battle between her head and her heart. For the Pretend Date Contest. AH/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kill Me in a Record Shop by UltraViolet21 reviews
Edward, a semi-emo teenager, is very attracted to a slightly emo-girl he sp-observes on during her shift at Garret's Music Shop. What happens when they finally meet for real at a club they’re both dragged to by their medling friends?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Eau De Damon by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Damon doesn't like it when Bonnie mistakes the scent of his cologne.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Damon, Bonnie - Complete
Runaway Bride by ConfessionsOfATwilightFan reviews
Have you seen this bride on the run? Bella Swan was suppose to be married to Mike Newton yesterday afternoon but ran away right before she says 'I do'.She is said to be fulfilling her dream of exploring the world where she meets others like her. AH. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Back In Black by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Stefan takes a journey through Damon's closet.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Damon, Stefan - Complete
Txting U Luv by NOLONGERAFANFIC reviews
Charlie walks in on Bella and Edward one night, Of course it's late and Bella thought Charlie was asleep. So now Bella's confined to her room, spending all her time in a chat room with a user named Vampire110. It's Edward, but Bella dosen't know that. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
My heart is Caught by Act4Ever reviews
Elena is falling in love with Damon. She is with Stefan and is deeply confused.What is going to happen?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Elena, Damon
It's my party and i'll get pregnant if I want to by PhoenixAtBreakingDawn reviews
On the eve of her sixteenth birthday 15 year old Bella Cullen is thrown a party by her brother Emmett. After drinks and dancing with her brothers best friend mistakes are made, and questions have to be answered, what will happen in the lives of BxE?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,447 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever New by SoftballStar reviews
What if bella edward never left?if she didnt fall in love with jacob?then 100 years later carlisle can turn vampires back into humans.youll love it READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Song for you by PrincessJordy reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella starts to write songs, she makes friends with the new girl, Gemma, and soon they are on the rise to stardom. Will Edward find out? Who will Bella end up with?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,187 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella
I Thought You Were by Only If You Wish It reviews
Elena decides she isn't really in love with Stefan and seeks Damon. How will Stefan take this new information? Is it too late for her to go to Damon? Is it too late to admit that he was perfect for her? That he was right all along about him and her?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,317 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Damon, Elena - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Only If You Wish It reviews
Just a short one-shot of Damon having a dream about kissing Elena. I vaguely remember Damon saying or thinking something about having a dream about kissing Elena while under Shinichi's control, so this is my rendition of that.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Elena, Damon - Complete
Eternity Seems Better Now by Only If You Wish It reviews
Just a one-shot of Damon and Elena. Please R&R!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Damon, Elena - Complete
Dreaming I'm Alive by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
Bella and Edward continue to struggle for a normal physical relationship. But, when a man appears with the cure for vampirism, the Cullens' lives are thrown into chaos, all for a single drop of blood. Post Eclipse. Nominated twice for the Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,593 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
What do I do? by Loulabelle reviews
Edward's worst fear is Bella getting sick. What will he do when this fear becomes reality? OVER 26,000 hits! This is my first fanfic so please R&R constructive criticism welcome.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8424 - Favs: 7,632 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
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Darkened Dusk reviews
Edward's thoughts after he recieved the very tragic phone call from Rosalie. *Has some Midnight Sun parts!*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Mistakes reviews
What if something else happened the night Damon came to visit Elena on pg. 435 of The Struggle? What if Elena had invited him in her bedroom? What if... Elena realized she was in love with Damon every bit as much as she loves Stefan?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Damon, Elena
Unexpected reviews
Set in the beginning of new moon right after Bella's birthday part over at the Cullen's. Bella finds out that she is pregnant the day that Edward leaves... Bella\Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,095 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
What if Jessica knew? reviews
What if... Jessica knew about the pact before Lucius came into town?
Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009
I'm not who I look like reviews
When Bella becomes a troubled teen her mother and her step father send her to live with her father she meets Edward Masen who understands her because he's a troubled teen too What will happen when these 2 find that their friendship is more than what it is
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Truth reviews
Takes place after Shadowland chapter 1. Ever finally tells Damen the truth.
Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009
We belong together forever reviews
When Bella and Edward were yet to be born, they were already betrothed. Their parents hope they would fall in love but that hope it lost when they started hating each other Eventually as they grow older they experience feeling they don't understand 1901-p
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
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