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Joined 05-28-09, id: 1950336, Profile Updated: 06-27-09
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Unwind, and Hunger Games.

Hi, Boring the Goose here. I've been reading fanfiction for a while, until it got to a point where I had written a lot of my own. As it is, I felt that this is as good a place as any to work on my writing skills. So...cheers to finally doing something with my ideas.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future

Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

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Quite Peculiar by Julia456 reviews
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At the End of the Day by Soozen reviews
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The Unrecorded Hours by hollycomb reviews
Katniss and Peeta in the weeks and months after the war.
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The Summer of Operation Reparo by CarolineIsThine reviews
Takes place directly after the Second Wizarding War. The members of Dumbledore's Army spend the summer fixing the damage to both the school... and each other. A story dealing with the aftermath of war and the road to recovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Dean T., Luna L.
A Beautiful Blue Dress, Not Yours by lunaleth reviews
Today, she's getting married. Her. Your sister. And you cry, because no matter how much you wish otherwise, her life of magic and enchantment will only ever be a wisp of a dream for you. Petunia Dursley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Epitaph for an Empty Grave by Struck Upon a Star reviews
Rosalie Lillian Hale. Born: 10 October, 1915. Died: Unknown. Beloved daughter, devoted sister, cherished friend. 'Non lugenda est mors quam consequitur immortalitas.' Canon, post-Breaking Dawn. Rated M for mature themes. Detailed warning inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Harry Knew by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Harry saw it coming. Which is odd, really, considering the absolute lack of ability he had when he came to girls. Scorpius/Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Nuances of Being Right by jadoremwpp reviews
Andromeda Black is a pureblood. She's aristocratic and elegant. Ted Tonks is a Muggleborn. He is the last thing in the world she wants to spend time with. He is the filth underneath her nails and she's stuck in a library with him. ABxTT 6th Year OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Ink by crazyidea-inc reviews
Andromeda chooses her own ending. T for some sketchy situations as well as a bit of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Butterscotch by DeppleICk reviews
When Rolf met Luna he was lost in the woods and she was looking for Gruby-warbs. One-shot. Very sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Luna L., Rolf S. - Complete
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
August by V.M. Bell reviews
The Black sisters on a summer's day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Unwitting Heartbreakers by Luckylily reviews
The participant's perspectives are clouded while the bystander's views are clear. A Warren/Layla oneshot!
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
An Offering of Names by Diva-esque reviews
Kohaku, a young river god, meets an old woman standing on the shores of his river. Set prior to the movie.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Zeniba, Kohaku N. - Complete
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Finders Keepers reviews
James Sirius Potter happens upon a certain artifact from his father's youth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - James S. P. - Complete
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Finnick's odds in the 65th Hunger Games were not always favorable.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Finnick O. - Complete
A Game of Hearts: The Pieces reviews
I look to my wife, my daughters in her arms, my son at her hip, and I wish desperately that we weren't some Capitol-contrived imitation of a family. That we weren't pieces in their Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
A Game of Hearts: The Cave reviews
I know what I have to do, and it makes me sick. I'd hated Peeta for breaking Delly's heart, but now I was doing the same thing to Gale. There was no other way we'd survive these games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Too Easy reviews
So here it is, an exclusive interview with one Lucy Weasley, and you don't even have to butcher it, as it's going straight to print.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Lucy W. - Complete
Everything Unraveled reviews
Connor delivers his letter.
Unwind - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Loving Lucy reviews
I'm looking for my father," I say softly, pointing to his face in the crumpled picture. "Percy Weasley. Can you help me?" The woman stutters. "Percy Weasley only has one daughter--" "That he knows of."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Lucy W.
Things to Ponder: Renesmee Carlie Cullen reviews
Ten things about Nessie she feels are worth sharing. A two part one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
As the Rain Falls reviews
Bellatrix doesn't know how Andromeda does it. How could anyone stand the rain?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
A Moment reviews
Three sisters, three completely different worlds. One moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L.
Reflections reviews
A not so brief synopsis of the life of Didyme Volturi. "Stripped of her human life, she was forced into a world that her open-eyed innocence could not comprehend. One of rivalries and turmoil. Of fighting and anger. Of blood."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Didyme - Complete
Exciting reviews
A missing moment from Breaking Dawn. While the Volturi are preparing for the confrontation with the Cullens, Aro and Marcus have a little chat.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Aro, Marcus - Complete
Who They Were: The Witch Twins reviews
A horrible scream ripped from her throat, throwing the whole room out of balance. I had thought the pain she had experienced earlier was horrible. This scream connected me with an unthinkable truth. It could get so much worse. A tale of Jane and Alec.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Alec, Jane
The Trouble With Hats reviews
Teddy Lupin is ready to be sorted just like any other kid. Unfortunately, the Sorting Hat has different plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Teddy L. - Complete