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Joined 09-20-00, id: 19506, Profile Updated: 02-03-11
Author has written 6 stories for Warcraft, Left 4 Dead, Overlord, Mass Effect, and Borderlands.

Just another bum on the internet writing lame fanfiction. I appreciate any and all feedback, and my aim is, of course, to entertain.

Update (02/04/2010): Four's a Crowd got updated again. Thanks to all the people who review it while I go months and months without updating it. I do hope to have another chapter up in short order, for reals this time. Now that I'm more or less out of the game storyline, I can start really making shit up. :P Should be much easier.

Since I don't like lengthy author's notes, I'll add here that unlike my other stories, I really had no outline or plan going into this particular story. I was just making crap up that I thought about while playing the game and trying to cobble it into a story. Since I was just flying by the seat of my pants and writing it for fun, it kept getting back-burnered until I forgot about it. Getting more review notifs for it than I had ever counted on sort of reminded me that I should probably finish it, so a round of brofists for you, reviewers!

My L4D crack/rp journal is here. On permanent hiatus, but enjoy what's there. I've also got a collaboration with Mongoose Bite. 4 the Greater Good!

Check my ME2 crack/fluff journal here.

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Ring of Fire by bugsfic reviews
I fell into a burning ring of fire...
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,859 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Lesser Evils by mirari1 reviews
When a human warlock is blackmailed into helping hunt for a missing settlement of Third War refugees, a chance meeting throws the searchers into the midst of a Legion plot. Can new loyalties survive contact with the old?
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,007 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009
The End by Precept reviews
"This is how it all ends; one of many possible endings." Created to protest the canon ending of Mass Effect 3. This is dark and horrible, the logical conclusion of the Normandy's situation at the end of Mass Effect 3. Consider yourself warned.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Nothing to Trade by S3pia reviews
I wished I'd kicked that vaultie out of my saloon the first moment I laid eyes on her, James be damned.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,795 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 4/2/2009 - C. Moriarty, Lone Wanderer
Desire and Domination by Paladins reviews
He is now the Overlord. He now rules the land as a tyrant. Now he faces the everyday problems of being such an infallible creature, ruling the land from hell. Newest: Third born.
Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Diplomacy by Weiila reviews
There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
Scoundrel by ZenWriterZero reviews
A man of honor, or a man of greed? An attempt to figure out just what exactly was going through the mind of Tychus Findlay as the Raiders flew through war on the Wings of Liberty
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Tychus F. - Complete
Heartless by dfastback68 reviews
Executor Selendis reflects on the battle against Raynor's Raiders on Haven. Spoilerish for Wings of Liberty and refers to the Dark Templar Saga.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
Parallax by mirari1 reviews
The pilots of a terran banshee and Tal'darim phoenix reach an uneasy truce when their ships crash on Typhon IX shortly before its sun goes nova.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010
Saved for Last by mongoose-bite reviews
She was a dwarf, a duster, an innocent victim, a threat to the throne, a Grey Warden and a hero. She fought dirty, never gave up, and she had the strange and annoying habit of saving his life. Brosca/Loghain
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,739 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Brosca, Loghain M. - Complete
Flotilla by callalili reviews
Of patchwork ships and oddities. A collection of unusual pairings from Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
Long Time Coming by Indubitably Cynical reviews
A late-night encounter. Shameless PWP. Erica/Hobbes.
V, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Erica E., Kyle H. - Complete
Worth the Wait by CatarinaLopez reviews
Next time you decide to go skipping off into that death trap of a world, you let me know, alright? I can't be goin' to bed every night prayin' to whoever's listenin' that you ain't died yet." Jericho/Lone Wanderer F , blah ramble ramble. Language!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
What We Become by Crisium reviews
Cullen/Amell, post-game. Sequel to "What We Are." You can take the mage out of the Circle, but you can't take the Circle out of the mage.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,132 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Amell, Cullen - Complete
Beyond the Horizon by waiting4morning reviews
Garrus has a slightly awkward question to ask Commander Shepard, but they're old friends, so it shouldn't be a big deal. A friendship piece for fem!Shep and Garrus--no romance--with a side helping of Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Starcraft: Ezecuter by possum queen reviews
Where is Tassadar? Massacar must find him!
StarCraft - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010
Hazard Pay by mongoose-bite reviews
Zaeed's been a hired gun for more than twenty years, and he had it all worked out. But the kind of loyalty Shepard demanded of him just wasn't for sale, at any price.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Shepard (F), Zaeed M. - Complete
Echo Location by mongoose-bite reviews
Several breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard. Rated for suggestive content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
No Data Available by Broseidon reviews
Shepard and Legion have a discussion as to the origins of Legion's armour. Explicit Content. No, seriously. MA rating.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Shepard (F), Legion - Complete
Whispers by Kolostramin Indincranin reviews
Uncertain even of his sanity, Isaac Clarke returns to the Ishimura to find it a changed place. And he is no longer alone. What lies in those halls began in terror and death and now continues, into dead space again, where lies the strangest thing: hope.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,139 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008
No More Innocence by Andrea Foxx reviews
The Princess Zelda knows that she has lost this battle. But she knows that at the end of all things, she has won a war.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Bloodscry by Nara Bluestar reviews
The past can still be dangerous and the dead can still spill blood... And sometimes there's only one way to save the person you love. Rated for sex, violence, language. Part 3 Ch 21: The epilogue. Complete.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 201,939 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Draenei, Orc - Complete
What did you lose? by TEi Has Pants reviews
Zoey tries to get Francis to open up in the bombed out airport terminal. Maybe he lost something significant to the infection, like everyone else. Friendship story.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Hell for the Company by mirari1 reviews
After a botched attempt at dreadsteed theft, a human warlock and her unwitting companion are trapped on the dreadlord world of Xoroth, their only hope for escape a ragtag band of fellow prisoners and a demon they can’t trust. Complete!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,934 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Under the Rose by Arienna reviews
Draes spent years fighting in Outland under Kael'thas. Ordered to Azuremyst Isle he is tasked with interrogating prisoners taken from The Exodar. When one captive, Vyskania, tells him of the Prince's treachery, will he choose love and treason, or loyalty?
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008
The Downward Spiral by SamanthaRose reviews
Sometimes, playing the tough guy is a lot harder than it seems...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009
Hunger and Pain by nitrile reviews
Surviving isn't as easy as it looks. Especially not when you're hungry and hurt at the same time.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009
Wishful Thinking by Cyprith reviews
Gob loves her more than anything, but he’s afraid to hope. Gob/OC.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Dead Office Space by Rin-neechan reviews
Isaac's best day ever, literally and sarcastically. Takes place at least one year before the events of the game. Rated for language.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
2 Week Before First Infection by Bert the Nomad reviews
A Testament to the lives of the Infected and Survivors before 1st infection and an account of the sweet transition into the screaming apocalypse that turned a city into Hell, warped mankind into a ravenous horde, and left a certain 4 individuals for Dead.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
Radio by Cyprith reviews
The Vaultie turned everything upside-down with crooked smile and a half remembered joke before running off after ghosts, leaving them behind with only the static on the radio. Gob/OC
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Better Safe than Sorry by Hunter Kitty reviews
The man in the Death Toll Church has to have a story behind him, and whatever it is, it can't be a happy ending. Warning: Depressing Emo Fanfiction Alert
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Brave Zoey by mongoose-bite reviews
Zoey is always brave, but some things are more frightening than mere zombies, and it's funny what comes of a safehouse argument. Francis's PoV. F/Z sort of. Rated for language.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
A Very Zombie Christmas by Rurouni Puppy reviews
Christmas Eve finds our heroes hiking through suburbia toward a sporting goods store at a shopping mall. Too bad there are hundreds of zombies between them and the gun of Francis's dreams!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Gems by dalodia reviews
Jaina Proudmoore and the past.
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
illidans rath by gundamseedfan4evar2008 reviews
my first story of illidn attack azerrth
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008
Lulled By Numbers by The Hart and Hound reviews
Not all of the Forsaken leave the Scourge upon awakening.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Heart's Rebellion by Shini02 reviews
Oneshot. Set years before the game. She was nothing like the other women, and Kratos should have hated her.
God of War - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
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Tea Party reviews
Maya stops by Tina's to drop off some essentials, and finds someone there she doesn't expect.
Borderlands - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Maya, Tiny Tina, Krieg - Complete
Four's a Crowd reviews
Overlord 2. Kelda knew he'd come back, but she hadn't known there'd be competition.
Overlord - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,859 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010
Hell of a Thing reviews
A life saved and the favor returned make Zaeed and Shepard rethink their stance on each other.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,669 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Shepard (F), Zaeed M. - Complete
All 4 Zoey reviews
Zoey can't decide. And really, why should she have to? Warning: language and sexual themes. Collaboration with Mongoose Bite.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Zoey - Complete
Just Like the Movies reviews
A story largely from Zoey's perspective as she experiences the zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,307 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Zoey - Complete
Forsaken reviews
Life goes on after the rescue mission in Northrend. While some begin a long journey to discover why a baby ice troll is so desperately sought by so many, others go to Outland in an attempt to find a cure for a mysterious illness. Part Two.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,896 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
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