Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
DISCLAIMER: i do not own twilight or any of the characters.
my name is Jessie and I'm in love with Jacob and Embry. my fav stories of all are Jacob/Leah ones, i can't get enough of Jacob(drool =D). i'm currently writing a Edward and Bella story and i will totally finish it before posting it, so it might be awhile before it gets posted =(.
i am new at writing stories, so if they aren't any good well my bad =. I love reading, dancing, music, movies and mostly anything childish and fun.
WORDS 4 WOMEN 2 LIVE BY.
1. Aspire to be Barbie- the bitch has everything
2. If the shoe fits- buy them in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt...a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group?- cocktail hour with the girls.
5.Go on the 30 day diet. ( Im on it, and so far iv'e lost 15 days).
6.When life gets you down- just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know i'm in my own little world, but it's ok. they know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, i can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11.When life gives you lemons in 2009- turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. If it has tires or testicals it's gonna give you trouble.
13. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
wanna now something that i know a lot of you readers out there will agree with(especially those Jacob FANS!)
Edweird may sparkle...
BUT Jacob Vibrates!
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!!
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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care
okay so i read these the other day and thought they were really funny and random and just had to post them!!
i'm not insensitive, i just don't care.
Oops! i appear to have fallen on your lips.
the only reason i'm here is because Heaven wouldn't have me and Hell was afraid i'd take over.
A Good Girl is just a Bad Girl who's never gotten caught.
I called your boyfriend Gay and he hit me with his purse.
Last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and i thought to myself, where tthe heck is my ceiling.
Wosrt excuse for not turning in homework: i couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
You say Physco like it's a bad thing...
He said:i don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She said: you wear pants don't you?
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down stairs.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
If you're colour blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on Starbursts, give me red!...LEMON, DAMN IT!"
Love your enemies, it pisses them off.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
I intend to live forever, so far so good.
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.
You're awesome... but when the zombies come, i'm tripping you.
I am not weird...just plotting.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
When i die, i want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
Take time to read each sentence carefully.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "Oh, where to begin?"
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to scream at the top of your lungs for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in love with a character from a book/movie/TV/actor show etc, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you.ve ever read a book and wanted to yell at the author for killing off your favourite character. Copy and Paste this onto your profile.