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Joined 05-29-09, id: 1950941, Profile Updated: 11-17-11
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Halo, and Ranger's Apprentice.

10 things to know about me.

1. I have a bazillion pets including 1 lose-in-my-house snake

2. I love football.

3. I hope tomorrow will be awesome.

4. If you say Halo is the worst you'd better hope I don't find you.

5. Maximum Ride is my favorite series.

6. I love Assasins Creed and Halo.

7. I love to study WWII

8. I don't follow sports very well even though I love football.

9. My sister is annoying me with Lady Gaga music all the time. (eew, lady gaga)

10. My favorite song is Firetruck by

If you can dicipher these numbers on you keyboard then you are recourcful: ) !, @, #, $, %, ^, &, , (, !)

If you can dicipher this number on your key board then you are smart: !),%#^,&*( (Looking at numbers on keyboard may help)

If you know the square root of pie with only 2 decimals then you are educated. If you don't here it is: 3.14. Now you can impress your annoying teachers ;)

If you are scared of roller coasters then you are chicken.

If you belive in aliens then you are kewl.

If you believe in god then you are faithful.

If you are bored by school then you are awesome.

If, at times, your siblings annoy the -Blam!- out of you then you are like me.

If you are immature for your age then you are a male or a tomboy.

If you like to listen to music then you are social.

If you like to read books then you are solitary.

If you get straight A's without trying you are well-read.

If you bothered to read this at all you are patient.

No you can't have the last minute of your life back.

Can you read this correctely?

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is fourty cat.

This is seconds cat.

Please read only the third line in each sentence.

P.S. If you skipped down to the bottom and read that first you read it correctely. If you read this correctely you are smart.

Here is a test.

Please read all the directions before doing anything.

1.Get a peice of paper an a pencil.

2.Draw a dog.

3.Count all the toes in you family and multiply that by 25. Right the answer under the dog.

4.Count all the fingers in your family and multiply that by 25. Right the answer under the previous number.

5.Add the two numbers together. Right the answer above the dog.

6.Erase the dog and draw a lion in its place.

7.Draw a house on the back of your paper.

8.Draw a flag by the house.

9.Draw a square.

10. Measure the perimeter.

11. Do not do any of the above steps.

If you did none of the steps then you are obedient.

If you did any of these steps then you are disobedient (except 11).

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The Madman With a Box and the Madman Without a Box by whatifno reviews
The Doctor, Rory and Amy land on an alien planet that even The Doctor hasn't encountered before. As they set out to explore Rory can't help but feel he's seen it...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sheogorath
Halo: God of the Machine by Jack of the Blades reviews
Post Halo 3. A lonely vessel beyond the fringes of known space undergoes a rescue mission to retrieve the Master Chief. But before they can return, their team is trapped on an ancient Forerunner world with a new threat. Master Chief/Cortana.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,000 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
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Rangers Apprentice Book One: Coma reviews
Cy is a thirteen year old boy brought to Araluen from a coma. Rated T for blood and violence.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Will
Last Spartan Standing
Alec Carter is the last spartan and humanitys only hope.Rayed T/M for violence and language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Published: 10/31/2010
Careful What You Wish For reviews
Kirk, Lane, and Amy. Three ordinary best friends always wished the Halo universe was real. Until it was. Rated T/M for language and violence.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010
James Somethingorother reviews
When two expeirementees, James and Chelsea, escape from the Uber-Director, things get a little weird.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010
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