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Joined 05-29-09, id: 1951002, Profile Updated: 04-17-12
Author has written 35 stories for Cats, Greek Mythology, Of Mice and Men, Firefly, and Hunger Games.

People who used to read my stories will know me as xx-jenii-xx but I changed the name of the account so it matches my FictionPress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/818896/Shmendrick. I've had a lot of time off but I'm back and hopefully going to be overhauling most of my stories and writing some more.

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So, You Want to Murder the Jellicles? by Puddycat reviews
Possibly the most ridiculus ways of killing a Jellicle cat you are ever likey to read. Don't believe me? Take a look. 8 MISTOFFELEES' SECOND TURN! Once again, please read the note at the end.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,958 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006
Good as Gold by rainjewel reviews
*Complete!* Sequel to Right as Rain (please read that first!). Mistoffelees is back, but no one has yet explained to Old Deuteronomy what's going on. Contains slash. Don't like the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Jellicle Books reviews
A series of drabbles based on book titles.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 10/27/2010
A Knotty Problem reviews
Cato and Peeta go hunting together and Peeta uses his knot-tying skills to get a decent night's sleep. Rated T for swearing. Slash.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Cato, Peeta M.
A Sinner's World reviews
A series of drabbles on the crew of Serenity and their lives
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
Forgotten Moments
Drabbles based on the themes on Of Mice and Men.
Of Mice and Men - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2010
Myths of Character
A series of one shots each telling the tale of a mythological figure. Some may be upsetting, some may be funny and some may be touching but hopefully all will be entertaining.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010
A Lesson I Pray You Learn reviews
Grizabella speaks to Bombalurina as Bombalurina becomes a mother
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Bombalurina, Grizabella
Is That Too Much To Ask? reviews
Misto and Electra are mates but Misto is having an affair with Etcetera. Poems.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Etcetera
9 Wives reviews
We all know Old Deuteronomy had 9 wives, well here are their stories. Please read and reveiw. Some very random pairings.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Old Deuteronomy
Macavity's Tail reviews
The story of Macavity told in a series of drabbles through the eyes of every cat in the Junkyard from his birth, his relationship with Demeter, his rise to power and finally his fall. Rated for future chapters.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Macavity, Demeter
A Mortal Affliction reviews
Hades always believed love was something that only mortals suffered yet now he finds his beliefs were wrong.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Hades, Persephone
The Miasma Of Death reviews
Coricopat has died a slow death from a wasting disease leaving Tantomile feeling bereft.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Tantomile, Coricopat - Complete
Your Little Victoria reviews
Bombalurina talks to Victoria's father.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bombalurina, Victoria
Silent Scream reviews
Munkustrap has taken Bombalurina from Macavity for, what he believes, is her own good.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bombalurina, Macavity - Complete
I Smile reviews
Bombalurina and Demeter have returned to the tribe but Bombalurina isn't entirely accepted by all the tribe.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bombalurina, Macavity - Complete
Tradition reviews
Macavity looks back on his reason for leaving the Tribe.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Macavity, Rum Tum Tugger
Seven Songs Of Sin reviews
Seven cats tell thier darkest sins but they are not always the cats you would expect. Poems.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
I Don't Understand At All reviews
Etcetera is left confused after the muder of her father, Munkustrap, by Macavity. Very slight Tugger/Cetty but no real romance.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Etcetera, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
The Golden Queen reviews
Demeter thinks about her life, her tribe, her current situation, Macavity and Grizabella. Please read and review. Poem
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Demeter, Macavity - Complete
Hell Fire reviews
Macavity poem. Please read and review
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Macavity - Complete
A Flame That Dances In The Dark reviews
Macavity Poem. Please read and review.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Macavity - Complete
Hiding In The Shadows reviews
Poem about Exotica thinking about her fellow Jellicles and how they encourage her to be more like the others and leave the shadows. Please read and reveiw. Was inspired by the next chapter of 9 Wives.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Exotica - Complete
Will I Learn To Fly Again? reviews
Grizabella is thinking back on her life and how things are now. Poem.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Grizabella - Complete
Maybe I Can Forget About You reviews
Demeter thinks about Tugger and how he's left her for her sister, Bombalurina and ignores thier child, Jemima and how she can't love Munkustrap because she still loves him. Bit angsty. Poem.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Demeter, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
I Am Free reviews
Bombalurina is sick of Bustopher Jones trying to control and make her into a proper queen. Poem.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bombalurina, Bustopher Jones - Complete
Death's Soft Lullaby reviews
Bombalurina's thought's on Macavity. Please review this.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bombalurina, Macavity - Complete
Missing reviews
Why did Grizabella leave the Junk yard? Why does Jemima sing with her?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Grizabella, Jemima - Complete
Before The Dawn reviews
Songfic, Oneshot. Entirely unsure what to say. JemimaXMacavity. Please read and review.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jemima, Macavity - Complete
Save The Last Dance reviews
The Rum Tum Tugger is telling the one queen he ever loved how he felt watching her live her life without him.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
The Dark Queen reviews
Electra has a secret she wants to forget but some cats seem intent on making her remember.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Macavity, Electra - Complete
My Special Tom reviews
5 queens have found their special tom, however fights break out when all of them try to claim him. Guess who he is. please read and review.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
I'm Under Your Spell reviews
Victoria and Mr. Mistoffelees are very much in love, so Victoria thinks anyway. Please read and review.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Victoria, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
The Scarlet King and Queen reviews
Is Demeter or Bombalurina the one Macavity is truly trying to hurt?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bombalurina, Macavity - Complete
The Scarlet Queen reviews
Bombalurina and Demeter return to Macavity. Bombalurina's thoughts in poem form. Please R R.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Macavity, Bombalurina - Complete
Mungojerrie's choice reviews
Mungojerrie has been given a choice, save his pregnant mate or his sister from Macavity's clutches, but why doesn't Kailiata want to leave? And what does Rumpleteazer need to wait for? Please R and R. Sorry for mistakes
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer - Complete
Demeter reviews
Demeter has returned to the Junkyard after escaping from Macavity but her memories continue to haunt her. Will her new love of Munkustrap save her? Please R and R. Im shocking at summarries, it wont be that cheesy.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Demeter, Macavity - Complete