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Joined 05-29-09, id: 1951266, Profile Updated: 04-16-12
Author has written 22 stories for Fruits Basket, Death Note, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Name: Chips/L/Mel/Italy

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Birthday: August 24th. (Near's birthday.)

Avatar: A picture from my favorite doujinshi, which happens to be LightxL. It actually shouldn't even be called a doujinshi, considering there's no mature stuff in it. Here's the page the avatar is from.


Favorite Animes:

Death Note

Hetalia

Pokemon

Fruits Basket

Favorite Yaoi Pairings (SemexUke):

LightxL

GermanyxItaly

BxL

RomanoxItaly

MelloxNear

UKxUS/USxUK

KyoxYuki

GaryxAsh

P.S.: These aren't the only animes and pairings I'm interested in. I'm simply stating my FAVORITES. If you want to do a collab with me and the anime (or pairing) is not on the list (and in most cases it probably isn't since I have very little animes on that list), then simply ask whether I have seen it or not. Thanks. :3

P.S.S: I am almost always very picky about who is Seme and who is Uke. I probably won't agree to do a collab in which a character I'd prefer is Uke is forced to be Seme and vice-versa. My apologies.

P.S.S.S: Collabs always open! Feel free to message me and request a collab. I don't bite. :3


Nikkiacatmeki is officially my long lost sister. GO READ HER AMAZING STORIES.


The amazing The iPod Addict has made a shared account with me, which is known as Handcuffs-and-Notebooks. Go read our stories, please!


My Stories:

Whipped Cream: A collaboration between me and my long-lost sister, Nikkiacatmeki. LxLight/LightxL, cute and funny. Practically plotless, mostly fluff. Discontinued. Might go back to it eventually.

I Write Sins Not Tragedies: A story that had a thick plot that I couldn't make up my mind about. LightxL, MelloxMatt, BxA. Discontinued. If I go back to it, I'm going to redo the whole thing instead of continuing it. The plot won't work anymore, as I got really off-track with the FUN interactions the characters had with each other. They had a mind of their own, and wandered off way too far.

Feline Faults: One of my current favorites. Plot is pretty heavy and it shows. Mostly dramatic, not very cute and funny like usual. LightxL, L is a cat. Total AU, but that's my specialty. Mostly have fun with it because I used to ONLY write stories about animals, so it's easier for me to get a feel of L's actions and such, even though he has the mind of a human. Will keep at it when my writer's block for this specific story goes away.

Careless Whisper: BRAND NEW. Really really really heavy plot; I actually laid out a whole storyboard for this one, so I know exactly where I'm going to go with it. LightxL, L is a child and Light isn't. Exciting and fun to write, but might not be updated as quickly as I'd like because of the whole storyboard thing. There's going to be 15 chapters including the Epilogue, by the by. I'm determined to finish this. If you're as determined as I am, send me messages on random occasions insisting that I work on the next chapter. Thanks.

All other stories are discontinued for good. If you really want me to continue a story that I didn't list here, send me a message and tell me why and stuff. I'll consider it if you really liked it that much. Thanks.

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 261 - Words: 88,006 - Reviews: 5453 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 14h ago - Published: 7/23/2009
The Fruits Basket Chatroom Story by CharlieBrownLover21 reviews
What do you get when you put all of the Sohma's on the Internet together? One totally crazy chatroom that ends up in a freaking insane story!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 119,868 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009
Windswept Baskets by dropsofink reviews
The curse is on the verge of being broken and Akito can feel his grasp slipping. Momiji falls in live with a guy. Tohru kills Yuki's love and stomps on Kyo's heart. Crap summary, GREAT STORY.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,284 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Megumi H., Momiji S.
Shigure's Very Secret Diaries by Pick 'n' mix reviews
Shigure/Tohru. Crack. Bridget Jones has nothing on Shigure.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Shigure S.
A Russian's Gift by Gebrelle reviews
Ivan only gives one gift a year on Christmas, and who he gives it to changes each time. This year it is for Germany. He doesn't have much time but if anyone can pull it off, he can. *** YAOI WARNING! *** GermanyXItaly and RussiaXLithuania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Russia, N. Italy
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Dlvvanzor reviews
When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 117,349 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Oh God, Get Me Out! by Triangular Prism reviews
Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
A Basket of Drabbles by Geoduck reviews
An anthology of super-short Furuba stories I've written over the years. Mostly humorous. Today's story: An awkward moment on a double-date.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 104 - Words: 15,943 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009
The Great Curl Debacle by Triangular Prism reviews
What's this? The Bad Touch Trio have made their most daring dangerous plan yet… A worldwide rampage pulling every gravity-defying curl of hair they can find!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Prussia, France
Not Alone by wibbly reviews
The people walking by probably thought she was insane—mentally unstable, at the least—standing outside the café with her hands entangled in her hair, tear tracks running from her eyes. And maybe she was. Machi/Yuki.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Machi K., Yuki S. - Complete
Diary of a Wimpy Italian by WakaLakaAlchemist reviews
Italy's diary tells of his daily struggles, adventures, moments of bliss, and pure idiocy. Random light plots, contains GerIta and Spamano. More pairings in future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,846 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Home? by personofnoconcern3000 reviews
Hermione leaves the wizarding world after 7th year. 5 years later, she returns with a surprise... But who will be the one to chase her to find answers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,473 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Fox's Curse by KathyAnon reviews
A forbidden cursed child that nobody is supposed to know about and was taken from the Sohma family returns after 16 years. What will happen to Sohma Yukiko when Akito finds out? Rated T because I'm not sure about future chapters.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009
Say Yes by True Colours reviews
Feliciano scrunched his eyes shut and wrenched a box out of his pocket, holding it in front of him like a shield. Pocky. Potato pocky. 'I…I like you, Doitsu-senpai' he stammered. 'W-will you – will you be my boyfriend…' Based on art by Kuroneko3132.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Dr Dannie by HikariOneeSan reviews
Hilarious remake of Dr. Phil, Fruits Basket style. Rated T for cursing.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,184 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 4/10/2009
Taboo by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Ludwig's heart palpitates unnaturally every time Mr. Vargas' tongue darts out to lick those luscious lips of his. But no, it's not possible for him to be falling for his teacher... is it? student!Germany/teacher!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Holy Homosexual High School, Batman! by Skadiyoko reviews
Two new transfer students are about to join a reather..unusual group of friends. Will the Italian twins be anything like they imagine? Not at all. Gilbert, don't believe everything Feliks gossips about.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,391 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Promise Me by Triangular Prism reviews
"Hey… Can I be Italy and you be Germany for just one minute?" "Huh? S-sure…" Italy found it ironic that the one time he forced himself to be strong was in the act of his greatest cowardice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
An Unexpected Love by Sesshomaru's Babydoll reviews
One day a girl flies, literally, into Shigure and he doesn't transform. Before long she becomes engrossed in the lives of the Sohmas, causing events to unfold. But will they lead to the breaking of the curse or destroy them all? ShigurexOC
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,422 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Shigure S.
As Straight As A Circle by CrystalMoonlights reviews
After an eye-opening dream, Light starts to question his feelings for L. Could the completly straight Light Yagami be. . . gay? NO! Contains cross-dressing and very naughty dreams. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,846 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - L, Light Y.
Revenge: Just Another Sweet L Loves by The iPod Addict reviews
AU. Light, Misa, and L are all in kindergarten. When L plays a small prank on Light, he wants revenge! Using Misa, Light turns all the kids against L. But L's not giving up so easily. An eye for an eye, my friend. An eye for an eye.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - L, Light Y.
Herr Stick by Rocky and CG reviews
To jump on the bandwagon, I went ahead and wrote about Germany loving Herr Stick and the...complications that arise. A very very silly fanfiction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Bathtime oO by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
How exactly do Light and L go about getting clean when they are chained together? A whole host of scenarios, multi-chapter. No slash, but very embarrassing and at times awkward! Not lewd, just funny. Everyone plays a part. Please R&R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - L, Light Y.
Death Note: the Abridged Series by Jaded Ninja reviews
Inspired by Little Kuriboh and masakox and Vegeta3986, as well as by Plasma Knight's fanfic Hitchiker's guide to Spira, a humorous summary of one of my favorite animes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,366 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007
Summer Skin by sonicarutha reviews
Hatori, Shigure, and Ayame decide to take a vacation to the Souma lake house for summer break; little do they know that they are in for drunken nights, an alleged haunting, and a near death experience.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Hatori S., Shigure S.
Ryuk's Revenge by The iPod Addict reviews
Crackfic! Ryuk wants an apple and he wants it NOW. Too bad Light gives it to him a second too late. With his name written in a special notebook, Light is now controlled to entertain Ryuk until the day he dies. Which won't be very long from now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,481 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Light Y.
Bridesmaid by 1goneforever1 reviews
L is Misa's best friend. Misa is marrying Raito. Light saves L from a near death expirience and takes him on a date. Light and Raito end up being the same person! LightxL. Rated T, will change to M!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - L, Light Y.
I've Fallen For You by Koiwazurai reviews
L is lonely and thinks and fantasizes about Light. L is masturbating when Light walks in...and one thing leads to another...PWP, I think? First story, don't be too rude.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Day in the Life Of by Sachimi reviews
Parodies about the days in the lives of individual Juunishi members! New Chapter up: Yuki has a rough life, he deserves a little...well he deserves the spotlight once in...I mean he IS Yuki frickin' Sohma. It's Yuki's turn. Join the maddness!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,912 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Akito S., Tohru H.
AizawaxLight Just Doesn't Work by The iPod Addict reviews
A dare by Loves-Chihuahuas. Obviously, Light belongs to L and L ALONE. Why, you ask? Read to find out. But don't say you weren't warned. Warning: You may want to burn your computer after reading this crack pairing. AizawaxLight Implied IdexMatsuda
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Aizawa S., Light Y. - Complete
PBJ by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
Dear Lord, that's just...wrong on so, so many levels...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/30/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
You'd Better Find Somebody To Love by svvya reviews
A collection of oneshots, a different one for every pairing, canon and non, that I can come up with. Suggest your favorite and see a story about them! Chapter 4: KyoxShigure: Once Upon a Time
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009
Why is Canada so Popular by The iPod Addict reviews
Matsuda starts to think, which is never a good thing. Realising something, he asks Light about it. Just what makes Canada so popular and funny? Rated T: Curse word One-shot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Light Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy the Death Note Characters by Cassieandra8291 reviews
I know this kind of thing has been done before, but I thought it'd be fun. So here's my version! EDIT: 25 more ways have been added!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Matsuda Snaps by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
When L goes too far in his assumptions of the Kira case, Matsuda finally, and hilariously, snaps. What is releaved in his snappage? And why does Mr. Yagami now want to kill L? Funny, written for no reason. Warning inside. Enjoy, and please R&R!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
The Good Life by Lady Auzie reviews
Tohru has lived with Shigure since High School and she finds herself in love with him. One day she sets out for work and one little mindless action sets off a chain of events that could lead to a romance with the man of her dreams. Read and review :
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,423 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Tohru H., Shigure S.
A Long Gaze by Yukitarina reviews
Only by gazing on him, and that's enough. Only by gazing at him, and your tiredness disappears. Only by gazing at him...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Singing in the Shower by Slashfilled-mind reviews
Now that everyones favorite boys are chained together, showering does become a bit more difficult. And what happens if Light starts singing? LxLight One-shot. Homophobes; go complain to someone who cares.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Invade the Internet by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
And the Fruits Basket characters discover chatrooms! Won't this be fun? -sorry I suck at titles and summaries-
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009
Another 20 Ways to Kill Mikami by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU Sequel to 'Ten Ways to Kill Mikami Teru.' LightxL or LxLight, whichever you see. More characters killing Mikami! Only this time, it's 20 one shots for killing Mikami! -M. & C.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,927 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Tik Tok 'Till the Clock Stops by lolqueer reviews
L dances, Mello makes a Fan Fiction account,Misa PMS's, and Light wants to be a sparkling vampire.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - L, Light Y.
Missing by katalina0525 reviews
Just what is so special about Tohru Honda? Akito wants to know. But what he finds is not at all what he expected...Akito/Tohru. Anime Akito. In other words, Akito is a GUY.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,354 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Akito S., Tohru H.
Ambivalence by TimeTravellingDayDreamer reviews
It's L Lawliet's first day of 2nd grade at his new school. He becomes best friend's with Light Yagami and they spend almost every given moment together. But what happens when L's abusive father comes back to take L with him to England? AU,OOC,Slash Lightx
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,123 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - L, Light Y.
The OffWhite Years by Death's Apprentices reviews
Once Aya figures out what it was to begin with, WAIT I GOT IT! Have you ever wondered how the Mabudachi Trio first met? C'mon, you know you have. Well, this is how we think it happened, and what elementary school was like. non yaoi.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,399 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hatori S., Ayame S.
Fruit's basket For lack of a better title by fly-by-nights reviews
Han-san's cousin comes for a visit. And she's freaky. She can actually read minds. So what thoughts is reading from the Sohma boys minds. What are their intrest for Tohru? Read to find out!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
Are you Jamaican? by sweet-neko-chan reviews
Light is baffled. L is confident. Short one shot. Just random. :
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by PrincessXXMoonXX reviews
Ryuzaki and Raito have a short discussion about bedtime stories.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/6/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Funeral Of A Friend by dereksmiff reviews
Light goes to L's funeral. YAOI LightxL necrophilia not for the faint hearted!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Light Y., L
L's Nose Bleed Solution by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
After Light and L's epic fight, L finds that he has a nose bleed, which he creatively resolves in such a way as to give Light mental scars and Watari to give L a special talk… Rated T for mental scars. Please R&R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Karaoke Night by whatever-works81 reviews
In this I-have-a-plot, non-competition karaoke fic, the Sohmas rent a private venue; creepy singing ensues. Canon pairings, but I might start one that's not. Not pairing-centric much . Reviews are like graffiti; you write on and about what you love.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009
Wammy's Insane Asylum by 1goneforever1 reviews
Light knows there is something wrong with him, and that's why he institutes himself into Wammy's Clinical Help Home. LightxL MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Sexual Tension by Sashocirrione reviews
Sexual tension between L and Light boils over in the most outrageous possible way: shameless public activity. Contains both LxLight and LightxL.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Light in CINDERELLA by DeathPrince reviews
Light is sooo cinderella in this epic story. Not really the nice type yet never really knew he was the fantasy type either. So here's what happens, Light has gone crazy.
Crossover - Death Note & Cinderella - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Kyo Sohma's FMLS by Fufuluff reviews
Kyo's life sucks as the "Cat" already. But, what happens when Shigure gives him a diary to record all the unfortunate events? Step inside to Kyo's FMLS!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Kyo S.
Notes From A Fox by AkaVixen reviews
One & Twoshots about the Death Note crew! All pretty much plotless, ussually humorus, and ussually 700 words or less. Rated T because I have no idea what may come from my messed up mind.XP
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009
A Rat, a Cat, and a Pervert by SemperSomnium reviews
Yuki and Kyo are locked in unusual positions on the floor, and Shigure is watching. Yeah, that's not at all suspicious... One-shot. Hints at slash. Please read and review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Like a cat by loritakitochan reviews
Shigure's wish will change the family forever...for the better?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Shigure S., Akito S.
Akito's Drunken Stupor by flamingbunnies reviews
Akito is bored to tears and decides to walk around the main house for fun. Somehow she gets ahold of some "juice". How will the day go?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Akito S.
High School Musical 3: The Parody by TinyDancer14 reviews
It's Senior Year at East High and your favorite gang of wonderfully messed up characters are back. Look out for dyslexia, drug abuse, and special guest appearances by some super secret Disney Stars! Oh and prom too. Enjoy!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2009
Vampire Academy MSN by TRaPt oNlY ThRouGh tHe PaIN reviews
Find out what happens when the members of Vampire Academy decide to IM eachother and Adrian and Christian have something interesting to share. Side yaoi. That means boyxboy. Nothing explicit. Flames will be laughed at. T for language and adult themes.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Adrian I., Christian O.
Military Discipline by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Germany decides that Italy needs to do some shaping up, and he knows just how to do that...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Kiss Me, Kill Me by 1goneforever1 reviews
LxLight. Songfic to Mest's- Kiss Me, Kill Me. It's a very unhappy Valentines Day for L and Light. Slightly AU.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I Hate You More Than Anyone by fukuji mihoko reviews
A bored Shigure makes it his mission to find Tohru's weakness and piss her off, but it may be more difficult than he first thought. Tohru is simply too sweet to get mad at anyone! ...Isn't she? :silly ficlet, some Kyo/Tohru:
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Shigure S., Tohru H.
Midnight Blood by AkaVixen reviews
Doe and Mel are two Freshmen teens and BFF's with a bit of magic surrounding them. They make a wish on a Blood Moon and fall into the Fruits Basket world! Will they ever make it back home? Do they want to go? Find out! You know you want to *Nudge, nudge*
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009
Pickles and Blueberries by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
We seriously don't know what we were thinking. XXforget-x-me-x-notXX and ChipsAhoypup combine into this crack-filled collab just to make you laugh so much that you puke. For real.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
What the FB characters are REALLY Thinking by Darkest Midnights reviews
Have you ever wondered what the Fruits Basket characters are really thinking? Read to find out. Rated T for censored swearing. Please read and review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008
Kureno's Funeral by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
No plot. At all. Just a random little one-shot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Shigure S., Kureno S. - Complete
The Others by Ivan the Bear reviews
Why does he look so familiar! Kyo stared at the boy, trying to figure out when he'd seen him before. POOF! summary SUCKS
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,199 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
A Gory Furuba Demise by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
And then one day, Akito decided to kill them all. With a song. Wait, what?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Akito S., Yuki S. - Complete
The Little Death Note by Darkest Midnights reviews
Parody of the movie and Death Note. What if the Death Note characters were to be playing the roles of the characters of The Little Mermaid? ALOT of OOC-ness. Enjoy.
Crossover - Disney & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2009
Death Note Crossovers by The Wammy Girl reviews
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends/Death Note in each. Rated T because Mello cusses a lot and there's some shonen-ai and lesbianess both in a good way . A few vague pairings that aren't the main focus. And Cheese. And *chocolate* milk.
Crossover - Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
Switching Lives by Sarah-Lynn-Beth reviews
Tohru from the first couple of episodes, and Tohru from after the curse is broken accidentally switch places. So how will they act and do when they find out, they aren't home. And how will they act to each others Kyo? I accept anonymous comments tohru/kyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
RemusSirius Themes by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,406 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ayamelicious by Fufuluff reviews
Akito has died... what will the Sohma family do once Ayame insists on taking charge? HUGE CRACKFIC. Rated T, for Kyo's mouth.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
Hansel and Gretel? by CharlieBrownLover21 reviews
There's an evil stepmother, a crazy witch- er warlock, two innocent teenagers, a pervy repairman, and many others. What could this be? Hansel and Gretel Fruits Basket style!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
Kyo's Diary: The Scrolls of the Cat by Twisted-Soul123 reviews
Oh boy! After a lot more snooping, I've discovered the outcast Zodiac's precious journal! I wonder what juicy bits he's put in here...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Kyo S.
Untitled by Geoduck reviews
If I told you the title it would spoil the joke. The plot: Kyo orders pizza and is dissatisfied by what arrives.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Bored Geniuses are the Devil by Sixteen clumsy and shy reviews
TWOSHOT When Light and L are bored, it means hell for the other members of the Task Force. IMPLIED LIGHTXL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Ultimate Fruits Basket Parody by Prince-san reviews
The second installment in my “Ultimate Parody” series, this time focusing on “Fruits Basket”. Akito's appearance is discussed, Naohito loses his patience, Kyo gets Kisa pregnant, and Rin puts Haru in hot water.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Yuki S. - Complete
B is for Baby by AishiExcel reviews
“B,” L whispered, his voice shaking slightly, “did you break into the science lab?” B smiled, showing sharp white teeth. “He looks like you, L.”
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2009 - BB, L - Complete
The Little Things Give You Away by AishiExcel reviews
Rich teen star Light Yagami has it all- fame, fortune, and a beautiful model girlfriend. But his fame and praise grows shallow and Light finds himself bored… Then one day he meets a mysterious stranger at a benefit ball and everything turns upside down
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,284 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Light Y., L
Truth Or Dare, Special Style by KisshuLoverNya reviews
This is a story, okay? STORY. BUT, on special chapters, I will be open to your dares, commands, and questions-- Make that, the Sohmas and Tohru will. RATED JUST IN CASE THE DARES GET OUT OF HANDS. VERY INAPPROPRIATE DARES WILL BE REJECTED.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2009
Spazzness with the Sohmas by DeathFruitsMaximumSecrets reviews
Total crack involving Yuki in a severe state of exhaustion, Tohru screaming bloody murder about... whatever it is she's screaming about, Ayame gloating shamelessly, and Shigure taking out the garbage. As my good friend once said:Oh yes. This will be fun..
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Shigure S., Ayame S.
Shigure gets POWAHHH! by Echos of 2008-2009 reviews
Shigure buys a magic cookie and he now has magical powers and messes with everyone's personality. And everyone has really weird obsessions. Contains all Sohma family members. If i missed one plz tell me!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Shigure S. - Complete
Hate that Scars the Heart by Shai-Lang reviews
Short little one-shot looking into the inner mind of Shigure. Focuses on his twisted relationship with Akito and how he feels about Kureno. "They say that love fused with hate makes you stoop to the lowest of levels, is that true for Shigure as well?"
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Shigure S.
Even More Ways to Bugger the Death Note characters by Lawliet Loves Light reviews
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Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/22/2009
Night Light by Dlvvanzor reviews
L can't sleep without a nightlight. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Prince Charming by Alley-Oop reviews
Shigure has to get his inspiration from somewhere, and Yuki just happens to be the perfect person to jog his mind... or turn it to mush. Who would have thought that a French maid outfit could cause such a ruckus?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Yuki S., Shigure S. - Complete
A Child's Laughter by coastal-spirit reviews
At the age of five, Akito was a serious child, not easily given to laughter. Contains spoilers for the whole of the Fruits Basket manga.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
Light in WONDERLAND by DeathPrince reviews
This is my first cross-over anime. So please don't leave any mean comments! - - Anyway Light goes to Wonderland. Funny, I don't remember him being the fantasy Type. The charaters are thrown out of place so, injoy.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Maniac Diaries by Tsuki no kimi reviews
Akito Sohma keeps a diary; the evidence displayed in said diary leads to the conclusion that maybe he isn't the stoic bastard the franchise portrays him as. /Total crack.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Akito S. - Complete
Seahorses by Dark Man's Girl reviews
Male seahorses are the only guys on the planet to be able to carry its offspring. This Seahorse is going to have trouble, especially with a dog and serpant on his back. Yaoi
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Hatori S., Shigure S.
Purr, Kitten, Purr by The Thirteenth Floor reviews
It all started at dinner. Honda-san made some particularly delicious fish, and Kyou… He enjoyed it so much that he almost purred. He tried to cover it with a cough, but I caught it… And I wanted to hear it again.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
An Unfortunate Choice of Words by Recalled to Life reviews
Light makes a poor choice of words in front of the entire investigation squad. Rated T for innuendos and some LxLight jokes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Ten Ways to Kill Mikami Teru by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Death Note characters killing Mikami! LxLight or LightxL, whichever you see. Mello, Matt and Near are with them and they're one big family. Kinda crackish. Mikami lovers do not go in! Mikami haters welcome! 10 one shots... -M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Light Y., L, Mikami T. - Complete
If Yuki And Kyo Were Gay by gothdemongirl reviews
IF YOU WERE GAY THAT BE OKAY! Hahaha sorry, got that stuck in my head now. Well title tells all. This is basically what would happen if they were gay. AND NO I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE GAY THAT WOULD BE WEIRD CUZ THEY'RE COUSINS!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Fairy Tales of Mass Murderers and Detectives by Hunter Kitty reviews
When fairy tales get a little boring, why not replace some of the characters with your favorite detectives and psychotic mass murderers of Death Note? Most couples will be LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,689 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Inside the anime by Kurisuta1 reviews
Our favorite characters explore their time inside the anime with a little inside help. Its a comedy people. mangaverse/anime
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2008
The Tale of Death Note by OkamiKawaii reviews
OOCness. Crackfic. Shounen-ai. LightxL pairing. Rated M for yeah... Some character spoilers. Hope you enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Light Y., L
The Puppet Master's Last Testament by bugaboo107 reviews
Complete! Akito is dead. A will is left behind detailing what must be done to free the Sohmas from the curse. An unlikely love will attempt to blossom, but will it be wither under the will's ultimate destiny? ShigurexTohru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 118,060 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Shigure S., Tohru H. - Complete
The Mabudachi Trio by CloudedMirror89 reviews
collection of oneshots about Hatori, Ayame and Shigure. Mostly about what Shigure and Ayame do to Hatori when they are younger. Laughs promised! Chap 4: Snapshots: UPDATED!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Hatori S., Shigure S.
Akito and Shigure go to WalMart by RedstarOfSkyClan reviews
Akito and Shigure decide to take a shopping trip to Wal-Mart. But people begin to stare at the peculiar items in the cart.....
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
Mabudachi One Shot File by Death's Apprentices reviews
This is where we will be sticking any stories concerning the trio that don't quite fit with our other story. These are not meant to be taken seriously in any way. Most of these stories were written by extremely sleep-deprived minds. Enjoy!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Hatori S., Ayame S.
All About YOU by Kaito Kuroba's Mistress reviews
This story is a parody where you can review and ask questions to anyone, and dare them. Our hosts are: Ayame, Shigure, Ichigo from TMM, and me! Warning:Tohru's mouth and OOC! Thanks! CHAPTER 12 UP WITH A WEE BIT OF KODOCHA AND HYPER HYPER HYPRNESS!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,622 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007
When Evil was Innocent by rockangel160 reviews
We're going back to 1981, when the terrifying Akito was nothing more than a 6-month-old baby. When Akito needs babysitting, who's better for the job than Ayame, Shigure, Hatori, and Kureno? A twoshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Akito S. - Complete
Simplicity by Mimiru.hack reviews
It's simple, all you have to do is read it. Rating may change. Language, Adult Situations, Yaoi
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Shigure S., Kyo S.
Artificial Strawberries by xXLostInWonderLandXx reviews
Smutty oneshot, LightxL, Slight OOC :D
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Know Your Stars: Chowder by Darkest Midnights reviews
The announcer is torturing our beloved Chowder! Rated T for cursing. Please read and review!
Chowder - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
The Chibi Fruits Basket Christmas Pageant! by Geoduck reviews
The Fruits Basket cast is putting on a Christmas pageant, and Kyo is not happy about who has been cast as Mary. AUish
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Kyo S. - Complete
If Only I Could Tell Him by If You Get My Drift reviews
Shigure wishes he could tell Kyo how he feels.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Shigure S., Kyo S.
Akito's demise MUST read by Sya-chan reviews
Akito finally get's his punishment via a secret guest? You will lol
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Akito S., Kyo S.
Know Your Stars! Furuba Style! by Konnichiwa Minna reviews
Parody. Crack humor. Know Your Stars! Get to know your favourite Fruits Basket characters! Told by an awesome, sarcastic, yet strange sounding, announcer. Victim III: Momiji Sohma! R&R!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007
Five Minute Furuba by Shaposhit reviews
Episodes of Fruits Basket told in five lines. Kyo is a natrual redhead and proud of it, Yuki has no soul but makes up for it by being sexy, and Tohru leads a completely normal life...except for the whole, y'know, orphanzodiac thing.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Tohru H. - Complete
Addiction by The-world-needs-peace reviews
Kyou has a relationship problem, one that requires outside help.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
20 Bleats to Silence the Lamb by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
[CHALLENGE FIC] Hiro transforms accidentally after bumping into Tohru. Realising he can no longer speak English, Hiro goes into a panicked frenzy of head butting Kyo's feet and yelling [or rather, bleating] abuse. Hoorah!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hiro S., Tohru H. - Complete
The Telemarketer From Hell by Yori Hayashi reviews
The Sohma's and Tohru area called by annoying telemarketers. Rated T, just in case some people consider this use of the word as cussing. Contains a few spoilers. There will be a sequel!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,440 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
That Is Not Love by HeartBeatFast reviews
Someone enjoys torturing the one he supposedly 'loves'....?xL, LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
zodiac romance by purpleushi reviews
one shot HaruKyo, ShigureYuki, HatoriAyame. Very badly written in my honest opinion, but it's cute. If you don't like it, I really don't care.. has some funny tohru moments.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Shigure S., Yuki S. - Complete
Dulce by Nameless Ookami reviews
A fluffy moment between Light and L that nearly results in the loss of Light's sanity. Rated for some rather crude humor. LightxL.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Games by ride with the ROCKERS reviews
Light Yagami meets the Host Club. Death Note x Ouran Crackfic.
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Light Y., Hikaru H. - Complete
Ayame's Little Shop of Horrors by invaderfromearth reviews
Shigure and Hatori convince Akito to visit Ayame's shop. 'Nuff said.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
Lap Dog by Cashmeritan reviews
Sure, it was a mentally trying task to devote oneself to the Goddess Akito...But he enjoyed being her little lapdog. [ShigureAkito, Spoilers for Manga!]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
Shiggy Wiggle the Wiggle Man by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Yun garfunkled. Kyo chimed in. Tohru told her toe but it didn't care. What an insane day it's going to be for Shiggy Wiggle...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Shigure S. - Complete
A Pierced Tongue by Dark Man's Girl reviews
Yuki likes tongue peircings...oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Manipulative by haru hari reviews
If there was one word to describe Light, it would be manipulative. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Teh Power Of Teh ShiggyBear by TearShield Alchemist reviews
A seriously muddledup story of Shigure and Yuki falling in love. Challenge fic by Ajahnee, shounenai, so don't like don't read. A oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Shigure S., Yuki S. - Complete
Just To Say Hello by See Them Llamas Run reviews
A random little conversation between Akito and Shigure. Spoilers for chapter 97.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
Akki Baby by See Them Llamas Run reviews
[Oneshot] Shigure gets drunk and decides to pay a visit to a certain goddess. Spoilers for chapter 97.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
Predilection by Zeto reviews
Shigure finds himself musing over Kyou and takes it upon himself to do something about it. Yaoi. Because there are simply not enough ShigureKyou fics.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Kyo S., Shigure S.
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Careless Whisper reviews
L, at 11 years old, runs away from the orphanage, only to stumble across Light, who helpfully takes him in with his family. But when Wammy's goes on a man-hunt for the missing child, will Light be able to save the one he loves? LightxL.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Light Y., L
FB Chatroom! reviews
The FB Chatroom, my style! Rated T for cursing. R&R please! :3 Updated: Cattle-Prods. SORRY FOR THE DELAY, GUYS. D:
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,515 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009
Feline Faults reviews
A black cat, who goes by the name of L, is tied to a tree. He's a genius cat, yet he can't understand why he was abandoned. And when fate brings him with another human, the worst possible thing happens: the two fall for each other. Yaoi, LightxL.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,633 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - L, Light Y.
Numbing Snow reviews
Snow. It's cold to the touch, through and through. Sometimes it's so cold and you endure it for so long that it hurts you. And yet, despite all the pain, you don't want to break away from it. LightxL, major fluff.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
You Spin Me Right Round reviews
A summary would give the plot away. Even though the title already did. Crackfic. LxL if you squint.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010
I Write Sins Not Tragedies reviews
After an unfortunate event, Light moves into the Wammy's House. At just twelve years old, will he make friends, or enemies? Will he find love, or hate? Will he be free, or wish to escape?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,462 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Light Y., L
Whipped Cream reviews
L is distracted. Light is worried. What happens when a little whipped cream is added to the mix? LxLight, Collab between Chips and Nikkia.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,860 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - L, Light Y.
Dirty Little Secret reviews
The real reason L never washes or changes his clothes. And what exactly does Light enjoy doing at night?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - L, Light Y.
Money Is Power reviews
Kira has realized that wealth is equal to power. So he comes up with a master plan to kill the wealthiest man in the world.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Light Y.
Drabble Notes reviews
In this series of drabbles, adventures are a key to the Death Note characters life... as long as they can all stay alive, of course. Updated: What happens when Light is cursed into a furry monster and love is the only way to change back? Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010
The Wedding Singer reviews
Light is a wedding singer. L is getting married. What happens when the two fall in love? Yaoi, LxLight. Also LxBB and LightxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - L, Light Y.
Breakaway reviews
The curse is reborn. But what happens when the kids with the curse go to public school? What happens when they want to break away? R&R Updated: 26th Chapter Now Up
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009
Fruits Basket Truth or Dare reviews
A Truth Or Dare! Review so I can start! Rated T for some swearing! UPDATED! Special Guests.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,389 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
Ouran Basket reviews
What happens when I make Pan-Pan give the Ouran members a machine that takes them into the Fruits Basket world? Don't just stand there! Read to find out!
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009
The Movie Adventures of the Sohmas! reviews
What happens when the Sohmas are sucked into different movies, with me as the Narrarator... person? Rated T in case. UPDATED: Who Ya Gonna Call?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009
Mel's Tips reviews
Read about what tips Mel has to offer you after her two experinces of being magically transported to the world of Fruits Basket. The flashbacks are from Midnight Blood and Basket Zone
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009
EarKilling Idol reviews
My lame unoriginal idea for a spoof off of American Idol, using the Furuba characters! It's NOTHING like American Idol in a sense! Updated: Hatori Wants Grapes.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
Torturing The Zodiac reviews
What happens when I get bored and decide to mess with the zodiac? They all nearly die, or are caught in the most embarassing situations ever, of course! Updated: The Beginning Of A Movie!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009
The HardKnock Life reviews
Shigure's 10 years old. His mother tries to ground him, but he'll show her. He'll run away from home! That'll teach her to ground him. Rated T to be safe. R&R would be nice.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Shigure S.
How Can This Be? reviews
Suddenly, Yuki started to fall forwards--right on top of Mel! "Ahh!" Cried out Mel, blocking by putting her arms up. Two loud poofs filled the air. She looked up. A rat was sitting on her head... and..." Find out what happens! Read and review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,089 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009
Random Yaoi Singing! reviews
You guessed it! Yaoi charries singing random songs! Don't like, don't read. . R&R Pleeeze! I'm taking requests! :3
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
If Shigure Acted Like A Dog reviews
What happens when Hatori decides to be EBIL and puts dog DNA into Shigure's food? Updated, rated T for cursing and pervertedness. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fruits Basket! . ;
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Shigure S.
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