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Joined 05-29-09, id: 1951431, Profile Updated: 11-01-09
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Voting has started for kikiwhore's Esme's Erotic Ecstasy Contest, now through November 15th! Please vote for my story, Phallic Vegetables are Never Enough: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2079696/kikiwhore#

A/N for P.V.A.N.E. (10/31/09): Holy crap! I just published my first fanfic! It's for kikiwhore's Esme's Erotic Ecstasy Contest, and I was over the word count requirement, so I’m putting my author’s note here… Since this is my first fic, I’d like to goob out for a second and give huge thanks and shout outs to some of my favorite authors, especially my girl coldplaywhore, who is a freaking huge monster inspiration! Please go read every single one of her stories, right now! I’d also like to give a shout out to my pervy friend KiyaRaven, whose story, The Screamers, is hilarious, heartbreaking, and frigging awesome. I also worship the work of the-glory-days, whose insanely hot, sweet story Alphabet Weekends popped my fanfic reading cherry. I’m a total fanfic nerd now because of her! I love it when my favorite authors take the time to PM me after I’ve reviewed their stories, and all three of these ladies have sweetly taken the time to write me back. It’s like a celebrity is writing me! Hee hee… I heart you all big time! I just hope to live up to your excellent standards.

Please review! But, good lord, be gentle. This is my first time, and I’m flyin’ solo without a beta ‘cause I ran out of time to enter this contest. If you liked this, leave me some love and I’ll be encouraged to try writing out some more fic ideas that have been floating around my head for ages. Perv on, sisters!

About me: I am in my early 30s, married with a stepson (who is just now entering his full blown teenage years, yikes!), and by day I am an editor for a scientific journal. I like to play guitar/drums, sew stuff (I love anything crafty), and I am totally addicted to this site! I am new to the Twilight fandom, but I blazed through all four books a few months ago. Feeling a bit disappointed in the last book, I searched elsewhere for a fix of good writing with these lovely characters, and I am totally blown away with how excellent some of the authors are on here! I swear, some of you could quit your day jobs and become romance novelists. It is such a treat to read these creative stories, and I can't wait to read more. I've been inspired to try my hand at writing my own fic, but I've come up with so many different scenarios that I really need to just pick one and start rolling with it. ;)

Anyways, if I stop to review your work, it is because I am thoroughly entertained and you should consider it a very high compliment. :o)

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20110 - Favs: 12,956 - Follows: 5,407 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6672 - Favs: 4,954 - Follows: 4,830 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10574 - Favs: 11,642 - Follows: 12,344 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Anti Social Behavioral Order by SoapyMayhem reviews
Hiatus - A group of juvenile delinquents are sentenced to spend their summer doing community service. When a freak lighting storm gives them super powers, they are forced to stick together, no matter how much they hate each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 55,285 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental: Of Air and Water by TallulahBelle reviews
Scenes of Elemental from Edward's POV for the winners of THE FANDOM GIVES BACK authors auction, Team EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,962 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9028 - Favs: 8,567 - Follows: 4,856 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coalescence by Openhome reviews
This is the sequel to my first story, Singularity. As a sequel, you need to read Singularity first to understand what is happening in this story. Coalescence follows Jasper and Alice from their meeting in the diner to their acceptance by the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,563 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Seeing Their Future by kikikinz reviews
Alice, a successful Life Coach, has her work cut out for her with her two newest clients. Can she help ready them for the spotlight, as well as push them in the direction of each other? Will the cute lawyer she meets allow her to open up as well?AH/lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,516 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12457 - Favs: 7,020 - Follows: 3,438 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Resolution by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella is coming out of her shell with the help of her two best friends, Rosalie and Alice. All three girls have visions of falling for the popular boys, but when Bella's life is turned upside down, will Edward be able to help her? Will he even want to?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,952 - Reviews: 5546 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Singularity by Openhome reviews
She woke with no memory and had no maker. All she knew was thirst, and all she brought was death. Yet she had a choice. This is the complete story of Alice from her entry into the asylum to meeting Jasper. It is T for vampire violence, no sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,644 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10018 - Favs: 7,419 - Follows: 6,113 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5910 - Favs: 9,613 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4569 - Favs: 4,943 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Monster's Serenade by Devy-Artemis reviews
Edward Masen was changed in 1817,England. He later on moved to US. Due to a personal tragedy,Bella Swan has to move to Forks with her uncle, Charles Swan. Fate brings her at Edward's doorstep, and the dreaded monster rears its ugly head.AU B/E DARK EDWARD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,128 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2891 - Favs: 5,102 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11386 - Favs: 11,006 - Follows: 5,773 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Boy by coldplaywhore reviews
Sequel to American Girl - Edward and Bella are on a road trip through the US with Alice and Jasper, four years after their initial journey to Europe. All Canon Couples. Lemony Goodness Galore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 201,765 - Reviews: 3886 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Will Come Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,461 - Reviews: 3197 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
While You Were Gone by LauraACullen reviews
What if the wolves didn't get to Bella before Laurent bit her? This is the story of Bella being changed despite Edward leaving to prevent it. How will her change impact their chance for a future together? Rated M; not for younger readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,297 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Deeper Shade of Green by lola84 reviews
Bella moves to Forks for her senior year. When a mysterious new student turns her world upside down, will she have the strength to resist him, or is she destined to repeat her old mistakes? Will he be able to save her when the past catches up with her? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,000 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3346 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5598 - Favs: 8,108 - Follows: 2,946 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turning Back by SongForEvela reviews
The repercussions of Bella's attempted transformation profoundly alter the course of Edward's life, while the arrival of the Volturi force the remaining Cullens into a decision they never expected to make--to remain vampires or become human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,117 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Tired of being setup on horrible blind dates, Edward and Bella, share a memorable together. Bella thinks it's just a stupid one night stand, but Edward wants more. Will she be able to resist him when someone from her past shows up? ExB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,700 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Phallic Vegetables Are Never Enough reviews
Carlisle's been one busy mo-fo since becoming chief of surgery, leaving Esme at home singin’ the lonely housewife blues. Can a new feisty BFF help Esme get her sexy groove back? One-shot for Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest. AH/OOC canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete