Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
OK BITCHES!!! no but seriously...I'm just a funny gal trying to make it in this world...I have a potty mouth and not afraid to use it...I try to filter myself when I write stories but hey, if I leave you a review...don't feel special, I swear at everyone ;D
My Hobbies are: blowing bubbles, pointing randomly, busting out in song, jumping around, air guitaring it up, being me!
Pillow: Body pillows
Movie: Taking Lives
P.S. If I ever have some sort of fucked up grammer or spelling I do so very much apoligise I had streight C's in spelling in grade school...C because I did all the homework *cheeky grin*
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS:
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock.
Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors I always choose rock...
So then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh shit I'm sorry I thought your paper would protect you, asshole!"
Write 12 of your Fave Book characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Charlie/Aro) ?? uh..no..never even thought about it before
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Bella) Uh? well.. I guess she is attractive, I wouldn't see me calling her hot though haha.
3) What would happen if Eight got Twelve pregnant? Edward got Angela pregnant? Hurm...I don't actualy know!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Alice? Sure, I don't read to many about her but their are alot of em out there
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Esme and Charlie?? wellz...maybe, i never thought about it but they are both kinda cool
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Rose/Alice or Rose/Carlisle...mmm well I'd say Rose and Alice for a graphic lemon and a Rose/Carlisle as a good smut filled one...but I guess Rose/Alice would make more sense.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? Jasper walking in on Esme and Angela? Hurm...well...That calls for some awkward turtles...
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (Jacob and Carlisle): Jake got injured when he was fighting the new borns in Eclipse. Carlisle saves the day and bandages up him, they bond and Jake ends up spilling a whole bunch of imbarissing stories of Bella as a kid???
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (Emmett/Edward) I'm sure their is some out their somewhere lawlz.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. A title for Jasper and Angela? Wellz... it could be "Broken...um...hearts?" and sense Angela is shy and stuff Jasper realises that Angela has a broken heart but she is hiding it??? i don't know ppl! stop pressuring meh!
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Bella and Emmett? well I've read alot of these ones : I like the ones where Emmett is a goofball and makes Bella smile. But their was my favorite where Emmett was Bella's physical trainer after she hurt herself once again lmao.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? (Jake) Ewwww I sure hope not!
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Aro) Uh...wellz I don't think so...i sure hope not again.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Esme/Bella/Rose) Well...as intertaining as that'd be awkward look I don't think that they would
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Carlisle) Well... It'd probably be along the lines of "Fuck yeah!" He probably has a potty mouth lawlz
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Edward) Well...i don't do songs but i can tell u that the song "Ur so gay" by Katie perry describes him or "I aint got no satisfaction"(lawlz) would be good...Edwards a pussy bitch...sometimes jkjk...i don't really have an oppinion on him.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Angela/Charlie/Emmett) it would mention that its M for adult personal only and that it includes Kool-Aid, A porkipine and a 5 different flavored condoms
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Carlisle on Esme) I'm Dr. Love your lips seem broken let mine fix urs.
19. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)"Emmett and Jasper are in a happy relationship, until Jasper runs off with Bella. Emmett, broken hearted had a one-night stand with Aro and a brief, unhappy affair with Angela, then follows the wise advice of Rose and finds true love with Jake.
Hahahaha this seems actualy pretty funny! A gay Emmett and a gay Jasper turned Streight...hurm..has promise hahaha
20. Out on a date (4) and (11) meet up with (8) and (6). After a drama over a stolen handbag (8) and (6) break up. (4) feeling very guilty for the handbag episode goes to talk to (6).
(3) ends up finding them in a very interesting position. Feeling scarred for life, (3) is comforted by (7).
They have a brief relationship, which ends whe n(3) finds out that (7)/(2)/(9) are having a three way affair. (3) tells (12) which leads too one thing, and they end up being caught doing 'it' together by (12)'s date, (1).
Upset, (1) turns to (5) for comfort. They kiss, watched by (10) who tells everyone. Find a suitable name for this as a fanfic
Out on a date Bella and Aro meet up with Edward and Charlie. After drama over a stolen handbag Edward and Charlie break up. Bella feeling very guilty for the handbag episode goes to talk to Charlie.
Jake ends up finding them in a very interesting position. Feeling scarred for life, Jake is comforted by Jasper.
They have a brief relationship, which ends when Jake finds Jasper/Esme/Alice are having a three way affair. Jake tells Angela which leads to one thing, and they end up being caught doing'it' together by Angela's date Emmett.
Upset, Emmett turns to Rose for comfort. They kiss, watched by Carlisle who tells everyone.
This could be called "ITS ALL FOR THE LAWLZ" cause this is one fucked up story and it'd have whoever read it laughing on the floor!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WSRBecufwc (this is the music that is playing on the record player...its actually pretty good)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCicM6i59_I (Bach 1st Prelude)
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