Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, Book X-overs, and Twilight.
yay! i'm finally redoing my profile!!
Bunch of random, kinda-funny quotes
"He killed the water fountain last night" ~ Tyson, BotL
"Say hi to the poodle" ~ Grover, LT
Me: I got reviews!!
"What if I FEEL stabby?" some jailie in iThink They Kissed
Fang: Look at the bright side
Me: "What's a douche?"
Stab it Ron, STAB IT!! ~Harry Potter, DH
Poke his armpit!! ~ a Percy Jackson fanfic I wrote that zammierox decided wuz crappy, so I didn't post it.
"You guys, if any one has a Final Destination moment, PLEASE tell me, because I'm supposed to live a short life, but I don't want it to be this short and..." ~me babbling about dying on Riptide, a rollercoaster in Knott's. Yet I went 8 times...
Me: KIRA, SAM, GO HURT THEM!! ~me telling my two violent friend to hurt these bitches who decided to sit at our table today and forever.
"Push, Amber, push!" an annoying P.E teacher to my friend, while she was doing push-ups
"It's like you find a new blackhole and name it Princess Pretty Pants. It would be like 'HELP!! I'm being sucked in by Princess Pretty Pants!'" ~Yet again, my totally cool science teacher
"Are you like, some foreign European race?" ~this guy trying to guess my asian friend's race
"Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing worth saving?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Ter Borcht/ Fang
Me: I think in the movie Harry and Hermoine should end up together
Friend: You get crappy signal everywhere
"Kira! You have a blue light around you!" ~ my friend's sister, after she got out of the pool
"I'm in such a good mood that I don't think I'll hurt Alexis today!" ~ my violent friend
"Let's hide in this 'For Girls' store. She'll never think I'd go there!" my friend when we were hiding from her stalker/friend/enemy at Knott's
Ron: Harry grab on!
Friend: Hey look Paula! This is where we saw that he/she
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night ~somebody's profile
Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs ~same person's profile
F U PENGUINS ~ an actual book
"It's like all those herpes ads where everybody's smiling despite the fact that they have herpes" Kat, 10 things I Hate About You
I'm done...I kno they'r pretty crappy but whatever. i'm really bored. ladidaduda
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