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Joined 05-29-09, id: 1951605, Profile Updated: 10-03-09
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, Book X-overs, and Twilight.

yay! i'm finally redoing my profile!!

Bunch of random, kinda-funny quotes

"He killed the water fountain last night" ~ Tyson, BotL

"Say hi to the poodle" ~ Grover, LT

Me: I got reviews!!
Friend: Cool, did u get any flames?
Me: No...my computer didn't catch on fire... ~ Me when I got reviews on my first fanfic

"What if I FEEL stabby?" some jailie in iThink They Kissed

Fang: Look at the bright side
Max: What?
Fang: You looove me. You love me this much! ~ some quote from Maximum Ride that I didn't quote exactly cuz I can't remember it.

Me: "What's a douche?"
Friend: "I'm not telling you! go look it up in the dictionary"
Me: "I tried, but it's all scientifical"

Stab it Ron, STAB IT!! ~Harry Potter, DH

Poke his armpit!! ~ a Percy Jackson fanfic I wrote that zammierox decided wuz crappy, so I didn't post it.

"You guys, if any one has a Final Destination moment, PLEASE tell me, because I'm supposed to live a short life, but I don't want it to be this short and..." ~me babbling about dying on Riptide, a rollercoaster in Knott's. Yet I went 8 times...

Me: KIRA, SAM, GO HURT THEM!! ~me telling my two violent friend to hurt these bitches who decided to sit at our table today and forever.

"Push, Amber, push!" an annoying P.E teacher to my friend, while she was doing push-ups
Later on, when we were joking about it in science my teacher was pretending to be Amber answering, "How much more do you want? I've pushed out 35! I'm not a rabbit!"

"It's like you find a new blackhole and name it Princess Pretty Pants. It would be like 'HELP!! I'm being sucked in by Princess Pretty Pants!'" ~Yet again, my totally cool science teacher

"Are you like, some foreign European race?" ~this guy trying to guess my asian friend's race

"Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing worth saving?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Ter Borcht/ Fang

Me: I think in the movie Harry and Hermoine should end up together
Friend: What happens to Ginny and Ron then?
Me: Well, Ron's gay obviously, so he can get together with Neville. And I don't like Ginny, so she can grow old and alone with a cat named Harry. ~me and my friend after looking at a bunch of Harry/Hermoine Youtube vids

Friend: You get crappy signal everywhere
Me: I have great signal at that one spot there, in San Fran, France, under a BMW, and under a teacher's desk ~ My friend complaining cuz I don't have texting, and I have really crappy signal

"Kira! You have a blue light around you!" ~ my friend's sister, after she got out of the pool

"I'm in such a good mood that I don't think I'll hurt Alexis today!" ~ my violent friend

"Let's hide in this 'For Girls' store. She'll never think I'd go there!" my friend when we were hiding from her stalker/friend/enemy at Knott's

Ron: Harry grab on!
Harry: I'm trying! But my hands are all sweaty! ~CoS movie

Friend: Hey look Paula! This is where we saw that he/she
turns to me
Friend: We couldn't decide whether it was a girl or boy. Paula was like 'she has long hair' and I was like 'He has no boobs!'

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night ~somebody's profile

Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs ~same person's profile

F U PENGUINS ~ an actual book

"It's like all those herpes ads where everybody's smiling despite the fact that they have herpes" Kat, 10 things I Hate About You

I'm done...I kno they'r pretty crappy but whatever. i'm really bored. ladidaduda

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The Scars that Memory Leave by cnt spel and idc reviews
AU and OOC. It's some VA characters in my own twisted world.T for language and stuff. I dnt own the names from VA or some lyrics, but everything else is mine so NO TOUCHY MY STORY. Thanks and enjoy
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,899 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Excuses by zammierox reviews
A collection of drabbles in which Merlin is caught with something magical, is doing/did magic, or sneaking around and what his excuses would be Most likely to Arthur . R&R please! "Humor" is the goal so...yeah. "T" 'cuz I'm paranoid.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Merlin
Oh NO! by penguinwiggle reviews
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,775 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Max, Fang
EMOtional by YourMoosyFate reviews
Ig has a plan to force Fang to admit his feelings for Max, but what'll he do when it backfires? What happens when Mr. No Emotion gets a new power that's sending the whole flock on an emotional rollercoaster? Officially on HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009
Dawn by Pegasus6644 reviews
When the Flock spend the night in Forks, Edward attacks Max, and she transforms into a vampire to avoid death. Meanwhile, the Volturi helps Itex rebuild itself, to attack the Cullens with every means nessisary. Bad summary, but GREAT Story. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,161 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008
Being 14 is Tough by BrightBlueConverse reviews
A 14 year old's life is hard. A 14 year old son of Hades' life is harder. Nico di Angelo has killed monsters, fought in a war, and communicated with the dead, but he's on a whole new adventure now: Becoming a teenager. R&R Constructive critism is welcome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,289 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Ouija Board 2: Revenge by Fangalicous08 reviews
The sequel to The Ouija Board. Max and Fang made it out alive last time, but this time Valencia has more in store for them. Will she finally get her revenge, or will they outsmart her yet again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,658 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
The One Hundred Moments Project by OstentatiousNature reviews
One writer's quest to capture one hundred moments. Also follow me on my blog LINK INSIDE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010
Paths Crossed by happytobeyourdork reviews
AU: They never met. Max. The Flock. She was always on the run, they were living a semi-comfortable life with no adult. Until their paths cross one day... FAX/NIGGY **BACK FROM WRITERS BLOCK**
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Max, Fang
Mind Over Matter by eternalsunset7 reviews
Set in Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, Fang receives the same message as seen in the beginning of the book, but what if it turns out that HE is the rotten egg of the flock? Fang x Max, some borrowed themes from other books.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Fang, Max
Maximum Ride: The After Years by eclipsed heart reviews
Ten years ago, the world was saved and the flock split up, all contact lost. Now where are they? What happens when they reunite? Forgiveness is needed, romance is a must, and keeping everyone together when grudges threaten unity is priority. Gotta be FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,907 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Max, Nudge - Complete
A Promise to Break by Akatsuki Child reviews
What if Thalia had made it to camp? She starts to fall in love with Luke, and Luke becomes less bitter every day. But when Thalia finds herself in a bad situation, she makes Luke promise her something, a promise that he can't keep.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G.
Ella's Secret by whiteknightgirl reviews
Everyone has a secret. Everyone has worries. Everyone has regrets. But me? I have more than you can count. I'm more than what anyone has ever thought I was. I guess I got really goo at acting, because they never saw it coming." DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Iggy, Ella
Little Lame OneShot by zammierox reviews
2 Alternative Endings! Please just read it, it's pretty short. B/E
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella - Complete
Old times by AWESOME-L'S reviews
Set in like, princess times. what year is that? Fang's parents tried to get him to fall for Max. But he doesn't years later, she's back and mature. How does he see her now? Try it pleaze.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,354 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Max, Fang
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs, & FiercePaw by zammierox reviews
MWPP story. What if the Marauders weren't the only animagi at Hogwarts? Lily/James of course not traditional love/hate strong Lily/Sirius friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
Red heads, Guys, Fang, Drama Max's life by AWESOME-L'S reviews
Alternate universe. Kind of. No wings. No one knows each other. But lots of Fax! First story, don't murder me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,297 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Max, Fang
Mitchie's High School Life by zammierox reviews
So this is basically Mitchie's senior year. Eventual Smitchie. Characters are OOC. Camp Rock never happened, but Connect Three does exist. Pretty much AU.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
Deadly Erasers? No problem High School? Oh crap by XxXPeaceLoveDamiXxX reviews
This is my first fanfic EVER so take it easy! Max and the flock are sent back to school after a year of chillin' at home. Oh, there will be drama. I mean, it IS high school. Oh, and FAXNESS galore
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Max, Fang
The Ouija Board by Fangalicous08 reviews
Max and Fang discover a mysterious game, but soon the game gets out of hand. Can Max and Fang get themselves out of this mess or will they come to a tragic end?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Fallen angel by LittleMissFallenAngel reviews
Six years ago. It's been six years and the memory is still freash in my mind. They kicked my out. I couldn't forget, though I still try. I don't want to lose my memory of them. But they hurt me. Max is kicked out of the flock.Then they meet again.MaxFang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 30,585 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Max - Complete
The Impossible by Of.Winged.Poets reviews
I, the once great Maximum Ride,have nothing left.I gave the very last drop of all I had to give, all that I was, to keep them safe." The Flock is seperated. Max is alone,hunted,forgotten. She's given up on herself. Who can put the pieces back together?FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,845 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Forget Everything by XxXOnlyMeXxX reviews
Max can't remember anything, but the fact that she is 16 and in high school. Neither can Fang. What'll happen when they both relize they are missing a huge part in there life. The part that keeps them sane? Read and Review. :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Max, Fang
Full Cabin by Journalist793 reviews
I always thought that my mom was dead. I mean, that's what they told Michelle, Stepanie, and Me. So how come one night I overhear Jesse and Dad talking about her like she's alive? And what does she have to do with this camp Dad's sending me to? Why me?
Crossover - Full House & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/25/2009
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Full Moon reviews
This is a one-shot crossover I made infusing Little Red Riding Hood and Twilight. What if the 'Big, bad wolf' was actually a werewolf?
Crossover - Book X-overs & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
The High School Years reviews
Max, Angel, and Ella are the new kids in town. They go to school with the rest of the flock and think life's just normal high school until things change for the worse. Bad summary because they don't give you enough space. Full summary inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010
Maximum Ride: Fax reviews
Max, Ella, and Angel are one family, the others are another. They can all fly, and have powers, but they haven't showed up yet. They meet and become friends, and its typical high school. Fang and Max MIGHT get together, or might choose some1 else....
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,008 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Max, Fang