![]() Author has written 4 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, Animaniacs, and Tangled. Well this is new... My name is Chloe and I won't give my last name. I'm fifteen years old and I love to read, especailly fanfictions. I had one or to fanfictions up before I gave up on them. This time I'm starting new and I have some great ideas. I absolute love to dance and draw. Writing is new, but easy to me. (Once you have an idea.) I love the Chipmunks and Chipettes and their songs- well their 80's songs. (I have about twenty on my Ipod) I love animation drawings such as Disney and Wanner Bros. Reading about the characters is just as enjoying. I love quotes, I put my favorites on the back of my door. With each chapter I write, my writing improves. I hope for much love. An even bigger love that the chipmunks are Animaniacs. The Warners- Yakko, Wakko, and Dot are the best stuff snice pb&j. I love their songs and episodes so much. They are perfect for drawing. Much Luv, Chloe Favorite Movie: A Walk to Remember Chipmunk Adventure Adventures in Babysitting Down with Love (Retrocomedy/ romance) Cats don't Dance Tangled Favorite Disney Princess Movies: Aladdin The Princess and the Frog The Little Mermaid Beauty and the Beast Please read below: 25 Reasons I owe my mother. 1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week." 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about," 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mout and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about weather. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck." 11. My mother taught me about STAMINA. " You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate." 13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children i htis world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!" 16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way." 18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING. " You are going to get it when we get home." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold." 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me MOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. " When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you." thank you JBates' Love your enemies! It really pisses them off To put it nicely, I hope you choke. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with. This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!! WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver I LOVE Tangled ;D |