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Joined 05-30-09, id: 1951937, Profile Updated: 11-03-13
Author has written 22 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, Avengers, and Hakuōki/薄桜鬼.

Well, let's skip the name and whatnots shall we.

Because, seriously, do you really think that I'll put my name here?
And even if I did -probably after a few pints of beer or something- would you really believe that it's my real name?

Yeah, me neither.

But for those who do -just in case, you know- I'd like to say hello.
My name is Caryn. :) (Self-proclaimed Queen of doing things half-done, with a bunch of unfinished multi-chaptered fics to prove it. Am trying to rectify that and finish them.)

But for all you know, I could be some old geezer aged 78 years old, named George.
You see what I mean?

LOL. I'm kidding. Really. But believe what you will, yeah? Cause, personally, if I like a fanfic, I wouldn't care if the author was a 111 years old antique who kills fluffy bunnies for a living.

Okay, so maybe I DO care about that (bunnies are CUTE -if you're looking at them from the other side of the window of the pet store. If you're taking care of them...well, that's a horse of a different color) , but you know what I mean.

Anyway, a little something about me: I like to write, it's kind of like an interest to me. That does not mean that I'm good at writing, however. Also, it have dawned upon me, this unsightly habit of mine, that I absolutely LOVE to runaway with an idea and then subsequently run out of steam to continue it. Such is the case for most of my multi-chaptered fics, commitment issues and all that. I love to blame it on schools and exams, though they are only part of the equation. Which is why I like writing one-shots.

The fics I write usually center around characters I favor more: Orochimaru and Itachi (Naruto), Kazama and Saitou (Hakuouki), Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha), Loki (Avengers and Thor) and Voldemort (Harry Potter).

Will be on long hiatus as of Feb' 2012 till around Dec' 2012. (Officially. Chapters may still be posted in the name of procrastination on revision and school work.)

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The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Till You Die by Mersea reviews
MadaraOC. He was known as the most powerful shinobi in the Fire Country. She was a simple girl, not even a ninja. It was a romance she did not even initiate, yet he would have her pay for it, a price in blood. Pre-canon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 215,963 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Madara U.
Schadenfreude by Renaerys reviews
"It's all just a game, and I always win." Orochimaru. Sasori. Deidara. Prequel to Zero Hour. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,659 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Orochimaru, Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mischief Matched by fanningthings1 reviews
Loki is forced to take on an apprentice, who is not all she seems... Secrets, intrigue and reluctant passion ensue. A romance between Loki and an OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,738 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Loki
The Fallen Knight by D.BloodyFriend reviews
When Signum recovered, everybody thought that all was well. Is that really the case? Everything starts to spiral downwards and there is nothing the Mobile Section 6 can do to stop it. Happens after "Mahou Senki Lyrical Nanoha Force Vol.02 Ch.07. Non-yuri
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Signum
How Many Licks to the Center of a Tootsie Pop by SavL7 reviews
"No one knows. It's the only unsolvable riddle in the world. Not even I can figure it out." A Riddler Story. No Romance. Featuring: The Batman and all our favorite rogues Nolanverse
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Edward N./The Riddler
It Could Be Worse by DysphoricPink reviews
Susan End didn't expect to be stuck babysitting her little brother for two weeks. She also didn't expect to end up looking after ten S-class criminals from another universe. Add a carnivorous mutant rabbit to the mix and they've got one BIG problem. It's Akatsuki vs. suburbia in this action-packed, hilariously odd and sometimes touching odyssey. TO BE CONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,363 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Akatsuki
A Deeper Shade of Black by Viconia2000 reviews
A confrontation on a Tokyo rooftop goes wrong, leaving Misaki in the hands of BK-201. Or is that a good thing?
Darker than BLACK - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,835 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - M. Kirihara, Hei - Complete
Pink, White and Green by skidtick reviews
Orochimaru realized with increasing horror that not even he was immune to the power of "cute". Anko's charm unlocks the snake sannin's inner fangirl. Anko. Orochimaru. Before he turned evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
A Naruto Christmas by Trissacar reviews
Christmas day with your fav characters!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2009
Hidden Little Danko by Trissacar reviews
A story about when Anko was little. Characters: Anko Orochimaru Dango Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
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In the Language of Flowers reviews
As far as silly decisions go, this really takes the cake. But it had seemed perfectly fine when she came up with that brilliant idea. Well, until she got caught by a certain S-ranked missing-nin and his flunky sidekick. When another equally dangerous -and equally crazy, if Anko may say so- missing-nin jumps into the mix, there was only so much a girl can handle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,918 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
What the Heart Remembers reviews
Because, although there are somethings you can't ever forget, you can never truly remember what your mind cannot. Oneshot. KazamaxChizuru.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Kazama C., Chizuru Y. - Complete
Into The Dark reviews
Because, sometimes, the darkness is what we make of it. Don't think too much, and don't you ever look back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
It's The Way She Smiles reviews
Orochimaru's world shatters and everything he knew is falling apart. Even at your lowest, could you still bring yourself to trust the one who betrayed you to pick up the pieces?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
Between Duty and Heart reviews
Mio has never failed any mission assigned to her, and does not intend to start anytime soon. But that was before she met Saito. Faced with temptation as strong as this, Mio fears her own emotions for the stoic man as much as it exhilarates her. But when the day of reckoning dawns, between what duty demands and what her heart tell her she must do, a choice must be made. SaitoxOC
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,988 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Saito H.
Sweeter than Sin reviews
A collection of one-shots. Oro/Anko. #6: Being sure. Orochimaru's thoughts on Anko as she lay asleep. In a test of strength, he knew that she'll come out top. But what he require was so much more than that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
Round the Corner reviews
Anko was running late for, as her boss would tell her, the presentation of her life. So, yeah, she might have taken some liberties with the speed limits. But it was that one bloody traffic light at the corner that sealed her fate. Oh and take it from Anko, horoscopes are nasty things. Stay away from them. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
Heating Things Up reviews
Anko is just one mission away from the blessed summer vacation that awaits her. But when a certain S-classed missing nin gets involved, things starts to heat up in a totally different way. So, summer is drawing near... Hot? Hell yeah. OroAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
It's the Slight Changes reviews
Sometimes, he'd catch himself noticing her a little more than necessary, in the way her mesh shirt would cling to her sweaty form, the way her small pout could elicit a genuine chuckle form him. OroXAnko. Slight AU. A little...fluffy? Written just for fun, really.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Dancing with Danger reviews
The world is at risk of an alien invasion, but that was not any concern of Agent Evangeline Smith. Okay, so maybe it is, but 'subduing aliens from outer space' does not fall under her division, nor is it listed in her job description. All she ever wanted was a normal life. But the rouge demigod toying with her isn't offering her any choice at all. LokiXOC.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,028 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki
Knowledge Kills reviews
Elena -an Inuyasha enthusiast- finds herself lost in a rugged place, where survival is of the fittest. Which may not have been a problem until she realize the teeny weeny catch that she was lost in totally a different reality from her own, where her knowledge of the anime is putting her life at risk. Because, there are some who would kill to acquire her knowledge. SessXOC. HIATUS.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sesshomaru, Naraku
A Night Out of Time reviews
Anko was never one for the festive seasons. And that includes Christmas. But this time, even when on a mission, Christmas night looks set to be a night to remember -for all the wrong reasons. OroXAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
What's Your Name? reviews
Dreams and reality, no one truly knows the difference. Some things are better left forgotten. Some things, Anko finds out, are worth killing for again and again. Because, when you still think of him even after telling yourself not to, what would you do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Unorthodox Skills reviews
Because Jiraiya just can't resist payback to Orochimaru, Anko is just too innocent, Itachi is just too skilled. Eavesdropping is not the right thing to do, and now its Orochimaru's turn to find this out the hard way. OroXAnko and, if you squint, ItaXAnko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Something Missing reviews
Because Little Anko doesn't like to share, and even Orochimaru gets hungry sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Beauty Contest reviews
The jeering and mocking young Anko received from other kids goes overboard. Uncreative and boring as their chants of 'Tomboy' are, there was only so much name-calling a girl can handle. To prove them wrong, Anko wants to enter a contest. But to do that, she will need her sensei's help. LONG HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
What Makes a Man reviews
Orochimaru insists that he wins, Jiraiya wants another chance and Sarutobi just have to butt in. Oh, and Tsunade finds out that eavesdropping never brings about anything thing good. So…what makes a man? A longer, thicker...? What? XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors reviews
Because eavesdropping is not the right thing to do. Jiraiya finds this out the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Façade reviews
Many people are not who they seem to be. Many true intentions are hidden behind layers of lies, layers of assumptions. And sometimes, many feelings still linger even when they are thought to be dead. When the only way you feel you can survive is to seek vengeance, when the only way you can meet her again is to seek immortality, what would you do? Vold/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Voldemort, OC
Of Crooks, Pancakes and Waffles reviews
3 girls find themselves stuck in a world where they do not belong. Between playing fortune-teller for the Akatsuki, trying to escape, fending off snakes and making pancakes and waffles, things were normal. Really. Sometimes, life just don't get any better. LONG HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,625 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Akatsuki
Dango or Konoha? reviews
A short one-shot of a conversation of Orochimaru and Anko when he was still her teacher. Orochimaru makes the mistake of asking her, "Dango or Konoha?" please R & R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
A Valentine's Day reviews
The valentine's day of Anko and Orochimaru. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete