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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14736 - Favs: 12,468 - Follows: 5,661 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Which You Seek by Wynn reviews
A few days after Bucky discovers his true identity, Darcy encounters him in a diner 50 miles outside of D.C. having apparently transformed from a handsome long-dead war hero into a creepy, scruffy, pancake-hating serial killer. So of course she tries to help him. Set post-Thor: The Dark World and Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,499 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Playing House by TheScarletAvenger reviews
S.H.I.E.L.D agents Coulson and Lewis are sent to a small town on a special undercover assignment to investigate a supernatural phenomenon. For the next two months they will have to pretend to be husband and wife, while they try and figure out what's going on. Will they develop real feelings for each other? The rating is now 'M' starting in chapter 9.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,386 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Darcy L., Agent Coulson - Complete
In the Service of Liars and Killers by MildredJosephine reviews
When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,554 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
How to save a life by quarterlifecrisis reviews
"I don't care what else he's done! He saved my life!""Ms. Lewis, saving your life, one among many, is not enough to call him rehabilitated. In fact, he probably only did it to gain a measure of sympathy.""It worked, Director Fury." Another Darcy/Loki story, I'm obsessed :). Post-Avengers. Reviews are appreciated. Had some formatting issues, if I missed any let me know.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,976 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Banished by Steve Zissou reviews
Felix's earliest memory is of the sound of Donald whispering descriptions of people in his ear. He can feel Donald's tiny, tiny wooden cane against his leg and he can feel Donald's tiny fingers weaving with his own and he knows Donald is very nervous. AU: What if both of them got banished and reverted to children? DarcyxLoki, JaneXThor
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Win Without A Fight by Closet Adventuralist reviews
Darcy was holding a cup of coffee in one hand, the heat seeping through the Styrofoam as she observed Tony's body flying face first out of the high rise window of his living room. What follows is a strange and twisted turn of events that begins with the coolest end of the world possible. Darcy/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,498 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Loki - Complete
Dark Matter by innocent-vessel reviews
No one had ever intentionally hurt her before in her whole life. No one had ever raised a hand against her in violence. The fear of it and the inability to control the situation was just as bad as the pain itself. And it pissed her the fuck off. Cover art by ilosttrackofthings on tumblr. WARNING: Torture. I'm real serious about the M.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,910 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Blue by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Post Avengers. Whenever Loki shows up it means that Darcy's life is in flux. That doesn't mean she's unhappy to see him.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Life Is The Dance by StarstruckLily reviews
Clint hadn't planned on falling in love in New Mexico- but that was before he became personally responsible for Darcy Lewis. Contains spoilers for Avengers.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,262 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
A Space Between by Enigma-Eggroll reviews
A man out of a time and a woman out of place find a way forward in a world filled with uncertainty.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,268 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Pawn Takes King by Closet Adventuralist reviews
Darcy is given a new assignment with SHIELD, and she seeks the help of an unlikely source to help her solve the case. Darcy/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,002 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2161 - Favs: 4,351 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Redemption by GoldSilver02 reviews
She stares. He stares. It starts as a game. Neither are prepared for what would come of it. Sometimes, redemption comes in the form of words, softly spoken but always there.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Mendacity by labyrinthinemelange reviews
Another Asgardian has fallen to Earth, leaving Jane hopeful of Thor's return. But her hopes are dashed when the visitor is revealed to be someone else entirely: Loki. In-character, canon excepting post-credits scene.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,468 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6608 - Favs: 6,000 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8514 - Favs: 7,269 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6149 - Favs: 4,069 - Follows: 2,448 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10243 - Favs: 6,466 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3021 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Duty and Desire by Aspenleaf reviews
Edward Masen was brought up in a world where responsibility to your family and class was everything. Tired of the endless pursuits of women he becomes more and more jaded. That is until, he meets his match…..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,375 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4573 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5752 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nature of Love by drotuno reviews
Hiking through the Appalachian Trail, Bella meets 2 brothers, 1 with a dark past. This is an adventure about friendships, love, loss and finding yourself. And just maybe finding more than you expected. AH/canon couples/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 192,543 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Abduction of Éomer, King of Rohan by Lialathuveril reviews
Princess Lothíriel of Dol Amroth finds her peace of mind disturbed by the arrival of a courier from Rohan. What she does not realize, however, is the fact that this is only the beginning... A tale of carpets, cabbages and cold water.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,178 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4844 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reason For Life by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Hermione uses the Time Turner to go back before the Potter's death, not to change things, but to change the outlook of Sirius's life. She went back for the sake of Harry, the Order and for his salvation. She didn't do it to fall in love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,752 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Desiderata by kimpy reviews
Desiderata is Latin for "desired things or something that is needed, wanted." Both Edward and Bella want happiness, but will their pig-headed stubbornness and biases get in the way of finding true love? Based upon Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,951 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 3,486 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Consequentially Yours by Nyruserra reviews
The war is over, and the recovering Wizarding Community adopts a new Marriage Law to cope with the sudden rise of bloodsicknesses. Poor Oliver, he's about to find out that the consequences of doing the right thing can get very out of hand! Not HBP Com.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,246 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Hermione G., Oliver W.] Draco M., Charlie W. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8970 - Favs: 15,355 - Follows: 3,245 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Wings of the Storm by Lialathuveril reviews
The year before the Ring War, Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth is sent to Rohan by her father to seek shelter from the storm brewing in Mordor. There she meets Éomer, Third Marshal of the Riddermark. Unfortunately they do not hit it off...at first
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,326 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Home Fires by Iellix reviews
Nottingham, 1939. As Europe sinks into WWII, longtime friends Will Scarlett and Allan a-Dale meet Djaq, a young stablehand. Their lives are soon shaken by an ever-changing world at war--and simply by growing up. AU, Will/Djaq, Will/Djaq/Allan friendship.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,916 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Djaq, Will S. - Complete
Strange and Beautiful by LemonStar reviews
AU. When Hermione is the person at the bottom of the lake for Cedric to rescue during the second task, everyone is surprised. None more than Cedric and Hermione themselves. How can they mean something to each other when they don't even know each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,695 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Coffee Tea or Me? by Punkindoodle reviews
"Your customer service abilities are horrible, Granger. Perhaps I should sue you for burning my mouth with your bitter, scalding... is this suppose to be coffee?" ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Falcons and Mûmakil by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer and Lothiriel: They first met on a moonlit night in Minas Tirith but their romance was not off to a smooth start, on the contrary. Will they make it despite Éowyn's well intended meddling and Lothiriel's annoying elder brother?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 114,400 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
The Slytherin Scarf by Elanor reviews
Hermione has somehow been persuaded to go on a blind date. How the hell did that happen? Blame Ginny Weasley, thats what Hermione's doing. But what happens when Hermione rather likes her date? HrMale!Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete