JAYJEELIKESYOURFACE
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Joined 05-30-09, id: 1952065, Profile Updated: 10-30-10
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WELL HOWDY THERE Y'ALL!

I'm Jayjee, and I'm proud to be a TEXAN! Yes, I ride a horse to school because I'm that amazing :3 I've been known as Live.LOVE.Twilight.JASPER for a while but changed out my profile completely and am starting over for the most part FF wise. All stories are coming down, I'm probably not even going to write Twilight fanfics anymore other than the occasional fanfics. I have new obessions now, congratulations. Most of those obsessions I take out into the RP world, which I do in fact do. Constantly.

So obviously I live in Texas and have my whole life. I love life and live in the fast lane, with no regrets. I don't hold onto the past and never will.


Favorite Books: Harry Potter series, Vampire Diaries series, stuff by Ann Rinaldi, Eclipse (Stephenie Meyer), The Hunger Games trilogy, and a bunch of other stuff

Favorite TV Shows: 24, Criminal Minds, Rizzoli & Isles, The Glades, Nikita, Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, and most Disney Channel shows

Favorite Bands/Artist: Lenka, Paramore, Hey Monday, VersaEmerge, Britney Spears, Selena Gomez, Muse, AC DC, Journey, Guns & Roses, Evanescence, Pixie Lott, and others - I'm lazy.


Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Krystaltopaz23, Bella Cullen-Luckier Than You, JAYJEELIKESYOURFACE

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST havea problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I'm a HUMAN so I MUST be labele

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A Single Rose by monaxxheart reviews
After Hogwarts closed, Harry, Hermione, and Ron move to Forks, Washington to attend a Muggle school. However, Muggles aren't the only thing these wizards have to worry about. And what will the Cullens think?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,050 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2009
Forgiven by Jane-Vivian-Volturi reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon, and she didn't believe him. He left anyways, and the same night she met another vampire who changed her. What will she do now? Will she try and find them? or will she just stay put? read/Review, please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,178 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Coming Back Home by SussiRay reviews
Emily has been away from the BAU for five years. When she returns she brings a big surprise with her... especially for Hotch. 44 chapters of Hotly angst and romance. COMPLETE
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 79,688 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Doyle is Dead by TheSecretCity reviews
Five years after 'Lauren', Ian Doyle is dead and a very different Emily gets to come home. Will have much JJ, also.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - E. Prentiss
La Foudre by Kyilliki reviews
Forced to remain in Volterra and clinging to humanity with shaking fingers, Bella Swan finds herself entrapped in Aro's games. Aro/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,726 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Aro, Bella
12 Days by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
The 12 Days of Criminal Minds. A oneshot every day until Christmas. Happy Holidays, everyone!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,478 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Anywhere by wolfbones17 reviews
Sequel to "The Things We Feel". Renee Walker moves to California with Jack. T rating is for language and adult themes, nothing graphic.
24 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,881 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Jack B., Renee W. - Complete
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
The Jerry Springer Show: Guests: The Cullens by Juicycouturegal reviews
What would happen if the Cullens went on The Jerry Springer Show? A whole lot of very very very weird stuff...including Mike Newton as a surprise guest--be afraid--be very afraid...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,950 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Ask the Cullens x Therapy with the Cullens by MR.CHEESY reviews
ASK A QUESTION ON UR REVIEW, WHATEVER U WANT TO ASK! AND THEN THE CULLEN FAMILY ALONG WITH JACOB BLACK DISCUSS THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IN A CHAT-ROOM! GO AHEAD! ASK! / THEN, THE CULLENS GO TO THERAPY WITH A VAMPIRE SHAPE-SHIFTER DOCTOR! CHAOS! XDD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,522 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009
It's a Magical Life by Fated Faerie reviews
Bella was planning to tell Edward the truth, but he left her. What was her secret? She’s a Witch. Heartbroken, she decides to go back to England to continue on her education at Hogwarts. But soon the Cullens come back into her life. Summary Inside. BxE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,335 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella
Hazel by edwardlover10 reviews
Bella and Edward wake up in an alternate reality, right after the end of Breaking Dawn. Everything is strange in this alternate universe. Can Edward and Bella fix it before it’s too late? E/B’s POV. Full summary inside. R&R, flames are welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,893 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Death's Sweet Touch by bellaklutz2010 reviews
There standing before me was the woman I had been searching for since I became a vampire. Edward no, Alice spoke through her mind. Listen to me, you can’t touch her. If you touch her you will kill her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,584 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Abused by iloveyouhh.x33 reviews
Bella is getting abused by Charlie. She doesn't want anyone to know; especially Edward. What happens when Bella gets fed up with all the abuse? READ, READ, READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,390 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
Demigod by Jazzii reviews
The beautiful Bella Swan moves to forks with her Dad, thats where she meets Edward Cullen and his Family who have a secret. But What they don't know Bella also has a important secret just as more important as there. Shes not all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,183 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alone by CMCastle reviews
When Edward left Bella, Time stood still. Bella was devastated, how could she live without Edward? But when Edward left, he didn't only leave Bella… he left the child that was growing inside of her. What will Happen when the Cullen's Appear once again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Familiar Stranger by Twilightrox1296 reviews
After Edward left Bella 4 years ago, she was crushed. She is now a vampire, changed so by Laurent. Still, hope returns when an unknown prince charming is met in a chatroom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,137 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blooming Blossom by SunKissedHyperAttack reviews
Leslie Brown is a complete human, who is living with a family of complete vampires. When Bella Swan falls in love with her brother, Edward, what will Leslie think of Bella and the trouble she brings? Starts before Twilight. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,545 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bella's a vampire! by elliot.and.jd.4eva1 reviews
What if Bella was already a vampire and attending Forks High when the cullens move to Forks?Bella is all alone and hates being a vampire.eventually bellaxedward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,466 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oddness in it's Pure Form by mousemaker2 reviews
It's Seth turn to go through the troubles of having an imprint. His may be different than everyone else's through. The trouble is that she's a vampire. Dun Dun Duh! Seth/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Seth - Complete
I know what you are by Vitanigirl25 reviews
What if Bella knew about vampires before she came to Forks? How would the story have played out? And how did Bella find out about vampires... in Arizona?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009
Mortem Obire by Kyilliki reviews
Her reflection sneers at her, a woman caught in a child’s head, a monster and a girl entwined, an incomplete twin, a paradox. Jane: a character study.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Jane - Complete
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Another Chance reviews
It's been a year since Renee Walker was pronounced dead. A year since Jack has been on the run and seen anyone in his past. That's all about to change. J/R
24 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Renee W., Jack B.
A Mirror's Inspiration reviews
Renee can't take it anymore, staring at herself and listening to the voicemails. Post-day 7, pre-day 8.
24 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Renee W. - Complete