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Z here. Yeah, first initial only. Safe, yet B.A. IMHO.
A bit about myself... in case you were wondering:
I'm a girl. Last time I checked.
I'm 14. Soon(ish) to be 15.
Hobbies: Meh. Okay... uh well I'm a singer and a dancer. I dance if I have time and sing in the shower but... as in professional wise, nah. I also like to draw, paint, do artistic stuff, etc. Good news was that I didn't inherit my mom's artistic talent, otherwise I would be in a bit of a pickle in the art department. Oh, and I love to act, just not professionally or anything. I also love to write (hence why I even have an account on this website). But that's pretty self explanatory, I s'pose.
Personality: In case you haven't picked up on this by now, I am mucho de sarcastic. It's in my blood. I just am. I also tend to not be serious. Like when my friends are upset I always try to find a way to use humor to cheer them up (and usually succeed, thank you very much). But I can be serious when needed. I'm very imaginative and love to think up stories and scenarios in my head. And I hate quiting on things once I start them. So, there you go
Appearance: General?... Okay. Long brown hair, brown eyes, fair complexion. 5'7" (I think...).
Music taste: I love music so much. I'm a gi-normous music fan. My music taste is bouncing off everywhere at this point. I love everything from oldies, to indie, to hardcore rock to alternative. To jazz to musicals. To the Barney theme song to pop. But I especially love alternative and rock. I love listening to all sorts of music, so I'm open to all recommendations.
Books: I'm a big book fan too. A few favorites in no particular order: The Maximum Ride series, Vampire Academy (Recent obsession haha), The Hunger Games Trilogy, The Harry Potter series (of course), The Cirque Du Freak series, Percy Jackson series, The House of the Scorpion by Nancy Farmer, Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk, and soo much more.
Fun Facts!: I have a bajillion nicknames. At this point, I pretty much just assume that any nickname that starts with my initial is intended for me. I'm a big fan of '...'s if you didn't notice by now. I'm a coke-aholic. Not the drug-- no, no. The soda. Tis my love. Pepsi's good too, but I'm a bigger Coca-Cola fan. I'm a leftie. I'm bilingual. English as the primary language (no way, Sherlock!) and Arabic as my second. Fluent but not as fluent as English. Oh, and I take Spanish but I wouldn't exactly consider it another language I can really, really speak. My favorite color is red.
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
Five fourths of people have trouble with fractions, if you're the part of the five fourths, say aye! or just copy into your profile, you chose.
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If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
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If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
If you have ever had the sudden desire to own Taser, copy and paste this into your profile!!
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If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
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If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
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If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you used to be one of those girls who thought it was irrational to be in love with a fictional character, then read about Fang and changed your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so everything that comes out of my mouth MUST be a lie.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm AFRICAN AMERICAN, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be an idiot with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I HATE HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST have no inner child
I wear HOLLISTER and AEROPOSTALE, so I MUST be a stupid and rich preppy slut.
I don't LOVE Twilight, so I MUST not believe in true love.
Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
This is so funny! Language though.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song. It's like for a movie version of your life.
WARNING: I have the oddest, most randomest songs on my iPod. Some I don't even know, some I don't like anymore, and some make me do a WTH face. So there you go. See at your own risk.
Opening credits: Red Light- The Strokes. (Sure.)
Waking up: I'm Not Over- Carolina Liar. (Eh.)
First day of school: Headlock- Imogen Heap. (?)
Falling in love: All Around Me- Flyleaf. (?!)
Fighting: Northern Downpour- Panic at the Disco. (None of these songs fit. This. Is. Obscene.)
Breaking up: Cocoon-Bjork. (*&^%$!!)
Driving: Cath...-Death Cab for Cutie. (Sigh..)
Flashback: Lollipop- Mika. (I give up on life..)
Mental Breakdown: When You Were Young-The Killers. (Oi ve)
Getting back together: Going On-Gnarls Barkley. (See above)
Wedding: Pressure Suit-Aqualung. (Eh...)
Birth of a child: Paparazzi-Lady Gaga. (Looks like my kid is going to be the next Suri.)
Final battle: Goin' Down-The Monkees. (Well, the title works. The song? Not so much.)
Death scene: How It Ends- DeVotchka. (PERFECT!!)
Funeral: Marriage to Millions-CIWWAF. (I don't even know this song... Wha ze qua?)
End credits: So Far Gone-Danger Radio. (See above. Man, if someone made this my life soundtrack, he/she would be instantly fired.)
Stupid things! In italics are the thing's I've done... this is sad. 79/100 things I have done. Is that sad? I think so.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
List your twelve favorite Maximum Ride Characters in no particular order:
8. Dr. M
11. The guy in the second book who's obsessed with the Wolverine!!
12. The Nerdy Mac guy who lived in the subway tunnels dude!
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
A: Max and Total... isn't that a bit too... oh, I don't know... cross-species?
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
A: Um. He's eight... I honestly can't answer this question without feeling like a cougar.
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
A: Woahhhh if the Mac guy got Dr. M knocked up?? Insanium in the cranium!! It would be messed. Up.
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
A: Yeah, especially in Eggy fanfics.
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
A: Awww. Fang and Total. See #1.
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
A: Nudge/Ella or Nudge/Ari... hm. Neither?
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?
A: If Angel walked in on Fang and the Mac dude... She'd probably be scarred for life and be sent to a insane asylum.. After recovery, she'd--wait, who am I kidding? There would be no recovery.
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
A: Iggy/Ari: 'In an intense battle, Iggy uses a bomb and accidentally kills Ari. The aftermath is one sticky situation. FAAAAAAXXXX!!... oh, yeah and eggy. OMG this is my first fanfic!! R&R PoR fAvOr!!' Cliche-ish enough for ya?
9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
A: Max/Dr. M. Oh God. That's just... wrong on so many levels. Can we say, "Oedipus complex"?
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?
A: Angel/Mac Guy. "Control Freaks, Hurt and Helped".
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?
A: Gazzy/Max. Oh, geez. Um, Gazzy's hermones have finally kicked in to the MAX. Pun intended.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
A: Iggy? Well, I'm not sure, but it is quite popular.
13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
A: The Wolverine guy? Don't think so...
14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
A: Fang/Gazzy/Nudge? Methinks no.
15) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
A: Ari? Easy. "I HATE/LOVE MAX! AND I AM COMPLETELY UNKNOWING TO THE FACT THAT THAT IS INCEST!"
16) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?
A: Dr. M? The vet song. It's a parody of the Jet song from West Side Story. It's real. Google it.
17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
A: Max/Total/Mac Guy. "Warning: This can be potentially scarring. Parental guidance is advised. Side affects include: Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarehhea, and oh, yeah--death. Enter at your own risk."
18) What would be a good line for ten to use on two?
A: Ari to Fang: "Max loves me best!! She chose me before--" And then he would get a one, nice bird kid knuckle sandwich.
Got this in an Email. It's so freaking HILARIOUS, that I just had to put it on my profile. Here is:
This will definitely change your mood. Enjoy!!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year- old, how old is he?
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
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A NOTE: Not-so-new story! It's official now! Tis called, "Countdown to the Showdown". Oh, yeaaah.
Le summary: "Itex failed. Oh so desperately failed. After initiating the Bisect Plan, which was supposed to eliminate about half of the world's population, the virus used to kill the weaklings changed its nature and drastic results occurred. Months later, no adults are left to survive, because everyone approximately the age of 16 and older was killed by the mutated virus. Meanwhile, it seems Max has no more world left to save. Or is there? Nothing is ever as it seems..."
So there we go. This story will probably end up being the first of a trilogy. The others are already roughly outlined in my head, but I won't be focusing on them until the first is done, of course. Faxness, of course, but in realistic amounts. This is kinda like my quest for the holy grail--err realistic MR fanfiction. My goal is to make fit in seamlessly with the other books. Or, at least, I'll try. But you know how each trilogy in the series has a different name and over-all plotline? This is going to be another series within the series. Called, "THE SAVIORS". In all caps, yes, haha.
Hope to see in the near future,
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