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Joined 05-30-09, id: 1952136, Profile Updated: 03-10-14
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

My Best Friend got me to write... thanx Simmy, check her out . she's xXArchangelXx and xXGodess AthenaXx (i think) my other friends and family also inspire and make me tick and I would like to thank them.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

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Ms Robin Hood by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
Sakura is the CEO of a billion dollar company, so is Sasuke. Both live double lives. Can the hero of the city resist the new femme fatale or will he bend the rules and have his heart stolen instead in both lives he leads? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,054 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
How to annoy Rosalie by itsS.Abitches reviews
When Alice gets bored she comes up with away to entertain herself. By getting to rosalie, Find out how she does it. If you like it i will make more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Alice, Rosalie
The Twilight Saga: Esme's POV by dogsrplayful reviews
This is the Twilight Saga and slightly before and slightly after in Esme's POV. As with my other Twilight stories, Life after Breaking Dawn and A Perfect Couple, please leave a review so I can improve the story. Enjoy! - Temporarily on hiatus -
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,441 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Esme, Carlisle
Soldier 375 by XxArchangelxX reviews
While rescuing Master Norb, Talho is captured by the military. Can Holland save her or will she become the monster Dewey wants her to become?
Eureka Seven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Holland, Talho - Complete
Chidori Cullen by XxAthena lalliettexX reviews
"Whath kinda faggoth sparthls in the sun?" After a storm transports four people to the Narutoverse and the realverse, what will they do to get back home? Or will the extra-ordinary become extrodinary? Rated for future chapters
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2010
My Life After the Break Up by Scars for Blood reviews
Jake breaks up with Nessie but why? Nessie is a famous singer and has a band with her brothers. What will her life end in? Songs for every chapter normal pairings. Rated T for langauge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Legend of the Seeker: Nevermore by lupinskitten reviews
Kahlan endures marriage to Darken Rahl while hoping her son does not turn out to be a monster. Written to supplement the season one finale.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Kahlan A., Darken R. - Complete
Volvo chunks by itsS.Abitches reviews
Bella finally gets to ride in edward volvo but when she comes home and tells Edward that shes crashed it. What would edward do. i feel ashamed for doing this again but its fun so i am not promising to not do another one. sorry Voilence... Hehe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rosalie Cullens Wedding What Really Happened ! by TheTwilightPixie reviews
this is a very funny story about rosalie cullens wedding day it is out ragoues. flower man, the muppetts, sesame street, jane & emmetts wedding :S JASPER NO CURLY BOBS ! DISNEY LAND KIDNAPING .. and most of all SQEEZING EMMETTS .... arms :O KERMIT...GAY!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,834 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009
Valentine's Day by XxArchangelxX reviews
Songfic. Oneshot. Sasuke attacks Konoha and Sasuke can't stand to hurt her
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ventriloquism by VGWrighte reviews
Immediately follows Puppeteer ep 9 , a small cutscene and contains minor spoilers for that episode ad ep 7.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
The Legend of the Seeker by The Writer Who Lived reviews
Takes place after "Elixir". Follow Richard, Kahlan, Zedd and a large cast as they band together to defeat Darken Rahl before time runs out. Become witness to the Legend of the Seeker.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 12/15/2008
For Reasons You Do Not Know by VGWrighte reviews
Between Eps 5 and 6, Zedd considers what he sees growing between Richard and Kahlan.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
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Interview with a Vampire: The Wise Jasper Cullen reviews
jasper is an idiot, bella makes us see this by forgetting to do her homework, tis tis
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Entrepreneurship reviews
Bella tells Alice to start up her own business selling clothes because she's good at that. bella didn't think that Alice would go using her other talents to make a living. and poor Jasper gets dragged along with a donkey costume and a hot dog stand.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Valentines Day reviews
a remix of the break up scene with a little bit of linkin park in.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Santa reviews
Bella sends her wish list to Santa. but Edward finds it. does Bella get her gift or not?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Interview with a Vampire: the Great Carlisle reviews
Bella forgot to do her home work and asked carlisle to help her because he is clever... or so she thought
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Bella Gets The Flu reviews
Bella gets sick. Edward freaks out. Bella doesn't like the attention. Everyone tries to calm him down. But do they succeed...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Gets Even reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie decide to get revenge on the guys and go to Ladies Night at the strip club. Sequel to Edward, Em and Jazz at the strip club
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella - Complete
Edward, Emmett and Jasper at the strip club reviews
Edward Jasper and Emmett go to the Forks strip club... Jasper takes a video and sends it to Bella. Alice and Rosalie find out...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward - Complete