Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
Name: Rian Pongratz or Alice
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!
A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
"Something" since 19-Something's (18-Something in Jasper's Case)
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You Since 1916
Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843
Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987
Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!
Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.
How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?
If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile. If you think that all the world's problems could be solved by talking things out, copy this into your profile. If you think the taboos of the world should be broken, paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. Ifyou would lay your life down for a friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Ensign Nellie Forbush, Lady Barbossa 329, Rock'n'Slash, TheRandomHachi, Jaspersgurl1843,If you don't believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile
Things Found Only in America
1. Only in America - can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
TOP 8 REASONS WHY INSANIY IS AWSOME:
10 Ways To Act Like A Retard
10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
This is evil me. Evil me locked nice me in a closet years ago. Don't like it? LIVE WITH IT. lol.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Well, yeah. Who doesn't? Besides Edward, that is...
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
But... Esme's a vampire... SETH HAS MAGICAL POWERS!
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
A few, but I haven't read any...
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
Hmm.. maybe. Bella and Em are close, but how close?? (EPIC PEWDIEPIE CLOSEUP!)
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Edward/Charlie or Edward/Nessie? MY BRAIN NEEDS BLEACHING!
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
If Esme walked in on Bella and Seth? I'm guessing think it to Edward, feel embarrassed to Jasper, and Alice would see it happening.
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
The Shattered Shards- Nessie is left alone after Jake is killed by a vampire on patrol. She begins to doubt her nature and if it's right for her to exist without the love of her life. Alice is there to help pick up the shattered pieces of her heart after she tries killing herself.. (Hmm.. I'm intrigued now...)
9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
NOPE.NOPE.NOPE.NOPE.NOPE.NOPE. BRAIN BLEACH!
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic
The Flames That Tear
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?
That would have to be major incest and probably drunk/high sex between the siblings (with a lot of pent up aggression)
12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Bella/Rose/Edward? Maybe... Talk about an epic threeway, though..
15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
RAWR FOR MEH!
16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?
How To Save A Life by The Fray. Think about it. Carlisle was good friends with Edward's mother. He lost a friend among the bitterness (the Spanish Influenza)
17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Jasper/Emmett/Seth? SUPERNATURAL HAVOC!
18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
NOT GOING THERE!!
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!
THE PAST, REINVENTED!!!!
FATE'S HANDSBella's necklace
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