PercyWood
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Joined 04-05-02, id: 195220
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, and Everwood.
Famous authors of short humorous Harry Potter fics. Our stories are written for humor purposes! Thus why they are classified as HUMOR. If you don't like the characters being made fun of, please don't read our stories and then flame us or report us. Be forewarned that our stories are un-pc. If you do this we will laugh at you as we roast our marshmallows. Lighten Up! No one is going to marry any of the characters from Harry Potter, b/c um..lets see...they are NOT REAL!! We recently started doing some Everwood humor as well. Cheerio!! Jesus loves you, Lil Danny is a sex god, Go Dawgs!!
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You Got Served! reviews
How will Harry respond to the challenge of...getting served!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2004
Today on Ricki reviews
Dark secrets are revealed when Harry appears on the Ricki Lake Show.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004
Champion of the Children reviews
Cup a butt...that's what we say here at Hagrid's hut!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/16/2002
Towelie Returns to Hogwarts reviews
Guess who's back...back again? Towelie's back...tell a friend!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/20/2002
The Sorting Hat Revisited reviews
Can the sorting hat ever learn to keep its mouth shut?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Albus D., Harry P.
After hours reviews
Reason #34555 why you shouldn't wander around after dark...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2002
Percy's Room reviews
Trust me...you don't want to go in there!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2002
That oh so sexy basilisk! reviews
There are some things about the basilisk you just don't want to know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2002
Brandy and Melissa's Adventures in Everwood reviews
When Brandy and Melissa get stranded in Everwood no one's life will ever be the same.
Everwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2002
Towelie at Hogwarts reviews
Towelie from South Park comes to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
Immortality Sham reviews
The Elixir of Life makes you immortal...or does it??!!??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Harry P.
The Secret Couple at Hogwarts reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione stumble on to Hogwarts newest couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Harry P., Percy W.
Picture Perfect reviews
Harry has had enough of Colin!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
Mistaken Identity reviews
Albus is in for the surprise of a lifetime!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2002
B***h Slappin' Ron reviews
Oh...Ron...what are we going to do with you???
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Ron W., Harry P.
The Sorting Hat Experience reviews
The Sorting Hat knows ALL sorts of things...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cartman at Hogwarts reviews
Various scenes with Cartman from South Park in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Hermione G., Percy W.
Big Gay Wood reviews
For some reason Wood always reminded me of Big Gay Al from South Park.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Percy W.
A Hate Crime at Hogwarts reviews
One of Hogwarts most prominent students is the victim of a hate crime. Guess who?!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4/8/2002
Hagrid is the Anti-Christ!!! reviews
You think you know Hagrid...but you have no idea....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Harry P.