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Joined 05-30-09, id: 1952446, Profile Updated: 06-05-11
Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hmmmm. What to say, what to say...Probably something awesome. But I'm really bad at being witty on the spot. Callie can attest to that statement. Anyway, I haven't updated my profile in...a long time. I'm too lazy to go and check. Especially since I would have to figure out how to do that first. Sigh. That's just toooooooo much effort. So, now that that is settled, why don't I tell you, oh kind readers, a little bit about myself, hmmm? And I don't care if you don't care, because I care. And if you didn't care, you wouldn't be on my profile in the first place. Unless you were just looking at my stories...In which case you should go ahead and do that, because I have the tendency to ramble and I would much rather you review my stories then listen to me talk about random things like chocolate and apple cider (mmmmmm!) Not to mention my favorite band. *couch cough* RELIENT K! If you have not heard of them, I am not surprised, but I am sorry that you have been soooooooo deprived of the awesomeness that is...them...

And now, I will actually tell you about myself and not just say that I will. And I will steal from Callie's profile to do it. Muwahahahahahahahaha! (btw, if you think you have a better evil laugh, you are probably right)

Name: Kelsey :)

Age: Not young...but not old either.

Favorite Band/Musical Artist(s): Relient K? Duh. /Never Shout Never/ The Hush Sound/Stephen Jerzak/Paramore/Glee

Favorite Musical: A Very Potter Musical/Sequel

Favorite Color: Purple, green, red, blue, orange, magenta...I feel mean whenever I exclude other colors...

Soulmate(s): Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Jace Lightwood, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Jace Lightwood...Logan Lerman...Just to mix it up a bit. James McAvoy. Matthew Macfayden.

Favorite Country: England/France. For their accents. And their food. Also Scotland. For James McAvoy.

Favorite Subject: English, French (I'm sensing a pattern) LUNCH (cause there is food)

Least favorite Subject: Ge-om-et-ry. The devil's class. I tried saying that math of any kind was against my religion. My parents wouldn't go for it.

Favorite Store: Forever 21, Old Navy, Barnes and Nobel, Kohls, American Eagle...

Favorite Websites:,,,,,

Favorite TV Show: Glee, Bones, House, NCIS, Power Rangers, White Collar, Big Bang Theory, So You Think You Can Dance, Psych, Chuck, Castle, Criminal Minds, so on and so forth.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter 1-7, Immortal Instruments, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Heroes of Olympus, basically anything Tamora Pierce gave life to, Gone.

Favorite Game: Sorry!, Mafia, MadGab, Apples to Apples.

Favorite Beverage: Coke ftw!

Favorite Candy: Red Vines, Kit Kats

Favorite Food: ...Food in general makes me really happy

Favorite Video Game: That question is going to haunt me for a long time...Maybe Portal.

Yahoo or Google: Goggle is the guys. I'm not going to lie.

Ninjas or Pirates: Ninjas. Fo realz.


Uh...I'm pretty darn fantastic. Not going to lie. I just moved to Rolla, Missouri. I...uh...have trouble writing under pressure...I'm trying to get over 1,000 songs on my iPod by the end of the summer. So far I'm almost there. I might have a minor case of ADD. Possibly...

I have awesome friends. Callie, Rachel, Olivia, Other Olivia, Annie, Payton, Heather, Anna, Alyssa, Lyndsey...But they aren't as awesome as me. :)

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Darkest Before Dawn by Akatsuki Child reviews
Annabeth and Grover go to see Percy for his birthday, but when they see Rachel, things get very complicated. Percy has to now make the choice between the girl he loves and the girl he thought he knew. Multiple POVs. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Where Oh Where thou art thy Romeo by Zeusgal13 reviews
What if Luke took and hid Annabeth? What if Percy found the map to save her. Percy and Grover go out on an Adventure to save her. Will Percy find her or his doom. PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,449 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Only One by Stardust897 reviews
The weather's getting warmer and our favorite couple Ashlyn and Nico are getting closer. But is Ashlyn to afraid to admit to herself that she just might like Nico? Ashlyn's middle name is trouble but, the question is, can she change it? ON HIATUS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,497 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Nico A.
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The Crazy Keeper's Guide reviews
New York is not a good place to run from the police in. Avoid at all costs. Because you run into guys playing the fake Blues on cheap saxophones, and you see a cowboy in his tighty-whitey's, and you trip over hobos. Also, my clothes were kind of on fire.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,669 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Nico A.
Favors for the Dead reviews
"Who are you?" "Cass." My heart sped up. "Hart?" Her eyes got a bit brighter. "Do you know who I am?" I said something intelligent like "Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,748 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Nico A.
Favors of Shadow reviews
I was feeling pretty confident. Which, for a demigod, is always a clue that something somewhat bad was soon to occur. Because, well, let’s face it. We just have really, really bad luck. What else is new? NicoxOC OCxOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,606 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Nico A.
One Million Ways to Survive the Fifteenth Year reviews
"She's weird," she told her brother in a whisper that anyone could have heard. She shouldn't have acted so surprised when I answered. "Even us half-bloods who chase monsters in our free time and have super powers have standards." NicoxOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,023 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Nico A.
Into the Mist reviews
Victoria Williams is having trouble dealing with the disappearance of her brother. When he pops up out of nowhere, she has a tough decision to make. Forgive and forget, or just forget? But first, she has to help save a friend of his. This could end badly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,636 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
A Week in the Life of a Stressed Demigod reviews
Kory was never normal. Especially not after she figures out exactly who her mysterious father is. Not that she ever really cared. As of late, she's a little too usy fighting to keep her internal organ inside her to worry about much else.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009