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Author has written 2 stories for My Little Pony.


I’m Penn.

Castell Penn.


Seventeen going on Eighteen. Darn you, August birthday.

A bit of a chess-metaphor geek, which is why half my stories are directly named after moves or chess problems… Thank my uncle, perhaps.

A big geek, in general.

Oblivous and genre-savvy at the same time. It works... but, then it doesn't.

Also a huge Phineas and Ferb fan, as well as a fan of Danny Phantom, Cats Don’t Dance, Doctor Who, The Muppets, and the various and many Disney and Pixar Films. (Which, expect the obvious and above list to be written about.)

Currently playing around with a human!Perry/Doofenshmirtz centric series, with many-obvious-shout-outs, aditional stories in that universe about Pinky, Peter, Cora (Agent C), Everett (Agent E), younger!Doofenshmirtz, yearone!Perry, Roxanne/Lawrence (... ya know. His first wife?), and Zac (either a play on that strange 'hallucinogenic Zebra in Candace's head', OR, mind you, the actual Agent Z. Maybe both. Sounds fun. Which I'm seriously thinking about writting...); as well as possibly parodying the Agency's insanity and Perry and Doofenshmirtz's relationship in the TV series as much as possible...

Also writing about ponies now. It's a small "fix" fic for the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Let's add two years to their age, and make them a touch more realistic... a less shallow, shall we? Woo-

Laughing at I-Wanna-Be-The-Guy/Girl/Fangame let's-players.

Reading your DW, P&F, ST '09, MLPMIF, and PL fics, btw. Congrats, if you can figure out which series I'm mentioning by monograms aloneeee. You get a bottle of snapple. .3

Playing Professor Layon and the Diabolical Box. For the sixth time, trying to find everything.

Working with something of a Doctor Who one-shot. Mostly Jenny-centric, plus 'In memory of Ten-ant'. Might just become a series of it's own, maybe.

Huzzah-ing over the fact that is SUMMER-TIME with my dear-friend Balrog.

Gleefully trying to find a Super Paper Mario fic that will display Count Bleck as a Unreliable Narator, who refuses to add on 'SAID COUNT BLECK,' when/because he totally already said so.
Reiteration is unneeded. =D

Going to write it if I can't find it. Just for fun.

Writing it. Hell, yes~

Blowing up horrifically bad fics across the internet anonymously. With penguins whom have aquired bazookas for the cause of literacy!

Considering if I can fake being British when writing. ... It's not workinggggg.

Doing a little too well in the fake-German department. (Hum. Curse you Perry the-)

Fond of Pandas, and their 'I've jokingly stolen your Nemesis' ways, actually.

Waiting for Heartgold and Soulsilver. Waiting impatiently.

Going to dash the above. -grins- Being beat up by Red's level 80 Pikachu.

Hugging Dashell the Pixl.

Now filling this list with strange pointless things.

Writing Fanfiction no one will ever read. Selfconciousness will not allow it to be published on the Interwebs!

Doodling, writing, or procrastinating, more than likely.

Debating if Matt Smith can do as smashingly as David Tennant.

Happily noting he's not doing bad.

Squealing over the 'Dalek Power-Rangers'.

Playing chess with an invisible man.

Rolling my eyes.


Going to assume this is the last pointless sentence.

Wrong though.

Going over Christie-Time! ... I mean, reading about the twenties to the thirties in History.

Singing showtunes. ... no seriously. Mhnnn. I'm defyinnnn, graaaavvv-eee-teeee...

Going to let you check out my... probably empty page, Hmn...


Phineas and Ferb


Flickers :
Drabbles and a couple shots in the dark usually pertaining to my other series. Or ideas for other series I just haven't elaborated on...

??? Universe - Polaroid photos, music centuries ahead of its time, and fedoras. In a timeline hardly coherent towards our own, the motley cast of P&F characters struggle with their own ideas of the meaning of life, love, ethics, society, and the American dream.

Snapshot :
Arc One of a (currently) unnamed AU story that's totally romantic and weird and dark, and focuses on photography, and hell if I know how to describe it. Perry/Doofenshmirtz, hints of Karl/Peter, past Heinz/Charlene, Vanessa/MysteriousPenpal. (srs?)
[ IN-PROGRESS, Outline, Two-of-Eleven Chapters. ]

Broken Lenses :
Arc Two of the same unnamed AU, still dark, romantic, and weird with a lota odd love for photography. Ferb/Phineas, hints of Perry/Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa/MysteriousPenpal (srs.), Linda/Lawrence, past Lawrence/Ferb's Mom, Buford/Isabella.
[ IN-PROGRESS, Outline, One-of-Eleven Chapters. ]

Mates Universe - Chess and those deeply involved in the endgame of their own choosing. More Fedoras, some mobsters, and love. Mostly focusing on an always-human!Agents sort of timeline that closely resembles the original P&F.

En Passant :
Rewriting, dangit. I still love this idea and will vehemently stick to it. Perry's sophomore year at the Academy goes a little wacky. Perry just won't say he's in love...
[ ON-HOLD, Outline. ]

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Destined Universe - A mostly faithful to the original series. Heavily focused on the Cutie Mark Crusaders and their adventures as they grow up, change, and find what they most want; all while fighting mysterious forces that threaten to tear apart pony kind... Overshooting Arc, slow building stories.

Destined Crusaders: Awakening :
An introduction to the cast of Destined Universe, a lighthearted tale that brings together eight ponies, and slowly shows that they're all far more capable of friendship, leadership, magic, and love than they initially imagined. They attract the eyes of an unknown threat, and play a dangerous game...
[ IN-PROGRESS, Outline, Five of Thirty Six Chapters. ]

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Wish by Mirrored In My Mind reviews
-Complete!- On Vulcan, Spock wishes on a star at his mother's insistence. On Earth, Jim's family is murdered. Someone is after him, and all he wants is to get away. Fate, or the power of a wish, brings these two together. AU, very eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,292 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 6/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Endless Gifts by JenovaII reviews
When one of the Cutie Mark Crusaders gets her Mark, jealousy threatens to tear a friendship apart.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2011 - unknown 1, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Blood, Sweat and Tears by Somber Pony reviews
What does it take for Applejack to realize her dreams, and what is the price that must be paid for them?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
The Future Child, Today by lovova reviews
AU. There were two possibilities, when Wilbur met Lewis. One is, this boy could have really been from the future, there to protect Lewis. Or, this boy could have been crazy, alone, and in need of protection. The movie showed one side. This is the other.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,646 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Lewis, Wilbur R. - Complete
That Would Be Illogical by Peachly reviews
K/S Series of lighthearted, sexy fluff. "Of course this is not the first illogical action I have ever participated in because of James Tiberius Kirk. I doubt it will be the last."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,826 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Portrait of a Scientist by Peachly reviews
KS Artist AU. A chance meeting with Jim, a struggling artist, will cause Spock, a practical Vulcan scientist at the VSA, to stumble into something he didn't know he needed.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
Biology by MusicNinja reviews
Ferb's biological mother returns from england, not having seen her son in almost a decade. How will the somewhat peaceful and certainly happy Flynn-Fletcher family react to this fateful reunion and what changes will occur. Rated T for kidnapping.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,297 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
Amarantos by TwinEnigma reviews
They had such grand, lovely, terrifying adventures together. And now he's gone forever. TARDIS carries on. TARDIS-centric, spoilers for Journey's End, End of Time, etc.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,042 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - TARDIS, OC, 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Appropriate Starfleet Decorum by LyricalTorrent reviews
Captain Kirk has been acting like...well, Jim. Starfleet takes exception and tells Spock to do what he can. Just for fun - part of the Memo Collection. The 1st Memo inspired by the Movie. Rating's for language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I Know What I'M Gonna Do Today by xLove-Hate-Relationshipx reviews
Ferb is sick of Phineas always starring in the limelight. One day, he snaps, and realizes that even the most brilliant of people are capable of making mistakes big enough for the world.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6412 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 4,144 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Snips And Snails And Platypus Tails by CrystalSlashlover reviews
A three-shot made for deviant art: Perry the Platypus's ultimate weakness, A Ball, one more to come! DoofenshmirtzxPerry! WOOT! First to get a slash fic in this category! Slash Yaoi reference to FlapJack. Do. Not. Own
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
The Timekeeper by PixieGirl13 reviews
Full Summary Inside: To you, life if made up of months, days, or even years. For me, I see the seconds. I see all the little wonders. The twists and turns that fate provide. The past, present, and future is at my fingertips. I am the ghost of time...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Clockwork
A Wing And A Prayer by Esperata reviews
Sequel to Wooden Heart. Skipper embarks on his most dangerous enterprise yet... a relationship with Marlene.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Through Stormy Weather by Rayeli reviews
King Julien had no idea what he'd gotten himself into the moment he took in Mort. Drabble, fluffy Julien/Mort
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/7/2009
Stray by Secret Spy Guy reviews
AU.Maddie and Jack Fenton, two arctic researchers, have been trying to discover the existence of a race known only as ice dwellers. Their breakthrough comes in the form of a teenage boy they find frozen in the ice, who holds a dark secret from his past.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,660 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Danny F., Maddie F.
VENDetta by BasementOfTheMansion reviews
Victory. It's sweet. Like candy.
League of Super Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
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Destined Crusaders: Awakening reviews
If you take away the shallow childish pretense from The Cutie Mark Crusaders, have Apple Bloom repair the foundation, and add three drops of adventure, what do you get? Destined Crusaders! T for grimdark stuff, cursing, pony "racism", & hinted romance...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Cutie Mark Crusaders
Eye of Harmony reviews
Celestia feels it's time for her sister to return to raising the stars and the moon into the sky. Luna's not too sure... but a very enthusiastic pony makes her realize just how appreciated her work is. cute harmless pony fluff Special appearances by:
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete