Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Anime X-overs, My Little Pony, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Soul Eater.
Hello, this is the lair of me, Kitsune-Teme, and my two partners, Towa and Kratos... I have no Idea what to say now...
Kratos: Can I type Somthing?
Towa:You just did, and no.
Kratos: Why not?
Towa: Because, your too stupid.
Kratos: Aw, please?
Hey, both of you get off and stop!
Damnit get out of my head!
I have finally posted the first chapters I have had, at a surprising 52% for posting.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this to your profile
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said open or vice versa, copy this to your profile
If you have fell down the stairs, copy this to your profile
If you have conversations with yourself, copy this to your profile
Time for a QUIZ!
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER:Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:Here it is.
TEACHER:Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER:John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER:Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER:No, that's wrong
GLENN:Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER:Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:What are you talking about?
DONALD:Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER:Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER:Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER:Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
TEACHER:No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER:Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.T
EACHER:Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER:Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
Copy and paste this on your profile!
1. Perfect? No.
2. Tall? Yes
3. In your pajamas? I'll sleep in anything, so yes.
4. Left handed? Yes.
1. Friend you saw: Kratos, he lives in my head
3. Person to text you: I cant text T.T
4. Was today better than yesterday? Can't tell... Besides it's 12:35 AM
1. Number: Pie.
2. Color(s): Vermillion.
3. Fruit: Peaches.
4. Place: Bed.
1. Are you missing someone right now? My Sanity
2. Are you happy? Meh.
3. Are you sad? Meh.
4. Are you bored? Meh.
6. Are you nervous? What happened to 5?
8. Are you tired? 7 is missing too...
Real name? None of you're concern
2. Nick names? Kit, Kitsune, Teme, You fucking asshole.
3. Eye color? It varies
4. Zodiac sign? I forget... Capricorn
5. Male or female? Dude.
6. Slut? You are so f*king dead...
7. Smart? Yeah, just lazy.
8. Hair color? Dark Brown/Black.
9. Long or short? Short, but growing
10. Sweats or Jeans? Depends on the situition
11. Phone or Camera? Camera-Phone. >:D
12. Drink or Smoke? I don't need an addiction, I have Medication
13. Righty or lefty? You had better be talking about my primary hand...
1. First best friend? George. (Imaginary Friend, He died in a dream and never came back)
2. First crush? I don't care for love
3. First pet? Cat, named Blue. He got Lung Cancer. T_T
4. First big vacation? N/A
1. Eating? Nothing.
2. Drinking? Nothing.
3. I'm about to: Type the answer to this question.
4. Listening to? My fan, and Kratos's incessent whining.
5. Plans for today? Go to sleep. Lounge
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? Shorter. (Hard to find a girl taller than me.)
2. Romantic or spontaneous? A bit of both, but if I had to choose, Spontanious.
3. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive with random outbursts.
4. Hook-up or relationship? ...Why... >.>
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? Yeah...
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Yeah.
3. Ran away from home? Too much trouble.
4. Broken someone's heart? No...
5. Been arrested? >.> I plead the fith.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? Sometimes.
2. Yourself? No. I'm a lazy bastard.
3. Heaven? Yes.
4. Santa Claus? The presents come from somewhere>.>
4. Love? Meh.
5. Do you like someone? No.
6. Do you believe in God? Yes.
7. Answered the truth on all questions? ...maybe...
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GAY STORIES PERIOD ARE PURE EVIL...EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!
If you think Family Guy is the funniest show on television, copy and paste it on your profile.
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REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.
From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.
Tom and the Absolution
A great Character and a funny host you will live on forever in this.
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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
AQUARIUS - The Slut
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO - The Cool One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CANCER - The Smart One.
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES- The Irresistible One
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS- The Aggressive One
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LIBRA - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CAPRICORN - The Cute One
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not
VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
GEMINI - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships,
Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN that was fun."
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry...just laugh about it when you're not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Dude drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit
Kratos: I'm a friend.
Towa: Not one of mine.
BOTH OF YOU, FOR THE LOVE OF INARI SHUT UP!!