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Author has written 4 stories for RENT, Suicide Room/Sala samobójców, and Last Five Years.

Apparently I last updated this eleven months ago... hmm...


No fic, to be honest, I'm half-way through a year period of focusing on original fic.


Halloween 1991- a one-shot Memorial fic.

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Dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here she lies, no one knew her worth. The late great daughter of Mother Earth. On these nights when we celebrate the birth. In that little town of Bethlehem, we raise our glass, you bet your ass to La Vie Boheme! La Vie Boheme...La Vie Boheme...La Vie Boheme...La Vie Boheme...To days of inspiration, playing hookey, making something out of nothing, the need to express, to communicate. To going against the grain, going insane, going mad! To loving tension, no pension, to more than one dimension. To starving for attention, hating convention, hating pretension. Not to mention of course, hating dear old mom and dad! To riding your bike midday past the three piece suits, to fruits, to no absolutes, to Absolut, to choice, to the Village Voice, to any passing fad! To being an us- for once-instead of a them! La Vie Boheme! La Vie Boheme! Is the equipment in a pyramid? It is, Maureen. The mixer dosn't have a case. Don't give me that face. AHHEMM!!! Hey Mister- She's my sister! So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad, three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter, and one pasta with meatless balls. Eww. It tastes the same. If you close your eyes. And thirteen orders of fries? Is that it here? Wine and beer! To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries! To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese! To leather, to dildos, To curry Vindaloo, To Huevos Rancheros and Maya Angelou! Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion, Creation, Vacation, Mucho masturbation! Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new! To Sontag, to Sondheim, to anything taboo! Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage! Lenny Bruce! Langston Hughes! To the stage! To Uta! To Buddha! Pablo Neruda, too! Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow, to blow off Auntie Em! La Vie Boheme!!! And wipe the speakers off before you pack! Yes, Maureen! Well- Hurry back! Sisters? We're close... Brothers! Bisexuals, trisexuals, Homo Sapiens, Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman, German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein, Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa, Carmina Burana! To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy! Vaclav Havel- The Sex Pistols, 8BC! To no shame- Never playing the fame game! To marijuana! To sodomy! It's between God and me! To S &M! Waiter, waiter, waiter! La Vie Boheme! In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromtu salon will commence immediately following dinner! Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred...And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an erection on high holy days. And Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the eleventh street lot, will sing Native American tribal chants backwards through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello- which she has never studied. And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song! That doesn't remind us of 'Musetta's Waltz'... Angel Dumott Schunard will model the latest fall fashions from Paris while accompanying herself on the 10-gallon plastic pickle tub. And Collins will recount his exploits as an Anarchist- Including the tale of his successful reprogramming of the MIT virtual reality equipment to self-destruct as it broadcasts the words! Actual Reality - Act Up - Fight AIDS!
To Dance! No way to make a living, massochisms, pain, perfection, muscle spasms, chiropractors, short careers, eating disorders! Film! Adventure, tedium, no family, boring locations, dark rooms, perfect faces, egos, money, Hollywood, and sleaze! Music! Food of love, emotion, mathematics, isolation, rhythm, power, feeling, harmony, and heavy competition! Anarchy! Revolution, justice, screaming for solutions, forcing changes, risk, and danger, making noise and making pleas! To faggots, lezzies, dykes, cross dressers too! To Me! To Me! To Me! To You, and You and You, You and You! To people living with, living with, living with, not dying from disease! Let he among us without sin, be the first to condemn! La Vie Boheme! La Vie Boheme! La Vie Boheme! Anyone out of the mainstream? Is anyone in the mainstream? Anyone alive with a sex drive? Tear down the wall, aren't we all? The Opposite Of War isn't's Creation! La Vie Bohmmmmm...

Sweeney Todd and Friends go to Therapy by DeppFreak99 reviews
This is just a story of what would happen if Sweeney Todd and other characters came to a current day therapist in my imagination. Enjoy!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
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The Last Time reviews
What happens when Jamie and Cathy meet again after a few months apart? TWOSHOT, Post L5Y.
Last Five Years - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013
Friends who had lost each other reunite in New York City, discovering that maybe their lives didn't turn out how they expected it to. Dedicated to Toni.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Mark C., Roger D.
Internal Goodbyes reviews
My take on the ending from Slywia's point of view. Slightly AU but could've happened in story since we weren't really given any clue to Slywia and Dominik's lives before they met on the room. One shot, but possibly a two shot soon if I want to write a funeral scene. TW: Suicidal thoughts.
Suicide Room/Sala samobójców - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2012
Halloween 1991 reviews
Memorial fic for Angel. We all miss her, don't we?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011