Author has written 4 stories for RENT, Suicide Room/Sala samobójców, and Last Five Years.
Apparently I last updated this eleven months ago... hmm...
No fic, to be honest, I'm half-way through a year period of focusing on original fic.
Halloween 1991- a one-shot Memorial fic.
I, No-Day But Today, do solemnly swear to review all the fanfictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
Dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here she lies, no one knew her worth. The late great daughter of Mother Earth. On these nights when we celebrate the birth. In that little town of Bethlehem, we raise our glass, you bet your ass to La Vie Boheme! La Vie Boheme...La Vie Boheme...La Vie Boheme...La Vie Boheme...To days of inspiration, playing hookey, making something out of nothing, the need to express, to communicate. To going against the grain, going insane, going mad! To loving tension, no pension, to more than one dimension. To starving for attention, hating convention, hating pretension. Not to mention of course, hating dear old mom and dad! To riding your bike midday past the three piece suits, to fruits, to no absolutes, to Absolut, to choice, to the Village Voice, to any passing fad! To being an us- for once-instead of a them! La Vie Boheme! La Vie Boheme! Is the equipment in a pyramid? It is, Maureen. The mixer dosn't have a case. Don't give me that face. AHHEMM!!! Hey Mister- She's my sister! So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad, three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter, and one pasta with meatless balls. Eww. It tastes the same. If you close your eyes. And thirteen orders of fries? Is that it here? Wine and beer! To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries! To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese! To leather, to dildos, To curry Vindaloo, To Huevos Rancheros and Maya Angelou! Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion, Creation, Vacation, Mucho masturbation! Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new! To Sontag, to Sondheim, to anything taboo! Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage! Lenny Bruce! Langston Hughes! To the stage! To Uta! To Buddha! Pablo Neruda, too! Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow, to blow off Auntie Em! La Vie Boheme!!! And wipe the speakers off before you pack! Yes, Maureen! Well- Hurry back! Sisters? We're close... Brothers! Bisexuals, trisexuals, Homo Sapiens, Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman, German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein, Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa, Carmina Burana! To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy! Vaclav Havel- The Sex Pistols, 8BC! To no shame- Never playing the fame game! To marijuana! To sodomy! It's between God and me! To S &M! Waiter, waiter, waiter! La Vie Boheme! In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromtu salon will commence immediately following dinner! Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred...And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an erection on high holy days. And Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the eleventh street lot, will sing Native American tribal chants backwards through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello- which she has never studied. And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song! That doesn't remind us of 'Musetta's Waltz'... Angel Dumott Schunard will model the latest fall fashions from Paris while accompanying herself on the 10-gallon plastic pickle tub. And Collins will recount his exploits as an Anarchist- Including the tale of his successful reprogramming of the MIT virtual reality equipment to self-destruct as it broadcasts the words! Actual Reality - Act Up - Fight AIDS!
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