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My name is Carlie, and yes that is my real name but you know, thanks for wondering.
I am a teenager and I'm getting older by the moment. Damn.
I am absolutely in love with music, books, and movies. So if you have anything that you want me to check out, please feel free to contact me, because I'm always up for variety.
Now, onto my writing. I think that who i am as a person greatly influences my writing style and so, maybe you should know me as a person in order to understand my writing.
I have a slight tendency for dramatic effects. And so I may write fics that I'm hoping will cause that desired effect. Because in my life, everything seems to be hand in hand with drama, and is a seemingly unavoidable aspect of my world.
I am vair vair stubborn. But I have good reason to be, because I will always have proof/evidence or reason to back up my opinions. Whether its wrong or not, I don't really care, I will stand behind my opinions and views. Unless you have really good logic and sway me. Which I doubt, due to the stubbornness.
Now, I am significantly more intelligent than I appear to be by my personality, and I go to an advanced learning school for students who are going to invest in careers dealing with math or science. I'm taking their medical specialty program, since that is the career I desire to have in the future. Although I'd love it if I could become an author instead. So my writing may have complicated vocabulary or something along that sort of thing. If you're wondering what something is, please ask me and I will gladly explain it or define it for you.
I'm usually easy to get along with. But, like most people, I have my flaws. I can be a real bitch at times, and I am vair vair sarcastic... like, all the time. So yeah! Other than that I have a very humorous, slightly perverted, reckless, caring personality.
Oh! And I'm slightly insane, not clinically... just, normally I guess. I am vair vair random and confusing and spastic and all that lovely stuff, which makes me all the more amazing if you ask me.
All right, I think I've covered the basis on who I am and everything. I think. Well, that's all I'm writing about myself so nyeh. If you want to know more just contact me.
-random quotes from my random life-
Me: You know you trust someone when you let them pet your eyelashes.
Haley: -reaches over and pets my eyelashes-
Mrs. Stanhope (health teacher extraordinaire): What body system is your project over girls?
Angelica: The male reproductive system.
Mrs. Stanhope: -looks at diagram- Well girls, your penis doesn't need to have an errection.
Me: Well that's lovely.
Me: Haha, you know what i just realized?
Me: You have to give an oral presentation on your penis.
Angelica: -runs up to me- Oh my god Madison just hot-glued our penis to the wall!
Mr. G (geometry teacher): Carlie why are you wearing a scarf?
Me: Cause it's freaking snowing outside and I was cold.
Mr. G: Its cause you have a hickey isn't it?
Me: What the-- Mr. G!
Mr. G: I'm just saying! It's pretty suspicious.
Hannah: Carlie, I love you.
Me: Love you too.
Hannah: Well! I love you more!
Me: Nope, I love you more.
Hannah: Never! I love you more.
Me: Okay, you love me more.
Me: But I love you most.
Hannah: Damn... sneaky little bitch.
Me: But you love me.
Steven: Hey love.
Me: Don't make me inject you with cyanide.
Angelica: Carlie's a little irritable today...
Steven: Yeahhhh, I can tell. Where the hell was she going to find cyanide?
Me: They keep some in the chemistry supply closet.
Angelica: It's a little frightening that you know that...
Hannah: Ugh, I hate her. She deserves to burn in hell. I'll even send her there myself.
Me: Yay! Violence.
Hannah: -starts laughing in the middle of church-
Garrett: Why is she laughing?
Me: Oh, she was talking about killing people and sending them to hell and I was cheering for violence... you know, being supportive and what not.
Garrett: Ah. Well, you should be listening about Jesus.
Me: Jesus would have wanted me to be supportive...
Robbie: -jumps up on the picnic table right in front of me-
Hannah: You almost raped Carlie in the face. What if you missed the table? That would have been face-rape right there!
Robbie: What? Oh...
Me: Well, I don't think this could be any more awkward.
Angelica: I think Carlie just got her goodie shot of the day!
Everyone: -laughs their arses off-
Me: I stand corrected.
Garrett: Technically it would be you sit corrected. Since you're sitting.
Some girl at band banquet: Wow Hannah! Your boobs look amazing in that dress!
Everyone: -turns and stares at Hannah-
Hannah: Fantastic. -covers her chest-
Me: They do look pretty amazing...
Hannah: Shut the fuck up Carlie.
Me: I was giving you a compliment! Damn!
I will be putting extended summaries of my fics on my profile as i post the actual fics. M'kays? Kays.
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