The Mighty DYLDO
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Joined 05-31-09, id: 1952994, Profile Updated: 12-10-09
Author has written 6 stories for Haruhi Suzumiya series, Death Note, World Ends With You, Harry Potter, X-overs, Mega Man, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Hi, My name's Dylan, and I... write stuff, most of which isn't really all that good, to be honest. no, really, it's terrible... leave, lest ye be damned forever!

But I don't always upload.

In fact, until... the 27th of October, 2009, I had never uploaded a story to, not to mention any other fanfiction community I am a member of.

The account was there... Alone and unused, with the forgotten promise that I would fill it with epics...

And then... University began, and I had a LOT of free time.

Nuff said, eh?

I love the idea of having my stories reviewed, but I don't really mind if you do or don't, since I often forget to review people's stories... I just write to pass the time, and because I like putting characters through their paces.

I do tend to have a bit of a God complex in my stories, where my characters accidentally meet me, the writer of their universe... I've been trying to avoid that in all the stuff I intend to upload.

Small note: I post everything as M, simply because I do have a tendency to allow my characters to swear or think rather... sexual thoughts about other characters. In fact, I actually allowed a character to have pedophillic thoughts once, then realised the age of the character they lusted after, and had to get rid of that story...

Edit: I don't do this any more... I do suggest you veer to the side of caution with my stories though... I do go through sexual themes, internet memes from cruel hives of scum and villany, talk about demons and the non-existence of God a lot... I'm an atheist by the way. So don't peddle your God-crap on me, pusher!

In terms of pedophilia in my tales... If they're consensual and willing and not brainwashed by an evil sorcerer, it's probably okay. To be fair, this is my approach in real life, and being a 18 year old at the time of writing this, I would have no qualms over banging a girl who was 16 or over, since they're mature enough to be able to think at an adult level. Presumably the age will increase correspondingly as I age, until I reach 20, at which point there will be a relentless lust for 18 year old girls, presumably, since they'll be the youngest I can go. This would probably stop when I'm beginning to go grey. actually, I think I'll stick to roughly my age. It'd be creepy to have sex with a girl who's young enough to have been a baby or even not born within my memory of my life, which actually goes from my 5th birthday through to today, with a great deal of gaps. Admittedly, if I'm drunk, I won't care what gender or age you are... Actually, I barely care about gender... I loves teh pussy... and is curious about teh cock. And yeah, so there you have it. an analysis of my sexual mind. now, where was I? ah, warning you about my stories being 'Very Naughty Boys', ala Life Of Brian...

This is because I treat them as real people...

On 8:35, 29/10, I finished my first uploaded fanfiction, Dylan Parry: Slider of Reality.

I might return to that story one day... damnit, song in my head... "one... day... my prince.. ess will come... blah blah blah blah blah blah" I can't remember the words beyond that, just the tune.

Btw, ever notice that there's no PRINCESSES riding noble steeds trying to rescue men? Typical women, eh? It's the MAN's job to go and fight dragons and whatnot, but if a man thinks it's a woman's job to cook dinner, he's suddenly sexist!

You go and destroy a 400 foot tall, 1900 ton beastie that can breathe uranium fire on you, and then say I'm sexist...

note, I'm really really not that sexist in real life, I'm just joking around from the perspective of a middle-age knight who's almost learn how to act normally in modern day society...

Durr I am an idiot. I just spent a week trying to find out why I couldn't access my account, when I could still log in, then I realised just now that I was using an old account that I had forgotten about. That one is just called dyldo... might put any fics I'm not proud of on that one...

Been writing a bit, but my current story doesn't really class as FANfiction... My incompleted Death Note story might stay incomplete for a bit... I've been having some trouble writing in L... And I kinda lost my Death Note DVDs as a reference and... yyyeaaah.

My World Ends With You fic is ALMOST a continuation of the Slider series, except that I have no memory of my previous tales. If I return to writing stories with me in them, then I might make that a regular occurence, where he has to 'unlock' memories, only to have them deactivated every now and then by a boss.

To use a word off that dude on South Park. "m'kay", I wish I had planned this out a bit more.

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Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3618 - Favs: 8,329 - Follows: 11,054 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009
Mega Man: Guiding Rainbow's Light by Erico reviews
Before Mega Man X, before Mega Man...There was a man with a dream. Before the age of robots, humanity faced one last struggle. Before he was tired and gray, he was young and bold. This is the unspoken tale. This is the story of Dr. Thomas X. Light.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 390,487 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Absolutely Surreal by ChelsMels reviews
Annabelle Lee loves reading the Harry Potter books. She knows practically everything cover to cover, front to back. Little did she know that she was about to get a chance in a lifetime to be living the adventure instead of reading about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D., OC
The Infinity of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
All seemed well for Kyon. He thought his problems with Haruhi were over. Unfortunately, a girl like her is never satisfied with normality, and when the timeline itself becomes at risk, Kyon becomes an unlikely savior in her latest case of melancholy...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 5,349 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hangat by lilu-h210896 reviews
Anak itu... Potter !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Indonesian - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Normalcy Of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
Haruhi Suzumiya and the word normal never fit well in a sentence, unless you change the definiton of the word. But just what the hell might happen if Haruhi ends being the one to conform? And how much worse can it get when it's all for Kyon's attention?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,219 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Muggle Born Witch by veggie60 reviews
All about a girl who finds out she is a witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Hermione G.
The SOS Dan Junior Squad by Damon Baxter reviews
As if one SOS-Dan did not gave enough headaches to Kyon!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,435 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Kyon - Complete
The Zones by Maxforce reviews
what happens when a different world calls on heroes from three different megaman worlds at the same time? read to find out
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 68 - Words: 78,811 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Super Mario: Dark Side by SapphireLibra3 reviews
After returning from Rogueport, Peach begins to have haunting dreams about herself taking over the Mushroom Kingdom, followed by a dark feeling that begins to consume her. Can Mario bring back the Peach he loves, or is she lost to the darkness within.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,954 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Mario, Peach - Complete
The Anatomy of Melancholy by A Philosopher with a Pen reviews
A more dramatic take on the origin of "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya." The event that happened three years ago is revealed, and how Haruhi came to be a God becomes the driving force behind her melancholy.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 3,247 - Follows: 3,652 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
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The Light Legacy reviews
Postponed until my current epic is finished. Will get back to this when done.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2010
EEP! There are mice on my boobies! reviews
I wrote 2 chapters, then realised it was going to suck. Sorry. Um... Won't ever be finished. My next story WILL finish, or so help me I will be struck down by Odin himself. Or Thor. Thor has a bigger smite rating.
Crossover - X-overs & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010
Back To The Start reviews
Um... I'll get back to this one when I'm finished with my current story, which won't be uploaded until it is completely planned out. this story has potential, but i got bored. will return though, just might be a while.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - OC
The World Burns With You
Um... I'll get back to this one when I'm finished with my current story, which won't be uploaded until it is completely planned out.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,196 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009
Dylan Parry:Slider Death Note reviews
A really bad fic... I won't ever finish it, since it started to lose control... Um... I'd advise you read /s/5430607/1/LAWLIET Looks Like Light Lost 1, it's better than this.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009
Dylan Parry: Slider Of Reality reviews
Dylan Parry series. OC me. Basically my journeys through the various fictional universes. This one ends rather randomly and quickly. I don't fall in love with a female character in this one, unlike some OCs!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete