Author has written 3 stories for Warriors, Redwall, and Mario.
May 06, 2012: Yo! I apologize ahead of time to anyone who tries to contact me through this account. I'm still somewhat active, but I most often access fanfiction on my internet browser on my Nook, and it cannot log in to this without crashing. School's almost over, so I'll most likely kick my lazy self into gear again and update my story and do other stuff during summer vacation. I may take down It Was All Planned for editing, though...
April 05, 2011: I edited my profile! It looks a bit neater to me. Yay!
May 31, 2011: I really need to change my avatar... XD
A Good Thistleclaw has been cancelled. Anyone who wishes to use the idea I presented, feel free to. If you already have, great foresight.
Hey!! I'm icefox425(four-two-five!), and welcome to my profile page that is still in progress. Don't be surprised if things change. Meh, I might as well give you a short introduction of myself before I move onto the bold topic section. I am a girl, and I hate Twilight. I actually liked the books when I was reading them, but then I looked back and realized how stupid they were. I have two cats named Mario and Elphie who are Burmese. I have a rather huge obsession with reading, and that's why I got onto fanfiction in the first place; I was running out of space for books and there's no library that I can access where I live.
Gender: Don't let my profile picture fool you, I'm a girl.
Favorite Book Series: Keys to The Kingdom, Abhorsen, Warriors (not anymore, unfortunately), Redwall, Alex Rider, Maximum Ride (Not anymore, it seems too much like a Rough Draft for my liking), The Hunger Games, Kane Chronicles, and the Percy Jackson series.
Favorite Redwall Books: Triss, The Long Patrol, The Bellmaker, Rakkety Tam, and last, but not least, Pearls of Lutra. Rest in Peace, Brian Jacques
Favorite Video Games: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii), Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass (DS), Super Paper Mario (Wii), Super Scribblenauts (DS), and Animal Crossing: Wild World (DS).
Favorite Animals: Cats, Foxes, Otters, Horses, and Dogs.
Electronic Systems I or my Family Own: DS Lite (It's so battered, but I love it :3), Nook, Wii, PS3 (it's been put away for the moment, though), Gameboy Advance ('tis my brother's), Gameboy SP, and a 3DS.
Flame Level: I hardly review, so I can't really flame. If I see a fanfiction I don't like, I just exit out and move along.
Is a Fangirl of: Dimentio (Super Paper Mario, Wii), Vaati (Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap), Russia/Ivan Braginski, America/Alfred F. Jones, and Prussia/Gilbert Beilschmidt (All three of them are from Hetalia), Bakura, and Ryou (Both from Yu-Gi-Oh! ...I blame LittleKuriboh's constant fangirl references for those two)
-Minor Fandoms: Plugg Firetail (Redwall series, Triss (yes, he has been demoted)), Zant (Twilight Princess, Wii), Link (Legend of Zelda (He was my first fandom, before I even knew what a fangirl was))
Aphobias: I hate spiders and I'm afraid of falling off of heights. I also am paranoid of Tsunami's happening while I'm vacationing at the beach.
Youtube Channel: Http://www.youtube.com/user/Icefox425 Befriend me!
Random Fact of the Day/Week/Whenever I Have a Random Fact About Myself or Other Things I Want to Share:
-I'm a neat freak when it comes to bathrooms. My room can be trashy, but the bathroom must be clean.
-I enjoy using the word "Oi!"
-I drink hot tea. You know, the one you make with hot water and a tea bag. Yum.
-I spend about 4 hours or more every day reading.
-I squeal in delight whenever I catch a mistake in a really well-made and popular fanfiction.
-Yami Marik from Yu-Gi-Oh, in my reckoning, was produced by a case of Dissociative Identity Disorder enhanced by magic, so basically pairing him with Marik is pairing Marik with himself. Please take note of that, Bronzeshippers.
-Water is wet.
Name: Ice (Very creative name, isn't it? :P)
Species: Arctic Fox
Fur Color: White fur, with a brown tip on her tail, and a red spot on her left ear. It's a normal-sized tail. Fur turns brown in Spring and Summer. Also I would like to point out that I AM NOT A SUE!! Just wanted to make that clear :D
Eye Color: Blue
Build: A normal sized fox that is on the tall side of normal height.
Clothing: Wears a blue V-neck T-shirt(not revealing what-so-ever). Has black jeans. Wears a grey fedora with ear slits.
Personality: Has an outgoing personality, and is always looking out for a chance to have a good time. Very friendly, but can get ticked off at times. Is a little impatient at times, too. Always open for a new friend, and loyal to old ones.
Weapon: Perfers to work with a fencing sabre (there is one in the Long Patrol), but also loves to use a bow and arrows whenever given a chance. Doesn't have a cool gadget, like Kelaiah's laser.
Friends: Is best friends with Plugg Firetail, and surprisingly, Kurda.
Appears In: Wheel of Torture!(Warriors) By Froststar423 (My offline Best Friend), A Vacation Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong »(Redwall) by Velternia, and The Luck of the Irish is not with This One(a Redwall St. Patrick's day oneshot) By: Me!
Pairings I Won't Read:
These are just pairings I have trouble seeing actually happen, but if you have an argument for one of them, feel free to contact me through PM. I'm willing to listen to what you may have to say. Anyway, I'm mostly flexible with pairings, and I won't go bashing them, but these are just ones I dislike.
Dimentio x Mr.L
Dimentio x Count Bleck/Blumiere (It's complicated enough pairing Dimentio with people, and they just don't match up)
Hermione x Snape
Harry x Draco (I just don't see it...)
Crowfeather x Nightcloud
Jayfeather x Stick (HA!! Jayfeather broke the stick!!)
Canada/Matthew x America/Alfred (They're brothers...)
Marik Ishtar X 'Yami' Marik (Has anyone heard of DID/MPD? Yeah, Marik has it; 'Yami' Marik is not a separate soul, he's literally a different personality of the same person.)
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Read this please;
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'''OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'''I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'''My mommy loves white roses.'A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
I didn't make these, but they are awesome, and very true.
You say Twilight
You say Twilight
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Post this on your profile to make someone smile!
10 WAYS TO TICK DIMENTIO OFF
1. Tell him you thought Super Dimentio's dress looked pretty.
2. Ask him when he plans to tell Mimi that he loves her.
3. Push him off a cliff. When he flies back up to ask why the you pushed him off a cliff, say, "I didn't believe that you could really fly, so I decided to test you. You don't have to get so mad about it. GOSH!"
4.Congragulate him on how well his plan to betray Count Bleck worked.
5. Stalk him. When he asks why the you're stalking him, say that he was a little TOO charming in SPM.
6. Tell him that you're going to a party where you have to dress up in the dumbest looking costume you can find, and that you'd like to borrow his clothes for the evening.
7. Ask him what the was the point of the 256 times more power thing in Dimension D.
8. Dress up in a cape, top hat, and monocle and talk in third person. (MWA HA HA)
9. RELEASE THE FAN GIRLS!
10. Show him this list!
Fanfiction, Book, Forum, and Game Favorite Quotes: I have so many more, but I'm too lazy to go back, find them, and paste them heeeeeeere.
“O’Chunks has left the organization to pursue other opportunities,” said Nastasia. “Yeah, so we’re all going to have to work hard to fill up the space left by him until permanent arrangements can be made.”
“Very well,” said Dimentio. “I shall attempt to master his dialect, and Mimi can continue raiding the snack cabinet when she thinks nobody is looking.”
Zelda: Ah, crap.
Zelda: Ganondorf is starting to get on my nerves!
Zelda: He’s plotting to destroy Hyrule again… And this time he’s peeping on us through some weirdo vortex of awkwardness.
Ganondorf’s Voice: Am not!
"Never seen you before," remarked Crabbe.
"Why are you here?" demanded Goyle.
"I was abroad last year," Artemis told them smoothly. "I have a little catch-up work to do before second year starts."
"What were you doing abroad?"
"Committing felonies, taking advantage of people, arranging miracles, and just generally being naturally intelligent and wealthy, thanks for asking."
A waiter, not waitress like Dimentio had said, walked up to the table. He had the face of a 10 year old, but his hair was gray and he was very fat and weird-looking. He smiled at us. "Hello," he said. "I'm Dave, your waiter tonight!! Can I get y'all a drink?" He had a squeaky, irritating voice... and it sounded almost just like Gordon's voice. The dead Gordon that was an innocent little 5-year-old boy who enjoyed playing dolls. I bit my lip.
Dimentio must have noticed that Dave sounded just like Gordon, because he started gagging. The twins sighed and rolled their eyes. Dave's eyes widened. "OH MY GOSH, IS HE OKAY?! DOES HE NEED THE HEIMLECH MANEUVER?!"
"No, no," the twins said simultaneously. "This happens whenever he hears a voice that reminds him of irritating children with 5-foot-tall dogs that blew up and enjoyed dolls."
“Ludwig! Aim the cannons towards Sarasaland!”
Kamek and Kammy couldn’t believe what they were hearing. She wanted to fire missiles at her good friends kingdom.
“Why?” Kamek asked almost amusingly.
“Cause I don’t live there. I shoot at where I’m headed I’m dead meat. I shoot somewhere far off, no one can prove it. FIRE AT SARASALAND!!”
"I have chortles!!!!!"- Fawful (Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)
“'Marching straight ahead into the enemy's feet!' Didn't you all learn that in Goomba boot camp?”- Bowser (Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)
"And so I strike, like an unseen dodgeball in an echoing gymnasium!" - Dimentio (Super Paper Mario)
"Ohmigosh!" - Tarquin (Mariel of Redwall)
Dimentio rant: I really need to improve this... Just note that it was made a while ago.
Ugh. I'm getting really tired of all those fics and people who hate Dimentio and basically think he has no soul. If he was horriblie all the time, do you really think the mionions and the Count would've kept him. No, they would try to find a replacement. And to you people who are set on the fact that he is completly evil, wouldn't being bad all the time give away his plans? Dimentio is many things, but he is NOT dumb. If the minions and the Count are like a family, Dimentio is part of it, too.
I hate those fics in which he seems not human. If anything, human is what he is. Humans have emotions; love, hate, happiness, sadness, angst, kindness, joyfulness, and anger. In most of the fics I hate, he is always the same: A playful feel, but intent on killing everyone. You can't really get into a character like that. Dimentio is NOT a programmed machine. Machines always act the same, and have one purpose. Humans are not like machines, and you should not portray one as a machine. Dimentio is human, and has all the feelings one does.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" *runs around in circles flailing my arms up and down* "The cardboard-smelling-candles are after me." .-.
We need more Cowbell!
I'm still young and not a very talented writer, so if you have anything to say that will help me become a better author, feel free to PM me. Just please acknowledge the line between constructive criticism and a flame. I also acknowledge that my stories need a load of editing before I continue them, and I hope I'll get that done sooner rather than later.