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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I am xXPassion11Xx

Name: Just call me TheTwilightGirl

Age: I'm immortal. Take a guess.

Birthday: 31st of Febuary 99999999999999 BC

Favourite Twilight Book: Eclipse! 8D

Favourite Twilight Character: JACOB!! (oh and I don't care what your argument is, Jacob Black is AMAZING!!)

Favourite Twilight Fanfiction Story: I've got loads but Bonne Foi is really great.

I am strictly Team Jacob. Because number one, he's amazing. Don't deny it. And number two, he's hot. You know that's true too.

But I love Edward too and (regretably) I guess, Edward and Bella together makes twilight a great book. BUT Jacob is hot, so there!

Even though I love Jacob, the reason I haven't written any fanfictions on Jacob and Bella is because I don't really think he fits well with Bella. (That's my personal opinion so don't sue me :) ) Plus I don't really have much time and I'm very busy. I've got LOADS of fanfic ideas but just can't be bothered to type 'em up LOLZ.

OK, I found these funny little things whilst browsing around. Pickup Lines are awesome. Feel free to borrow some of these for your stories. Oh, don't click on them. They're not really links to anything.

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? (huh. oh, takes while to get this one lol)

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? (cute, in a perverted way lol)

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? (yes we have. no screwing)

My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?

Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest." (naughty, I like)

How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up? (i can guess what will be popping up)

Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.

Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread...I wanna rise up in your oven!

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story?? A wet puy alway's makes a happy cck.

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Oh Really. What is that? Its just that...your numbers not in it. (hahaha)

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! (lmao)

If I followed you home, would you keep me? (depends how cute you are lol)

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! (love this one lol)

I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me? (sniff. awwww)

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me. (ah! moi? well...I'm more of a devil child myself acutally. I do very naughty things lol)

If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you. (sweet, oddly)

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

I think you just stole something. (What?) My heart. (u can have it back, hun)

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. (it rhymes and everything lol)

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? (yes, you can)

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. (Aw, sniff. Cute one)

You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too! (lol)

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No) Well then, would you like to?

Would you like to go out for some pizza and sex? (NO) Whats wrong? You don't like pizza? (funniest one here!!)

-I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. (keep telling yourself that, buddy)

-Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

-I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

-Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

-Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

-You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line (it happens)

-Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

-When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you (Aw, I really like this one.)

-Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

-Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES

-Hello are you married? Yes Well I didn't hear you say "happily". (True, very true)

-You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. (Someone said this to my friend. She giggled and turned pink lol)

-Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

LMFAO. Oh, pickup lines are definitely awesome.

Anyway, I don't have much more to say so just scroll down and read my story down there...

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Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 273,399 - Reviews: 5190 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 4,547 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
He's a Sex Addict, He Doesn't Love You by Lyssie-Loo reviews
Spcimen: Edward Cullen. Reason for being here: Sex Addict. Edward's Summary on his addiction to sex: I just love sex. If I could have it everyday, every minute, every second I would. I'm not afarid to admit I am a Sex Addict!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Nine to Five by VampireAngel94 reviews
Isabella Swan moves to Seattle because of a new job. Sell's her child hood house, leaves her old friends behind and moves in with a new roommate...What happens when her roommate is a guy AND her boss?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,099 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3338 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 2,917 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Man's best friend by Wangelx reviews
After her mum dies, Bronte Agnew moves to Forks with her brothers. She hates it and wants to go home, but maybe one dog is just willing to change her mind... Seth x OC Set 1 year after BD. Cullens have left. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,899 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Seth
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5718 - Favs: 6,637 - Follows: 3,747 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5889 - Favs: 6,179 - Follows: 4,846 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fate Is Bothersome by Opague reviews
He was her savior and promised her marriage when she was only 6. Now fate has brought them together again. Does that promise still stand 9 years later? Even if they each have different plans? Is this misfortune or bothersome fate?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 167,857 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2007
My Life Without You by theotherbella reviews
Bella and Edward are forced friends. Their parents are close, their friends are inseparable, but Bella and Edward hate each other. Will they ever get over the hate and realize that it may have been more than that all along?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 244,288 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11452 - Favs: 11,513 - Follows: 5,910 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden scars by twilightrockslove14 reviews
Bella Swan was a happy young girl until Her mother pasted away 3 years ago. Everyone in town thinks Phil's so great for taking care of his suicidal step daughter. But what they don't know is, Phil is actually the problem. All human! OOC. RATED M
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Angel In The Night by jewlzncoolz reviews
Visited by a mysterious man at the age of 9, Bella is stunned when he returns 8 yrs later when she is 17. She is instantly captured by him - all beauty & mystery filled. But her angel is far from a saint - will she be able to overlook that fact?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,539 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Love Game by Da Sock Monster reviews
Edward and Bella meet whilst speed dating. After being forced by Alice and Emmett. Could this be the beginning of a relationship between Edward and Bella.rte T for future chapters*FIRST FAN FIC, Let me know what you guys think
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Out Of Choices by Picklewinkle reviews
After her mom dies, Bella becomes angry & withdrawn. Enter Edward, the handsome teenage vampire, & the start of a complicated love-hate relationship. Can their love survive the fear that rules her and the secret he hides from her? AU,OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 315,271 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence in the Stacks by jillbetsonalice reviews
AU Edward works in a library, he leads a relatively uninteresting life...that is until Bella walks into his library one rainy Tuesday. She will change his life...the question is: Will it be for the better? I do not own these character. Stephenie Meyer doe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,256 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5929 - Favs: 9,988 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Next Door Neighbors by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
B&E were high school sweethearts.Separated for college.5yrs later they are neighbors and both married to other people.Can they stay away from each other? Read to find out.Full summary in the prologue.AU/AH…M for lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,682 - Reviews: 4418 - Favs: 2,941 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Izzy's Return BBB Sequel by jewlzncoolz reviews
Bella has finally been reunited with Edward, but then gets a message fom the future sayin that the time travelling equipment have stopped working. She's stuck in the 21st century. And a new girl has appeared claiming to be Izzy -DISCONTINUED-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,571 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lovely As You by jewlzncoolz reviews
Bella has a wonderful friendship with Edward. Although she wishes it was more she doesn't want to risk their friendship. But what if he wants the same. will they be able to get together? Or will Bella's strict parents stop them from falling in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,243 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Cry For Me Please by jewlzncoolz reviews
Bella was abandoned when she was just a baby. Found by the Cullens, she grows up to become a loose, wild child. But what happens when she finally falls in love and her over protective brother Emmett doesn't want to let go?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,121 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only As A Guest by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella and Jake are on tour with his band, Wolf Runner. When another band joins them on tour, Bella's attraction for Edward forces her to question her life with Jake. Rated M for mature. Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,451 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Dead Man Walking by don't-forget-to-remember-me reviews
Edward Masen was a career special ops soldier until orders turned him into Edward Cullen- undercover operative. He, his team, and novice Pentagon handler/analyst Bella Swan have one mission: Take down the Volturi. Can they succeed? CanonPairs-BE,AJ,EmR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 694 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Highly Inappropriate by lovelovelove22 reviews
Bella attends a wild party at the Masen house and unexpectedly hooks up with the unbelievably sexy player Edward Masen. Then he reappears in her life in the worst and highly inappropriate way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 31,526 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Say Please by shescardinal reviews
Entry for Tattward and Inkella Contest. Bella makes the decision to change her life, and meets an inked, quiet Edward that frustrates and makes her ache for more. Will she follow the phrase on her body and live her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 3,383 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3391 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prince On A White Horse by jewlzncoolz reviews
Bella is a bad girl with a careless attitude. When she is forced to go live with her father and his family, will she cope? will she decided to change her ways? or will a prince on a white horse dazzle her back to goodness?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 77,382 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bring Back Bella by jewlzncoolz reviews
Izzy is normal and she doesn't mind living in her own little world. But when five beautiful strangers suddenly appear into her life claiming to know her, how will she react? But they don't want her, they want Bella. Yet they say she is Bella...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,064 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward - Complete
Lovely As You In The Bedroom by jewlzncoolz reviews
This is a side story from Lovely As You, as I did not want to put lemons in that one. It's short, and doesn't really make much sense but I got a few requests to write it so this is for the reviewers who wanted the lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,695 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Tired of being setup on horrible blind dates, Edward and Bella, share a memorable together. Bella thinks it's just a stupid one night stand, but Edward wants more. Will she be able to resist him when someone from her past shows up? ExB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,700 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Warm December by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella Swan heads off to college in Seattle, with her high school boyfriend, Mike Newton, in tow. Will Bella be able to resist the temptation that grows from her surprising friendship with Edward Cullen, and will he help her through her darkest days.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,502 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heaven Help Me by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Edward, Bella
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Dibs On The Girl reviews
Edward: My 12 year old son & I are completely infatuated with the girl next door, aka Miss Bella Swan. With her dazzling smile & innocent blushes she has completely rendered the Cullen men whipped. My only problem is that my son had already called dibs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,067 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Drawing Love reviews
Bella is sent to babysit 6-yr-old Alice but also meets Edward, Alice's brother. Bella is soon infactuated by Edward, but he's too dark n mysterious for his own good. He secretly lusts 4 her n she falls 4 him. Will bella be able to discover his good side?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,410 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Found You reviews
Bella has just lost her sister N feels like her life is slowly collapsing.She meets Edward N they form an instant frienship.Then feelings start 2 get mixed in.Will she b able to love Edward? Doesnt seem like it. But Edward will do anything to convince her
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward