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I am xXPassion11Xx
Name: Just call me TheTwilightGirl
Age: I'm immortal. Take a guess.
Birthday: 31st of Febuary 99999999999999 BC
Favourite Twilight Book: Eclipse! 8D
Favourite Twilight Character: JACOB!! (oh and I don't care what your argument is, Jacob Black is AMAZING!!)
Favourite Twilight Fanfiction Story: I've got loads but Bonne Foi is really great.
I am strictly Team Jacob. Because number one, he's amazing. Don't deny it. And number two, he's hot. You know that's true too.
But I love Edward too and (regretably) I guess, Edward and Bella together makes twilight a great book. BUT Jacob is hot, so there!
Even though I love Jacob, the reason I haven't written any fanfictions on Jacob and Bella is because I don't really think he fits well with Bella. (That's my personal opinion so don't sue me :) ) Plus I don't really have much time and I'm very busy. I've got LOADS of fanfic ideas but just can't be bothered to type 'em up LOLZ.
OK, I found these funny little things whilst browsing around. Pickup Lines are awesome. Feel free to borrow some of these for your stories. Oh, don't click on them. They're not really links to anything.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? (huh. oh, takes while to get this one lol)
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? (cute, in a perverted way lol)
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? (yes we have. no screwing)
How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up? (i can guess what will be popping up)
If I followed you home, would you keep me? (depends how cute you are lol)
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! (love this one lol)
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me? (sniff. awwww)
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me. (ah! moi? well...I'm more of a devil child myself acutally. I do very naughty things lol)
I think you just stole something. (What?) My heart. (u can have it back, hun)
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. (it rhymes and everything lol)
Would you like to go out for some pizza and sex? (NO) Whats wrong? You don't like pizza? (funniest one here!!)
-I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. (keep telling yourself that, buddy)
-Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
-I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes
-Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
-Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
-You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line (it happens)
-Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
-When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you (Aw, I really like this one.)
-Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
-Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES
-Hello are you married? Yes Well I didn't hear you say "happily". (True, very true)
-You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. (Someone said this to my friend. She giggled and turned pink lol)
-Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
LMFAO. Oh, pickup lines are definitely awesome.
Anyway, I don't have much more to say so just scroll down and read my story down there...