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"What Darwin was too polite to say, my friends, is that we came to rule this earth, not because we were the smartest, or even the meanest, but because we have always been the craziest, most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle." Stephen King

Obituary for the late Mr. Common Sense

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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Before the Dawn by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
After her mother's wedding in Mexico, Bella encounters a vampire with less altruistic motives than the those held by the vampires she might have met in Forks under drastically different circumstances. One bad decision, she discovers, can change her entire life. AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,162 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 168,249 - Reviews: 3078 - Favs: 6,656 - Follows: 8,018 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Debt of Time by ShayaLonnie reviews
FOUR PART SERIES *Complete* - When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the Veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. (Pairings: HG/SB, HG/RL, and Canon Pairings) - Rated M for language, violence, and sexual scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 154 - Words: 791,033 - Reviews: 4939 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What You Leave Behind by Lane Anasazi reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,582 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Resolution by tlyxor1 reviews
One does not walk from a near death experience unchanged. It's no wonder, then, when after two action packed years, it's a very different Harry Potter who arrives for his third year at Hogwarts School. new classes, new friends and a very new outlook on life, the Boy Who Lived was always meant for greatness. PoA AU. OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,242 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Harry P.
Message in a Bottle by Angry Hermione reviews
A life of regret and an endless, devastating war causes Harry to do the unthinkable... meddle with time. Can he rewrite the past or will his efforts be in vain? - AU - HHr - *Warning, abuse alert!* - updates Indefinitely postponed -Gomen-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,162 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fairy Godfather by Cris reviews
Young doctor Edward pulls a beautiful girl out of harms way, and finds that he may have just stumbled onto his greatest desire. Daddykink, so if that's not your thing, go elsewhere. For abadkitty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,233 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Bella, Edward
Wrecked by EmilyF.6 reviews
When a car accident kills her father on her first day back in Forks, Bella finds herself alone in the town she never wanted to come to with only a kind doctor and his strange family to look out for her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 214,402 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Bella, Edward] Carlisle
Experiencing What He Missed by red-jacobson reviews
Post War, Harry and Ginny enjoy themselves. Harry/Ginny/Multi, no Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,196 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Shamrocks and Shenanigans by mathisson reviews
Bella is working for a catering and event planning company. She has just about pulled off the reception of the year when she's introduced to Edward Cullen, mafia boss. Can he show her that even bad guys can be good .AH/CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,124 - Reviews: 6048 - Favs: 5,374 - Follows: 3,449 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 4,720 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21255 - Favs: 11,719 - Follows: 7,449 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rare Purity by Ta Paixao reviews
Every communicable disease, every illness contracted by humans has soiled the blood supply a little further. Vampires seek only the purest sources of untainted blood. And among the highest order of the undead, a rumor persists of a superior race of human—a rare mutation that renders them immune to illness. In Forks, Edward Cullen finds the proof in a peculiar girl. B/EPOV. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 149,032 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With Wings of Feathers and Glue by slexenskee reviews
For his safety, sixth year Harry Potter must live abroad while attending Hogwarts. There, lonely and out of place, he meets Alice Cullen, and inevitably, Edward Cullen as well. HPEC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,429 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Edward
The Lesser Sadness by Lane Anasazi reviews
Crush the world beneath your heel. Destroy everyone who has ever slighted you. Tear down creation just to see if you can. Kill anything beautiful. Take what you want. Desecrate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 292 - Published: 1/9 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Penelope C.
Moonlit by StormDragonfly reviews
When Bella returns to the town she hasn't lived in since she was eight, she's intrigued by the Cullens more than she realizes. As she matures and starts to consider the weight of choice and morals, she realizes there is one man who's always there for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 220,063 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Bella, Carlisle]
Come Starlight by Geale reviews
The Committee for Extraordinary and Unprecedented Magical Achievements has decided to grant Harry Potter one Wish. Sirius!returns fic. Harry/Sirius SLASH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,153 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Adore by She Isn't Here reviews
SEQUEL to Menage. Happily ever after isn't as easy as they had hoped. Warnings in chapter one. Jas/B/Ed/Em.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,901 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
KINK by Cars1 reviews
It's almost summer in Canada, and time for lots of drinking, warm days on the beach, and long, hot nights. Come, join me for a romp through the lives one cocky Edward Cullen, and one opinionated Bella Swan. Rated M ... You know why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,330 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind Locked Doors by charmedgrl4ever reviews
Behind locked doors is where all secrets lie, hidden from the world and from yourself. For Chris they are waiting - for the dam to break and the lock to swing open. He can't stop it. He doesn't even know it exists. The only thing he can do is try to hold his head about the water. Warning inside.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 224,562 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Chris H. - Complete
Child Services by raca reviews
Edward is separated from the Cullen family & forced into a new Foster Family. Who will take him in? Can he survive in a 'human' family? E/B maybe?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,478 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Heavenly Scent by Infinitypoet reviews
On Bella's first day of school, Edward finds himself completely consumed by her scent. Everything about her sings to him. The La Tua Cantante connection is much different canon. AU, M Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,111 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Firebird's Song: Book II of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
Hard times lead to hard choices. What's more important? Freedom, or fate? Love, or death? Harry Potter stands on the edge of a precipice, and he is not sure if the right move is to turn and fight, or fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,289 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Inthemadhouse reviews
When Jasper becomes mysteriously ill, his past present and future collide. It will take the Cullen's, Bella, the wolves, and some old friends if he's going to have any hope of survival.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,402 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Jasper
Tears of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
With a new family and new friends, Harry takes the final steps toward defeating Voldemort once and for all. The sequel to Blood of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,251 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 12/1/2010 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Vale of Destiny by twistyguru reviews
Sequel to One Wizarding Summer. Harry and Cedric return to Hogwarts for Harry's fifth year. Expect new allies and relationships as canon gets turned on its head. WARNING: M/M SLASH! Harry/Cedric; manipulative!Dumbledore, some bashing, AU, no spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 158,582 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P.
As Children After Play by Cris reviews
I've been reading a lot of Evil!Charlie stories here lately and thought I'd try my own. Canon pairings, Cullens are vampires. There will be smut; I like smut . Kick-ass big sister Rosalie and possessive Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 339,780 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Internet Killed The Video Star by Basser reviews
The Yarders discover some old photographs while investigating a crime scene. "Good lord, he was in a band."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H.
Dinner with the Dursley's by midnightjen reviews
A series of one-shot companion pieces for Blood of the Phoenix and its sequel Tears of the Phoenix. For Dudley, dinner can be as boring as a salad wilting in summer heat or as remarkable as a late night secret meeting with the cousin he's only just beginning to build a relationship with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,843 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - [Harry P., OC] Dudley D.
I like the way you move by Dowash reviews
A song-fic, inspired by 'I like the way you move' by Bodyrockers. Or that's what it was before my muse got a bottle of vodka in his hands... and one thing led to the other *grins* SLASH! Harry/Sirius- or, Sirius/Harry, if you insist on the top being first
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 191,420 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Ephemeral Time by Mystical Magician reviews
With nothing left to lose, Harry sends himself as far back into the past as his death will allow him. Tom Riddle is easy enough to take care of, but there are more threats than just the teenage Dark Lord. HP/AD slash. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,001 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Peverell Petition by Nia River reviews
A war-weary Harry, destiny fulfilled, decides he deserves to be selfish for once, even if he has to defy fate to do it. Meanwhile, and some time ago, a teenage Sirius receives some shocking news from his parents. Sirius/Harry. SLASH. (No longer a oneshot.) (Oneshot with bonus chapter?)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 6/30/2011 - [Harry P., Sirius B.]
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10719 - Favs: 7,906 - Follows: 6,523 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,062 - Reviews: 9459 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 3,525 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Vibrations by LyricalKris reviews
It all started when grad student Edward Masen was sent to a sex shop in the name of science.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,539 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Miami at Twilight by mischief-maker1 reviews
RE-EDIT! RE-POST! When bartender, Edward, falls in love with stripper, Bella, it's a long road to happiness. Follow them along the path that has many twists, turns, and a TON of lemons! New information inside...check it out! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,778 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
Divide of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Begins at chapter 31 of Pride-of-Time. Hermione does not de-age herself- not everything can be fixed in time, and sometimes the only solution is to move forward with what you have...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 170,565 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 3,444 - Follows: 3,045 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Marley's Mother by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Marley was a gift to me that not everyone gets. She was my life, my everything. But a letter changed things the day it came. And now it seems that Marley may not have been theirs to give, nor mine to receive..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,843 - Reviews: 4317 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trick of Time by Resa Aureus reviews
A devastating fire at a printing house in 1982 destroys every copy of a controversial memoir titled "The Trick" by Messenger. Well, the Ministry only thinks every copy was destroyed. In an attempt to recover one of the lost copies, Hermione takes an unexpected tumble through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 150,978 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Severus Snape's Responsibility by TwilightOfTheNewMoonEclipse reviews
Snape thought Lily would never forgive him for calling her 'mudblood'. But when she and James die, leaving behind twins things change. Especially when Lily wants Snape to take care of her daughter-Isabella. No Cullens. Mentions things from 7th HP Book.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,971 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Bella
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Green and Blue by Nia River reviews
Thanks to a sacrifice by his closest friend Neville Longbottom, Harry is given the chance to do it all again. What will he change and what will he keep the same? And more confusingly, are his feelings for Neville more than platonic? Harry/Neville
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2009 - [Harry P., Neville L.]
My Pereche by ggf83 reviews
The stories always said that some bonds are stronger than that of a mate. Jasper thinks this is just a myth until he meets his own 'sufletul pereche' and has to accept he is destined for Bella, not Alice. Sometimes you can't fight what is destined to be, even if your life is already perfect. Jasper/Bella, but no Alice-hate! AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,992 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/15/2011 - [Jasper, Bella] - Complete
Birthday Present by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Complete with shiny gift wrap and a little red bow. Rapefic. You've been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Brothers by EmilyF.6 reviews
An alternate version of the scene where Bella punches Jacob: Edward leaves Bella with Jacob when he goes hunting, but when her old friend forces a kiss on her, it brings back some unwanted memories, and she turns to Edward's brothers and father for help when her own father takes Jacob's side. *reposted*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,255 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 230 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Bella, Carlisle, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
About Time by twiharder2 reviews
Tragedy strikes when Victoria and her Newborns nearly eliminate Bella. Unforseen consequences will ripple through time and change the Cullen's world, will it be for better or for worse? Inspired by TKegl's "Beyond Time" AU/ExBxC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 112,612 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3995 - Favs: 8,516 - Follows: 8,870 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Observations by abbymickey24 reviews
Adopted from ceara1888. Bella's home life is full of abuse and fear. When her mate and his family finds out how far will he go to protect her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,524 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Bella, Jasper
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 312 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal by The Sound and the Fury reviews
AH. Carlisle's new patient, Bella, has been in foster care since her father died. His blended family has plenty of love to share, if Bella could only accept it. But someone else wants the Hale twins. Will they save one child only to lose two others?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,308 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward, Carlisle, Jasper
An Unconventional Fairytale by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Everyone knows a fairytale must have fantastical happenings, a great romance and a happily-ever-after. Technically speaking, Abigail Jenkins's life fits all the requirements. And if her fairytale is less than conventional? Well, it's only to be expected really: Abby was never a normal girl, even by fairytale standards. (OFC/Jenny, OFC/Jenny/Jack)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [OC, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Jack H.] - Complete
The Justice Reaper by A. E. Giggle reviews
SEQUEL TO TSK & TWS: After his time at Hogwarts, Edward knows that Bella and he are destined to be parents. Unfortunately, their time on Isle Esme sets other, more ominous events in motion too.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 92,409 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9254 - Favs: 7,513 - Follows: 7,679 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
The World is Out to Screw Severus Snape by LostInYourThoughts reviews
Harry is dying after the final battle, but Mother Nature grants him the one thing that all wizards want in life but have never truly had. Welcome to Harry's new life and mates. HP/EC/JW
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,878 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Harry P., Edward
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Original Sin by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
What makes a man irredeemable? USC student Bella Swan finds herself asking that question when she gets involved with the sexy, yet tight-lipped Dr. Carlisle Cullen, a man living in a self-imposed purgatory for the undisclosed crimes of his past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,430 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Founders' Heirs by fhrulz21 reviews
AU preHBP. Harry and Company are sent to an alternate universe where his parents are still alive, he is dead and Voldemort is still very active. The twist, they have just beaten Voldemort in their dimension by uniting Hogwarts as the Founder's Heirs. HG,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,585 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/11/2005
Cowboys and Candlesticks by uscfbfan reviews
Takes place after Edward leaves Bella in NM. Carlisle and Emmett return for her, needing her to save Jasper from his haywire powers. She may be the only one who can save him by going back in time. Will love survive the test of time? B/J, C/Es, A/Ed, Em/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,210 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Hello Beautiful by SoapyMayhem reviews
COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 67,794 - Reviews: 15596 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dogs and Shakespeare by Ravenpuff reviews
An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,519 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Abyssus Abyssum Invocat by l0stinl0ve reviews
While studying, Hermione accidentally activates a spell that pairs her with a few Slytherins. Hermione/Severus Snape. Hermione/Rodolphus Lestrange. Hermione/Lucius Malfoy. Hermione/Draco Malfoy. Warnings: Explicit Sex, Student/Teacher, Anal, D/S, Daddy!kink, Femdom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Siren Of The Twilight by ToryTigress92 reviews
Twilight, with Aro in Edward's place. After the death of his mate, Aro and some of his Guard follow the murderer to America. There, in a tiny town called Forks, he might just find his salvation, in the form of Bella Swan, a young, human girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,206 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 2/3/2010 - [Aro, Bella] Alice, Marcus - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Sara Wolfe reviews
When a spell gone awry strands Paige and Henry in the past, Paige finds herself with an unexpected opportunity - to meet, and maybe save, the sister she's never known.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 159,628 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Paige M., Henry M.
Trouble Rebounds by gleamingeyes reviews
Though he has defeated Voldemort, Harry remains restless and frustrated. He tries to find peace by travelling back in time to the Marauders' era...but there can be no peace while the Dark Lord lives. Includes other characters from Harry's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,342 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., James P.
The Horny Multianasexta by Horribly Horny Harry reviews
Harry becomes a sexual creature that needs release. HP/DM, HP/SS, HP/SB, HP/RL, HP/HG, HP/RW. M/M, 3some ,moresome, tent, beast, mpreg, etc. Not for the faint of heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7296 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 3,784 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3139 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 7,875 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Prince Caspian by taytayfanatical reviews
A year has passed and the Pevensies are ready to go back to Narnia. But a great and many things have changed since they left, and not for the better. Can they bring Narnia back to the peace they once knew? Or will their kingdom fall into chaos?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,687 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Horny Bella by Laaza reviews
Bella is horny and finds Charlie in a compromising situation! What's a girl to do? INCEST/Charlie x Bella/Don't like! Don't read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Charlie S., Bella
Twisted Fate by Kimmydonn reviews
What if Carlisle never changed Edward? Who would be at Forks High School when Bella arrived? In my version of events, it is Jasper. This is his story. POLY! Carlisle, Bella, Jasper, Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 111,913 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Jasper - Complete
The Grass is Always Greener by krazi4TwiSaga reviews
In the public they are the perfect couple,but E&B have a dirty little secret. Orphaned at 17 Jasper Whitlock too has a few ghosts in his closet. Hired for the lawn,what happens when more than just hegdes get a trim at the Cullen/Swan Estate?Poly/KinkE/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,336 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7764 - Favs: 8,246 - Follows: 9,900 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Society Rule by AirabellaTwilightLover reviews
In a world where men rule completely and women are, well, lower than dogs and are treated as dogs its hard to be a girl. Unfortunatly, Bella is a girl and Edward is ready to select his mate. VERY OFFENDING MATERIAL, dont read if easily offened. Please review, and give it a chance!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bella, Edward
How To Be by Black-Orchid-Romance reviews
Bella Swan is invisible, no one even notices the scars or bruises left from the beatings her father insists are for her own good. When a family with ties to the ruthless underground mafia world moves to town, their son Edward takes notice, causing a string of events that could very well kill them all. **WARNING** ABUSE, STRONG LANGUAGE, CRIMINAL ACTIVITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,850 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Dangers of Dating by verityburns reviews
Sherlock and John acquire a new client... with a very unusual problem. Stand-alone case-fic. Not slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,865 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 4,665 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Light Up The Sky by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Lily and James are still grieving twelve years after Harry's death. He'd be 13 years old if he were alive. The war against Voldemort is more intense than ever. Three mysterious young Death Eaters keep helping the Aurors out. Read the full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,763 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10601 - Favs: 11,671 - Follows: 12,369 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Power Of Love by GenesisS198322 reviews
Bella goes to save Edward from the Volturi only to find out that she is not Edwards mate but the mate of the most powerful vampires in the world. What happens to bella when Edward trys to get her back. This is a Bella/Aro/Marcus/Caius Story. Lem & viol
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,829 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Bella, Aro
Magi in Paradise by Sleeping World reviews
A lemon fic, where Harry is royalty of sorts within "Paradise", and such. Incest, Taboo, Slaves and stuff. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P.
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 285,351 - Reviews: 5393 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Slave by browncoat61 reviews
Harry gets a new toy, and a bit of revenge as well. Nothing but smut. Rated M for a reason. OOC Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,644 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Heart of The Mafia by brigidcullen reviews
Hardened mob boss Edward meets innocent and shy law student Bella and is immediately drawn to her. Can he show her love in his world of crime and murder? Will their love survive or will Edward's enemies see Bella as his weakness? OOC/AH BPOV/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 41 - Words: 276,584 - Reviews: 3426 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
What Happens in New York by sadtomato reviews
Two years after their adventures in Zurich, Edward and Bella travel to New York for a steamy long weekend with Emmett. Part Three of the What Happens In... series. M/M/F threesome. Collab with MyLifeandHis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Great Heights by SweetT129 reviews
AH; When Bella meets her internet friends, married couple Jasper and Alice, she tries her best to fight the attraction. But tequila is a powerful thing. After a sexy night together, where will the friendship go? And where will Bella end up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 204,855 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Charlie's house by twilighthotty reviews
After Bella's arrival, her dad reaveals his lifestyle to her. Rated M for incest and strong sexual content. OOC. B/Ch
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Bella, Charlie S.
Dirty Daddy C by MsEerieChastain reviews
Yes, it's back! Though Bella belongs to Jasper, Carlisle can't help but allow his imagination to...wander...when it comes to his sassy, sultry daughter-in-law. See two salacious outtakes from the mind of "Sassafrass Junction"'s Carlisle Cullen. Over 18!Tx
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Pride of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 554,906 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by RoseBillieLeannePiperTyler reviews
Role-play, Harry father, Hermione daughter Does not follow canon from beginning of 4th year when Ron doesn't believe Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Saving Her Saving Us All by Illiandyandra reviews
A forgotten Prophecy may give be the key to ending the second war with Voldemort. There be Citrus & Bashing ahead. Hermione/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,078 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
And Everything Twice by StarKai88 reviews
INDEFINITE HIATUS. Bella is a young, quirky, single mother to twins who occasionally has a propensity to act like a child herself. As a 3rd grade teacher, Edward works well with children. "Do you normally make a habit of hanging upside-down on the monkey bars, Miss Swan?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,498 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Snape's EveryWoman by DaughterOfTheBrownCoats reviews
His wife, his love, his slave, his pet. Sex toys and BDSM, love and laughter abound! Not for RW/HG shippers, not for those persons who do not enjoy light bondage/abuse. Come to enjoy and have fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Journey Through the Dark by Earl Lonsdale reviews
AU 4th year. Spurned by everyone, Harry accepts Bagman's help, taking the 1st step towards greatness. Elements: charms-prodigy, no-bashing, manipulative but good Dumbledore, dragons, unspeakables, HarrySusan, Ginny-friendship. Oh, the veil is a hellmouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,917 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 2,583 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Susan B.
Reboot by Diana Law reviews
It's near the end of Breaking Dawn and the Volturi Confrontation does NOT end peacefully. They attack and Bella and Edward both die. So how come it's Bella's first day in Forks, all over again? BxE, AU Lemons & Fluff Continued From Athey! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,767 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Karma by Tori Masen-Cullen reviews
Billionaire CEO Edward Cullen knew quiet Pre-K teacher Bella Swan in H/S but age difference and his choice of lifestyle kept him from pursuing her. Bella comes back into his live twelve years later under extreme circumstances will he get his chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,708 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Needs of the One by Witherwings01 reviews
Twelve years after the war and Hermione is still waiting for her happily ever after to begin as she cares for a mentally tortured Harry. She has a plan to save him but must choose between the needs of the many or the one. Timetravel with a twist. AU. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
When the Dreaming Ends by Tori Masen-Cullen reviews
For 117 nights Bella dreams of her life with Edward and writes each dream in her journal. Each dream is a chapter of TTS. The dreams stop 3 nights before she move to Forks,leaving Bella heartbroken and missing her dream love. OCC/Lemons/cullens are vamps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,501 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4328 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3559 - Favs: 4,176 - Follows: 4,128 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Clueless Innovation by MrsEdwardThomasHawkins reviews
Bella is the girl who keeps to herself but one night when she witnesses a mafia murder, Edward has no choice but to keep her until she's safe. Now, he not only has to save her from the rival mafia but keeps braced for the wrath of his girlfriend, Tanya.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,637 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Scarlet Twins by BlueMoonsAndTooSoons reviews
Phillipa and Phyllis are taken to the magical land of Narnia just as the Pevensie children leave it. They are here to maintain order and keep the peace until a threat comes against the land.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Edmund Pevensie
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 4,089 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
All Together Now by smutgasm reviews
Sometimes living for hundreds of years with the same person can get a little monotonous, so the Cullen's switch it up. ORGY. PWP.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Study in Sherlock by Ariane DeVere reviews
Sherlock asks an awkward question, and John struggles to answer helpfully without revealing his hidden feelings towards his flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Prisoner by smutgasm reviews
Draco and Blaise make a slave out of Hermione. Threesome. PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 132 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Izzy is a working girl hired as a wedding date for a painfully shy and damaged Edward. Will her pimp, the police, the mob, and the FBI stand in the way of them being together forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,851 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Night Out by verityburns reviews
As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Missing by Tori Masen-Cullen reviews
Regency fic. Isabella Swan lives a life of hardship as a gentlemans daughter in a small village in rural England in 1814. Her father a horrible man, her mother selfish and her younger sister spiteful but all that she knows in life is about to change. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Flatmates should know the worst about each other by Ariane DeVere reviews
There are many things that John has to tolerate now that he lives with Sherlock, but nobody ever prepared him for this.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Daddy, Get The Crossbow by ZeromusTrueSelf reviews
During a pregnancy that involved hunting Crumple Horned Snorkacks with crossbows, attacking Nargles with baseball bats and throwing javelins at "Non-Believers", Harry and Luna didn't stop to think that the hardest part would be giving their child a name
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
It is possible by SexySiri reviews
Harry is raped by his uncle and so Sirius, Remus and Severus take him into their home and nurse him back to health, emotionally and physically. Contains rape, mentions of self harm, sex & domestic abuse. SB/RL, past RL/JP, NT/OC and eventual HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,735 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Five Times Sherlock Had Coffee by verityburns reviews
...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Truth Really, Really Hurts (NOT abandoned) by SyriMoon reviews
Piper Halliwell left baby Chris in the care of Victor for a week. And never came back. 16 years later, Chris, who always believed one day his family would come back for him, that they love him and it's all been a mistake, learns the harsh reality...
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Chris H., Wyatt H.
Game Called by LJ Summers reviews
What if Alice saw the nomads coming to the vampire baseball game? How might her visions affect her and the events of that day? My entry to The Canon Tour, Twilight Round.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Alice - Complete
Project Love by Tori Masen-Cullen reviews
Twenty One year old Bella Swan is given a chance to make a name for herself in the corporate world when asked to go and work on a major Marketing Project in NY. What or who will she find in the Big Apple AH/OCC Canon Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
Crash Into Me by eibbil reviews
Hollywood It Girl, Bella Swan, needs a vacation. Best friend/PA Alice convinces her to spend it in her hometown, but a reckless driver changes their plans. Will Bella get the rest she needs in the care of Alice's brother..or something much better? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,710 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Mating Academy by runs-with-fenrir reviews
A forced attendance at an academy run by vampires to create the perfect submissive mate for vampire men. One girl refuses to be broken. The Major's Girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,821 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Soul Jump by Cayti Leigh reviews
Ginny and Harry had been fighting dark forces for years. There were few left living on the light side, so with the help of Albus Dumbledore's painting, they devised a plan to go back and fix everything. Time Travel, Soul Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Beloved by Zoya Zalan reviews
Edward's life becomes very difficult after Carlisle and Esme marry. Will he be forced to leave the only family he's ever known in this life? NOTE: This is C/Ed/Es Polyamory
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Carlisle, Edward, Esme - Complete
Blood Pops and Other Sweets by Rokkis reviews
Everyday school life is a daily struggle for Jasper, but along with his wife and family he always manages to overcome his vampiric nature. That is until the new student and the smell of blood catches Jasper's attention. WIP, SLASH and For you!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,369 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Jasper
The Iron Curtain by Systatic reviews
The Wizarding World revered him. The Volturi feared him. Edward simply needed him. Harry certainly wasn't objecting. Harry/Edward. dom!Harry. HP/Twilight crossover. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P., Edward
The Things You Hide by verityburns reviews
Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Oh Baby by SexySiri reviews
Five months after the 'year that never was' Jack finds out he's pregnant. Can Ianto help Jack? JANTO, Contains mentions of rape, abuse, slash.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The Wisdom Seeker by A. E. Giggle reviews
SEQUEL TO THE SECRET KEEPER: Following Bella's magical revelation and their contribution at the Battle of Hogwarts, the Cullens set out on an educational journey a million miles away from the Highschool purgatory they've grown accustomed to. OOC/AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 359,007 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 244 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Broken by KaiaLuna reviews
Things aren't what they seem. James isn't out to kill Bella. He takes her to protect her and they become family. Years later the Cullen's resurface in her life. With them she discovers her true mate. The Major. Alice broke him. Will they get their HEA?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,869 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Prince Produce by UofMAnne reviews
What are the chances that an overheard phone conversation in the produce department could lead to something more? Emmett's about to find out. AH-My submission for the 30 Days of Em.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
DULCE ET DECORUM EST by Minisinoo reviews
Sequel to FINDING HIMSELF. In a time of war, how does a crippled man feel when he's the one left behind? There are battles fought with fire and magic, and battles fought in the hearts of men. Cedric!Lives AU, C/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,527 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Shards of Time: The Master of Death by Shitsumeishi reviews
Harry Potter is just an eccentric school boy with some unusual talents. Lord Peverell-Black, on the other hand, is a magically and politically powerful man with the world at his fingertips and a war at his doorstep. Time travel, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,085 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 3,733 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Hell's not so bad by moore8879 reviews
Story is in Jasper's POV. This is Twilight with a twist. Jasper and Carlisle are mates, but they always felt that there was something missing in their relationship. That is until the new girl comes to Forks. Is it an instant connection for the three?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,520 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper
A Question of Identity by VolceVoice reviews
The observations of a brilliant, amnesiac murder witness force John to rethink his assumptions about Sherlock, himself, and the definition of love. Meanwhile, a murderer is still on the loose . . .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,432 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4439 - Favs: 7,060 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where You Belong by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Draco and Daddy by StarkidPotterFan reviews
Draco and his "daddy" have some fun. CROSS-DRESSING. EXTREME MALE ON MALE SMUT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Bow before Father, Brother and Mates by JB Rose reviews
After 200 years Carlisle and his monster have finally found their perfect mate in young Isabella. Natural born submissive Isabella suddenly finds herself in the arms of a newly freed Carlisle Cullen. Written for the Flood Relief
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Bella, Carlisle
Menage by She Isn't Here reviews
When the Cullen brothers come across an injured Bella on the side of the road, they take her home to care for her. They quickly realize that she is "the one" and will do anything to protect her. And they'll never let her go. J/E/B/E No Cullen incest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 204,307 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sex and Violet by hot under the collar reviews
BDSM - Rosalie/Emmett/Master
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Untitled by aavery reviews
Older man, Carlisle and young college student, Edward explore their taboo relationship while trying to make others more accepting. Contains: daddy relationship and daddy!kink.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Edward, Carlisle
The World in a Grain of Sand by solara107 reviews
After Bella's cliff diving, Carlisle comes to check on her instead of Alice. Bella's experience in Volterra changes everything, especially her relationship with Carlisle Cullen. The first few chapters are from the book, with some changes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,579 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8379 - Favs: 6,680 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lullaby by Cris reviews
Under duress, the Cullens agree to foster Chief Swan's teenage daughter while he battles her deadbeat mother for custody. But Bella has a dark past that will follow her to Forks, forcing her to fight for the new life she has been given. Vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,023 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
Tears of a living doll by JB Rose reviews
Sold to pay off her father's gambling debts, to two mystery men who have a dark secret. What does the local book seller have to do with it? More importantly who and what was her dead mother? *Dark* Jasper/Bella/Mason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,927 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Bella
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reactions by SexySiri reviews
"But that's not… That's not normal." Ianto gets hurt at his sister's house and has some explaining to do about why he heals so quickly. Written for the longliveIanto cliche Bingo prompt 'Injury'. Immortal!Ianto. Sequel to 'Dreams come stalking in.'
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Ianto J., Rhiannon D. - Complete
Conqueror by LJ Summers reviews
Written for the FGB Autism Speaks Compilation. How Jasper and Edward use their special gifts to get help for a young man with autism. Post-BD AU.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Finders Keepers by angelanharvey3 reviews
"I gasped when I saw two red eyes glaring back at me in the darkness." Edward found her, so he gets to keep her. AU/OOC/Dark. Deals with kidnapping, Stockholm Syndrome, and the typical Vampire master/Human pet mentality. Can Bella handle it? Can U? :::TEMP HIATUS:::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
What Happens In Zurich by sadtomato reviews
While backpacking through Europe, Edward takes Bella to Zurich to visit his old friend, Emmett. With Bella's encouragement, the boys relive some exciting memories... and make new ones. M/M/F threesome! Collab with SingleStrand.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Influence of Souls by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. He stared at his journal, a creation into which he had poured his memories and dreams, his heart and… soul. Now, to send it to where it needed to be. Time-travel, redo fic. Darker, more ruthless Harry. Sirius/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,141 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - [Harry P., Sirius B.] - Complete
His Darkest Realms by edieswan reviews
Edward's a determined Dom who needs a sub to train, and Bella's a lost girl in need of a Master. What they both find is something that neither of them expect. BDSM themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Mate by ace1014 reviews
AU Vampires have come out of the coffin. Bella draws the vampires in causing her to be put up or adoption and shipped around. She is in for the life changing matter of gaining a mate, not just any mate but the God of War. Lemons Cursing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Daylight Moon by AngelontheMoon93 reviews
It's Bella's first day at Forks High, and Edward encounters her for the first time in the cafeteria. But what if this time things are different? What if he can read her mind? What if she's not his singer? Will he still fall in love? Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,654 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Body Farm by Pennin Ink reviews
Sherlock's morbid obsession has John at his wits' end, so he takes Sherlock to the one place where no one will mind. Rated for corpses. Even if you squint, it still isn't slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,130 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Harry Potter and the Male Veela by marciejackson reviews
Harry's life is going through a major overhaul - from changing homes to finding a family, this summer is looking to be very different from the last one. But why does he keep waking up all achy in the mornings? Long lead up to the action - set up for part4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 65,275 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter, Son of Hogwarts by marciejackson reviews
What might have happened, had a certain conversation gone a little differently. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Overheard Conversations by Candybree reviews
Owen and Tosh overhear Jack and Ianto in Jack's office. rated T for safety
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
Welcome To Existence by Emerald-Rosalie reviews
Em/Bella. New Moon/Eclipse AU. Bella never jumped, Edward never came back. Three years have gone by and life for The Cullens has changed epically. No longer united, Emmett sets out on a journey to take back his life, and gives his heart along the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,218 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Don't I Know You? by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Edward can read Bella's mind, and always has done even though she lives in Pheonix, but here's the catch. Bella can read his too & knows what he is. They are best friends but have never actually met, so what happens when events take them both to Forks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,770 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
First Light by Tori Masen-Cullen reviews
A re-telling of the Twilight Saga,It 1991 and the Cullens saves the lives of the young Swan Family from a vicious vampire attack, what would happen if Charlie knew Edward was a Vampire and Edward could read Bella's mind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,190 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
S&M by StarkidPotterFan reviews
What was supposed to be a romantic dinner, turns into a wild night. Bella must be taught a lesson...Dominant Edward and Submissive Bella story. Songfic to Rihanna's S&M. Smut with emotion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Master please by HieiHayley reviews
Harry's been feeling down lately after Dumbledores death in book 6 and Voldemorts defeat. ADULT CONTENT! I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER. OOC! Harry/Snape Snape/master Harry/slave. If don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
OOPS! HAPPY NEW YEAR'S ANYWAY! by enov10 reviews
New Year's Eve: Charlie discovers what he thinks is the pack secret.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Charlie S., Sue
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8868 - Favs: 7,351 - Follows: 4,857 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,649 - Reviews: 4080 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4564 - Favs: 4,740 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4774 - Favs: 10,046 - Follows: 11,556 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
You are, The Only Exception by Holly1980 reviews
What if Carlisle had never changed Edward or Esme, which would have resulted in never changing Rosalie or Emmett? What if when Bella came to Forks, it was him that she wanted? AU Bella/Carlisle M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,113 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Sassafrass Junction by MsEerieChastain reviews
Twice burned, three times as heartbroken. Bella left Forks and returned to Phoenix to start again. Jasper walks into a bar to find a familiar face. He can't believe his eyes, but he likes what they see. Ditto Bella. Mature content, over 18 only, thx!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 143,334 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sandalwood and Juniper by Mrs.Robward reviews
**ON HAITUS** For Bella and Rosie Swan, two sisters that come from a family of witches, falling in love may be the trickiest spell of them all. A magical blend of Twilight and Practical Magic. AH, Canon Couples
Crossover - Twilight & Practical Magic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,356 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010
Revenge by minniemcmouse reviews
It was all Sirius' fault. If he hadn't annoyed the entire house then the entire house wouldn't be so desirous of revenge. Naturally he would never have dreamed Harry would be involved in any such vengeance, let alone mastermind it. SLASH SBHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,256 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A New Beginning by Spyrella reviews
AU 7 year old Harry has to face another school year, but with Dudley and his cronies seemingly around every corner at school, and his home-life leaving much to be desired, how will he find his way through? Can his new teacher really make the difference?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,101 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Mating Imperative by ace1014 reviews
Bella is returning to forks leaving behind an abusive step father and druggie mom. Once there she will be in for the ride of her life with three mates and best friends who are shifters. Our Bella is in for the ride of her life. Cursing. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,593 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8499 - Favs: 10,177 - Follows: 7,662 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Existentialism by thepiraticalconductor reviews
Edward and Elizabeth Masen run from an abusive father to the safe haven of Forks. There he meets a mysterious pair of twins and an odd family called the Cullens. When he is drawn to beautiful Isabel Cullen, he discovers another world unlike any other. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,650 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Game Night by wildbee reviews
What happens when the boy's game night gets derailed by a secret Dom/Sub relationship? A whole new kind of Game Night, that's what. Canon pairs as couples and Non-Canon pairs for smexin. Femme-Slash and Slash very likely. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,765 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 6,716 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Repercussions of an Unwilling Vanguard by Alzipher reviews
A chance meeting in the library tie Harry and Viktor together for the rest of their lives, it's just a matter of time before they realize that. Time is the issue though, as the Champions must complete their tasks and Harry decides to take control.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,690 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Blood of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,914 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,477 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
The Monstrosity in Humanity by JulesSC reviews
What if Renee's boyfriends weren't good men? What if this led to Bella having a very drastically different sort of childhood that no one knew about? This is Bella, engaged to Edward, telling him why he isn't a monster. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Young Man's Fancy by LJ Summers reviews
WINNER: BEST CARLISLE/BELLA FIC at The Non-Canon Awards! Can a vampire love again when his true mate's existence has been ended? Carlisle comes to Forks before the rest of the Cullens, meeting Bella Swan in – predictably – the ER. Their romance is allowed to flourish...until Edward catches her scent. This is NOT a romantic triangle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,482 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
When The Future Died by SpikyStar reviews
He controlled the elements, it wasn't enough. He was the powerful light wizard, but Voldemort was winning. Fate sent him back. No Slash please read, future Harry going back in time! Slight AU- Retains older body. fifth year Grammer fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 155,275 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P.
Where Reason Stops by MyShakingKnees reviews
According to ancient Chinese tradition; If you save someone's life, you're responsible for them for the rest of their existence. Edward took the words to heart. Beware: dark themes ahead. Rated M. Light Dom/sub-dynamics. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,994 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
Mine by XxEJMxX reviews
"Mine" he growled, "Yours" Cedric smiled in satisfaction, "Yes, Mine" Slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Cerulean Star by jshai reviews
As the human member of the Volturi, Bella is sent to live with her biological father in Forks. What happens when she meets the Cullens? And how will her relationship with the Volturi effect her love for Edward? Partially follows Twilight thru Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 134,002 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Like Magic by xPaige Turnerx reviews
You know the drill, Cullens are vamps, Bella's something more than human, they meet, yada, yada, yada, BUT DRAMA, ACTION, and ROMANCE are thrown into the jumble. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,060 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Alice
A cup of tea and a mystery by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Parallels by Miss Poki reviews
It was depravity, they knew, perversion of the vilest kind, but living in a dark cupboard with your twin sister for eleven years tends to slightly warp your notions of right and wrong. AU, incest. H/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Ultimate Weasley Prank by AirshipHead reviews
Fred and George trick Harry into testing their new product. It gives women a sex drive around Harry. Hilarity ensues, and much sex! Harry/Hermione Harry/Ginny Harry/Susan Bones Harry/Luna. Rated M for EXTREME sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3431 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Juggernaut by Miss Objection reviews
That's how I describe life. Shaped by external forces over which I have no control. Dealing with Edward and Esme's deaths hasn't been easy... But so has dealing with alien feelings for a certain someone. I never meant to fall in love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,277 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Harry Potter and The Trust by Meandering Fox reviews
Harry goes to sleep at 31, but wakes up on his 10th birthday in the cupboard under the stairs. Voldemort is still alive, as are many others. Can Harry end the second war before it starts? DH compliant, mostly. Bill, Remus, Dumbledore, and many more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,462 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 2,708 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Siren's Song by Enjorous reviews
Isabella Swan arrives in Forks with a secret so powerful that it threatens all those around her mortal and immortal alike. A bit A/U and OOC but hopefully not much and it is an A/B fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,011 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Alice, Bella
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4196 - Favs: 6,086 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Love Never Dies by ToryTigress92 reviews
Eventual Bella/Aro, Aro/OC. It's 1885 and something will happen that will change Aro's life forever. What will happen when he meets the love of his life again in 2010? Will they prove that, truly, love never dies? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,761 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - [Aro, Bella, OC] Edward - Complete
Lessons by EmmyDoll reviews
After entering their new relationship; Edward dedicates himself to teach Bella different lessons of life. Continued after 'Selfish Behavior' and contains BDSM and adult themes. Fair warning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,222 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3583 - Favs: 7,431 - Follows: 7,193 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
It all Started Two Days before Christmas by JB Rose reviews
It was one hell of a year. Two days before Christmas my world got turned round. Now I find myself with two mates both that are dangerous and hungry... Jasper/Bella Peter/Bella J/B/P and J/P
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Stranded in a car by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Seven contestants of a reality show are locked in a car together. Whoever can last the longest without leaving the car wins the 1 Million Galleon prize. Will they be able to stand the hunger and boredom? Will Percy drive them all crazy? Who will win?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Draco M., Percy W.
Mockingbird by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Harry's life seems to be crashing down. Voldemort is back, Cedric is dead, Umbridge is cruel and Harry doesn't think anyone can help him. But when Harry meets Cyrus Hayes, a mysterious new member of the Order, everything changes. Who is Cyrus, really?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Harry P., OC
Fate's hand by Idika reviews
Harry has many things to cherish and soon a brooding vampire would join that list However, is Edward ready to face the complications that come with being involved with the Dark Lord's son? Slash. AU. Dark Harry. EC/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,571 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 2,812 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Edward
The Family by Almis31 reviews
In a small town in Washington there is one family that you do not want to cross, one family who everyone fears. They are rich, powerful, ambitious, cunning and will stop at nothing to get what they want from life. AU-Human, OOC. Rated for violence etc...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,916 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Soul Mage by Narutoscreed reviews
Pre Hogwarts divergence. Harry has familial powers and three years with a ghostly member of his family to learn them before he enters Hogwarts. How will these powers shape the boy and his life?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,357 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 3,052 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Believe by ShutupnRead reviews
Bella and Edward lived together for 3 years as orphans before she's adopted and moves away. Years after they've stopped writing, his father gets a call from a worried doctor after admitting a 16 year old girl with a history of abuse. Is she beyond saving?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,161 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Our little marauder by SexySiri reviews
A spell gone wrong causes Sirius to be de- aged, and who better to look after him than Remus and James! Can Remus and James show Sirius that it is possible to have a good childhood? Contains spanking, slash and mentions of abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,631 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Mended Fences and Burned Bridges by Jolie71 reviews
Dudley and Harry may have spent seventeen years as enemies, but that night with the Dementors changed Dudley more than even Harry could even guess. What will happen when Dudley's last wishes are not respected by Vernon and Petunia? Not AU. DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Life Goes On by mjlt2 reviews
After the events of fifth year, Harry experiences a slightly different summer than what he may have originally expected... not that he's complaining. Post-OotP. Eventual Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,575 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Timelines by Toramaru reviews
Torchwood Three finds themselves in a sticky situation, Jack calls the Doctor for help and the Doctor rather likes the situation Jack is in. SLASH
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Harry Potter and the Clockwork Leap by Clell65619 reviews
A conceptual fusion of the Harry Potter series and the Quantum Leap TV Show. Chapters 1 and 2 extracted from my Thrilling Tales anthology/Bunny Hutch
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,666 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 186 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P.
A Series of Misadventures by Spirare reviews
Bella's secret is out when she is caught using her magic after James attacks. How will her magical and vampire families react and what happens when everyone loses their memories? AU/Slightly OOC Cannon couples. First fanfic. -ON TEMP HOLD-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,189 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Bella
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One plus One does Equal Three by JB Rose reviews
What happens if Alice wasn’t the only one to come back when Bella jumps? What happens when she meets the Volturi? and how did she land up in Antarctica? *Lemons later*B/J/C/M *Dominate Jasper,Carlisle & Marcus you have been told*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,812 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella
Teacher's Pet by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Cell Mates by lexiecullen17 reviews
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Straight-laced-Bella's bachelorette weekend in Vegas gets a wee bit out of hand. Entry for the FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wayward Home for Broken Souls by Mystical Magician reviews
The war is over, and the survivors need a place to heal. Away from England where their nightmares bleed into their waking hours, and the dead haunt their footsteps. HP/Twilight
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Harry P.
Prey by summer35 reviews
TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE Bella miraculously survives a vampire attack as a child. She returns to Forks 9 yrs later and against her will, she is drawn to Edward, and into a dangerous world where strict rules governed the uneasy coexistence...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cedric Diggory, the Inferi by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Bella Swan finds a mysterious newspaper with a picture of Edward Cullen in it. They call him 'Cedric Diggory' and an 'Inferi' and urge anyone with information on him to call their toll-free hotline. Major Twilight bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Kingsley S., N. Tonks
You Can't Kill Heroes by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
The Carrows have taken over Hogwarts and turned it into a place of torture. After hitting his head on a desk, Ernie has an epiphany, one that can spread hope among the students and cause trouble with the Death Eaters. Loyalty is a powerful thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2010
Hope Out Of Heartache by frykfryk reviews
Alice leaves Jasper to follow her true destiny, leaving him behind in Forks. When a new student arrives at Forks High, will Jasper be able to control his inner monster and learn to love again? A Jasper and Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,341 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Life's Secrets by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Dumbledore sent Bella to Forks, wandless and alone for her own protection after Wormtail escapes POA . It's been nearly a year since she stepped foot in the wizarding world, but she goes to the world cup with Ron. That's when everything goes downhill.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 124,129 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella
Secret Personalities by Penapree T. Novella reviews
Post New Moon. Bella has been keeping secrets, and the Cullens find out that she is not who she seems. MPD with a twist.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Once Upon a Cedric by twistyguru reviews
When Cedric died, Harry Potter lost his first love. What if that led to Harry going bad-REALLY bad? What if something could be done to prevent it? Harry/Cedric slash, het Draco/Other, Hermione/Ron, Technomagic, Dark!Harry implied, AU, NEW last Chapter up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,446 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
GreenFair by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Voldemort is defeated and life continues on. But while his friends have found their paths, Harry feels lost. No job, no special someone, and no idea what he wants to do… until he meets a woman who unwittingly inspires him in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Harry P.
Take These Lies and Make Them True by karaokegal reviews
Jack and Gwen teach Ianto a lesson in love. Threesome fic. Thanks to my beta, filthgoblin.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Ianto J., Gwen C. - Complete
The Charade by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Chief Swan has always been content to swallow the lies that Bella and Edward tell him. But after a conversation with one of his officers, Charlie questions his own judgment and decides it’s time for an unexpected visit during one of Bella’s sleepovers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Day in Ancient Rome by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
There was a girl riding a pink Vespa down the street. Ordinarily this wouldn’t particularly have caught Rose’s attention, but as she was standing in ancient Rome at the time the Vespa rather stood out... Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Punish Me by jasperohHALEyeah reviews
Bella has been such a bad girl that she has to go see Principal Cullen. hot little one-shot that is my entry for the D/s birthday contest. ExB AH AU OOC rated M for LEMONS A PLENTY! please review it makes me smile!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finally Found Love by Zaytyll reviews
After moving home to be closer to her family, Bella meets and falls for sexy Doctor Daddy Edward. Lemons. Entry for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 5,342 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Something Other by Unofficial Cullen reviews
Bella Swan is not a vampire, werewolf, or witch. She’s “something other.” Vamps/Werewolves included. Canon Pairings. Nominated for Indie TwiFic award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,708 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Fading Light by The Morrigu reviews
Once Harry Cullen, formerly Harry Potter, meets his soon to be sister-in-law, Bella Swan, his past catches up to him. The Order, a group of talented vampires, seeks Bella, and he has several choices to make that could decide the fate of his world. TwiXHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Keeper by A. E. Giggle reviews
When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,058 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Jaded by angel74 reviews
Angry with his best friends, Harry pushes them away and decides to live with Remus at Hogwarts. When forced to see a therapist, will he begin to understand what his nightmares may mean? Daily updates!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 29,023 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Small Print by Coquettishness reviews
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Cygnet and the Strigoi by CapnSureYouAre reviews
I used to think I was average, you know, dull and boring. Then I found out I was a shape-shifting, reincarnated death goddess with a knack for vengeance, the boy I'm obsessed with is my immortal enemy, and my friends are werewolves. So much for average.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Survival of the Soul by Lady Saffir reviews
The trauma suffered by Bella for three years has left lasting mental scars. Surrounded by the support and love of the Cullen family, Bella begins to grow and finds out there is more to life than simply surviving.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,467 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
What's Left Unsaid by angel74 reviews
Ron and Hermione are worried about their best friend after everything that has happened. They decide to investigate whether or not Harry is truly "fine" at the Dursleys. What they discover was worse than they ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,125 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
So I Said by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
SLASH. Harry Potter is in need of someone to depend on. Sirius is in need of someone to love. Remus wants to be loved. Threesome fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Messin' With Eddie by LJ Summers reviews
AU Let's pretend there's no Rosalie when Bella Swan comes to Forks High. Edward flees the state to avoid killing Bella, and leaves his siblings Emmett, Alice and Jasper behind for damage control. Light. Fluffy. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The New Leader Of The Order Of The Phoenix by IrishCailin16 reviews
Harry is wating impatiently for his birthday to arrive so that he can leave Privet Drive, but when some unexpected visitors turn up at his uncle's house, he finds that his plans for the summer have changed drastically...but for better or for worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,400 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Remus L., Harry P.
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8691 - Favs: 14,138 - Follows: 2,927 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Judas Has a Song Stuck in His Head by Jayne Foyer reviews
It's "Womanizer".
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Finding Bella by Wishingforlove81 reviews
Held captive for almost four years by two nomadic vampires, Bella is found unconscious and battered. When she awakens in the Cullen household, the family is distressed to find how deeply she’s fallen into the role forced on her as an abused pet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
All in the Family by juicyvampire reviews
Carlisle extends a family invitation to a newly turned Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,087 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Carlisle, Bella
Not a Pet by wuogkat reviews
Bella ponders Laurent's description of her as Edward tries to talk their way out of trouble with the Volturi. Knowing that Edward would never change her on purpose, Bella takes her mortality into her own hands. Reader beware this is kind of a violent.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,856 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yesterday's Hero by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
It's not every day you realise you're Merlin reincarnated. Even if your name is Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 132 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P.
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
The Principal's Office by bemj11 reviews
What had I done to deserve this? What could I have possibly done that was so horrible, so wicked, so vile, that as punishment I currently had all eight of the Cullens sitting in my office? The Cullens get sent to the principal's office. plete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
The Law of the Jungle by Roozette reviews
Everyone knows the law of the jungle. NEVER come between a lioness and her cub. Not even death will prevent Lily Potter from keeping her child safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,888 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Cheating Death by bemj11 reviews
I wondered if maybe my number were up. If we had been cheating death all this time and now, finally, it had caught up with me. I wondered if I should panic. Bella's point of view. Chapter thirteen up. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,991 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Forbidden by XquidditchxbeaterX reviews
A tale about a master and his slave. Mature slash, but not too angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Passenger by iamvamp reviews
Rose and Nessie Bella and Edward's 4yr old daughter make their way home from a shopping trip by bus. Nessie manages to grab Emmett's attention and the three of them have a little fun on the way home.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Time is Running Low by Anki-Shai reviews
"Don't be stupid Potter, go back. Fix everything that went wrong. " Those were the last words Harry heard from Snape before falling into a multicolored twister .Time Travel, may contain some Deathly Hallows spoilers. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,797 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Sweet Monster by Kapootya reviews
OOC, AU, lemons, Cannon couples. Edward is a martial arts fighter, a human, and just moved to Forks. Bella is a vampire within the Cullen family who just moved back to Forks from Italy. Lots of messed up scenarios and drama! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,922 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Daughter of Time by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The Doctor wasn’t ever expecting an Eternal to present him with a small child she said was his granddaughter, particularly since he’d never had children. But Susan turned out to be worth it. Long-ish. Spoilers for Fleur de Temps future chapters. Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2009 - 1st Doctor, Susan F. - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Throwing Up by bemj11 reviews
Warning: Unlike most of my other works, this one is intentionally stupid. But the idea hit me and wouldn't let me go until I wrote it and published it. What happens when the Cullens are thought to be anorexic in their new school? Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Selfish Behavior by EmmyDoll reviews
When Bella behaves childishly and selfishly how does Edward handle it? The more dominant side of Edward is in this story and it does contain a spanking, fair warning! Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sacrificed Sacrifice by Maud Greyluck reviews
The war had been over for a year but Harry once again sacrifices himself for greatest good. Is the price he has to pay this time too high even for him? Post DH Sirry slash. Exchange gift for Secret Sirry Santa 2008. Ch 2 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,284 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Babysitting by Candybree reviews
Ianto agrees to babysit for his sister and has to call in the reinforcements. Rated to be safe just in case.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Joys of Parenthood by Lady Saffir reviews
Carlisle learns that he shouldn't promise to answer a question until he knows what the question is. “Granddad, if I show you something, will you explain it to me?”
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The Santa Conspiracy by pandorasnotebook reviews
Christmas Oneshot. The Cullen boys all have a bone to pick with Santa. How does Carlisle fit into this? Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
The New Addition by dreaminspired reviews
Edward gives Bella a present the whole vampire family falls in love with. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Diamonds are Forever a Girl's Best Friend by Emma Hardy reviews
Starts at the end of Eclipse and moves forward from there. Edward follows through on his promises to Bella, and in turn their promise to the Volturi, that she would be changed. So what more could the Volturi want from them? E/B...M for lemon later on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,692 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
FINDING HIMSELF by Minisinoo reviews
The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 350,952 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Old Friend, New Love by xBlibberingxHumdingerx reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends before Edward moves. Six years later Bella and a faintly familiar bronze haired god go on a date. What do they do when they figure out who each other actually is? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter and the Gifts of the Mage by Pchefbeth reviews
Takes place immediatly following the Half Blood Prince. My version of what book 7 would have been like. Harry/Ginny Hermoine/Ron pairing. No main character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Crazy Adventures of Jasper and Emmett at Night by madeinchina371 reviews
Exactly like the title. Written with lots of details, this story would be a great way to pass a few minutes you would otherwise spend being bored. Like Jasper and Emmett are. Which is why they go on these adventures. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008
Mary, Honey by Jayne Foyer reviews
-"Well EX-CUSE ME for being the Chosen One!"
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008
Harem by CallistoLexx reviews
It's Halloween and Alice is throwing a party, where Edward and Bella want nothing more than to get away. Edward/Bella, AU/AH, sequel to Trapped & Freed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Black Brothers: The Horcruxes Hunt by Maud Greyluck reviews
What if Sirius didn't threw out Slytherin's locket but kept it and asked a certain house-elf a very important question? How fast everything can go to hell? Is blood indeed thicker than water and how far a man can go to save his child?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,778 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Every Person Has Secrets by EdwardAnthony reviews
Bella is on a flight. Thinking that is was truly her last moment, she babbles all of her secrets to a dishy guy sitting besides her. She survives. The famous founding boss is coming for a look at the UK branch. He is the same person from the flight.....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,698 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 5,483 - Follows: 3,429 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Trauma Minor by Lady Saffir reviews
Carlisle gets an unexpected visit from Bella at work.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Time in a Bottle by teshara reviews
The Victorian Wizarding World. Hermione is thrown back in time due to a Time-Turner accident. The young Dumbledore brothers come to her rescue and she finds unexpected romance... and a mystery to be solved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,377 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2004 - [Hermione G., Albus D., Aberforth D.] OC
Freed by CallistoLexx reviews
All Human AU, BPOV, sequel to Trapped. Bella surprises Edward at home.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapped by CallistoLexx reviews
All Human AU, BPOV. A drunken game of Truth or Dare with Alice leads to Bella spending her Saturday night somewhere she never expected. E/B, Em/R. ADULT CONTENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 141 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Educational by Lady Saffir reviews
Bella knew Edward was paranoid when it came to her safety, she just didn't know how paranoid he could be. "Missile. Proof. Glass," I repeated slowly, my hands still on my hips as I glared up at him.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 3,949 - Follows: 4,740 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
The Beyond by Permanent Rose reviews
Some called her a fairy, others a princess or an angel. Some even dared to call her a witch. Renesmee one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Me and Myself by The Funny Idiot reviews
Time Travel fic, slight AU. Yup, another one of these. Harry goes back in time and ends up raising himself, while trying to prevent Voldemort's rise to power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,485 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Harry P.
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 231 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Mage's Child by Hubristic Chick reviews
Forces of Magic call a faery to young Harry Potter. An unpredictable 'whatif' story. Bringing Harry, Remus, Sirius and Severus into the mix... Edited Chapters Now Posted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,930 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P.
Just Right by albe-chan reviews
Sirius knows his feelings for Harry are wrong. But he can stop them no more than Harry can stop his own feelings toward his godfather. What happens one depressive night after too many drinks? basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. SBHP. For Decimare
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Pact by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Two strange children make a pact. Years later they meet at Hogwarts. Harry/Hermione. AU. Non-canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 364 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Black Hearted Auror by Darth Cious reviews
AU of HBP. After losing his Godfather and promising to think before he acts, Harry receives a letter from the new Minister of Magic with an intriguing proposal, he gains a new ally and begins doubting an old one. Independent!Harry Realistic!Honks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,637 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Cosa Nostra by I Nightfox I reviews
Born and raised in the shallows of human corruption, Harry Potter discovers the world that has laid beyond the brick wall. Join Harry as he confronts the echelons of Wizardry and does what he was raised to do -- gain control and power. Mafia!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,903 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Harry P.
Illusions by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The horcrux within Harry has fundamentally changed his nature, but only Snape seems to notice. Harry has plans for the wizarding world, and the worst part is that this might actually be a good thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 236 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry’s Twist by Ten Toes reviews
AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P.
Divergence by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Voldemort is dead, but in his place is an eleven year old Tom Riddle pulled out of time, with no idea what is going on. He's got a lot to catch up on, and Harry has a lot to teach him. AU. Follows canon until book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Luxuria by nia-ox reviews
Jasper and Bella are left alone for two days, and when the Cullens come back, Bella has to deal with the aftermath. Bella's POV, my first fan fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,256 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Second Chance At Happiness by Roozette reviews
Two years after the final battle Harry Potter has endured devestating losses including his love Draco Malfoy. Then Hermione comes up with a plan go back to before the curse began and try again. A second chance at love, at happiness...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,434 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5316 - Favs: 9,626 - Follows: 2,886 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 175 - Published: 3/20/2008
Suicide Mission by CSnow reviews
Albus Dumbledore is dead. The Ministry of Magic has been overrun by Death Eaters. Voldemort has captured the Boy Who Lived and three of the members of the Order of the Phoenix decide to take things into their hands and attempt a suicide mission.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Long Kiss Goodnight by wargear reviews
Just what made Dumbledore so confident that Harry would be safe with the Dursleys? Chapter 10 the letters arrive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P.
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
The Road Not Taken by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Could there have been someone Carlisle considered changing before he met Edward? Carlisle's POV. In Canon. Set Pre-Twilight and after New Moon. Written for Eowyn77's Presidents' Day Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
How to get to school when the Portal's Broken by Seel'vor reviews
At the beginning of second year, Dobby blocks the portal at Kings Cross. Ron steals the car and flies away. How do Harry and Hermione get to school? H/Hr Silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sillyness at the World Cup by Seel'vor reviews
How do wizards travel? Or sleep when away from home? Harry decides to 'think outside the box'. HHr, Traces of Dr. Who
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
We Fight For This by Jolie71 reviews
AU. Begins Xmas before Harry's first year. Severus and Remus are married and have a family. This will be a retelling of JKRs books with a different set up at the beginning. Will contain massive spoilers for the entire series. SLASH and MPREG reference
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Severus S., Remus L.
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Stuck on You by BlackShuck reviews
Sirius is jealous. Harry is oblivious. A prank is played. It has some interesting results and two pranksters discover unexpected things as they struggle with the consequences of their own actions. Fluffy slash. HPSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,843 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Family by Jolie71 reviews
Alternate Universe, contains some spoilers through book 7 Harry is in for a few fun surprises now that Voldemort is gone, and really. . . .doesn't he deserve them? Will contain spanking and slash in later chapters. SiriusRemus pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,399 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Spell of Nietzsche by wargear reviews
Harry receives an unusual bequest, and discovers one of the most shocking secrets of the BoyWhoLived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 345 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P.
Unplanned Changes by teal-lover reviews
Complete Chris changed more than he ever expected with his trip to the past, which in turn lead to more changes to his future. Series finale fix.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Chris H., Victor B. - Complete
Odd Companions by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When Harry begins at Hogwarts, he brings a disconcerting friend, the Grim Reaper himself. WIP Chapter five substantially added to as of 1st Jan 08!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,785 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Harry P.
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Rift in Time by CharmedBec reviews
When a grownup Wyatt and Chris unexpectedly find themselves in an alternate and evil future, they must work together with their past family to prevent the universe from spiralling into utter chaos before it’s too late…
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,379 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Elise R., Wyatt H.
Professor Potter's Sorting Hat Song by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Every year a member of the Hogwarts staff has to write a Sorting Song for the Sorting Hat. Perhaps they shouldn’t have chosen Harry. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Unrequited by CharmedBec reviews
When Emily Hargreaves meets Wyatt and Chris Halliwell, she has no idea how complicated her life is about to become. Set in the changed future. It’s about life, love and all of that…
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 241,305 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Elise R. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Guild of the Night by Katling reviews
Harry suffers a terrible injury at the Dursleys that leaves his ability to face Voldemort in doubt. But with the help of Remus Lupin and a mysterious new teacher he has a chance to become more than he was before. HG, RHr, NL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 108,105 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Second Chance: The Rewrite by S.L reviews
The war in his world is over: Harry Potter, tired of fighting, uses a spell that will take him to a new world, where his parents, and friends are alive, but where he died as a baby. Is this new start too good to be true?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,251 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., James P.
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 570 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Shards by wargear reviews
Harry finds an unexpected solution to his friends inability to master the Animagus transformation. Chapter 10 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,630 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Harry P.
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Forgotten by nine miles to go reviews
Chris wakes up one perfectly normal day to find that nobody in his family can remember who he is. Set in the original timeline. Chris centric...duh!
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Elise R.
Undo, Retry by Olafr reviews
Harry's killed by Lucius Malfoy. Or is he? The Prophecy gets in the way, and Harry has to do it all again. [at long last, ch.5 the trip to hogwarts]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by wargear reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unicorn Guild by JoAnna47 reviews
A surprise birthday party, peculiar behavior from Aunt Petunia, a new DADA teacher with a grudge against Slytherin House, a Weasley wedding, more trips into the Forbidden Forest, and yet another prophecy are just a few of Harry's sixth-year adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,183 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Harry P.
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,939 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
The Ties That Bind by scififantasychic reviews
This story takes place immediately before "Oh, My Goddess" and assumes Chris had been in the past, laying the groundwork for his plans, for some time before actually "saving" Phoebe in the attic. We follow him through the hours leading up to his arrival
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Chris H.
Blame the Pain Meds The HarryDraco Saga by Private Maladict reviews
I wrote this while drugged out of my eyeballs after having my wisdom teeth out. I take no responsibility for this poem. So bad it'll make you weep, it's a heroic tale of love, courage and forbidden potions - all in verse. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2005
The Secret Ingredient by sodoto reviews
Chris comes to Piper on another of his demon quests, and decides to help her speed up the process, unwittingly letting slip his biggest secret...
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Elise R., Piper H.
The Amazing Illegal Wonder Potion by Private Maladict reviews
Sirius Black is back from the dead, and trying to win the man he loves... by any means necessary! An outrageous parody of all things trashy the fandom, featuring gay!Sirius, clueless!Harry, slut!Ginny and Don't-Even-Ask!Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,580 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
One Small Problem by FennecFox11 reviews
Chris did die by Gideon's athame, but death is rarely definite in the Halliwell family. Now he's stuck in the past with no way home and no way out, at least not until he can talk.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,830 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Chris H., Belthazor
Grim Dawn by Robin4 reviews
Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Azura: The Black Mage Girl by Paladestine
A new girl comes to Hogwarts, from a family in the shadows. Cocky, smart and very mysterious, young Azura is ready for her adventure. -Set around the time of the second book. Email me for character art. Contains Mild Langauge & Mild Sexual Themes (Very Mi
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,568 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003
My Mad House reviews
A compilation of my wacky and wonderful one shots. Varying from humourous to angsty to just plain nonsensical. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2011