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Once Upon a time…

…In a magical land filled with no school, bored kids, and plot bunnies, there lived a beautiful princess. And this princess was talented at everything, everyone loved her and she was the happiest person in the world. Everything was well and good in the Kingdom of Manga until one day the very lowly servant of the princess realized that the queen to be was just another Mary Sue and tried to warn her people of the destruction of wonderful plots ensuing. All across the land civil war erupted and eventually the Kingdom was no more. And then the princess pulled a Dragonball Z and everything was back to normal again. There was much rejoicing! Except for the poor little servant girl, who was banished to a world of school and asian moms, never to be heard from again. Well, excluding now. Because you guys share the same unfortunate fate I do, so you are trustworthy enough to hear my sad tale.

But anywho, I guess I should thank you for visiting my profile. There isn’t much on it so it’s kinda a waste of your time, but you’re also probably reading my stories and that’s not much better. See, I’m not a very good writer, but I try because those silly bunnies jump at you from nowhere and bug you to death. Those jerks.

I hope you at least somewhat enjoy my stuff and please review, because I love feedback!

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Unlocking the Gatekeeper by Persephonae reviews
A new visitor to Fairy Tail throws Lucy into a chain of events that will force her to grow in order to protect those she cares most about. With the magical world in chaos and dangerous creatures running rampant, she must risk everything to save the only family she has left. Will she ever have a love life at this rate? Pre-CH208. Slow N&L. Lucy-centric. OCs. Action. Hilarity.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 405,185 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Deliverance by zukoshotpants reviews
When Zuko finds Katara at the market, his first instinct is to take her back to the palace and question her. But these two have a habit of not quite being able to keep away from each other; as he continues to try and get information out of her, things continuously get more and more- complicated. Zutara. Rated M for reasons.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
A Den of Beasts by kcrae reviews
Arya returns to Westeros after leaving the order of Faceless men to find that the Dragon Queen has declared Sansa Queen in the North and Sansa is engaged to be married. She decides to head to Winterfell. AryaxGendry. Some light SanxSan, BriennexJaime. Ch. 15 up as of 3/2-all that's left after Ch. 15 is the epilogue guys!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,482 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Three Nights on the Run by BrienneofThrace reviews
Post ADWD: As Jaime and Brienne flee from Lady Stoneheart and the Brotherhood with Podrick Payne, feelings and tensions work themselves out in unexpected ways. Contains language and sexual content.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,758 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Jaime L., Brienne T. - Complete
Hidden by Goldstraw reviews
Hiding does no-one any good it seems. Prompt: "With Jaime asleep beside her, Brienne gets the courage to touch him. What she doesn't realize is he's actually awake and only feigning sleep." Hope this fill does this prompt justice as it doesn't go into the kink side of the meme and wanders round it like a lost puppy. I own nothing and owe GRRM everything.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Jaime L., Brienne T. - Complete
lessthanthree by moon strut reviews
"You kneed some girl in the ovaries, were sexually harassed by Sasuke, and then proceeded to duct tape him to the treadmill. How's that for a party?" IMs, text messages, and Facebook. Many things could go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Seven by rachellephant reviews
...Deadly sins, that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Angles by Coco-Minu reviews
At the right angle, in a line of sight, one might wonder why he never stopped staring at her for so much as a second. RoyxRiza one hundred themes challenge drabbles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 74,366 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
You'll Fall Down A Hole by Lollerskateslex reviews
WCMI verse. Everyone knows that in the real world Alice dreams of Wonderland, but what does she dream about when she's in Wonderland?
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Temari's Test by rachellephant reviews
Temari didn't like the idea of a date with him, that lazy bastard. It was only fitting then, that she should design a test for him to pass. A test devised to make him fail, and fail at all costs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,366 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Picture Perfect by foxtrotelly reviews
Despite the receding hairline and broken hips, growing old with her has been the best thing that's ever happened to him. “What’s got you so stunned?” "I looked good when I was younger."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2705 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
remixed by moon strut reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the story of how Romeo and Tybalt ran into the sunset and lived a happily gay life together. —sasuke&sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Checkmate by Shockrider reviews
During one of Temari's routine visits to Konoha, she and Shikamaru start to grow closer. The question is, how will they handle this new game? More importantly, who will win?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,089 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 113,509 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Whisper in the Night by IncessantOblivion reviews
Sakura never thought she'd see Sasuke again, but as fate would have it their missions collide and she finds her hope as been renewed...but will she be able to save Sasuke from himself in the midst of plans of war?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,142 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eat Your Heart Out, Juliet by Miranda Panda-chan reviews
Because my Paris isn't her Paris, my Capulet isn't her Capulet, and my Romeo isn't her Romeo. And I am no Juliet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hana Ni Arashi by Raina1 reviews
Yamai wa ki kara, sickness is a thing of the spirit. She never asked for this life and living it as a Uchiha wasn't making it any easier. Genfic. Divergent timeline and events from The Valley of the End.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,805 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
I Know Those Eyes by roomfishing reviews
[Complete] Seven years following Sasuke’s disappearance, Sakura, now a medical-nin, goes on an ANBU assassination mission. SasuSaku. Contains spoilers, PG-13 for mild V, L, S.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,380 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Lingering Silence reviews
His endless ebony eyes were filled with understanding as hers were drowning with anguish. He took a step forward and rested his head on her shoulder, his silence being the only answer necessary. One shot, Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete