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Joined 05-31-09, id: 1953661, Profile Updated: 09-04-13
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.

"There's a time and a place for everything.. I believe it's called 'fanfiction'."

- Joss Whedon (Creator of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer', 'Angel')


I was on Hiatus, but now I think I'll come back... Yeah, I'll come back ;D


WOOT, yeah... not really back, but I'm going to stop being such a douche XD
It that feeling of less-douchery comes with age, and basically because I didn't notice it before.

lol, someone kill me before I get to far...

[/face desk]

I

Am

A

Freaking

Idiot

WHO LOVES ONE DIRECTION! Wooo, *fist-pump* Go girl crazy over British boy bands!

DAMNNN, THEY BE FINE AS FUCK!

-May 27th, 2012


That was clearly an old update that I'm leaving up because it amuses the fuck out of me that I actually wrote that. I really can't believe I wrote that.

wtf was I on.

Oh, and before I forget WHY I'm updating this, it's because my old stories are crap and I'm ashamed I didn't finish more of them. Might still happen though, but lately I've been focusing on creating my own stories, and let's just say I've gotten my character to really come alive. If it interests me enough one day, I'll probably donate my time to writing another story. This time clean, fresh, and with an ending..

-August 31st, 2012


Whoa, haven't been here in a long ass time.

Mind you, the reason is probably cause I've stopped writing Naruto fanfiction all together- got myself into the One Direction fanfiction with Larry and Ziall, some Sterek, a dash of Johnlock, possible Scorose and just like an abundance of fandoms that I'm currently choking down like a nine inch dick.

I think I might have gotten more vulgar.

It's currently Day 1 of my second year in University, class is shit, life is shit, boyfriend is gone to the city at a different University, and I'm bored. So I thought I should check up on old fanficy, and see how things have been going- I'll start by saying that- yes, I'm going to be uploading stories again

But no, they won't be Naruto based.

In fact, I'm considering creating a whole other Fanfiction account and rebuild a following, my stories are so old that I doubt anyone who still follows me even realises I'm still on their follow list, not to mention how crappy the writing is.

So alas, I'll be out galavanting through another adventure on this account: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5098254/KaamenCosPri
I'd be so very pleased if you'd check it out, possibly read a few of my stories that I'm going to be uploading, review a few times, maybe even following me. Might be nice, I might like the gesture.

I might also like to win the lottery and have Dylan O'Brian tug me into his arms and make sweet love to my mouth before venturing to the deep South with his penis, but we don't all get everything we want.

-September 4th, 2013

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With Bated Breath by Noc007 reviews
A realistic look at those who appear in the Naruto world. A young woman awakens to find herself in a world she knows nothing about or its language. Not only does she faces the task of surviving in a strange and hostile world, but how will her appearance alter the original events in the story - especially with a presence like her own? OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,904 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 11/17/2008 - OC
We Did It by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sex, with them, had never just been about the pleasure—it was about the connection. Making love to each other had always been the only way they felt utterly unified. Smut Anthology.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,454 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/28/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Flavor of Life by matsujunchann reviews
There she was, holding her ANBU mask smirking at him, knowing exactly how much it hurt his pride. Uchiha Sasuke, the solemn heir to a prestigious clan, serving under no one less than Haruno Sakura. Life couldn't get any worse... right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Domineering Whats Mine by Murdered.By.A.Marionette reviews
"Pay attention to me. I dont care if I have to cripple you and tie you in chains to my basement wall. I will get what I want little Sakura." !WARNING! - extreme violence and torture., THIS IS NOT A HAPPY FIC. LIGHTHEARTS BEWARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 159,045 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Rough Times Of One Rose Genevra Jean Weasley by Conscience-Artist reviews
*Sequel to "The Hard Times"* I wish someone could tell me why exactly Scorpius wants to give me rings left, right and centre, why maternal instincts come easier to Albus rather than me and why I can't bear to be away from my son. I must be losing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,151 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W., James S. P.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 66,486 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven - Complete
The Birthday Present by GraeLiars reviews
Rose Weasley's birthday is on it's way to being fabulously uneventful until one Scorpius Malfoy decides to give her an innocent last minute gift that may not be as last minute or innocent as it appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,158 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Konoha's New Girl by ArtismyEmoLove reviews
Konoha High School Is Used To The Name "Sasuke Uchiha". Sakura Haruno, The New Girl In School, Decides To Riot This Little Shin-ding Until They Remember Her Name And Her Name Only. Little Does She Know, Sasuke Wants Her Moaning His Name. M For Future Smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,618 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Life Of Sasuke by Lord Rekhyt reviews
Sasuke lives a broken, disillusioned life. In his second year of college, he meets up with Naruto and falls in love, but is that ever enough? I think not... This is the story of how Sasuke went about claiming the blond boy of his dreams. M Rated. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Hinata H., Kiba I.
Our Ludicrous Hate by juicy.kiwi reviews
It's one of those ridiculous love stories that makes you want to scream. "Tell him/her 'I F'in LOVE YOU' already!" Too bad Sakura hates his gut. While Sasuke is too much of an ... Well, they'll live. AU-Smuttiness's here. wink
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,961 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sisterly and Brotherly Love by K and Jazz reviews
Sakura was adopted into the Uchiha family at a young age. Now's they're 17 and she's starting to crush on her brother Sasuke, and the best part is he's crushing back just as hard. Can they hide it? WARNING, REALLY OLD BADLY WRITTEN IN THE BEGINNING FIC. MAY REWRITE SOON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,274 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Snow Glare by The Angel Of Sincerity reviews
Sasuke kidnaps Sakura in the hopes that she will conduct the surgery needed to save his sight. "You may be different but you are still annoying as all hell Sakura" . "You know what's funny Sasuke? I don't care anymore" Sasu x Saku - with LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,371 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Catching the copycat:the Scarecrow and the healer by Raphael01 reviews
Kakashi 101: How to woo a women. Insert Kakashi Hatake an underworld leader, sprinkle a few gay Uchiha's here and there, add a few bumps and BANGS along the way... and that son is how I met your mother- did i mention she was a cop. HOMOPHOBES BEWARE- AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,056 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Fangrlz II: Legends by Destiny's Hand reviews
The girls have returned to the Naruto world, but there's no returning to the way things were. War is on the horizon, and choices must be made that will change them forever. Can they - and their friendship - survive the horrors of a shinobi war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Out Of Milk by 74days reviews
Derek Hale had been invited to stay at Sheriff Stilinski's house after being somewhat of a Hero - much to Stiles distress. Surely living with Derek will never end well... Basically STEREK. All the time.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,786 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
You Were Right There by ChibiVampireQueen reviews
Sequel to Obviously Blinded. The story title is just what it says. This story will not be what it seems to be. Sasuke is a succesful business owner living the perfect life. EXCEPT oh yea, Sakura is the missing piece. Will they find their way to each other
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,284 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Yin Yang by ChibiVampireQueen reviews
Sakura is the school's hot nerd. She tries to fit in only to land in a detention of trouble. Sasuke saw her detention of trouble and ran away like a coward. What's the outcome of their faults? *gasp* I can't be!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
I Thought I Was Safe by ChibiVampireQueen reviews
Sakura was living the perfect life until she turned 14. She developed curves, breast, ass, and everything else. I know you're thinking isn't this a good thing. In her case no. Let the sexual harassment begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Obviously Blinded by ChibiVampireQueen reviews
Sakura and Sasuke were 13 when this first began. Tenten threw a party and Sasuke and Sakura got drunk. They had sex and Sakura gets pregnant. She has to support her child and take the pain of being called a whore. She runs away and doesn't look back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,136 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chocolate Roses by K and Jazz reviews
From the moment she was adopted by that silver-haired man, to the moment one of his five adopted sons said 'I love you', Sakura's life began spiraling downward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,253 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Past, Present & Future by The Lady-P reviews
...She also wasn't wearing any knickers under his t-shirt so when she stretched up to get some plates he caught a glimmer of two rosy cheeks…he shook the thought away, this wasn't going to work...Rose/Scorpius, Charles Dickens 'A Christmas Carol' inspired
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,026 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Boy Guide by Sharinganblossom reviews
Holy Abercrombie model...yea this is going to be a long summer. Watch Sakura as she struggles to survive in her huge new home, and befriend the unfriendly Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,957 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Where The Story Ends by my.name.is.mary reviews
The ceremony was on a sunny September morning. She still was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Then, her hazel eyes found mine, and I knew, I would always love her... Sequel to My Life Would Suck Without You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,487 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Till We Say Goodbye, Larry Stylinson by biggerthanme reviews
Harry and Louis finally get together but they keep it a secret. A roller coaster ride of their lives where they're struggling with acceptance and their own feelings. One Direction/Larry Stylinson slightly AU, one-shot
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Complete
Hands by ELF-yes i am short reviews
One direction: Larry Stylinson and Niam Horayne. They want each other, but it's always seemed they can't be together. Until now.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012
Apocalyptica by kallmered reviews
Use our Haruno genjutsu to bring him to his knees… Make that boy beg for you…" She remembered her mother's final words and looked up at him with her plan poised to set in motion. All she needed was the opening and HE would beg...Lemon SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3359 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just One Night by Kanryu reviews
She had never told anyone of her secret, a secret that shamed her to this very day still. He, so different from her in so many ways, could very possibly be the one who is so alike her in ways that no one could have imagined, and also be the one to help. Hiatus until 2013.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,394 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Papa Don't Preach by NixiStix reviews
Rose left, but she discovers something that might just have her crawling back to Scorpius. Think about the title people, and you'll know exactly what I mean ;-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,135 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
My Devotion by WrittenAnonymous reviews
"Marry me!" I shouted, my voice piercing the silence of the night. "Marry me and I'll prove to you that I love you!" *HER EYES SEQUEL*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 122,849 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Excuses by GraeLiars reviews
Whenever they slept together either Rose or Scorpius had a perfectly justifiable reason for doing so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,165 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Hate That I Love You by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
With Naruto and Hinata getting married in a week, can Sakura and Sasuke manage to survive without giving into temptation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,094 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by WriterInDress reviews
Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,428 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Impossible Improbabilities in Progress by aej325 reviews
They were supposed to be hated enemies - so how is it that she wound up in this position? Trapped against the stone wall, her arms holding onto him like a lifeline.. talk about being stuck between a rock and a 'hard' place. Rose/Scorp, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Comatose To Rebirthing by I-eat-Deidara-Rawr reviews
Sakura wakes up from a coma to find that she has lost everything. Her parents,younger brother,best friend,boyfriend, and any sliver of happiness she ever had. But after being passed around in foster care someone wants to adopt her..and his name is Pain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
My Life Would Suck Without You by my.name.is.mary reviews
It was a sunny September morning when I first saw her. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Her bright red hair caught my eye, but when her hazel eyes suddenly found mine, I knew, I was in love................................... SM/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,280 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Hard Times of one Rose Genevra Jean Weasley by Conscience-Artist reviews
Between Madam Pomfrey wanting to shove her wand up my you-know-what and Scorpius Malfoy being an insensitive git, this child in me will never stand a chance, and i'm due to give birth a week before OWL's. Oh well, I still have Albus. I guess. TEEN PREG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 214,572 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Life of the Child by TheUn-POP-ableBubble reviews
Sakura Haruno couldn't have been happier when Sasuke Uchiha returned to the Leaf Village and Team 7 was restored. Now, at age 20, when another Uchiha joins the ranks conflicts arise, dreams are lost, and, ultimately, a new family is born.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,907 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Konoha Church Camp by Caffeinewired reviews
Church camp has never been so adolescently brilliant. Mortal enemies since kinder garden, what will Sasuke and Sakura do when they go to the same church camp over the summer? M for later chapters. Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,515 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Clandestine Heart by ChaoticIrony reviews
Sasuke & Sakura find themselves in some very strange situations when Tsunade sends them on the most awkward mission of their lives. Rated M for LEMON/s in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,294 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Her Eyes (OLD) by WrittenAnonymous reviews
She shoved me against the wall, her hands grasping desperately at my shirt. "Rose," I said hoarsely, "we can't...I won't do this to you-" But it was too late; her lips crushed to mine and my words were cut off. It took me a moment to react. But I did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,439 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
I've Got More by VioletWylde reviews
Getting laid was not enough, I am determined to make him mine. Normally I wouldn't work so hard to convince somebody but for him I make an exception. Resisting was his first mistake - I will show him the error of his ways. Sasunaru. There will be lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,933 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coincidences by theonesakura reviews
He was a stranger, at least that's what she thought. She ran into him ruining his suit, insulting him, however making the false assumption that he was an ordinary guy of the street. What are the chances of this guy being her boss? AU With other pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Sakura transferred to Konoha High, and is now living with Sasuke....Huh. Funny how things turn out. sasusaku, naruhina, shikatema, kibaino, nejiten. Several OC's, and definitely OCness. Rated M for language and later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,094 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Diaries of Haruno Sakura: my life! by thesweetnessofdreams622 reviews
Our eyes met for the first time, emerald and onyx clashed. Time stopped for me, and I didn't want to pull away. Never in my entire life did I think this would happen, I guess it goes to show that life is full of suprises.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 152,598 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Guide to the Hatake Boys by Jung-Hee reviews
Sakura's life has just been turned completely upside down. Her parents are moving and she's forced to live with seven boys. Based off Megan Mead's Guide to the McGowan Boys. R&R. Now being revised. Sasu/Saku, other pairings. New revised versions up to chapter.7 now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,379 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Change in Direction by Tasha Ashes reviews
But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,024 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sakura's Guide to the Hatake Boys: European Style by Jung-Hee reviews
Sakura and the Hatake Boys, are finally in London! And Sasuke and Sakura are more closer than ever, but what's with this guy from Sakura's past finally making himself known? Is Sakura and Sasuke's relationship coming to a sudden stop?/Sequel to SGTTHB/R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,443 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Withered Black Flower by Terrified of Logic reviews
Sasuke comes back to Konoha, eager to take down everybody in his sight. His plan is destroyed when he's poisoned. Only Sakura can save him, but Tsunade has the same poison. Who will Sakura choose to save with one antidote? CONTINUED chapter 7 up soon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,936 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
High School Scandal by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
One bet; to see if Uchiha Sasuke could get into the pants of all of the girls at Konoha Boarding School before the end of Senior year. It shouldn't have been too hard, right? WRONG. And it all happens to be the fault of a girl with pink hair & green eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,475 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
To Dobe, Sasuke's Response! by lucky7girl reviews
What will Sasuke do when he find a letter from Naruto? He write a response, of course! Answer for my other Fic 'To Teme, Valentine's Letter', if you curious, read it first before you read this one. Warning: YAOI!,un-betaed and pervy Sasuke? Hmmm... XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Teme, Valentine's Letter by lucky7girl reviews
Naruto was sent on mission to Sunagakure on Val's day. He wrote a lettter to Sasuke before he went. Sasunaru story with hint of NejiGaara. Enough of hints about yaoi. Unbetaed. Enjoy it as belated Val's day fic, people!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Augh! You OneShot Me! by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku one-shots "No." "Yes!" "No." "Yes!" "No." "No!" "Yes." "Ha!" "What?" "Dude, she so got you with the oldest trick in the book." AU Might be tidbits of naruhina, nejiten, shikatema, or kibaino/inosai, possibly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sakura Enchanted by Mahiwaga no Megumi reviews
It's Ella Enchanted Naruto style! Sakura is cursed at birth, Sasuke's a pervert what else could go wrong? ON SLOW UPDATE MODE! GOMEN MINNASAN!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,523 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bad Communication by Delicate Desires reviews
The last requirement Sakura needed to have in order to be accepted into the Akatsuki was to successfully perform the communication technique. An accident occurs, causing all the Akatsuki members to become chibi. Akatsuki x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,681 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seven Things by NixiStix reviews
Scorpius and rose are supposed to hate eachother, right? So then why is it that all of the sudden broom cupboards are their favorite stop of the night doing rounds... some of the later chapters get a bit more inappropriate, so definitely no one under 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,048 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
We lost so much time by zoikoiroi reviews
She left me years ago"..."16 years!"..."What do you mean?"..."That boy could be your son, Sasuke".The chuunin exam won't be peaceful and boring anymore...Next generation sasusaku R&R XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,725 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha High: Crazy Days by Dark Promise reviews
ItaSaku, SasuSaku. Set in modern Konoha times, everyone is going to highschool. The nerd Sakura wants to get one of the hearthrobs Sasuke , but doesn't have the courage. What's this? There is a challenge? Rated MA. Explicit material.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,434 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kodak Moments by dance of isis reviews
o2. "You kicked a puppy? How could you?" For Neon Genesis. SASUSAKU. Sequel to The Pinkish Green Saga. One-shot anthology.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Ice cubes and Pink Lemonade by Terrified of Logic reviews
Sasuke is a new guy at konoha high, however Sakura hates him! Little does she know that she is about to fall in love with him....sasusaku and shikaino and naruhina ?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,500 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unmei Soretomo Koi? by Terrified of Logic reviews
A pink haired baby is left on the doorstep of the Uchiha Mansion. Can only mean several things...Some cute bits in the first few chapter. god, i suck at summaries. I'm debating, shud the rating change? Sasusaku and also mixed with narusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,739 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Miss Seductress ::Take Two by Riz-I reviews
Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Ten-Ten are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the Kings of Konoha High keep their titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continuation of Little Miss Seductress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,823 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Two Is Better Than One by RZZMG reviews
Scorpius Malfoy has fallen in love with Rose Weasley, but Lucius & Astoria refuse to allow the match. Can Draco, Hermione & Narcissa help this couple,and themselves,find their HEA.? Romance/Drama/Angst. Ropius/Rose x Scorpius & some Dramione. Story nominated for "BEST HET ROMANCE" at the 2012 HP NextGen Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,073 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Princess to delinquent by zoikoiroi reviews
How does it feel to leave your pink plastic world for a world of lustful boys, sex, alcohol, drugs and absolute freedom? Ask Sakura, who left her all girls school for the sake of love and became a delinquent.AU sasusaku naruhina nejiten shikatema saino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,795 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Pretend Boyfriend by Xmarksthespot reviews
Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Finally by Airanke reviews
Tsunade decides that it's high time Hidan was dug out of his hole. However, he seems to have lost his pride and arrogance. Can Sakura help him get it back, and can he help her learn to love again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,044 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Private School Girl by Crackfiction reviews
Hinata Hyuga has never talked to a non-related boy her age before but after her school introduces a new course this all changes. How will she cope? Guaranteed romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,186 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Fangrlz: Deleted Scenes by Destiny's Hand reviews
Here be little snippets from Fangrlz -- some silly, some serious -- that did not make it into the final cut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009
One Year by NaruBaby2496 reviews
3, 155, 6940 seconds. 525,949 minutes. 8, 766 hours. 52 weeks. 12 months. 4 seasons. 2 people. One year filled with chaos, unexpectantcies, ramen, friends, and family was all it took to help them fall in love with each other again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,659 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Wrong Number by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Losing your phone is one thing. But accidentally swapping yours with a stranger... That’s something else entirely and something much more horrifying. CRACK!CRACK!CRACK! T for Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pimpin' by darkalbino reviews
Because in case you didn't know, Sasuke and Naruto are MASTAH PIMPS. Crack for Skully, it's all crack, idk, it's one am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Oh, The Shinobi Life Sure Is Wonderful Ain't It? by Destiny-of-your-darkness reviews
EHH! YOU MEAN WERE GOING ON VACATION AS A MISSION!" "I think all the air in her knockers went straight to her head." "I agree." SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema, and InoSai. R&R please! Rated M for language just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Last chance at Love by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
After 4 years of pursuing renegade Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura manages to bring him home. 3 years later she finds herself married to him; everything after that is perfect. Until after their first night together all possible wrong occurs... what will Sakura do!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,541 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sex Crazed Sasuke by chibza reviews
After a medic experiment gone wrong Sasuke now views everything in a sexual, kinky and dirty way…what is a naïve and innocent Sakura to do when she is assigned to get the old brooding and cold Sasuke back!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
All But His Captive by TrueHeartsGlow reviews
Sasuke returns back to Kohona, after he killed Itachi, and together with Orochimaru complete the village massacre with Naruto getting away and Sakura taken as a prisoner. She is left under his control. But what are his motives behind his actions?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,556 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One of the Boys by Crackfiction reviews
Sakura is just one of the boys, but what happens when she wants to change that? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,655 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Waking to You by Surmise reviews
Naruto loses control.With no options left,Tsunade orders Sakura to help recede the Kyuubi. The effect leaves her comatose for a year. When she awakes she must deal with the changes that have occurred – starting with the return of a specific Uchiha.SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,785 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Slum life by Kathi-san reviews
A little more violence/rape - Sakura, living in the slums of Japan, with barely enough to eat, and abused by her adoptive father, is almost at breaking point. What happens when a friendly, onyx-eyed, spiky haired guy shows up? A little OOC, but who cares?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,155 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Aka Zukin by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Kiba, what large teeth you have…” Sakura gaped at me. I smirked, and licked my lips, “The better to eat you with.” --She didn’t know it, but she was my little Red Riding Hood and I was the big bad wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,735 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Electric Pop! Pornograffiti by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ SasuSaku. "You are my inspiration." And so he said. She would have been charmed. But he continued, "little sister."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,182 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Stereotypes by madxflower reviews
Because in highschool...everyone has their own stereotype. Your labeled as soon as you walk through the front door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Sakura H.
The Start of Insanity by Demented Me reviews
After the death of her mother, Haruno Sakura is left in the care of her mother's best friend Uchiha Mikoto. Sakura now has to deal with the fact that she is living in the same household with the school's hearthrob and the biggest asshole: Uchiha Sasuke.AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,514 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sleepover at the Namikaze Residence by madxflower reviews
I still loved him. I don’t think I’ll ever stop loving him. But I wont allow him to win. Unfortunatly, It seemed fate was agenst me and he was being unusually persistant. WARNING FOR CHAPTER 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paramnesia by Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Bet by Ray by Another Name reviews
Scorpius and Rose made a bet: Whoever seduces the other first wins. The reward being rather...naughty. Rated M. Scorpius/Rose. Rose's POV. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Trapped by typist67 reviews
Sakura's family is killed by Orochimaru and Kabuto, leaving her alone with her dog, Kaji. When two people come to her rescue and bring her to their house, what's in store for her in house full of hot looking men & what's their secret? Rape & future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,341 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Illusions of Innocence by baby-filly reviews
The Akatsuki was hardly the place Haruno Sakura had expected to find comfort, but when you've lost everything, anything is possible. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Bet by Blade Redwind reviews
When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,492 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daddy Uchiha by bayka reviews
Naruto's Parenting Series Book One: After seven years Sasuke comes back to find that he has a son? And the mother of this son is the one girl he loved and still loves! Can Sasuke win the heart of Sakura with the help of his son? Or will Sakura reject him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,331 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 3,967 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trouble by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
Kiba overheard the conversation between the girls. Now Sakura is in for punishment from Sasuke. One-shot. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Caught by Akatsuki by Cidean reviews
Sakura is in the surprise of a lifetime. Her and her team are sent on a mission. Let alone she finds the Akatsuki, but not the way she expected. They're cursed. They are also have an animal problem...rated M for language and themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,241 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Unrevealed Mistake Of A One Night Stand by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Having a one night stand with him was never something I planned to do. Not using protection was another. But the worst thing out of all of this is that I'm pregnant. With his child. Sasuke's child.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 130,417 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Wake Up Little Angel by SakuraDrops93 reviews
A sudden engagement is made, but the problem is Sasuke dislikes Sakura, and Sakura isn't sure of how she feels. As they get older, strange feelings form between the two. What ARE their true feelings? Time Skip WILL be used! Sasusaku R&R Pls! No flames!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,534 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Missing Chapter by Josephinee reviews
An insight on Scorpius between 'Chronicles' and 'Paramnesia'. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Let it Whip by iTravel reviews
When she accepted the mission to infiltrate Akatsuki, Sakura never thought it would change her life; she never thought S-class criminals could teach her anything, nor did she ever think Itachi would give her something she wouldn't trade for the world. IxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,355 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Missing Rose by RavenclawMama reviews
In the wake of a Scorpius' new relationship clandestine feelings are surfacing and Rose is not entirely sure how to think about her best friend. A late Valentine's Day present for fellow Rose/Scorpius fans out there! Rated light M for Language & Innuendo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,752 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Nurse and Patient by Kaku-chan reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are now ANBU and just came back from a long hard mission. "Sasuke-kun! Take the medicine NOW!" Sakura yelled. "Heyooooooooooo..." Naruto mumbled. "Hell no." Sasuke said. "I can't beleive I got this on tape." Kakashi chuckled.SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Senior Year at Boarding School by Rockinyoyo reviews
Who knew Boarding School could be so much fun? Sakura never thought that boarding school was fun when the boys were joining them but surprises happen. Sakura is the girl to get only no one can get her except Uchiha Sasuke because he pretended for her.SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,999 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Ordinary Uchiha Morning by Kaku-chan reviews
What did Sasuke do after he killed Itachi? "KENJI! STOP BEING SUCH A SMARTY!" "Tch..annoying brothers..." "Kaa-san! I'm hungry!" "Sakura! Stop yelling!" "Wtf Sasuke..." Naruto does not belong to me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Maid Number 167 by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Useless by Imaru Mi Amore reviews
Is there anything you DON'T think is useless? No. CRACK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Niichan's Baby Sister by kattylin reviews
A COLLECTION of what it's like if Sakura had eight older, overprotective brothers breathing down her neck at every move she makes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Feeling You by cutecrazyice reviews
It started with a kiss...a touch...a stroke. Now the lines are blurred, and the borders are being crossed - and nothing has ever been more delicious. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,564 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pinkish Green Saga by dance of isis reviews
Uchiha Sasuke never gets jealous. Haruno Sakura is never obsessive. That's their excuse. Their friends know they are delusional. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,944 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
My annoying first kiss by Kaku-chan reviews
Sakura is getting annoyed of daydreaming about Sasuke all the time. She decides to change. Hm? Sasuke gets annoyed. Plz read and review. SasuSaku one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sk8ter Girl by xSushii reviews
REVISING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,016 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sakura H.
Baby Sakurachan! by Kaku-chan reviews
What happens if Sakura drinks Tsunade's youth potion? She turns into a baby! Oh! Just great! Leave her to Sasuke to babysit her! "Sakura-chan! Your'e so CUTE!" "Stop looking at me with those huge-cute innocent BIG GREEN EYES!" "Forehead!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Chemistry by Artsysmiles reviews
High school can be tough. Especially if you hate your chemistry class, teacher, and lab partner. But hey, if your lab partner is Sasuke Uchiha, and you're Sakura Haruno, anything can happen. Right? Sasuke and Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
You've Changed by Millii reviews
You’ve changed” Sasuke said bluntly while Sakura was feeling numb. After 7 years, Sasuke finally returned to Konoha! obviously SakuraXSasuke! read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Marionette by Kineticfairy reviews
Tears seeped through tightly closed eyes, lining thick eyelashes and it all went unnoticed by the only man she could ever love, she really was a slave to him in every way. Inspired by Nightwish .:SasuSaku, NejiSaku, AU:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 129,903 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girls for Sale by boredteenager reviews
An all boy country has a population depression. They need to buy girls for means of reproduction. How would they handle dealing with homo sapiens they had never seen before? Perverted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
10 Facts I can Never Ever Change Never by saim reviews
If I were asked to describe myself I would say: my name is Haruno Sakura. I am a senior. I have pink hair and green eyes. I am known through out the school as Sasuke's first girlfriend. I am also known as his first ex. SasuSaku EDITING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,897 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Where the Heart Is by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU She was the sweet, innocent daughter of the Headmaster. He was a rebel and a rule breaker. In hopes of leading him to a better path the two are forced to spend all their time together. The one thing no one ever expected out of it was love. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,099 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ravenlocks by Kouhai-sempai reviews
This is the result of trying to sleep right after reading fanfictions...Complete and utter crack SasuNaru style.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Flies by Redeyedgreenie reviews
Naruto is drunk ... and on a roof. What happens to him? Crack fic, oneshot and a cranky Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The REAL reason why Sasuke is emo by sunny night reviews
an almost crack story on my version of why Sasuke is emo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bath Time by randomteenager reviews
At 18 years old, Sasuke and Sakura had been dating for weeks now, and Sasuke thinks it's time for the next step. What does he do? He tries to coax Sakura to take a bath with him! [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/4/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Simon Says by MoonlitRain16 reviews
SasuSaku What happens when Sasuke is 'Simon' in a game of Simon Says with Sakura? Well, it's obvious Sakura would go through living hell, or will she? Rated M for Lemon and Language Summary Sux, Story is very good
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fast Forward by twitch and spaz reviews
While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,997 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Naruto and the Chain Letter by Elric-Chan reviews
Naruto opens a chain letter... and now he's going to die. [crack oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dating Game by randomteenager reviews
Meet Uchiha Sasuke, the hottest playboy in Konoha High. Meet new student Haruno Sakura, a former playgirl who quickly regains her title. But, after an "accidental" encounter, will things start to heat up? SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,075 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sakura Crisis by angel puppeteer reviews
He should not be here. He should not be feeling this way. So help him God. ‘Give me strength to walk away.’ [Darkfic. SasuSaku. Graphic. Explicit. Strong mature content.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Longest Month Ever by KrAzI JaY reviews
All couples in Konoha are ordered to attend couples therapy, Sex therapy. How will Sasuke and Sakura take the advice that the ‘doctor’ gives them?And how the hell are they going to survive an enitire month of it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,314 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Root Beer by meaghanx reviews
Sasuke is very protective of his root beer. What happens when Naruto wants one? [Crack fic]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Girls by GiroWolf reviews
[Rating for mild violence and language] Sakura's throwing a slumber party to celebrate the end of all the war! Everyone's invited, the girls, Naruto Sasuke Shikamaru even Neji! But what happens when an unexpected guest interrupts the party? CHP 5 UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,002 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004
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Possibilities reviews
Sakura leaves on a risky mission that is only intended to last for a few days time, but ends up taking longer than she originally thought when she runs into an old friend; dragging up some unwanted memories and harnessed ambition. Rated T for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Never Alone reviews
Sakura Haruno has an unexpectedly new craving in her gut for a mysterious man she met at a club one night. Now she has an adventure of a life time as she falls in love, and falling love was never meant to be easy. SONG-FIC for first chapter, read on.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Angelic Kiss reviews
He could not touch me unless I was already touching him, he would not have been able to see me if I did not want to been seen. That's how I worked while I stayed on earth. I can talk but not breathe, I could not sense nor feel, neither taste or smell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Insight into Naruto reviews
This is a insight into Naruto- it has characters and the creator of Naruto info. I you have any info to add about any character or if you want to add any characters or info feel free to review and I'll update as soon as I can!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009
Sakura's Guy Burns reviews
Dating the Sasuke Uchiha for at least a month now, Sakura's life had just started to get more dramatic then ever and it is going to get even more interesting when she transfers to a new high school in Tokyo for three weeks, and Sasuke goes missing! WIP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,686 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Random reviews
Sakura likes watching Sasuke... but he was watching her as well. What will happen with crazy teens in their second year of a Random public high school... little did everyone know, something was lurking in the shadows... WIP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,926 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sasuke's Oath to a Face reviews
A small drabble first person shot from Sasuke's point of view as he races back to Konoha for the second time, to plead with the girl he loves for a second chance.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Awaited Pleasures reviews
When Sakura has the wanton lust for her man just as he does, what will become of their nightly adventures when Sasuke is in charge. Short Sex Scene, enjoy it babe ! RE-EDITED on June 25/2011
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Can It Really Be reviews
Just a short poem from Sakura's point of view, talking about Sasuke. If ANYONE can find out the TRUE meaning of this story, I'll write anything they want! Any story with anything involved plus characters. I'm old enough to make it good btw.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Why me! Will I ever know? reviews
Sakura Hurano and her roommate Miki have been through life together as best friends, with their companion Naruto introduces a new friend how will everyone react... read and find out! Review please! M-language, sexuality, ect...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
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