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Author has written 8 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, Twilight, Hannah Montana, and Hills.

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Name: Lisa (But some people call me Lisa Marie)

Age: 15 (since june24th)

Located: between Connecticut and New York City

Basics of my writing...

i love writing and I'm constantly thinking about new story ideas.

everytime i have an interesting dream i force myself to write it down, u never know what might happen by just 1 crazy idea

if im not wtiring im thinking about writing or im probably reading something

i started writing @ age 12 so some stuff on here is kinda crappy (= lol i still love it anyway ill never take it down

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL (=

Life is a gift,

make every molment count,

each second should be charished,

we only have a hundred years to live, (and thats if were lucky)

dont be afriad of death but dont pass life on either,

drive slow, see scenery,

keep friends as long as you can,

never burn bridges,

Even when your down always have a smile on your face,

you never know how bad someone else might have it,

things happen for a reason,

bad things make you stronger,

good things pass on to make great things happen,

karma always hits the ones who hurt you, though that goes the other way around as well,

life always gets better,

you have to trust yourself before you can trust anyone else,

have sympathy for others so they can have sympathy for you,

treat others the way youd want to be treated,

empathy is the best present you can ever give to those in need,

dont fight with the ones you love,

sometimes it is best to listen to your elders,

with age comes wisdom,

listen to my writings,

they will help you have a better happier life, and thats always good (=

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New Phase of the Moon by notashamedtobe reviews
I want Jacob and Bella. Simple as that. I am finally, finally working on finishing this story so I have decided to repost it. Thanks for your patience.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,217 - Reviews: 2826 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Head Over Feet by andrews-wife reviews
I take over in New Moon, after Edward leaves Bella heartbroken. Jacob is in love with Bella, but she doesn't feel the same. But what if she fell for him as well? What if Edward returned? How would she choose? Or will the decision be made for her? Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 211,528 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Three's Not Always a Crowd by Marx810 reviews
Edward, Bella, and Jacob attempt to have a threesome...if Edward and Jacob can stop arguing over the specifics. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and adult themes. Epic 4th wall breakage with nods to my other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Jacob, My Jacob! by Ruby Bludworth reviews
Imagine if bella never jumped? If alice never had the vision, Bella and alice didn't go to Italy to rescue edward. Things just carried on between jake and bells. Heres what could happen, contains; heartbreak, drama & love. Dont own anything, enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,553 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Things To Do In Walmart, with Emmett! by emilylovee reviews
Emmett finds a list of things to do in Walmart and decides to do them all! Along with the other Cullens of course! Sure to be crazy.. Hilarious story here people!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Emmett
Two Virgins, One Backseat by GEM1588 reviews
A Volkswagen Rabbit plus Jacob and Bella. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,005 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
To Leave Your Love Behind by ximxbettingxonxalicex reviews
this is my first attempt at writing a fan fiction. my own idea of what might have happened to make Renee leave Charlie. AU so doesn't completely follow twilight history. hope you like it! reviews always welcome!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Renée, Jane
The Moment by Marx810 reviews
This story's set in New Moon. What if Jacob and Bella had simply...ignored the phone? I know if I was about to kiss someone I'd have ignored the phone. It's called voicemail for a reason, people. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Jake and Ness Finally Do It by silveraure reviews
Five years after Breaking Dawn... Emmett and Rosalie give Jacob and Nessie access to their "love shack" for their first night together... will it be as awkward as we all hope? Sit back and enjoy this ridiculous and irreverent glimpse into the future!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
What happens on the way to Vegas, stays in Vegas by nattycullen reviews
During Eclipse, Bella agrees to a quick wedding in Vegas, Jacob follows them once they leave and Edward and Bella are forced to go on a road trip with Jacob who just happens to be doing anything in his will to change Bella's mind...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella - Complete
Twilight On Crack by purple-panda95 reviews
What happens when vampires get drunk/high? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,208 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009
Take advantage of my Drunken State by michelle lines reviews
.."Lets get you upstairs." he said with a seductive smile. He took me upstairs to a dark room, and laid me on the bed. The last thing I remembered b4 I collapsed was him unzipping my pants.EXB VAMP/HUMAN. I dont own Twilight. Sm does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Come Play With Me by HopeAlways reviews
Written for the SOB Rain Scene Challenge. One version of a happy life for Bella and Jacob, but he's not the only pack member who gets all wet.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Just Call Me 'Sunshine' by kimberlycullen10 reviews
Jacob's version of New Moon. Begins with chapter 5, Bella's first visit to La Push after Edward leaves her. CANON.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,309 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Breakthrough by too-old-to-love-jake reviews
Bella was lost and hopeless when Edward left. Can she find happiness, now that he is not coming back? Will Jacob be able to win her heart? Will Bella be free of the consequences that come from loving a vampire and a werewolf? Lots of romance!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 89,195 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Jacob is a Sweater by Isolarbell reviews
Jacob takes Bella into the forest to show her a surprise, one that she won't expect. Seth appears, Edward is mean and Jacob is a sweater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Oh how things can change by MoreOfAWolfGirlThanYou reviews
What if Alice didn't show up ? What if Bella did kiss Jacob ? How might things have changed ? A/N I'm sorry that i suck at summaries :S
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,811 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Alternate Ending to New Moon by CarlyRenee reviews
What Happens When Bella Choose's Jacob in New Moon? Will her life be fulfilled? Will Edward move on? This story starts on the beggining on the top of page 377 chapter 16. Paris
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,123 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
iGrow Up by Enula reviews
What if Carly's bad boy didn't collect Pee-Wee Babies and they continued dating? A bad boy like Griffin might want to go faster than Carly's ready for. Then what will she do? I have to say that this will eventually be a Creddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,374 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
Yeah! Let's Do A Oneshot! by Purple Staplers reviews
Was: Yeah! Let's Go On MSN. Emmett stole drugs from Edward? Bella's not wearing socks? Jasper and Paul, bffls? Why is all this happening and how hyperactive is this author? Find out, by reading my story. Used to be MSN story, but I changed it to oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Trouble With Renesmee by jeshika.23 reviews
Renesmee is 16 in human years and is completely in love with Jacob. Bella and Edward are returning from a hunting trip a day early, thinking that Renesmee is innocently staying with Esme and Carlisle... Usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,434 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Random Fluff by Marx810 reviews
Jacob buys Bella a popsicle and hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Jacob and Bella Story by Lilli Marie reviews
This is a story for all the Jacob fans! After Edward left Jacob and Bella fell in love. This is my first story, I hope you like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,994 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Something Happened by darlingtigerangel reviews
Something has happened to Jacob and many of his Werewolf brothers they're now sisters! Will they be able to work threw this until they're male again? Mood swings in this fic have nothing to do with Jasper and all to do with a certain time of month.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,389 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Hot Fluff by Marx810 reviews
Bella has a cold and whose there to help her get better? None other than Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Truth or Dare by Mmm.Bby reviews
One-shot! Bella joins the pack for a night of fun around a bonfire. The innocent bonfire turns into a dirty game of Truth or Dare and Bella shows her true feels for Jacob. Bella/Jacob Mature Content! Smut! Lemon! Don't read if you are under 18!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Wedding For Three by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
A sequel to my story, The Family Talk, The Cullens, Hales, and Bella have decided to have a triple wedding together after sitting through a sex ed talk from Carlisle and Esme. What kind of whacky things can happen? Only time will tell...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Slow Burn by rainypromise reviews
An intense question that grew to become an intense night between Jacob and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
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We should have just played bored games! reviews
Everyone is extremely bored so they decide to play a game of truth or dare.It gets really crazy...there going to all wish they never agreed to this.I know there are alot of these already but i swear this one is hilarious and very original
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 98,055 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009
Suicidal thoughts reviews
We all know when Edward leaves Bella she falls into a deep depression…what if it had gotten even worse? Would anyone be able to fix her or would she end up dead? In various perspectives. may get a little ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,230 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Slutty in the usa reviews
Just a random parody on how i think the music video party in the usa was created Warning: not for Miley or jonas fans. if you guys like this one then i might make more if not it's gonna be a one shot...it's pretty funny if you understand my point of view
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S.
It's that time of year again! halloween is near! reviews
Ever wonder how our favorite vampires and wolfs celebrate halloween? Why not find out what really happens when Emmett yells, "it's that time of year again!"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Emmett
Who's baby is it anyway? reviews
What if Bella went on her honeymoon and got pregnant with "Edward's baby" but when they deleivered it the baby had shinny black hair and dark russel skin? how is this possible? Maybe something happened a week before the wedding......
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,548 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Squidward finds love reviews
Squidward falls in love and Spongebob is his wing man. Really funny and sweet, better story then summary trust me, please read!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Squidward, SpongeBob
who could be calling now? reviews
One day Emmett wakes up and the Cullens are gone!They all went hunting with out him!All he has is his phone and it keeps ringing! Who on earth could be calling? Is it his family trying to apoligize for leaveing him? Is it Mike Newton? Who could it be!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Emmett
Hannah Montana Meets the Hills reviews
Hannah gets invited to be on the hills set.
Crossover - Hannah Montana & Hills - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S.
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