Insipid Inane
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Joined 05-31-09, id: 1953982, Profile Updated: 12-07-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

A little bit about myself:~

Name:~ call me Inane. Seriously.

Age: Anything generic or preferred. I'm still in the youthful years- Go teenage years!

Likes: Naruto basically. I don't really like History though I just love reading-fanfic mainly and novels. I sketches but hate coloring. It just makes my drawing sucks. I have taken my LCE examination though that just proves nothing. I could have taken it a few months back, years maybe. LCE I'm telling you were a pain in the neck including UKKM test. I'm hardrock girl. Many considered me as gangster or tomboy but what the heck, i'm a girl. ~pArAmOrE is the new era, I'm telling you!

Dislikes: Playgiarism and such. Other than that i could live through.

News: I've just woke up a couple hours back. I'm still alive-Yeah! Got new story. Read and Review- those two encourages me to keep going. PM me if you have suggessions or need to discuss something, ideas, etc. Go listen to Sugarland- Stuck like glue. Just listen to the entire song. It doesn't suck- more like happy go lucky song. And then there's the funny part. Go listen!

Friends: Many. But Close friends you can count with your fingers. Go search the meaing of Insipid and Inane. They're the opposite of one another.

~(^/_\^)- Itachi smiles...~

BLACK AND WHITE

black.. and white...

one dark, one fair

two very different colours..

alone, the completeness of nothing..

alone, they are not outstanding

together, they complement each other

when mixed, another hue emerges

something spectacular.

so is life.

alone, we are nothing

together, we are strong,

diffferent, but ONE!

believe me

oOoOoOoOoOo~M~oOoOooOoOo

If by Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -

Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!

~(T/_\T)~ Itachi says read on...

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Stereotypes suck! They are so dumb! (some are true though) Not all of these are true about me but are examples, some are really mean!The ones in Bold apply to me

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or a suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec (I'm actually sort of blonde and brunette. really light brown, almost dirty blonde with natural highlights.)
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm EMO, so I MUST slit my wrists (Well I guess I'm sorta emo . Mah friends all call meh emo and now that I thought of it I do sorta act it . I jus don't slit mah wrists .)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST, so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does (actually, I'm both. And I hate Bush.)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.

I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen. (sort of. Depends on who it is. I just don't really have pimpled face)

I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

Stop sterotypes! Copy this into your bio.


FAV QUOTES..

'To all people who call themselves my friends, read up'

Never regret something that once made you smile.

Friends? What's that? It seems a bit familiar. Wait... Nope. It doesn't ring a bell.

You're jealous because we act stupid in public and people still love us.

Friendship is just a word but my girls give it a meaning.

I used to be normal. Until I met those losers I call my bestfriends.

If I had observed all the rules, I had never had got anywhere.- Marilyn Monroe.

Be a loser. Cuz being cool is so overrated.

~"Stressing and obsessing just ain't my style. All I want is someone who makes me smile."-David Mame

"Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, "Get the hell out of the way, I've got things to do."- William Shed


Oh no. Now my eyes are leaking.- Sai from anime Naruto.

He said I LOVE YOU. I sneezed and said, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."

So lonely. So lonely inside. And I just can't be friends with you.

I am who I am. Your opinion is neither desired nor required.

When she finally forgets you, don't you dare remember me.


Beat this!

And I just scream it all out. The next thing they do is asking whether I have an unstable mental health and a girl screaming, "She got it STAGE THREE, Mental Concussion the III, the Rare One!"

CeRiA SeLaLu!


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Mortis Org by Pilot Zero reviews
Haruno Sakura was already in her senior year in college when she had to transfer to a new academy where she ran across the Mortis Org, a society she never thought existed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,136 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 266,286 - Reviews: 3457 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sakura and Sasuke's Tutoring Sessions by TeddyBearHugs reviews
When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,282 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3383 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Instant Message by brezoflower reviews
A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself THAT? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,582 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
sakura guide to breakups by finish line reviews
SasuSaku. Here are ways on how Girlfriend breaks up with Boyfriend. With creativity. Let's not forget the ways how Boyfriend makes up with Girlfriend. With creativity. Need I say more? -Ways on How to Breakup with Your Boyfriend Anthology-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,895 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Fragments by ohwhatsherface reviews
100prompts. 007 Work. The audition line looped around the block. It appeared everyone wanted to work for the Cirque d'Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
inhaler by seleneswan reviews
I breathe it in to let it go. —hints of Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drops of Mercury by sarsaparillia reviews
Or, that time two rich kids tried running away together and accidentally fell in love. — Sasuke/Sakura; 46/5o.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,293 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Freshman 15 by ShelbySabaku reviews
One thing Sakura Haruno knew for certain was that she was moving off campus next year, away from her pervy RA's and the hormone driven dorm boys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Red Phone Booth by WastingWishes reviews
AU. "You told me to never leave you." "But I did, and I m sorry." .SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3563 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Deadly Nightshade by frostykitten reviews
Something strange is going on with Hermione. She's got a weird medical condition, a day is missing from her memories, and Malfoy keeps talking to her as if he knows her even though she can't remember ever having a civil conversation with him. Everyone seems to be keeping something from her and she's determined to find out what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This is War by silver-footsteps reviews
It started with blue paint and someone with terrible aim. For Readandreview17.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Bride of the Water God by writer4everr reviews
All we did was touch hands! But somehow that resulted in me, Sakura Haruno, a mortal girl, being the bride to the Water God, Sasuke Uchiha. *sigh* goddesses, witches, and an extremely handsome god are all too much for a mortal to handle. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 3,041 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Hi no Oto High Rewrite! by Tilunar reviews
Hi no Oto High School is in chaos. The head teachers can't control the students. Enter Haruno Sakura, a girl just out of prison who is meant to keep the school under control. Can anyone else see the promblem with this? SakuraxMany!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,750 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Sakura H.
I Have Called You Friend by AdariasWrath23 reviews
All these years everyone had it wrong. Only Itachi saw the horrible potential Sasuke had. He saw the murderous intent hidden deep within. And he knew bringing that rage to the surface would be the only way to know if Sasuke could redeem himself. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,433 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Beautiful and the Damned by stfuSPARKS reviews
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. AU/Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,460 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 133 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Engagement On Hold by pei-chan reviews
AU Uchiha Sasuke is Konoha High's reigning prince. Haruno Sakura is...? Who is she again? What happens when the guy everybody knows finds himself engaged to a girl nobody knows?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 285,621 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Rainy WindowPane by MidnightRosebud reviews
They were brought together one dark, rainy night; entwining their destinies in an intricate web of fear, distrust, and horror. He's been searching for the haunted figure that stalks his world, and she may hold the secrets to unraveling it. Sakura/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,731 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/11/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friday, I'm In Love by cutecrazyice reviews
On Monday, Sakura wondered why Sasuke was staring at her as if she had just committed a crime. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Fabian Policy by platform-shoes12 reviews
Sasuke left Sakura with his unborn child unkowingly. After 5 years, Sasuke's back, he's forced to teach the preschoolers for 2 yrs punishment & he doesn't know where Sakura is and why a certain little girl in his class looks strangely a lot like him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Who's going to Save Me? by winter's darkmoon reviews
Sakura never told anyone of her life at home. Team 7 and everyone else had assumed that she had a great life with her family. But something has told Sakura's secrete to those who she never wanted to know of it. Set during the Chuunin preliminary.SakuSasu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,590 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Learn Your Place by NoGoodRottenMeddlingKid reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the school playboy. Sakura is the beautiful, yet innocent vampire.When Sasuke decides she's the new conquest,Sakura's not going to give in so easily.Will sparks fly or will she leave him dead in the corner?Literally.Full sum inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,275 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Phantasmagoria by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. Sakura falls in love with a book, Kiba's trapped inside one, and Sasuke's all that can bring them together. This is a typical love triangle, but the real story is anything but traditional.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,907 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
fading away by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "I don't care what drugs they injected you with. You are Sakura, and you are everything I value, so I'll do everything in my power to save you—whether you want it or not."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,860 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
khlorophorm kisses by sarsaparillia reviews
AU. There is Nnoitra and there is Neliel and there is name-calling. Very mature. — "I am going to break your face."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
That's What Remy Said by ElvenMuggle reviews
Tired of Remy and Rogue keeping their feelings from each other, Kitty decides to do the SMART thing and trap them in a car together in the middle of a snow storm.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,298 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Midnight Clear by aecul reviews
In which there is lots of dancing and indirect Romy.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
scribbled hearts by seleneswan reviews
AU. Because even with her mismatched converses and accusations of rape and obsessive tendencies to collect notebooks, when he saw her, he saw something so much better than himself. And he had to have her. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Imaginary Boyfriend by Lerysakon reviews
Ino has had enough of Sakura's lies and is determined to 'help' Sakura in her love life, or lack thereof. But Sakura insists that she didn't need help. Does she?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Xmen Present: The Wishing Fish by Chellerbelle reviews
The story of The Wishing Fish, X-men style. Includes cast and narrator commentary. Just for laughs.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Cannonball/Sam G., Boom-Boom/Tabitha S. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Art of Lurking by Little Miss Cliche reviews
I know you're still looking at my profile, thinking, damn I miss her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
terminal velocity by Melitza reviews
Given another chance, another time, another place - they could have been great. This is their story - a slice of life and second chances, in which fate acts as gravity between them. A sasusaku in the making. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,251 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Girl, Good Girl by s2CherryBlossoms2 reviews
When bad girl Sakura is forced into the prestigious high school of Konoha High, she decides to act "sweet" for fun. But when a certain Uchiha discovers her real self and becomes interested...will fireworks fly or will they fizzle out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,215 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Retreating Haze by Ori reviews
He would marry her, but in turn, in some sort of twisted secret compromise, something like self punishment, he would abandon his original intentions. He would not use her, he would not even touch her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nobody Has to Know, Draco by Glalie773 reviews
... that you can't produce a Patronus. Unless, of course, you're instructed to show the class it. "At least I CAN produce one, genius," Blaise snapped. D/Hr one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An All Girls School, Great by emeraldterror reviews
Sakura Haruno, a freshman going to an all-girls school. Not too far from this school, a boy's boarding school stands. Having very few feet and a six foot tall fence to separate them, what crazy adventures can she get into? SasuSaku & other pairings HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,180 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Variance by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Life. Sasuke is back, her team is always gone, and the hospital is a grave. Sakuracentric. Updated weekly. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,192 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Source Of Happiness by x-ticklemeblue reviews
She was stuck between loving, and letting go. SasuSaku. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Boys and Girls by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Locked in a house for 30 days with several embarrassing tasks to complete, fifteen jounin examiners slowly lose their minds. SasuSaku, NaruHina...or something.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 30,121 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Lies Become Truths by Vampirette Knight reviews
Post-canon. Sakura loved him all along, she was just too preoccupied to notice. Narusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blue Romance by MistedVines reviews
AU There are four schools, each ruled by different students, Ino of Konohagakure, Gaara of Sunagakure, Sasuke of Otogakure and Itachi of Akatsuki. What happens when normal student, Haruno Sakura, gets thrown into the mix? Sakura/Itachi/Sasuke/Deidara/Sai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,277 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sakura H.
The Xmen Present: Goldilocks and the Three Bears by Chellerbelle reviews
The story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, X-men style. Includes cast and narrator commentary. Just for laughs.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Boom-Boom/Tabitha S. - Complete
Smear It Splendid by allurement reviews
[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Highly Contested Topic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,021 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hourglass by SmilingArtist reviews
-Time-travel- Sakura never expected to get sent back to the past with Sai of all people. Now they must save Konoha for the sake of the future. And what’s this, Team Seven is going to be a four-man squad? -SaiSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,966 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Sai, Sakura H.
we'll be a dream by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Contrary to popular belief, Sasuke does have love to express. He just doesn’t do it in ways you’d expect, and he doesn’t do it to you. Sasuke and Sakura, from start to finish, and maybe a little beyond that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Juniper by attica reviews
What Blaise Zabini hadn’t understood in the beginning soon became the clearest thing in the entire universe. DHr. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
White Walls by inkyindigo reviews
Naruto comes to see Sasuke every day, until visiting hours are over.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Conspiracy by Miko-chan reviews
Four years ago, she was Uchiha Sakura, wife to the most powerful ruler of Nippon-koku. Under the secrets and lies, the wheels start to turn again when she receives a call from a man that she thought to be dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 86,212 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 12/7/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Unforgettable by Rii.MAYORI reviews
He said, "Don't cry, when you get better and come home, - I'll marry you." She was mindful, and came back. He forgot, and he found love. Can he remember, before she forgets? But true love however, is unforgettable. "Promise?" "Hnn." - SASUSAKU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Our Last Words by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Sakura has been poison and only has a week left to live. She spends that week with Sasuke, making a last attempt to gain his love. Will she ever hear those last 3 words before she dies?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
At the Riverside of Neverland by Kaori-chan2 reviews
NxL: Her years pass and Natsu is just an occasional visitor watching from afar.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Magnolia by DramaDelicacy reviews
It's our tree of memories. xSasuxSakux
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
he said by the blanket reviews
Sasuke, Sakura, and all that lies between. “I have never expected anything from you. That would have been the height of all foolishness, and say what you want about me, but I was never that. With you, Sasuke-kun, I only ever hoped.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
forever by seleneswan reviews
Because even in death, he never left her side. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
A Series of Strange And Hilarious Events by luvlylinz reviews
The world seemed to freeze and I stifled a sigh. He smelled so good! EW! Wait, Malfoy smells good? No way. I checked again, subtly, of course. Although one can only be so subtle when on another’s chest…' READ AND REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,212 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Collateral Nascence by fruttitutti reviews
With all her loved ones dead - and dying herself - Sakura desperately forms a contract with a ten-tailed Nekomata and is brought back six years into the past with a mission to save everyone from their imminent deaths. Action, jinchuuriki-Sakura, SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,840 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Collections by DramaDelicacy reviews
- "To love someone is nothing. To be loved by someone is something. To love and be loved by someone is everything." xSasuxSakux
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mr Endlessly by angel puppeteer reviews
I don't know you. I can't remember you. But: one word. One look. One smile. And I know. Again, I'd fall. [Sequel: The Uchiha Sweetheart]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,338 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
vampires and werefoxes by purple pansy reviews
Oneshot. “And you! Aren’t you like half wolf or something?” Naruto looked scared, “Uh, I have a fox demon in me?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Electric Pop! Pornograffiti by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ SasuSaku. "You are my inspiration." And so he said. She would have been charmed. But he continued, "little sister."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,182 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pretty Rave Girl by sarsaparillia reviews
Because we're rave girls, and it's what we do. — Sasuke/Sakura; Neji/Tenten; Naruto/Hinata; Shikamaru/Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Miss Vanity by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. "Sasuke!" I wail. Leap into action, dammit. Leap! "Don't let him eat me! Do something gangster-like! Isn't that what you get paid for!" Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stay With Me? by Sandylee007 reviews
Sasuke visits Naruto while the blond is confined to a hospital. YAOI SasuNaru ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
catch & release by sillyangelxo reviews
ONESHOT. AU. SasuSaku • He’s been there. He’s always been there. It just took me thirteen years, a fight, and attempting to replace him with my new boyfriend to realize it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The AU Sequence 1: Sandstorm by Original Blue reviews
Sakura's past is harsh, and she tries to let her wounds heal. But how can she hide when the ones she's lost are staring her in the face every day?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
My story of how he cheated by LetTheSeaSetYouFree reviews
“Why, why would you do that to me Sasuke? Is it because she’s a cheerleader. Is it because she’s your ex girlfriend. Is it because she’s my best friend. Is it because she’s prettier then me. Or is it because you still love her……” X one-shotX
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Is Just Another Word For Pain by Hunny-senpai reviews
Sakura visited Suna when she was young and met a certain red-headed boy there.They became fast friends, but on her last day there something happened to change her friend.He changed.He changed her as well.What will happen now that they meet again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,533 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Uchiha Sweetheart by angel puppeteer reviews
Endless. Everlasting. No Love can beat Death. But who knows? Maybe Sasuke's can. After all, an Avenger's love is the best love of all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,303 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What He Didn't Know by DramaDelicacy reviews
Uchiha Sasuke knew that one day what's left of him is the memory she had on him. But, he didn't know why he felt something was missing? xSasuxSakux
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Serendipity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. She had been a 5 on the scale for too long: not pretty, not ugly, just Sakura. That was, until Kiba strolled into her life and proclaimed her a 10. But what’s the price to pay for beauty, and is it worth it? Sakura's not so sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,755 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Its In The Ball Game by aznquetzal reviews
He crushed her glory: "Beat me if you can." She stepped on his reputation: "You look like a male prostitute." When it all just started in a Basketball try-outs. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,185 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Blossom with Thorns by asterisque reviews
Sakura was excited about Juuken Academy, that is, until she got there. In centuries old war with Mangekyou Academy, she's torn between her want to belong, and the forbidden fascination she has for the mysterious leader of her enemy school: Uchiha Sasuke..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,556 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Book by BookWyrrm reviews
The Book. Capitals. People wrote everything in it, from what they thought of people to who they liked. And it was all anonymous. But is Sakura prepared for what one message has in store for her? SasuSaku, AU. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The gang leader wants to get me! by SasufanSaku1 reviews
Sakura Haruno was a normal tomboy geek.She had great friends,awesome life,and fantastic bully-wait,bully! That's right,one little mistake Sakura made and now the school's biggest gang leader wants to hurt her.Only one problem to solve this....Revenge
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Huntress by sarsaparillia reviews
It was after that day that I learned how to shoot a gun. — Sasuke/Sakura; Naruto/Hinata; NejiTenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,898 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
French Kiss by nkitty29 reviews
It started out with As then Bs and now Fs. This is unacceptable for the heir of the Uchiha family, Sasuke cannot be failing a class! Not in senior year. It’s time to call in the experts, Sasuke say hello to Sakura your personal French tutor. Sasu x Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,679 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pulling Petals by Little Miss Cliche reviews
He loves me. He loves me not.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fear of the Light by Tsukiko no Yuki reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a feared psychopath, has already made 6 psychiatrists join him in the darkness. Can Haruno Sakura, top notch psychiatrist with amnesia, help him, or will she, too, be lured into his trap? [SasuSaku][AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,507 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fearless by Neon Genesis reviews
The first time I met Sasuke, he bit my finger. Quite the charmer, that boy. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Handlebars by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because best friends can't fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sparkle by charredfeathers reviews
“How old are you?” “Seventeen.” “How long have you been seventeen?” Blink. “Three months? You planned my freaking surprise party.” SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Thousand Years by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
On the brink of death, Haruno Sakura witnesses miracle in the person of a lonely vampire named Uchiha Sasuke. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tanabata by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because he was never made to love and she was never made to be loved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Gotta Catch'em All by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot -- He gave her the Uchiha necklace. They were to marry, but, she didn't want to wear it. "Sasuke-kun...your clan symbol looks like a pokeball..."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chiaroscuro by iMissa reviews
Life is a journey and yours is filled with wrong turns, wrong ideas, wrong choices. Maybe, for one last time, you can be Sasuke-kun. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
AntiWings by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I want to FLY someday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reverse by Leanne Ash reviews
OneShot. SasuSaku NaruSaku. Conflicted at a crossroad: a love long sought after, or one hidden in the sidelines. For Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke, getting what you want most doesn't ever come easy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
the end of the beginning by Sangi reviews
"You two are more alike than you'd think," the boy observes quietly. In which Neji is an almost-accidental-matchmaker and Hinata is a not-really-accomplice. Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Someone To Save You by allurement reviews
AU. SasuSaku. For Miko-chan. “Thank you, Sasuke-kun,” she says, “for failing.”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Atypical by iMissa reviews
Sakura always thought her One True Love would rescue her and they would live Happily-Ever-After, but you never get what you expect, and Sasuke is no Prince Charming. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paying The Price by allurement reviews
SasuSaku. ‘And maybe the price was too high to pay to become a shinobi but they conned us with medals, ranks, and tales of heroes immortalised in stone.’ Sakura and Sasuke learn how much it costs to be a shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Defining His Grunts by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Dictionary definition number 26 for 'Hn': "I love you too." Small moments between the two as they grew up. Luckily, they always had close friends as well as each other. BEING EDITED/REWRITTEN. SORT OF.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Till Our Last Breath by sillimiss reviews
“Who are those names?” “You don’t know of the legendary sannin?” “I do, they are Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru.” “No, I mean the second sannin.” Standing before the memorial stone, the story was told.//SasuSaku//Side: NaruHina//OOCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Wrong Prince Charming? by Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me reviews
Hermione's sick of people trying to set her up. She's also sick of looking for her own Prince Charming. What happens when she stays a week at the Burrow with all the happy couples... and happy bachelors? Edited! R&R HG&OW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,789 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
My Happily Ever After by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot. She wanted, no, needed, her happily ever after. She wanted it, even if she had to die trying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cycle by iMissa reviews
It was like a never ending cycle. She never stopped loving and he never stopped hurting. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Love Hole by Shanghai Honey reviews
After an ill fated accident occures, Sakura is sent into the past where she meets a certain sexy Hokage. No, its not Sandaime, it is no other than our Fourth! Unfortunately, its annoyance at first sight. [YondaimeXSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Minato N., Sakura H.
Knockout by Rilina reviews
Sakura's always known how to throw a punch. Character study, genfic, set during the timeskip. One shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Graffiti by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oh My Goddess by Kinomoto Neko reviews
Sakura dies during a mission and becomes a goddess, then is sent back to earth to help four men find their true loves. But what happens when she falls in love with one of them? Pairings:SakGaa, NaruSas more! T for language. Chapter 2 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Capitulate by arabesque05 reviews
You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stalking me by Caelice reviews
Oneshot. Kitty’s become a stalker, following Lance, making notes about his daily life and accidentally uncovering secrets along the way. But what happens when she notices someone stalking her? Kurtty
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Rain by Azzurri Raine reviews
She finally understood what he had meant. She wished she didn't, but she did.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Teenage Rhapsody by LiveLoveLaugh reviews
AU She was new at Konoha High. But she didn’t have a dark secret. She wasn’t social. She wasn’t very attractive. She wasn’t very popular or very geeky. Hell, she was always alone. Now that Sakura became a senior, things start to mix up a bit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,047 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005
Scribbles by white epitome reviews
Sakura accidentally throws a crumpled sheet of paper at Sasuke's direction and all her hidden desires... er, deep feelings are exposed. Erasers, anyone? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 179 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Artificial Intelligence by chibi-abi reviews
Sasuke gave a humorless laugh, “Yes, yes. I gave you life. We gave you life. But I lost mine in the process.”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The House That Outcasts Built by TheLostMaximoff reviews
A few years after going to work for SHIELD, the Brotherhood return to Bayville to say goodbye to a very old and very dear friend. My 100th fic!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
Secret Admirer by Sue Penkivech reviews
Kitty's got a secret admirer, but who?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Iceman/Bobby D. - Complete
Unspoken by fireblazie reviews
A picture brings Sakura and Sasuke closer together. [SasuSaku, obviously]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/28/2004
Always With Me by Sketch reviews
Set right after Chihiro and Kohaku say goodbye, Kohaku returns to the bathhouse, only to be summoned by Yubaba. A oneshot, pointless but fun. Please R&R!
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Pawn Takes King, Checkmate by TheLostMaximoff reviews
They all think I'm Daddy's boy, the good little soldier. They don't know how bad all of them, especially Father, have been suckered. Pietro's POV after joining the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Glass Windows by Universal Blue reviews
Something's going on between Draco and a certain bushy-haired Gryffindor (((; Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Betrayal by Daine reviews
Kurt's hologram goes on the fritz at a most inoppurtune time. Kitty's the only one there who might save the situation, but she has other things in mind...namely her reputation. Chapter Three: Return up and this story is complete.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/6/2001 - Published: 3/29/2001 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
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The Winning Smile
AU I sleep, I wake up, I go to school. I've done this countless of times. Why is this time so much harder to do it? "You can't make me smile." He asked,"Is that a challenge?" She replied,curtly,"Maybe."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Student Exchange Program reviews
sasusaku- "Mr Uchiha, was it? Well, tell me a little bit about yourself." "Hn". "It is set then, Drama Club it is." Time stood still until the words sink in and processed by everyone's brain. "What!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.