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Joined 05-31-09, id: 1954001, Profile Updated: 10-12-09
Author has written 2 stories for Tales of the Abyss, and Static Shock.

Ah, hello.

I've been meaning to make an ff.net account for years, but now I've finally gotten around to it. So, a short summary of myself in regards to my writing:

I like big words, I have extremely low confidence in my writing ability, and I might not post a lot because I'm insecure about what I do write and am often too lazy to even write anything in the first place.
H-hooray? 'u'

Pretty much the only reason I'm here is to write/read/review Tales of the Abyss fanfiction, though I admit to occasionally dabbling in my other fandoms. I ship nearly every Abyss pairing imaginable- from canon to crack to everything in between- and love every character, so you might see some crazy random things from me. Inconsistency is my specialty.
While I am open to all ships under the sun, my OTP is ~Jade/Dist~ and my favorite character is the perfectly lovely Dist the Rose. Dare any cretinous savages oppose his fabulous might and intellect, they are forfeiting their innards for replica experimentation and shall be killed gracefully. (Once he gets around to it. Dist is a very busy man, you know. Being a genius.)

So feel free to comment, and especially feel free to critique! I can't grow without advice, so please tear me down and let me know what to fix if you ever can. Thank you!

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Mandatory Reassignment by ReverseTango reviews
He is, and always has been, a walking mishap, an inept non-entity, and now, a sub-human, a number, a science project. By the time anyone notices he's gone, it will surely be too late. One-shot, for the kink meme.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Music to my Ears by quip reviews
Twenty-six: The domestication of Arietta the Beast. "You are the one who taught the human language to her." Arietta, Ion. Spoilers
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Arietta, Ion
Vilo's Hymn by Anakerie reviews
3rd story in "Bonded" series. What appears to be a bizarre weather-related phenomenon has far-reaching affects on the citizens of Auldrant. Jade tries figure it out while dealing with a huge shock. Jadist.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 132,999 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Jade, Dist
Around your Finger by PrincessIxi reviews
It’s said there is an invisible red thread around your finger, the end connecting to the person you love best- or that’s how it’s supposed to go.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Asch, Guy - Complete
sea whispers by nezstereo reviews
He dreams of her, often. sarah/jareth oneshot
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Awkward Bond by Lavender Leo reviews
At Anise's request, Jade rushes to Daath to help a dying Florian, not knowing the events about to be set in motion. AU based on the anime. Jade/older-Anise, Tear/Luke, Natalia/Guy. DISCONTINUED.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,634 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jade, Anise
Unwanted by Mouko reviews
...He acts nice now, but as a child, my brother was a terror. A devil.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Jade, Dist - Complete
Her Hardest Hue by Ally612 reviews
He shuddered in contentment, “I have waited for you, Sarah. I have waited eternity and a day.” He pressed a kiss to their tangled fingers, “you will love me now.” Bittersweet, I promise. Edited August 14, 2009.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
50 Seconds by chaotic-addict reviews
50 breaths missed, 50 things left unsaid, 50 moments that are easy to miss in the rush of life. Jade and Anise, take it whatever way you want. Spoilers.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Anise, Jade - Complete
Words of Taming by Kay Willow reviews
Arietta the Wild needs at least a touch of civilization. Not too much -- that would ruin it -- but juuust enough to get by. Maybe to be a little thrilling. There are a few words in particular she needs to learn. //Ion/Arietta//
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Ion, Arietta - Complete
A Cold Night's Peace by Kay Willow reviews
Jade would say that he doesn't dislike places -- too irrational, anthropomorphizing a location -- but there's definitely that he was hoping to avoid Keterburg forever. Until Anise changed his mind for him. //future Jade/Anise//
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Jade, Anise - Complete
Conscious Misrepresentation by OscartheGreedy reviews
Saphir sorts through some feelings about past and future. Sequel to "Such a Waste". Visibly, one-sided Jade/Dist.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Dist, Jade
Promise by Shiroikami reviews
What do you do when the one you love is dying? Oneshot. Rated for tough subject matter.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Misericordia by ILycorisI reviews
"I'm like you Colonel." Anise ponders herself before meeting Luke and the others and the reasons she had for her actions then and after. Character study, one shot.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Anise, Jade - Complete
Wilbert and the Flying Sofa by Anakerie reviews
One-shot sequel to "Bonded". When Jade's sofa goes feral, he has a pretty good idea where to place the blame. Jade/Dist
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Jade, Dist - Complete
Delicate by Apple Fairy reviews
They weren't friends, but they weren't acquaintances. They fell somewhere in between one night on the Tartarus, another on the Albiore all due credit to sugar cookies made the Tatlin way. JadeAnise friendship one-shot
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Anise, Jade - Complete
Tea Party in Hell by The Dream Whisperer reviews
‘For those who felt no guilt, remorse or regret for their deeds, Heaven, Hell and Purgatory were all the same.’ Kristoph, Dahlia, and tea.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Fifty by Black Dracus reviews
Fifty times Auron and Rikku probably should have thought of something else. Unofficial one sentence challenge.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Black Lion by Diluculo reviews
Some major spoilers, individual chapters marked: :anthology: For all who may be convinced in the slightest that Largo is boring... It's time to set things right.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Largo - Complete
Float by blader-chick13 reviews
Project PC 2:36. Even as you grow older, you never forget the melody. Jade x Anise, implied.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Anise, Jade - Complete
In a Glass, Darkly by Subtilior reviews
Dr. Sarah Williams, psychiatrist, wants fiercely to succeed. A tormented patient, Aaron Cohen, wants only to sleep. But they have something in common ... and that something wants nothing less than Sarah herself ... Pika's Reverse Illustration Challenge.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,544 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Super Happy Lucky Fun Time by Bakura's Girl88 reviews
[Based on the picture of the same name by Noirrac] Ever wonder what would happen if two characters combined forces into one allpowerful Mystic Arte plus and extension? Well, so has Jade. Birthday fic for Noirrac, since I can't draw anything good enough...
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Jade, Anise - Complete
A Girl and her Doll by Omniflyer reviews
Oneshot Colonel Curtiss finds himself distracted from finishing a report because of a doll, of all the blasted things.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Jade, Anise - Complete
Warm by Mouko reviews
Keterburg was always cold, but not as cold as child genius Jade Balfour.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Jade, Dist - Complete
A List of Hazardous Things by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Anise has something to ask of her dear, sweet, darling, favorite Colonel. [Gen]
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Jade, Anise - Complete
Insincere by Griffinkhan reviews
[Oneshot, pregame] Onboard the Tartarus and heading for Kimlasca, Anise has a small revelation.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anise, Jade - Complete
Dear Colonel by Griffinkhan reviews
[Oneshot] During the one month lull after the Absorption Gate, Anise decides to get a pen pal.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Anise, Jade - Complete
Shards by Griffinkhan reviews
[Oneshot] Largo knew well that strength alone could not solve everything.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Largo, Arietta - Complete
Verity by Griffinkhan reviews
[Oneshot] She knew she was in trouble when the Colonel stopped brushing off difficult subjects with jokes and instead ignored them completely.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Anise, Jade - Complete
Happy Phantom by Cheloya reviews
Rikku and the snow. Barely Auron x Rikku.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Rikku, Auron - Complete
Beginnings by VilyaSage reviews
[Abyss, oneshot] He pushed his glasses a bit higher on his nose and shook his head. “When I was told I’d be speaking to the Fon Master and his head guardian, I was hardly expecting this.”
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Anise, Jade - Complete
Vow by Griffinkhan reviews
[Oneshot] Anise offers an apology.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Anise, Jade - Complete
Sugarcoated by Griffinkhan reviews
[Oneshot] Anise gives Jade a present.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Anise, Jade - Complete
Stitching Wounds by Charlett reviews
Jade hears a cry of distress during the night, and a Colonel is instantly obliged to rush to a Malkuthian's aid. Without Tear's consent, Anise heads off after Jade, and after the battle, the Necromancer is left to stitch up a warrior's wounds.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Jade, Anise - Complete
Reverie by Griffinkhan reviews
[Oneshot] Tear and Luke make a discovery on the Albiore.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Jade, Anise - Complete
Requiem by Griffinkhan reviews
[Oneshot] Magic, monsters, Jade, and hymns. The party has a discussion on the battlefield.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Jade - Complete
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Saving Ants reviews
Bromance. Virgil and Richie prematurely consider what it means to be a superhero.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Richie/Gear, Virgil/Static - Complete
Name Game reviews
Peony needs Jade's help.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Jade, Peony - Complete