Author has written 3 stories for Clique, Push, Harry Potter, and Twilight.
H E Y ! ! !
MY FAVORITE QUOTES
Juno: " Hold on, I'm on my hambuger phone..." Juno (movie)
Beacon Street Girls: "Friendship... it's SUCH a leep of faith." Isabell (book)
Dance teacher: "EXCUTE: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU DO; IT'S HOW YOU DO IT!!" Ms. Ashley and Mr. Barry
iCarly: " Hey lets try it on Freddy's pants!" "Yeah, pump up the pants." Sam and Carly.
Neckelace: " Love the life you live; Live the life you love." Neckelace i saw at Kohl's
Brocher: " Dance is the hidden language of the sole." Martha Graham.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: "Whats's with the birds." Ron Weasly.
Ballet Shoes: "I will dance like Madama; I will." Posy
My ballet teacher." If you have a heart, you have courage, if you have a heart, you have passion." Mrs. Susan Treveno
Text. " When words can't speak, Music can." Autum
Texting my friend. " I almost lost to an arguement to myself in math class... it's sad." Ana but i call her Autum.
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never see you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: help you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbbutt?"
FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: Kick your butt and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: Look at you like you're crazy when you're running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
You Say Pink
Things to do on an Elevator
1.CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2.STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3.WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4.GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
6.STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7.SAY 'DING' at each floor.
8.SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10.STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11.WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12.TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13.DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14.WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15.PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16.ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17.HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18.DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19.BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20.PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21.SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22.CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23.Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
24. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a demonic voice announce: "It is time..."
Good Friend: Help you up if you have tripped.
BEST Friend: Walk by and say ‘would you please get off the ground’
Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door
BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’
Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail
BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’
Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy
BEST Friend: Go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’
Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff
BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’
Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour
BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning
Good Friend: Sits by you at the pool when it's that time of month.
BEST Friend: Throws a tampon at you then pushes you in.
Good Friend: Politely calls your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BEST Friend: Calls your parents Mom and Dad.
Good Friend: Helps you move.
BEST Friend: Helps hide the evidence.
Good Friend: Will leave if the crowd does.
BEST Friend: Kicks the crowds butts.
Good Friend: Asks for a sip of your drink.
BEST Friend: Pours the drink on you.
Good Friend: Knows a little about you.
BEST Friend: Could write your embarressing life story.
Good Friend: Offers an umbrella.
BEST Friend: Steals your umbrella and shouts 'Run, Bitch, Run!'
Good Friend: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIEND: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
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