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Joined 06-01-09, id: 1954770, Profile Updated: 03-25-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

(The picture: NO I am not lesbian! That is just me (bottom) and Melonie messing around. Cuz we can... lol... we are best friends, so that type of stuff you can do without being lesbo... not that I have anything against lesbians. Seriously, I don't.)

Hey everyone. So nice of you to visit. (Gives each of you a cookie)

I'm a feisty blonde who loves sarcasm. I have insomnia so I will most definitely post stories on here because I am always up at night. Ummm hmm I am not new to this site; I just now decided to make an account to keep track of all the stories I like. I'm a big flirt sometimes but other times I'm too sharp with people. I have 3 best friends who love sarcasm and lemoney stories just as much as I do. Respect me and I respect you. I'm Team Edward all the way; whoever doesn't think he's one sexy bastard has something wrong with their mind. I'm very opinionated and I am in love with Twilight. I CUSS LIKE A SAILOR, BUT I WILL KEEP THIS CLEAN. LOL. Well.. pretty much. :)

Add one person to my crush list... Michael Jackson! He's so cute! Well, more cute before he turned white, but it's not all about the looks. He is such a sweetheart and so misunderstood. Have you youtube'd his interviews?? He's so cute! He says he likes to climb trees instead of play basketball :) Aw. And to those of you who think he bleached his skin? Do your research before you make assumptions. From wikipedia.org: "In the mid-1980s, Jackson was diagnosed with vitiligo and lupus; the latter was in remission in Jackson's case, and both illnesses made him sensitive to sunlight. The treatments he used for his condition further lightened his skin tone, and, with the application of pancake makeup to even out blotches, he could appear very pale." Ha :) The kid who accused Michael of molesting him admitted that he didn't! Don't believe me? Go to http://trashselector.com/evan- chandler-i-lied-for-my-father- im-sorry-michael/ -- So as you know I'm thoroughly and very upset about his death. May he rest in peace! His music inspires me to strive and do my best. My heart goes out to his kids and family.

Anyone else think Michael is a sexy bastard like me? This is one sexy video of him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxDPDWJnEso --God fucking Jesus Christ!! Ooohhh you will get wet.. lol.. So.

Age: 21
Name: Chelsey
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Blue
Height: 5'3 (yes, I'm short..)
Hobbies?: Writing, procrastinating, reading, and hanging out with my friends. Acting immature.
Profession: I'm a Ph.D. candidate in psychology--currently doing research and writing my doctoral thesis in Jungian/Freudian archetypes regarding the synthesis of the sundry and (somewhat) controversial studies in both Cognitive Dissonance theory and Nash's Game Theory (from Mathematics). No I'm just kidding. Really I just went to college and got a job at the medical center. (I got that long ass, educational thingy from Bookit. All that smart stuff goes to her, lol.)
Favorite food: Enchiladas babe!
Favorite Books: TWILIGHT SERIES, Harry Potter Series, The Forest of Hands and Teeth, Percy Jackson And The Olympians Series (yes, I know they are for younger people... oh well...), Nightworld Series, The Mortal Instruments Series, Welcome To Temptation, Midnight Kiss, Night Huntress Series (fuck yeah! Love this series to DEATH), the House of Night Series... pretty much paranormal shit.
Favorite Movies: Juno (funny shit right there), Jumper (sexy ass Hayden), Star Wars Episode 3 (damn proud of it!), Batman Dark Knight, How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, Knocked Up, 28 Days Later, Phantom Of The Oprah, 3,000 B.C., He's Just Not That Into You, A Lot Like Love, some others.
Favorite TV Shows: That 70's Show, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Family Guy, Mind of Mencia, Degrassi: Next Generation, Desperate Housewives, some others.

~Quotes from my friends and I~

Melonie: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Me: Have you ever thought about people being stupid just because of their questions? Jack: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Candie: Don't you think the Mexican version of Brokeback Mountain should be called Wetback Mountain? (she's Mexican, people.) --que laughter--

Jack: Humm-diddy-HUMM-humm! I really liked the Cinema Horrorfest! ~~ Me: --giggles-- WHORE fest? I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERE A PERVERT! I KNEW YOU LIKED WOMEN! (we have an ongoing joke about Jack being a sick pervert who reads Playboy magazines, when in fact, he's gay.)

(All of us are sitting in the car, listening to Michael Jackson) Me: Michael is ROCKIN'! ~~ All of us in unison: HE'S ROCKIN'... INTO OUR HIPS!

Jack in a joking manner to me: Babe-- get me a beer ~~ Me: The day I bring you a beer is the day I grow a dick. Which isn't too soon, I think.

Enjoy any stories I have! KNOW THAT I LOVE REVIEWS. Any authors know about the feeling of receiving feedback from their readers! I always reply to each and every review! REVIEWERS ARE LOVED ON THIS PAGE!

NOTE: THIS USED TO BE CINNAMON'S PAGE. SHE IS OFF TO COLLEGE; I AM HER OLDER SISTER AND I ASKED HER IF I COULD TAKE THIS PAGE, NOT WANTING TO GO THROUGH THE HASSLE OF MAKING MY OWN. SHE PASSED ON ONE CHAPTER FROM HER STORY IDEA THAT SHE SAID I COULD USE. NO, NOT THE ONE FROM AFTERGLOW. THAT'S MY OWN FIRST CHAPTER. BUT I WILL BE USING THE FIRST CHAPTER FROM HER OLD STORY CALLED LUMINOSITY. ONLY THE FIRST CHAPTER BECAUSE IT IS A GOOD START, AND WRITE THE REST WITH MY OWN IDEAS. BUT THAT IS FOR A DIFF STORY, NOT FOR AFTERGLOW. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO, EMAIL HER AT: nmj109@live.com. SHE SAID SHE'D ANSWER ANY EMAILS. (just letting you people know.. lol..)

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Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8698 - Favs: 5,368 - Follows: 5,090 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
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Unleash Your Desire reviews
Shy Bella has always been the virgin of the gang. But what happens when Rose and Alice hire Edward, womanizer of the STATE, to see what temptress is behind that shy exterior? SMUT! Dirty talking Edward, too, of course! REVIEW! OOC/Cannon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,415 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Halfway to the Grave reviews
Half-vampire Bella Swan is going after the undead with a vengeance,hoping that one of these deadbeats is her father—the one responsible for ruining her mother's life.Then she's captured by Edward,a sexy vampire bounty hunter, and forced into partnering up
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella