Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
(The picture: NO I am not lesbian! That is just me (bottom) and Melonie messing around. Cuz we can... lol... we are best friends, so that type of stuff you can do without being lesbo... not that I have anything against lesbians. Seriously, I don't.)
Hey everyone. So nice of you to visit. (Gives each of you a cookie)
I'm a feisty blonde who loves sarcasm. I have insomnia so I will most definitely post stories on here because I am always up at night. Ummm hmm I am not new to this site; I just now decided to make an account to keep track of all the stories I like. I'm a big flirt sometimes but other times I'm too sharp with people. I have 3 best friends who love sarcasm and lemoney stories just as much as I do. Respect me and I respect you. I'm Team Edward all the way; whoever doesn't think he's one sexy bastard has something wrong with their mind. I'm very opinionated and I am in love with Twilight. I CUSS LIKE A SAILOR, BUT I WILL KEEP THIS CLEAN. LOL. Well.. pretty much. :)
Add one person to my crush list... Michael Jackson! He's so cute! Well, more cute before he turned white, but it's not all about the looks. He is such a sweetheart and so misunderstood. Have you youtube'd his interviews?? He's so cute! He says he likes to climb trees instead of play basketball :) Aw. And to those of you who think he bleached his skin? Do your research before you make assumptions. From wikipedia.org: "In the mid-1980s, Jackson was diagnosed with vitiligo and lupus; the latter was in remission in Jackson's case, and both illnesses made him sensitive to sunlight. The treatments he used for his condition further lightened his skin tone, and, with the application of pancake makeup to even out blotches, he could appear very pale." Ha :) The kid who accused Michael of molesting him admitted that he didn't! Don't believe me? Go to chandler-i-lied-for-my-father- im-sorry-michael/ -- So as you know I'm thoroughly and very upset about his death. May he rest in peace! His music inspires me to strive and do my best. My heart goes out to his kids and family.
Anyone else think Michael is a sexy bastard like me? This is one sexy video of him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxDPDWJnEso --God fucking Jesus Christ!! Ooohhh you will get wet.. lol.. So.
~Quotes from my friends and I~
Melonie: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Me: Have you ever thought about people being stupid just because of their questions? Jack: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Candie: Don't you think the Mexican version of Brokeback Mountain should be called Wetback Mountain? (she's Mexican, people.) --que laughter--
Jack: Humm-diddy-HUMM-humm! I really liked the Cinema Horrorfest! ~~ Me: --giggles-- WHORE fest? I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERE A PERVERT! I KNEW YOU LIKED WOMEN! (we have an ongoing joke about Jack being a sick pervert who reads Playboy magazines, when in fact, he's gay.)
(All of us are sitting in the car, listening to Michael Jackson) Me: Michael is ROCKIN'! ~~ All of us in unison: HE'S ROCKIN'... INTO OUR HIPS!
Jack in a joking manner to me: Babe-- get me a beer ~~ Me: The day I bring you a beer is the day I grow a dick. Which isn't too soon, I think.
Enjoy any stories I have! KNOW THAT I LOVE REVIEWS. Any authors know about the feeling of receiving feedback from their readers! I always reply to each and every review! REVIEWERS ARE LOVED ON THIS PAGE!
NOTE: THIS USED TO BE CINNAMON'S PAGE. SHE IS OFF TO COLLEGE; I AM HER OLDER SISTER AND I ASKED HER IF I COULD TAKE THIS PAGE, NOT WANTING TO GO THROUGH THE HASSLE OF MAKING MY OWN. SHE PASSED ON ONE CHAPTER FROM HER STORY IDEA THAT SHE SAID I COULD USE. NO, NOT THE ONE FROM AFTERGLOW. THAT'S MY OWN FIRST CHAPTER. BUT I WILL BE USING THE FIRST CHAPTER FROM HER OLD STORY CALLED LUMINOSITY. ONLY THE FIRST CHAPTER BECAUSE IT IS A GOOD START, AND WRITE THE REST WITH MY OWN IDEAS. BUT THAT IS FOR A DIFF STORY, NOT FOR AFTERGLOW. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO, EMAIL HER AT: firstname.lastname@example.org. SHE SAID SHE'D ANSWER ANY EMAILS. (just letting you people know.. lol..)