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If you hate Edward Cullen and thinks that he needs to get pushed off a cliff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (don't get me started..)

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think Mike Newton should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

If you are Twilight obsessed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that Edward Cullen is real, Copy and paste this to you profile.

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(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Bella Cullen131,moonlightgirl1665

If you think Edward is God of the Vampires copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Bella for saying shes a Werewolve girl in New Moon)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

97 percent of teens would die if Glassons, Supree, Aeropostale, Victoria's Secret, Jay Jay's and American Eagle said it wasn't cool to breath. If you're the 3 percent that would go into hysteric fits of laughter, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to teh list: Bella Cullen131, bgregerson1

If you have ever tried slamming a revolving door, copy and paste this!

If you think Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go, copy and paste this.

95 percent of all kids make fun of and laugh at other kids because you're different. If you're that 5 percent who laugh at that 95 percent because they're all the same, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires, post this onto your profile.

If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Twilight copy and paste this on to your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

...a single chapter of your fanfiction is longer than all of your school essays put together

...you prefer to be called by your penname

...when people annoy you you theaten to flame them

...you often wonder why J.K Rowling, Erin Hunter (s), Stephine Meyer etc didn't think off all the things your friends on fanfiction came up with when they wrote the cannon

...when people mention that they like the guiter player Slash, you say; "YOU READ SLASH EWW!!"

...you have gotten at least 4 people to get a username on the site

...you get more excited about reviews than you do presents/holidays/etc

If you...

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, Haku's No. 1 Girl,BragiHale567

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw (Its fun), Littlewhisker ((haha, I get so much done that way!)), Patronus Charm (if i don't due something other than home work while doing homework I can't do my homework. does that make any sense?), Haku's No. 1 Girl (Same as Patronus Charm xDD)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker Patronus Charm

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasly kicking her but) copy and paste thins in to your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!) (Note from Haku's No. 1 Girl: I live in Britain, technically, but I STILL don't smoke! :D)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (don't get me started..)

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, Haku's No. 1 Girl,

you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
(XD NTAS. Naruto: And if I'm wrong, may I be hit by a giant log! (Whacks into tree) Nobody. Say. Anything.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker Snowstorm25, Haku's No. 1 Girl

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've known your best friend since kindeegawden, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to be a part of the Official Molly Weasley Fan Club, copy this into your profile.

If you want to talk to Voldemort through the Diary Horcrux, copy this into your profile.

If for all of DH you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks...?', copy this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley and Severus Snape, copy this into your

If you blame a failing grade on A) the teacher hating you, B) being Confunded, C) anything but the fact that you didn't study, copy this into your profile.

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

I AM IN SIRIUS/SERIOUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you live in an imaginary world where Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Hedwig, Albus Dumbledore, Cedric Diggory, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Colin Creevey, Dobby, and hey, while I'm at it, Lily and James, did NOT die and they lived forever and ever and ever and were always happy and were finished with anguish, turmoil and agony, then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile .

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

ONES MADE BY ME

If you've ever stalked a cosplayer, then just given up and asked for a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever SUCCESSFULLY stalked MasakoX, Vegeta3968, or anyone like that, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever glomped a cosplayer so hard that a piece of their costume falls off, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think SasUKE was called SasUKE for a reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a clear glass door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever said something really stupid, (i.e.: 'There's no d in doge') without realising it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate High School Musical and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever yelled something like, 'I mean, come on you guys. He's called Sas-UKE for a reason!' in the middle of an Anime Expo, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read yaoi slash just to pass the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you turn your tennis lessons into a comedy show for your friends due to your crapness, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a crush on a seriously girly-looking anime character (i.e.: Haku or Deidara), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cannot hit a tennis ball for toffee, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a Paulina and you hate lacrosse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think , DeviantART or Quizilla are the best sites EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If English Dubs REALLY piss you off, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Russian dubs piss you off EVEN MORE, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend time making these 'copy and paste' thing up just out of boredom, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've read all of these just because you're bored, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think there's absolutely nothing wrong with swearing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Naruto is the best anime EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think German is the funniest language in existance, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're not Japanese, but wish you were, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you display open anti-patriotism towards your own country, copy and paste this onto your profile.

90 of Twilight readers thing Edward Cullen is a total Sex God. If you're part of the 10 whom he just pisses off, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friend has commissioned you to plan her and Edward Cullen's wedding, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that having 2 half-Japanese friends constitutes to having 1 full Japanese friend, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love CHEESE and are proud, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever sworn really loudly, then realised the room's gone silent, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever sworn in German in a German lesson/ in French in a French lesson/ in Russian in a Russian lesson, etc...copy a paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever slipped out an 'XDD' in everyday speech, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think XD pwnz LOL, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you regularly say 'XD' or 'lol' in everyday speech, then get beaten up by your friends for it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish your homework was asexual so it would do itself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're fluent in two and a HALF languages, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're Russian, but wish you weren't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only words you know in a certain language are swear words, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're NOT a vampire, yet like to bite things, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've written 'copy and paste this onto your profile' so many times you could write it blindfolded on an invisible keyboard, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you end up eating your lipgloss just because it tastes so damn good, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're fluent in the language of Sarcasm, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever written copy and paste this onto your profile with your eyes closed, write this out on your profile with your eyes closed.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the aforementioned, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON and ECLIPSE over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did pplz.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto you profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you or (AND) your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking--I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, Before the Sun Sets, BroadwayMasquerade(too many times to count!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess (I'm not gonna get into that subject, it's too sad), kweenofmagic (Deep in thought...lol), midgetmania (I did it on Thanksgiving when the whole family was sitting in the living room. I came running up the stairs from my basement bedroom, and I missed the top step and did a face plant in front of everyone!)If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided that breathing wasn't cool! Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 laughing histerically in the background

92 of teenagers have moved onto rap (EW), put this on your profile if you're one of the proud few who still listen to Rock!

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are completly and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. I like ice cream. And cheesecake burritos (yum!)

If you believe abortion is MURDER and should be illegal, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Hannah Montana is really and truly ridiculous and should just pull off that wig and give it up, copy this onto your profile.. . . . . . . .

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (it's on September 19th)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. (I cannot keep count...I have too much of these)

If you have ever smacked yourself, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. LORD commodore Norry (Give me a break! My hand freakin' slipped!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess (Too many times to count..it's a CURSE, I tell you!), ElizabethTurner93 (I do this when I've asked a really stupid question.), Flygon Pirate (Well, or I do it just because I, or someone else, did something completely stupid), midgetmania (when I do or say something stupid, which isn't as often as you might believe),

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friend all had confused expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

So many people thought AWE was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. But those darn catch phrases get into our heads! It's CHAOTIC!!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you're very forgetful, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (Cough...cough...Jack Sparrow...cough...Phantom...cough...Edward)

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would love to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitll raed tihs. Cpoy tihs itno yuor porfile if you can raed tihs!

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If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile.If you know for a fact that someone has copied and pasted something from your profile into their profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object (say another person? YES it's happened!!), even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

Funny Quotes! Just Because I'm Bored!

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
-- Mark Twain

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
-- Albert Einstein

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-- Robert Frost

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot.

Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look to astonished.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and stare at it forever.

The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.

Don't play dumb with me - I'll always win.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

I used to have an open mind, but my brain kept falling out!

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them while nobody's looking.

They say that hard work never hurts anyone, but why take the chance?

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sounds they make as they go flying by.

There are very few problems that cannot be fixed with a suitable application of explosives.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time you need them, you probably won't ever need them again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night, I lay back in my bed staring up at the stars, and I thought to myself ... "Where the heck is the cieling?"

I'm not suffering from mental problems. I'm enjoying them.

You are slower than a herd of turtles trying to stampede through peanut butter.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Anyone who says 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has clearly never tried it.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

You are only your true self when no one is watching.

If you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

We are not retreating ... we are advancing in another direction.

Mom told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore.

Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any at all, for that matter.

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

My imaginary friend thinks you have seriuos mental problems.

I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it!

Advice is what we ask for when we know the answer, but wish we didn't.

It is better to keep one's mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but very few people want to die.

Tell me what you need. I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway.

Are subliminal messages effective?

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. Death hates that.

Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you're up to.

No blood, no foul.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Only borrow from pessimists - they don't expect to get their things back.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

What is the speed of dark?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

A conclusion is the part of the essay that you wrote when you got tired of thinking.

To steal ideas from one person is plagarism. To steal ideas from many people is research.

Smile, and the world smiles with you. Laugh, and the world thinks you're on drugs.

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on eBay.

Eat right. Exercise. Die anyway.

Don't regret doing things - regret getting caught.

We didn't lose. We just ran out of time.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie.

If it can't be fixed with duct tape, you haven't used enough.

Duct tape is like the Force: it has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together.

Smile for no apparent reason. It annoys people.

You're only in trouble if you get caught.

It isn't paranoia when they really are out to get you.

There are colours and there are flavours ... and then there is orange, which defies categorization.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a Parallel Universe, put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add your name to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, treehuggers-nerds-Jessi-Kayla, Anily-Khthonia-Windstorm, vampwitch13,

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, Italiangurlinamessedupworld, treehuggers-nerds-Kayla-Jessi, Anily-Khthonia-Windstorm, vampwitch13

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are non-stop on this computer, copy this into your profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that there is such a thing as the paranormal, copy this and paste it into your profile

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Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,

I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students

Who were lost

Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry.

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye".

Now you have 2 choices;

1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"

2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ...

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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Yaaay Kitty!!

This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help her gain world domination

if you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight... (What's there to be ashamed about?)

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COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU SHARE MY OPINION (Psssh, yeah I share this opinion.)

R.I.P.- Albus Dumblerore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey, Cedric Diggory, Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor (son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

They will never be forgottenFor me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary. you doze off playing ur virtual ipod in ur head and are snapped out of it when i friend asks u why your wiggling to wat seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you respond to that little voice in the back of your head. Crazy is when you have a conversation with an inanimate object. Crazy is whenyou know you and everyone else is crazy and call people that at random times. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Friends & Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Forrest run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, vampwitch13, moonlightgirl1665

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people shake their heads when they talk to you copy and paste this is your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you hate those stupid ads copy and paste this in your profile

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, Number-1-JASPER-fangirl, VisserZer0(boy),BragiHale567

A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.

My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me,

I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all, Or else im locked up, All day long,

When im awake im all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren’t home, When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight, I just heard a car,

My daddy is back, From Charlie’s bar, I hear him curse, My name is called,

I press myself, Against the wall, I try to hide, From his evil eyes,

I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry, He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault, He suffers at work, He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more,

I finally get free, And run to the door, He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall, I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late,

His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape, The hurt and the pain, Again and again,

O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor, My name is tiffany, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me,

And you can help to stop this for others.

And if you read this and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be

One heartless person to not be effected

By this poem and because you are effected,

Do something about it! So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse.

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

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phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

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I am the girl...

that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, SeaweedGirl, P2tbAnimeGirl,moonlightgirl1665

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your pen-name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Miss Apple , warm summer days,Diamondchild, Mystcal-magickal-wytch, JessicaWitch, P2tbAnimeGirl, moonlightgirl1665,

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.