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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Hello!:3

Name:Heaven

Nicknames: Heaverz, Heav-E (don't ask XD), H, H-town (-_-')

Age:14

Sex: Female

Birthday:May 4

Mood:What the Pheeb?(Phil in french XD, joke me and my friends share)

I LOVE the show naruto, full metal alchemist, bleach, inyuyasha and basically anime! I love to write stories, draw and annoy my friends with my perverted thoughts! XD The Akatsuki is the BOMB! Lol, I love them.I write a little poetry now and again.I'm new to writing stories so go easy on me!I live in Pennsylvania, I am Dominican, (FTW) I USED to have long hair, past my butt, but my mom made me get it cut. :'(.I have dark brown hair, brown eyes and I don't know how tall I am... 5"4' I think... I have a 6 year old sister and a 10 year old brother. I'm the oldest!

My Fav charactors of naruto:

Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, Itachi, Tobi (LOLLIPOP! Lol), Pain, Konan, hidan... (THE WHOLE AKATSUKI), Hinata, Suigetsu and other people I can't think of XD.

I have a secret... I like Yaoi, Epic I know X3. My friends think I'm weird for it -_-'.I'm random and I'm PROUD! Now lets get some fergerd! X3 If you don't know what fergerd is then YOU BETTER GET SOME AND TRY IT!!

Likes: Black, red, sweet things, animals, books, poems, dirty jokes, RANDOMNESS, T.V, Art, yaoi, nice people, Tomboys, hugs, boys X3, rock music, rnb, hip hop, pop, video games, movies, anime, vampires, werewolves, poetry, PHIL'S JUGGS! XD, my lil sis.

Dislikes: Preppys, divas, yuri (BARF), people who don't like to be hugged randomly from strangers ;-;, cheating guys, my dad, alchoholics, MY BROTHER!

Personality:I am hyper, perverted, nice, weird in a good way, affectionate, sweet, conservative (compared to girls my age), funny, affectionate, smarticle, creative and I love people! :D and I'm straight! I like to talk, be random, and I have anger issues but I only seem to have anger problems with my family...weird. I'm sensitive, huggable :D, lazy, but very clean, except for the dust. I HATE U DUST! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DX XD

I have an aim account, if you want 2 know what it is so we can chat PM me, X3

--GO HERE FOR FREE GAMES AND STUFF!! :D

"These bug bites on my arm look like an extra pair of nipples... "~ME

"Your going to be a Porn Director, or a prostitute."~My mom

Me: DADDY! Why is there a picture of some other man's penis on your cell phone!?

Dad: That's not some other man's penis, that's mine! I'm not some fruit cake!

Me: Why did you take a picture of your penis??

Dad: Cuz I was bored.~ ACTUAL CONVERSATION

Pic of Shiroibara for my story The New Girl. Made by MaxWindy on Deviantart. Shown to me by Katsuki Shizenno. Check them both out!

Pic of younger Shiroibara, also shown to me by Katsuki Shizenno.


The Blonde Bomber

The blonde man,

with blue eyes

the bomber who lights the skies

oh how I adore him

everynight I watch his art

and stare at him

so, slim

I wonder if he notices me

I swallow my nerves, I walk to him

he doesn't see me, and I think, could he be?

a killer waiting for a victim?

A mentally unstable man?

I dismiss these thoughts and walk to where he stands

too busy in his art, doesn't notice me

I watch him smile and chuckle

and I think, 'I should let him be...'

but its too late

he turns around to investigate

a sound from behind

I think I've gone blind

his soft beautiful face, his handsome features

he walks to my tree

I gulp and try to flee

he soon finds me and smiles

"What a beautiful piece of art, un" is all he says

until I wake up and bang my head

I dream of meeting him and making him mine one day

but until then, I watch the blonde bomber

each and everyday.

I know its not good but, I'm trying. Critics are welcomed! Just don't be TOO harsh cauze i'm sensitive D:D.


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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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Some girls are pretty,

some girls are wimpy,

some girls are girly,

and cry when they break a nail

but some girls are tough,

they are smart

and witty,

They know how to survive on their own,

some girls are independent,

and those girls are great,

not the sissy beautiful divas,

who can't take care of themselves,

its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable,

It is all about the state of mind.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm, moonray9,Maru-chan, heavenlywolfdemon,

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If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled a door that said push, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile!

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your different in a good way put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm weird and I'm proud of it!!

You fight, I fight
You cry, i cry
You jump off a bridge, im gonna miss your dumb ass!

A best friend is someone who yells in the hall I LOVE YOU!!
not caring that people think your a lez.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

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If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy

this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile!

If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2/or 3, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile.

If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

If you say at random moments 'I like cake!'/cookies/brownies/etc. copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't, try it. Its fun and makes people laugh.

If you've ever want to punch one of those snobby 'cool' people in the face (or did), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're free in fanfiction, but closed up in real life, but want to open up, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. Huh, a lot of people haven't read fanfiction.

If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile

if you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've actually found youre name on google, copy and paste this on your profile

98 of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2 that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .!

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

Copy and Paste if you've got yourself an addiction to...DEIDARAAAAA!!

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Rabbit the Trix copy this into your profile. (Poor Rabbit...)

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you know that goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile!

If you hate pink and love black copy this to your profile.

If you have parents that don't understand you copy this into your profile.

If you have a friend that is seriouslly hyper all the time,annoys you,thinks wrong,and every time your around her you wonder how you guys became friends, copy this into your profile. Thats honestly ME! XD

If you know that the government is up to something evil and hate them copy this into your profile.

If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.

If you ever laughed maniaclly for 3 hours for no reason copy this to your profile.

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EMBRACE the weirdness if you embraced the weirdness copy this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male

I am the girl who met her father after 10 years (at her 12) because of his faults and for the last 4 years I'm trying to be a good daughter for him, even if he can't understand me as he should.

If you are against homophobia copy this and past it to your profile.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Emo?
is it really that bad?
you cant accept the fact
that i get a little sad?
that i am a little mad?
so i favor black
and i dont like pink
you use those as reasons
to make my soul sink
so some of us cut
and some of us dont
we can smile
laugh love and live
we're just not like the rest
sure we cry
we want to die
but none of you understand
its not like we had planned
to live life like this
to spend our days
depressed and amiss
we're not bad people
we dont worship satan
we're not out to kill anyone
we just dont like the world
as much as everyone else
and we dont like ourselves
as much as we could
but we're ok with that
you can call us ugly
you can call us fat
but you cant change who we are
we are emo
whats so wrong with that

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╚═╩╩╩╩═╝If you are or if you support Emos
AKA "Angels" lasting eternity on this earth

(Really Cute)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile (and you know you do =P)

.:X:.

~Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? YOU ARE NOW!!


~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF!! So many people bash
Tenten to bits in many fanfictions and AMV's, it hurts me =( We seriously
need to change the rules!! Paste this into profile!! If we get to AT
LEAST 100 signatures we can show some people that there is fans of
NejiXTenten still out there!!
Sign your penname here!!: Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Namida, xNejitenx, anthropomorphichybrid;Wulfeh, Tonni88, AnimeLover325, Liliedove, heavenlywolfdemon,

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Update Later, PEACE! Don't forget to wash behind your ears!:P R&R!!

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Miranda and Jess, daughter of Pein and daughter of Madara. This two best friends are more hyper than Tobi himself. They have one goal, to disgrace the worlds most feared organization every day.
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This a story about 2 girls who suddenly get an unexpected surprise coming to their front door. The Akatsuki team! With all 10 members living in their house how are they going to handle it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,116 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Akatsuki
Change Me by xxbochixx reviews
Deidara had always been a playboy, dumping his girlfriends after a week, a little bipolar too. What happens when he meets his female alter ego, Haruno Sakura? Who's also a Playgirl? It's South Konoha's playboy vs. Former North Konoha's playgirl.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,566 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Akatsuki Unleashed by AMTNaruto reviews
Straight from the mind of Aqua-Lee and myself, respectively, comes a whole new look on the real life of the Akatsuki! You'll be shocked, horrified, and dead from all the laughter! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Akatsuki, Deidara
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Every fan of an anime wishes they could somehow go into their favorite anime and meet their favorite character. Well, unfortunately for me, I got my wish. And I had no idea what was in store for me....OCxItachi. Slight OCxDeidara. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,387 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
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I think about the past one snowy evening. Love begins to blossom. An OC fanfic.
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Silvas Misadventures in Bleach! by Silver Eternity reviews
Not for young audiences. Silva,great Goddess of the Underworld,has lost her powers and is stuck in the Bleach Universe! How much will she alter the story,and,more importantly,can she fix it before she leaves? Rated for foulmouths and adult themes later.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Kimbley, Grimmjow J.
Rules for Tobi, by the Akatsuki by Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Blond Jokes by Songstone reviews
You've heard the dumb blond jokes before, and these aren't anything new. The only difference here is that the 'dumb blond' is everyone's favorite suicide bomber. -SasoDei in the first chapter, and will mostly be just Dei-abuse...in a loving way, of course
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Akatsuki Chat: A yaoi one! by KatakanionINACTIVE reviews
OMG! Sasori's in love? And he put it in his screenname! O.O Who else is in love here! What the Akatsuki talk about and more, so read and find out! Included: SasoDei, KakuHidan, ItaKisa, ZetTobi and PeinKonan. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Akatsuki
When Worlds Collide by deideiblueeyez reviews
Here I am, in my own house, when suddenly the TV's on the blink 'cuz of a rainstorm. Who knew that the stupid bad weather could bring anime characters out of their own world?... Naruto and Akatsuki. Crossover to our world. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Pain/Pein, Akatsuki
Aftertaste by Lecture reviews
Hidan was so sure it would taste great, yeah right. ;p Hidan is kneeling in front of Kakuzu trying to choke it back, "blegh, it's sticky?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
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Akatsuki Days reviews
Not good at summaries. A simple slumber party changes 5 young girls' lives forever. When they wake up, they find themselves trapped in the Naruto world. Made for my love of Akatsuki and my friends! Rated T for some cursing and perverted thoughts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
The New Girl reviews
Kakashi is walking home after a long day and he finds a badly hurt girl. After bringing her to the hospital, he decides to let her join team 7. Chaos erupts, crushes evolve and this girl has a secret that could put the whole Leaf Village in danger!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Kakashi H.
Naruto Dares Doublefic reviews
A dare fic I'm writing with Demonic Dog Angel. He has the first chapter, I have the second and he has the next. Full of humor, some yaoi and dares! Rated T for violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009
Captured reviews
A project I did for my Science class. It was about biomes, and I got an A , yet she had NO IDEA who the Akatsuki were. Enjoy! no couples, R&R please! Complete
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
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