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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.
Nicknames: Heaverz, Heav-E (don't ask XD), H, H-town (-_-')
Mood:What the Pheeb?(Phil in french XD, joke me and my friends share)
I LOVE the show naruto, full metal alchemist, bleach, inyuyasha and basically anime! I love to write stories, draw and annoy my friends with my perverted thoughts! XD The Akatsuki is the BOMB! Lol, I love them.I write a little poetry now and again.I'm new to writing stories so go easy on me!I live in Pennsylvania, I am Dominican, (FTW) I USED to have long hair, past my butt, but my mom made me get it cut. :'(.I have dark brown hair, brown eyes and I don't know how tall I am... 5"4' I think... I have a 6 year old sister and a 10 year old brother. I'm the oldest!
My Fav charactors of naruto:
Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, Itachi, Tobi (LOLLIPOP! Lol), Pain, Konan, hidan... (THE WHOLE AKATSUKI), Hinata, Suigetsu and other people I can't think of XD.
I have a secret... I like Yaoi, Epic I know X3. My friends think I'm weird for it -_-'.I'm random and I'm PROUD! Now lets get some fergerd! X3 If you don't know what fergerd is then YOU BETTER GET SOME AND TRY IT!!
Likes: Black, red, sweet things, animals, books, poems, dirty jokes, RANDOMNESS, T.V, Art, yaoi, nice people, Tomboys, hugs, boys X3, rock music, rnb, hip hop, pop, video games, movies, anime, vampires, werewolves, poetry, PHIL'S JUGGS! XD, my lil sis.
Dislikes: Preppys, divas, yuri (BARF), people who don't like to be hugged randomly from strangers ;-;, cheating guys, my dad, alchoholics, MY BROTHER!
Personality:I am hyper, perverted, nice, weird in a good way, affectionate, sweet, conservative (compared to girls my age), funny, affectionate, smarticle, creative and I love people! :D and I'm straight! I like to talk, be random, and I have anger issues but I only seem to have anger problems with my family...weird. I'm sensitive, huggable :D, lazy, but very clean, except for the dust. I HATE U DUST! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DX XD
I have an aim account, if you want 2 know what it is so we can chat PM me, X3
"These bug bites on my arm look like an extra pair of nipples... "~ME
"Your going to be a Porn Director, or a prostitute."~My mom
Me: DADDY! Why is there a picture of some other man's penis on your cell phone!?
Dad: That's not some other man's penis, that's mine! I'm not some fruit cake!
Me: Why did you take a picture of your penis??
Dad: Cuz I was bored.~ ACTUAL CONVERSATION
The Blonde Bomber
The blonde man,
with blue eyes
the bomber who lights the skies
oh how I adore him
everynight I watch his art
and stare at him
I wonder if he notices me
I swallow my nerves, I walk to him
he doesn't see me, and I think, could he be?
a killer waiting for a victim?
A mentally unstable man?
I dismiss these thoughts and walk to where he stands
too busy in his art, doesn't notice me
I watch him smile and chuckle
and I think, 'I should let him be...'
but its too late
he turns around to investigate
a sound from behind
I think I've gone blind
his soft beautiful face, his handsome features
he walks to my tree
I gulp and try to flee
he soon finds me and smiles
"What a beautiful piece of art, un" is all he says
until I wake up and bang my head
I dream of meeting him and making him mine one day
but until then, I watch the blonde bomber
each and everyday.
I know its not good but, I'm trying. Critics are welcomed! Just don't be TOO harsh cauze i'm sensitive D:D.
(¸.•´ (¸. ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this.
If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.
If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.
If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this
If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.
If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.
If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile
Some girls are pretty,
some girls are wimpy,
some girls are girly,
and cry when they break a nail
but some girls are tough,
they are smart
They know how to survive on their own,
some girls are independent,
and those girls are great,
not the sissy beautiful divas,
who can't take care of themselves,
its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable,
It is all about the state of mind.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm, moonray9,Maru-chan, heavenlywolfdemon,
If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled a door that said push, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile!
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your different in a good way put this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm weird and I'm proud of it!!
You fight, I fight
A best friend is someone who yells in the hall I LOVE YOU!!
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)
If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy
this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile!
If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2/or 3, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile.
If you have weird friends put this on your profile.
If you say at random moments 'I like cake!'/cookies/brownies/etc. copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't, try it. Its fun and makes people laugh.
If you've ever want to punch one of those snobby 'cool' people in the face (or did), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're free in fanfiction, but closed up in real life, but want to open up, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. Huh, a lot of people haven't read fanfiction.
If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile
If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile
if you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile
If you've actually found youre name on google, copy and paste this on your profile
98 of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2 that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
~5 Truths of Life.
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.
Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .!
5 Truths of life:
1. You can kiss your elbow
2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again
3. You think you're so smart
4. The fact is that that is a lie
5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
Copy and Paste if you've got yourself an addiction to...DEIDARAAAAA!!
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Rabbit the Trix copy this into your profile. (Poor Rabbit...)
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile
I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you know that goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile!
If you hate pink and love black copy this to your profile.
If you have parents that don't understand you copy this into your profile.
If you have a friend that is seriouslly hyper all the time,annoys you,thinks wrong,and every time your around her you wonder how you guys became friends, copy this into your profile. Thats honestly ME! XD
If you know that the government is up to something evil and hate them copy this into your profile.
If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.
If you ever laughed maniaclly for 3 hours for no reason copy this to your profile.
If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.
If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to tour profile.
EMBRACE the weirdness if you embraced the weirdness copy this into your profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the girl who met her father after 10 years (at her 12) because of his faults and for the last 4 years I'm trying to be a good daughter for him, even if he can't understand me as he should.
If you are against homophobia copy this and past it to your profile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile (and you know you do =P)
~Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? YOU ARE NOW!!
~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Update Later, PEACE! Don't forget to wash behind your ears!:P R&R!!