Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, Morganville Vampires, Twilight, and House of Night.
I now have started writing three stories. They're called The Flock and the Cullens, Me and My Past Lives, and A Night School for an Avian Hybrid. Please read them!!!!
I have calmed down a considerable amount since I was younger. I like to read, write, draw, and hang with my friends and family. I like the supernatural. I just think it's so cool. I am a very secretive person. I don't really like socializing. That doesn't mean I'm anti-social though.
Date of Birth?: November 21
What’s your hair style?: Goes to my shoulder and with long layers.
Do you like your school?: Yes
DO YOU - ARE YOU - HAVE YOU
More About Me
Reading, Singing, Drawing, going on the computer, listening to music, writing, painting and hanging with my friends/family.
Paramore, Flyleaf, Three Days Grace, Evanescence... There are more, I just don't want to type them all.
Favorite TV Shows:
C.S.I: Los Vegas, Criminal Minds and Charmed.
Alice in Wonderland(2010) and The Ring
Maximum Ride series, House of Night series, Vampire Academy series, The Morganville Vampires series, The Secret Circle series, Dark Powers Series, Gone series, and SOOOO much more.
Anime: Bleach, Vampire Knight, Black Butler, 07-Ghost, Shugo Chara, Hellsing OVA, Ghost Hunt, Inyuasha... (so much more)
Manga: Bleach, Kuroshitsuji, Vampire Knight, Ultra Maniac, Papillon, Imadoki, Zombie Loan, Bloody Kisses... (much more)
Everyone sees -- who I appear to be
If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall.
You have more chance of dying by an asteroid collision than in a plane crash.
"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." Anonymous
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." Anonymous
"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Anonymous
THINGS TO PONDER:
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?
Stupid things I've done lol.
1. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, & God made me pretty - what happened to you?
Loved by some - Hated by many - Envied by most - Yet wanted by plenty
Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're just abusing the privilege
Jeez, you look like you've fallen out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down!
If the entire world is a stage, why'd I get the part of the psycho?
Oops, I didn't mean to hit you...but I'm glad I did
I lay awake at night & think to myself... your cute, hot, smart, fun, angelic, naughty & drop dead gorgeous... I've gotta take that mirror off my ceiling!!
If you are reading between the lines...maybe YOU NEED GLASSES
A wise man once said " I don't know, go ask a woman"
Smoking can really kill a person ... You should try it someday!!
Ok, ok, ok, ok I understand... Wait, what?
It's called skill, get some
REMINDER: hating me won't make you pretty!
Cry me a river, build me a bridge, then do us all a favor & jump off of it!!
Hey look on the bright side... not everyone hates you as much as I do
Four important words in life: CHEAT, LIE, STEAL, DRINK. If you CHEAT, cheat death. If you LIE, lie about your age. If you STEAL, steal someone's heart & if you DRINK, drink with me!
If you didn't have feet would you wear shoes? Then why do you ware a bra??
It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"
When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red - have you been drinking?" It's allowable for your own satisfaction to respond: "Gee officer your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
Go away I have enough friends already
If you mess with the best, you'll go down with the rest
I'm not smiling at you! I'm trying not to laugh!
As an older & more mature young adult your job is to...make fun of the little kids
I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!!
if it wasn't for physics and law enforcement i'd be unstoppable
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them
You call me a bitch? A bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, trees are part of nature and all nature is beautiful. So thanks for the complement!
Famous Last Words
Hey, watch this!
Poke it with a stick, see if it's dead.
What could possibly go wrong?
I've got a great idea!
Hey, that looks like fun!
I wonder what this does...
Red or blue, red or blue...?
Why's it bubbling?
Guys, you gotta see this!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. (not us!)
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (Vampires??)
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Bibliophobia- Fear of books. (as if!)
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. (poor people who have this!)
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -(That would seriously suck.)
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say?
Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me. just tell your boss that. yeah i have ergophobia, boss.
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches... shivers
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Now this name is just mean!)
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (Wow)
Nomatophobia- Fear of names. (are they afraid of their own name?)
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
If you laughed out loud when reading Maximum Ride copy this to your profile
If you love the whole blind-pyro-chef thing about Iggy, copy this onto your profile.
If you still laugh you butt off rereading Maximum Ride, copy this to your profile.
If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love reading, copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
Random Stuff To Fill In The Space:
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"
While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Quotes consist of something sarcastic or smart ass. Like me.
"Fall down again Bella?" Emmett - Twilight
"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much more fun with you around." Emmett - Twilight
"I don't speak Car and Driver." Bella - Twilight
"Don't fall in." Edward - Twilight
"This Hostage stuff is fun." Alice - Twilight
"I hear voices in my mind and your worried that your a freak." Edward - Twilight
Vampire Academy Quotes
"I crossed my arms over my chest. "Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus."
I was sure he was going bring up some zen life lesson, but instead, he kissed meRose-Vampire Academy
Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you? Cole - Charmed
I dreamt an animated musical last night. Is that normal? Piper - Charmed
Okay, where is this baby that everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it? Darryl - Charmed
Maximum Ride Quotes
Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds-Max Maximum Ride
Stop what? Breathing-Fang Maximum Ride
I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer-Max Maximum Ride
ter Borcht: "You don't speak much, do you?"
I look like prep school Barbie.( (looks at Max)) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend."-Nudge Maximum Ride
Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?"
"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max
"Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -Max
"Does anysing on you vork properly?" -ter Borcht "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." -Iggy "You are a liability to vor group. I assume you alvays hold onto someones shirt, yes? Following dem closely?" - ter Borcht "Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert." -Iggy "Write that down, he's a notorious dessert stealer." -Max
"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max
“Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to.” –Fang
“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren’t missionaries.” –FBI investigator
“Can we see him?” –Iggy
"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?" -Iggy
"It feels weird that no ones throwing a black hood over my head" -Max
"1) Sardonic laughter (always a good one)
"Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger management issues, especially around me" -Max
"Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try, 'I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I might respond to that, maybe." -Max
"Total, you're black" -Iggy
“Now, let’s say they come and get us.” –Max
Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Fang: "Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
Aelogae (I can't say that!)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
One bright day in the middle of the night,
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway
Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!
The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.