Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, Morganville Vampires, Twilight, and House of Night.
I now have started writing three stories. They're called The Flock and the Cullens, Me and My Past Lives, and A Night School for an Avian Hybrid. Please read them!!!!
I have calmed down a considerable amount since I was younger. I like to read, write, draw, and hang with my friends and family. I like the supernatural. I just think it's so cool. I am a very secretive person. I don't really like socializing. That doesn't mean I'm anti-social though.
Date of Birth?: November 21
What’s your hair style?: Goes to my mid-back, with long layers and bangs!
DO YOU - ARE YOU - HAVE YOU
More About Me
Reading, Singing, Drawing, going on the computer, listening to music, writing, painting and hanging with my friends/family, ice skating, lazer tag, bowling, going to Disneyland.
Paramore, Flyleaf, Arctic Monkeys.
Favorite TV Shows:
C.S.I: Los Vegas, The Strain, American Horror Story, iZombie, and Charmed.
Alice in Wonderland, Sleeping Beauty, Jurassic World, and The Ring
Maximum Ride series, Vampire Academy series, The Morganville Vampires series, The Secret Circle series, Dark Powers Series, Gone series, and SOOOO much more.
Anime: Bleach, Black Butler, Hellsing OVA, Ghost Hunt, Inyuasha... (so much more)
Manga: Bleach, Kuroshitsuji, Vampire Knight, Ultra Maniac, Papillon, Bloody Kisses... (much more)
Everyone sees -- who I appear to be
THINGS TO PONDER:
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Stupid things I've done lol.
1. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
10 THINGS I WOULD DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
5. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
6. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
8. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!... Take me with you!!"
9. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
10. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Jeez, you look like you've fallen out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down!
Oops, I didn't mean to hit you...but I'm glad I did
I lay awake at night & think to myself... your cute, hot, smart, fun, angelic, naughty & drop dead gorgeous... I've gotta take that mirror off my ceiling!!
Smoking can really kill a person ... You should try it someday!!
Ok, ok, ok, ok I understand... Wait, what?
It's called skill, get some
REMINDER: hating me won't make you pretty!
Cry me a river, build me a bridge, then do us all a favor & jump off of it!!
It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"
When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red - have you been drinking?" It's allowable for your own satisfaction to respond: "Gee officer your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
I'm not smiling at you! I'm trying not to laugh!
I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!!
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement i'd be unstoppable
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them
Famous Last Words
Poke it with a stick, see if it's dead.
What could possibly go wrong?
I've got a great idea!
Hey, that looks like fun!
I wonder what this does...
Guys, you gotta see this!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. (not us!)
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (Vampires??)
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Bibliophobia- Fear of books. (as if!)
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. (poor people who have this!)
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -(That would seriously suck.)
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say?
Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me. just tell your boss that. yeah i have ergophobia, boss.
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches... shivers
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Now this name is just mean!)
Nomatophobia- Fear of names. (are they afraid of their own name?)
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love reading, copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
Random Stuff To Fill In The Space:
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"
While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Quotes consist of something sarcastic or smart ass. Like me.
Vampire Academy Quotes
"I crossed my arms over my chest. "Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus."
I was sure he was going bring up some zen life lesson, but instead, he kissed me. Rose-Vampire Academy
Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you? Cole - Charmed
I dreamt an animated musical last night. Is that normal? Piper - Charmed
Okay, where is this baby that everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it? Darryl - Charmed
Maximum Ride Quotes
Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds-Max Maximum Ride
Stop what? Breathing-Fang Maximum Ride
I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer-Max Maximum Ride
ter Borcht: "You don't speak much, do you?"
I look like prep school Barbie.( (looks at Max)) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend."-Nudge Maximum Ride
Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?"
"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max
"Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -Max
"Does anysing on you vork properly?" -ter Borcht "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." -Iggy "You are a liability to vor group. I assume you alvays hold onto someones shirt, yes? Following dem closely?" - ter Borcht "Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert." -Iggy "Write that down, he's a notorious dessert stealer." -Max
"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max
“Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to.” –Fang
“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren’t missionaries.” –FBI investigator
“Can we see him?” –Iggy
"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?" -Iggy
"It feels weird that no ones throwing a black hood over my head" -Max
"1) Sardonic laughter (always a good one)
"Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger management issues, especially around me" -Max
"Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try, 'I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I might respond to that, maybe." -Max
"Total, you're black" -Iggy
“Now, let’s say they come and get us.” –Max
Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Fang: "Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
Aelogae (I can't say that!)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
One bright day in the middle of the night,
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway
Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!
The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.