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Joined 06-01-09, id: 1955326, Profile Updated: 01-29-13
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Batman, Friends, Tetris, How I Met Your Mother, and Glee.

So, here's the deal. I write when I'm bored, when I'm bored I write. I usually just write what I'm obsessed with at the current time and what kind of mood I'm in.

Oh, and I am sorry, I really am. I'm the type of guy who gets excited about some new fic I want to write, write a couple of chapters... then ditch it. So many of my stories remain unfinished, please excuse that. I prefer shorter stories, oneshots. That way I don't get too bored when I write. I've recently taken a liking for Crackships, so tread carefully if you're wanting to read one of my latest fics.


Hogwarts Profile

House: Ravenclaw

Wand: Spruce, Unicorn core, 14 inches, slightly springy

Patronus: Llama

Member of: Dumbledore's Army, Slug Club, S.P.E.W.

N.E.W.T. Subjects: Charms, DADA, Divination, Potions, Transfiguration, Care of Magical Creatures.

Other Fandoms Profile

District 6

Son of Apollo


Harry Potter Ships

I'm a quite keen advocate of ships that aren't considered normal.

Crack ships, if you will.

Just some of my stories' ships.

Sirius Black x Curtain (Sirius Black and the Curtain And Other Odd One-Shots)

Horace Slughorn x Madam Pomfrey (Winky See, Winky Do)

Horace Slughorn x Argus Filch (Slughorn's Date with Destiny)

Mundungus Fletcher x Justin Finch-Fletchley (Slughorn's Date with Destiny)

Madam Hooch x Grubbly-Plank (Forget the Golden Trio)

Madam Puddifoot x Gibbon (Forget the Golden Trio)

Severus Snape x Charity Burbage (Just Charity)

Petunia Dursley x Fang (Sirius Black and the Curtain And Other Odd One-Shots)

Percy Weasley x Ministry of Magic Lift Voice (Sirius Black and the Curtain And Other Odd One-Shots)

Flobberworm x Vincent Crabbe (Sirius Black and the Curtain And Other Odd One-Shots)

Fleur Delacour x Winky (Sirius Black and the Curtain And Other Odd One-Shots)

"Always look for empty boxes. Then you're bound to discover something more exciting inside."


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Sirius Black and the Curtain (And Other Odd One-Shots) reviews
HAGRID'S BOTTOM! Now that I've got your attention, here is a collection of some of the most unusual, untold and unimaginable relationships that you probably haven't even dreamed of. It's literally a crack shipper's heaven. Starts with the ship which started it all- Sirius Black/Curtain. You'll never know, if you never try. WARNINGS LISTED IN CHAPTER 1!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sirius B.
Flight 88 Down reviews
During a joy flight for Arthur Weasley's 50th birthday celebrations, an explosion causes the plane to crash. With their magic mysteriously blocked out by a greater force, how will the passengers possibly survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,179 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - F. Flitwick, Arthur W.
Conflicted reviews
Blaise Zabini never had a real interest in girls. He was never fond of parties. So why has The Yule Ball messed up his mind so much?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Blaise Z., Pansy P. - Complete
George Weasley has some very dark demons inside of him. Losing his twin brother was just something he couldn't handle. And now he is tempted to do something unthinkable, just to see his brother again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - George W., Arthur W. - Complete
Crossroads of Absurdity reviews
Mcgonagall, Slughorn, Sprout and Flitwick are forced to overcome their own unfortunate problems in an intertwining tale involving mystery, surprise and a touch of humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,754 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Minerva M., F. Flitwick
Winky See, Winky Do reviews
Members of the Hogwarts faculty are invited to a mysterious party to celebrate the New Year. Located in a mansion filled with illusions and secrets, guests are killed one by on by a murderer who walks among them. Can you figure out who it is?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - F. Flitwick - Complete
Forget the Golden Trio! reviews
What do a lesbian Grubbly-Plank,a stench ridden Gibbon, a clumsy Leanne, a suspicious Fat Lady and a sex driven Madam Puddifoot have in common? Absolutely nothing of course. Then why are they banding together to destroy Lord Voldemort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - W. Grubbly-Plank, Gibbon - Complete
Just Charity reviews
Quirky, sweet, bumbling; all words to describe Charity Burbage. Look at Charity's life every year, as she deals with loss, tragedy, love and depression, right up to her death. From a kindred spirit to a broken soul... how?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Charity B., Severus S. - Complete
Life as a Right Angle reviews
Follow the life of this blue right angled Tetris piece as they enroll at William McKinley High to join the glee club!
Crossover - Tetris & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Mercedes J. - Complete
The One with the Dodgy Crossover reviews
This episode sees Joey star in an off-off-off broadway play, Rachel at her family reunion and Phoebe and Mike stuck in a funeral. Meanwhile, the HIMYM characters begin hanging out in Central Perk while McLarens is under renovation.
Crossover - Friends & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Joey T., Barney S.
Zsasz 'A Lost Soul' reviews
Look inside his twisted world and see how Victor Zsasz became the man he is today and what plans he has for the future.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010
Slughorn's Date with Destiny reviews
Slughorn's Date with Destiny is a story which gives humour to Harry Potter. It is set in the 'Half-Blood Prince' era. Starring Horace Slughorn!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Horace S., Argus F. - Complete