Cheeky Liar
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Joined 06-02-09, id: 1955360, Profile Updated: 08-02-11
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, A song of Ice and Fire, and Sherlock.

Hey my name is Cheeky Liar, not really, and I love animals and swimming. If I do write things that aren't one shots i'll try to update offten cause i hate when you're really into a story but then there are no more chpters and like two years later a chapter come out and you don't care anymore. So if I did that i wold hate myself and i don't want to hate myself. If you're someone who does that i don't hate you cause it not nice to hate people,unless they desserve it, then it's fine

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Her name was Auroura

She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If your against child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends.

95 percent of the teenage population would go into panic if Miley Cyrus was standing off a ledge of a 10 story building. Put this on your profile if you would be the 5 percent standing there with a megaphone screaming Jump You Dumb Bitch Jump!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that asshole upside the head

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

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WOMAN HITLER (this ones my favorite!)

My friends are the type of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish.

Sarcasm is like my 2nd language.

I'm diabolically gifted. (AKA, EVIL!!)

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny

Don't follow in my foot steps, I run into things and trip on air!

You may laugh at me cause I trip over flat surfaces and air, but that takes skill to do

War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left.

Computers can beat you at chess, but they're no match for you at kick boxing.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

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Bad pick-up Line Come-backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you enjoy watching people in pain, copy and paste this to your profile

You can't spell slaughter; without laughter, so, if your like me and would laugh if you killed some one cause your enjoying every second of it, copy and paste this to your profile

I dont suffer from insanity, I'm enjoying ever second of it

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.

3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
(Put it on your page if you laughed)

You laugh at me because I'm a retard, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "We fucked up, huh?"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs.".
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad".

Friend: Asks me for my number.
Best friend: Asks me for her number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade.
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

black man walked into a Dinner and sat down in the seat behind a white man,

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'm BLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir,

When you're born you're PINK,

When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism


are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

EVER WONDER where we are heading...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the
material used for the indestructible
black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?

If this doesn't touch you; you're heartless. This is so sad! One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived.Remembering the note,she pulled it out & read it, it said,"Without your love, I would die". :( :( :( :( :( :( Thats ironic I'm sorry. Irony, your mean!

I Intend to live far so good!

"I'm not going to cheat on the test tomorrow, I'm simply going to study during it."

Some may say the glass is half empty, some may say the glass is half full, but then I will forever say..."Are you going to drink that?"

Can't murder now...eating

You're just like a penny... Two-Faced and Worthless

I don’t see the future in suicide.

If Barbie is so popular... then why do you have to buy her friends?

Studying. Notice how they conveniently put "DYING"at the end of this word.

Life? cool. Where can I download one?

Some day i'll take over the world but for now I'll make a sandwich...

If Abercrombie decided that breathing wasn't 'cool' then 2/3 of the teen population would suffocate in 24 hours.

I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

If a kids asks"why is it raining?" I think it is cute to tell them "god is crying." If the child asks "why is god crying?" I also think it is cute to tell them "most likely because of something you did"

Apparently, my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework!!"

Once a boy asked his dad "is God a boy or a girl?" his dad said both... then he asked "is God black or white?" his dad said both... then he asked "is God Michael Jackson?"

"If you were on a deserted island and could have any item you wanted, what would you want?... for those of you who didn't say a cruise ship or a plane... I don't think I'll be talking to you any time soon... for the rest of you, feel free to leave a message"

Today I saw "Famous Last Words.." in a book today, and my Mom had to ask if I was okay...(In which I replied, I'm Okay, I promise...)

There were 3 girls

They were looking through peoples

The girl slowly came upon this one

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fing psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?


Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Try Not to Cry

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

PLEASE READ. If this doesnt touch you... ,( meanie heartless person!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. (Or wherever you're from)
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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Give the Boys a Great Big Hand by Marcus Rowland reviews
An unlikely discovery off Bermuda brings NCIS to Miami - NCIS, Dexter, Burn Notice, CSI Miami, and guest appearances from other fandoms. Rated T mainly for language, also violence, character death, etc.
Crossover - NCIS & Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,514 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dexter M. - Complete
I Wish I Was Your Brother by Scribble2Much reviews
The intensity of the close bond between the Winchester brothers inspires envy, awe, admiration, longing and even suspicion in outsiders. A series of stories told by individuals after unforgettable encounters with Sam and Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,353 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sam W., Dean W.
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
A Cullen Halloween by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Alice black-mails all of the Cullens, including Bella, into celebrating Halloween. Not that a family of vampires really needs to dress up into a mythical creature costume, but Alice still finds the fun in annoying her family members. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vampire Academy: Bite Me by Lauz1 reviews
Rose is supposed to be undergoing the trials but her life keeps getting in the way, her best friend Lissa has been kidnapped, her mentor and love Dimitri is still dueling between his duty and his love for her and then there's everything else...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,037 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Diary of an Ordinary Citizen of Camelot by chibikaty reviews
The daily insanity of life living in Camelot, through the eyes of a hapless bystander. Camelot really is a very silly place…
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Shiv Shank by Hara Kyome reviews
Dexter can't bring himself to kill Brian. Instead, he takes him in. With the police hot on his brother's trail and his own innocence brought into question, what is poor, dazed Dexter to do with his new roommate? AU. Bloody, brotherly bonding.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,049 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Rudy C./Brian M., Dexter M.
King of Anything by Alcyex reviews
Uther was trapped in a very strange rant in his very strange mind. Why would such an idiotic boy have such a stupid effect on the king and practically everyone else in Camelot? Might continue if received well.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Family That Kills Together by Siduel reviews
The Winchesters are wanted criminals. Here is their story. Title changed from 'The Winchesters' to "Family That Kills Together'.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,471 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
Letters to Santa by apple2011 reviews
Merlin, Arthur, Gwen, Morgana, Gaius, Agravaine and Gwaine all right letters to santa, what do they want and will they get it?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Scribbles by eightyeightkate reviews
Sam confused and disturbed his kindergarten teachers.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Prison Ties by drugstoresushi reviews
Dean, Damon, Mason and Nate find themselves in prison together. How will their prison stint change them? Will hilarity ensue? Or just the unthinkable? slash.
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Dean W., Damon S.
Dead To Me by Mononoke-hime x sukai kurora reviews
Arya Stark walks a bloody path. She murmured names in her sleep, killed nine men, and wishes for many others to die. Her innocence was erased since her father was killed. This is her monologue.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Arya S. - Complete
Misperceived Intention by Nitroglycerin reviews
A Hogwarts graduate tries to warn Pastor Jim about an oncoming threat... unfortunately for her, he's already met them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
Thought You Ought To Know by whitecrossgirl reviews
Set after 'Beauty and the Beast'. There's a WHAT in the dungeon?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Merlin, Uther - Complete
It's Just Another Job by hopefulwriter27 reviews
Kurt is an assassin. Glee AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
Pictures In An Exhibition by Gilded reviews
Dean is sorted into Hufflepuff. Sam is sorted into Slytherin. Hijinks ensue. Rated T for some language. Contains Outsider POVs
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sam W.
Take Notice by Kitty O reviews
In which Merlin will accept about any kind of attention he can get. No slash. Angst and I suppose it could be considered whump. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
In the Mind of a Trickster by UKSarah reviews
A young Loki notices the differences between his family and himself. He starts to question if he is Asgardian or something else.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Loki - Complete
Invincible by Loopstagirl reviews
How hard could it be to kill one king? An effective assassin plans for all possibilities...apart from said king's servant being a warlock with a destiny.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Guardian Angel by Bundibird reviews
"I'll be where I always am. By your side. Protecting you." NO SLASH, NO S4 SPOILERS. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,900 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
You Look Like My Incompetent Manservant! by Jissai reviews
Which brings Arthur back to realization # 4: Merlin is a hopeless, useless idiot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Why Knights Shouldn't Eavesdrop by kitsune-kitty reviews
It was an innocent conversation, really it was! Rated T for your perverted minds
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Calling of Emrys by Jissai
You weren't sure at first why the druid would call to you. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Merlin, Mordred - Complete
You're not crazy by vulgarsound reviews
Brittany pierce started to hear voices when she was 15.mostly brittany centric. trigger warning for mental health issues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Remember the Name by purplehairedwonder reviews
Alaric gets a phone call from a couple of big league hunters about a vampire case.
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sam W., Alaric S. - Complete
A Noble Lie by Scare4irony reviews
AU: The best lies are always at least partially true. Angst!galore. Forgot to say - NOT slash!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Where Thine Master Goes by Bundibird reviews
Merlin will follow Arthur anywhere. Even into insanity. Oneshot. Really rather dark. Not quite M, but I would discourage younger readers. NO S4 SPOILERS. NO SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Ashes by Steffi Star reviews
Kurt's always like fire. The way the grey ashes swirl with the wind. It's only reasonable that the fire protects him. Only logical that he uses fire as a defense. Warning: Mentions of arson.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Don't Piss Off the Little Brother by clair beaubien reviews
Set after MBV. Just trying to have a quiet beer, Dean and Sam meet up with an idiot. Up now - Ch2: Sam and Dean meet up with the idiot the next day. Outsider POV
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Fulfilled by Kat Nightfox reviews
Arthur is King. Albion is united. Arthur and Gwen are happily married with a baby on the way. Merlin's destiny is fulfilled, now he can be free.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Nobody Loves A Moron by clair beaubien reviews
Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Good Morning Miami by Erik's Princess reviews
Brian has been caught and is being brought to Miami Metro, Dexter's perspective on all that follows. Done, but currently revising.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,831 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Dexter M., Rudy C./Brian M.
An Unfortunate Merchant by A Flame By Any Other Name reviews
When a strange merchant arrives in town, he is unoblivious to the 'unofficial rules' in Camelot regarding a certain manservant and handmaiden... and managed to break them all. Oneshot
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
Protecting Harry by Luvinlifee reviews
The Cullens go to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter. During Half-Blood Prince. After Breaking Dawn. Rated T. Canon Pairings. Better on the inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,960 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Harry P., Bella
The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria reviews
In which Merlin gets to tell more of the truth than usual and still lies through his teeth the entire time, and Arthur presumes to know far better than Merlin about, well, everything.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Arrest Him! by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
The King has discovered Merlin's secret, and he is less that pleased. Mild Crack!fic
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Bad Behavior by sarahserenity6296 reviews
Damon and Jeremy participate in some rather bad behavior as their way of coping with the recent events. It's all fun and games until Elena catches them. Sometime before season 2 finale. NOT a slash. -COMPLETE-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Damon S., Jeremy G. - Complete
hidden in the shadows is thy hero's brother by the wise and the brave reviews
The hero, and the brother, the boy who lived, and the brother hidden half way in the shadows. The boy who lived was smarter than people thought he was.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dial M For Mutant by nyssa123 reviews
Film Noir AU. Erik is a hardboiled private eye. Charles is a femme fatale. There are fedoras and trench coats and suspenders and gun holsters and rainy nights and monotone first-person narration and furious smoking.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,142 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Unwelcome Surprise by whithertits reviews
What John did to Dean after Sam ran away to Flagstaff. John/Dean non-con
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Scars of the Unseen by Reiya Wakayama reviews
A/M, post season 3, Merlin knew full well that there were risks to being Arthur's protector, a hidden wall of magic between the prince and the rest of the world, with scars that even the Prince should not, and hopefully, will never know about.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Unique by claudiapriscus reviews
Nobody kills in Dexter's town and gets away with it. Cover Art by Attempt Unique.
Crossover - Supernatural & Dexter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,046 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Dean W., Dexter M. - Complete
The price we pay by smaragdbird reviews
When Loki vanishes there are rumours he defected to the enemy and both Odin and Thor denounce him publicly. The truth is that Loki is being held and tortured but he doesn't give in, trusting that his family will come for him. torture, implied non-con
Thor - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
A Day in the Life of Merlin by LenonaMysticNissa reviews
Arthur accuses Merlin of being "loose" with himself. Chaos ensues within Camelot. A series of drabbles about the life of Merlin. There's a Merlin/Arthur focus, but there's some Merlin/Gwaine, Merlin/Lancelot, etc. as well as some others.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
What About Us by that tanned idiot reviews
Small moments between Thor and Loki leading up to the movie, from when they were children to when they began to feel the differences and the crack between them. Non-slash.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
An Abuse of Power by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Uther overhears a rather disturbing conversation between Arthur and Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Uther - Complete
Out Here in the Fields by ainokitsune reviews
Victor interviews Sam. Repeatedly. AU, lots of talking.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/4/2011 - V. Henricksen, Sam W.
The Shakes by Flipping Seltzer reviews
Uther gets the fidgets. Suspect number 1: Merlin. "The boy was doing it again. That thing. Where he…moved. Fidgeted." Pure silly fun.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
The Ice Inside My Soul by Flash Foreward reviews
They didn't want Loki to feel different, but that didn't mean he didn't. Drabble.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Loki - Complete
Falling Off the Wagon by caramelo reviews
As if being in Glee club wasn't bad enough, now everyone thinks they're brainwashed cult freaks. Maybe they've gotten a little too weird for high school. Glee/Supernatural crossover, sequel to Along for the Ride. Slight Puckleberry.
Crossover - Supernatural & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sam W., Puck - Complete
Five Magical Love Stories by crankyhermit reviews
In which Camelot is a magical kingdom full of rainbows and unicorns and dangerous magical creatures who all love Merlin, and Arthur has opinions on the matter.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
What's Past by Sebe reviews
She remembers the Winchesters even though she'd like to forget. Outside POV. Some powers!Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Winchester Curse by Min Daae reviews
The legend spreads about how Winchesters don't stay dead. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
The Pimp Cane by Kuro-Kasai-Tenshi reviews
After the run in with Malfoy Sr. and Jr. at Flourish and Blotts, Harry ponders as to the purpose of Lucius' cane.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
mama, just killed a man by boldpens reviews
Kurt kills but doesn't feel guilty, so of course he feels guilty. And oh, there's a playlist. /some klaine/ /oneshot/
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Maid Service by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Motels attract all kinds of folks. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Complete
The Innocence of our Youth by LadyElaide reviews
Arthur, Merlin, Gwen, Morgana as young children asking Gaius a few awkward questions. A young Merthur one shot that's very amusing but also very cute, at what Gaius calls the innocence of Camelot's youth.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Golden Eyes Indeed by Aida Caroti reviews
Guess who has been accused of sorcery? You've got it. Everyone, even Uther is sick of the boy. I mean Uther has better things to do than waste his time on a boy that will be found innocent soon. I mean didn't you know they were serving wild boar tonight?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Winchester, Dean: HUFFLEPUFF! by ammcj062 reviews
Being extremely loyal to his friends and family, Dean Winchester is sorted into Hufflepuff. It's a completely logical progression, had anyone else spotted the first half besides the Sorting Hat. Hogwarts has never seen a Hufflepuff quite like him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
Family Seal by SilverHeart09 reviews
This is why it's important to ensure that your grammar is correct before you ask your son to arrest his servant for stealing your wife's seal.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
The Great Scheme by WingedWolf121 reviews
A sequel to Love over Lands. In which Uther decides that if his son won't take notice of his feelings for Merlin on his own, he will have to be prompted. True to Pendragon style, his method of prompting is somehat...extreme. Merlin/Arthur slash
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Same Old Story by Kitty O reviews
Ho-hum. Normal day in Camelot; Merlin's been accused of sorcery. Again. Uther reflects on every other time Merlin has been arrested and resists the urge to pull his hair out. Ficlet. Do you think the king's an idiot?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
They Shined Like Gold by Sebe reviews
Outsider POV on the brothers. A hunter gets some help he wasn't expecting but he can't tell if he was better off before these two showed up or not. Slight unbalanced Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Secret by Castiel'sBestFriend reviews
An outsider sees teen Dean with his walls down R&R Please
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
The Adventures of the Salvatore Brothers by Kirk4351 reviews
The Salvatore brothers from the CW show Vampire Diaries meet the chilling vampires from the HBO show True Blood. Damon, being heartbroken at the failure to bring back Katherine moves to Bon Temp with his brother Stefan.
Crossover - True Blood & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,569 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sookie S., Damon S.
Curiosity Killed the Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 128 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
A night out on the town by Ophelia Lake reviews
A teacher of Dean's gets an unfiltered view into the Winchester's world
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
Horrifying, Haunting Harry by trip-trap reviews
Harry is a sociopath. Albus must make him a saviour, as well. This fic comes with WARNINGS. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Albus D., Harry P.
The One Where Merlin Gets Drunk by fruitcakegirl reviews
Merlin and the Knights of Camelot are drinking. Merlin lets something slip, Arthur overreacts.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Failure by waywardnomad reviews
He's pleading now. George can hear the whine in his voice, and it's so strange because never before has he ever wanted so much for a student who he thought could actually achieve it. Dean is it. Outsider POV. Teenchesters. Smart!Dean
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
Soldier by Partly reviews
Booth meets the most interesting people in diners.
Crossover - Supernatural & Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Dean W., S. Booth - Complete
Something Is Coming Down Like Rain by Min Daae reviews
At seventeen Brian Moser killed a man by drowning him in a sink full of water. Rating for murder and abstract discussion of a penis.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Rudy C./Brian M. - Complete
Unconditional by Lady-of-the-Refrigerator reviews
Season 5 Spoilers, rated for language. "Did Dexter love his brother, even though he tried to kill me? But who am I to say that he shouldn't? I mean, look at me. I love Dex and he's... well. I don't really have a clue what he is."
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Debra M., Dexter M. - Complete
A Malfoy Gets What A Malfoy Wants by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 152 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like Heck You Will by Kitty O reviews
Why do people think that if Arthur condemned him, Merlin would just take it? Here's what I think would happen if Arthur chose to arrest him. Mockfic
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
All These Lies by Xierroh reviews
This is an angsty story from Merlin's POV as he reflect on the lies he tells to hide. This is my first fic and is actually just an experiment. R&R please!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Merlin - Complete
Donation by shake.n reviews
Thanks to a wealthy Scandinavian investor we're going to start publishing again.
Crossover - Supernatural & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Chuck, Eric N.
Priceless by drugstoresushi reviews
Dean gets a surprise in the shower.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Winchester Family Therapy by MyMixedTape reviews
Bobby is finally fed up with the Winchester brothers' constant bickering, so he decides to take them to family therapy under fake names. Big mistake, but lucky for us, hilarity ensues!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Dress Up With The Cullens by Lolabri reviews
All of the Cullens Plus Bella are playing dress up! But what happens when they go on a quest to find Stephenie Meyer? They go to Arizona of course! Edward as a Muffin? Bella as a banana? Jasper the Kung Fu master? Better watch out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Supernatural Born Killers by sugarbucket reviews
Natural Born Killers, with an SPN twist. Follows the story of Sam and Dean Winchester, two of the most dangerous men in America. Dark, twisted, violent and wincest like whoa! Nothing can stop fate and anyone who gets in the way is going to learn that. Edited and reposted as of September 2014.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,314 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sam W., Dean W., Bela T., V. Henricksen - Complete
I Can Make You a Man by Psychedelic-City reviews
"You're gonna poke me with a WHAT?" Kurt helps Sam rehearse for WMHS's production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Spoilers for RHGS.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
The Cullen's Hogwarts Invite by HannahDrogo reviews
When things get dull in the Cullen house, Harry Potter invite's them to Hogwarts. But what happens when a mysterious story-thief thieves the story? OOC, after BD. Not my best story, but it's the most popular, so I must be doing something right.Uber Goofy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,781 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
In The Beginning by scuttlesworth reviews
Brian's perspective from the very beginning, in the cargo container. Rated M for what happened to them. Comments welcome. :
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Rudy C./Brian M. - Complete
Afraid by scuttlesworth reviews
Deb dealing with season 4's ending aftermath. Rated M for the stuff at the end of season 4. Comments welcome.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Debra M. - Complete
Asterisk by scuttlesworth reviews
Astor's perspective on the new guy in her mom's life. Comments very welcome.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Astor B. - Complete
Orange Juice and A Million Balloons by CleverAlibi reviews
"I could hear it in Sammy's voice: A million balloons weren't going to help him." Set between 1.01/1.02. OneShot w/ outsider POV: Sam and Dean do a little grocery shopping. Sam has a hard time.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Apology by Kitty O reviews
If there was an awkward genre, this would be it. Arthur apologizes to Merlin after Goblin's Gold, and finds that Merlin is not upset about the arrest in the least... or is he? Oneshot, not slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Jiminy Cricket by acme54 reviews
The Winchesters and Morgans have history. Wee!Winchester and Wee!Morgan story. John and Harry are old friends.
Crossover - Supernatural & Dexter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - John W. - Complete
Failure by Enhas reviews
What if Morgana had known of Merlin's plan? Dark!Merlin, AU to It Keeps Getting Easier.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
It Keeps Getting Easier by Enhas reviews
Facing the constant threat of Morgana, Merlin has had enough. Dark!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Second Chance by CuriTeaist reviews
What could have made Harry keep Dexter, and work so hard to make sure he's safe, while throwing Brian to the wolves?
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry M., Rudy C./Brian M. - Complete
Acceptance by CuriTeaist reviews
AU, spoilers for season one. "But you are not alone anymore. You can be yourself. With me. Your real, genuine self." As hard as Dexter tries, there isn't anything he can do that Brian will turn from.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Rudy C./Brian M., Dexter M. - Complete
Institutional Days by CuriTeaist reviews
A series of unrelated one-shots following Brian during his institutional days, not necessarily in chronological order. Spoilers for season/book one. Series based unless otherwise specified. Rating may go up as needed.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Rudy C./Brian M.
Do You Really Wanna Know? by Extraho reviews
Doakes got the creeps off of Dexter Morgan and after the Ice Truck Killer case his alarms have been blaring. He asks one more time. What the f*ck is wrong with you? He never expected Dexter to answer.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Dexter M., J. Doakes - Complete
Midnight Sun by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,303 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 3,760 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wrong by shan21 reviews
Picks up the morning after the Season 4 finale: Dexter knows he has to leave his family to protect them. Deb refuses to accept this. Dexter tries to convince her.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Dexter M., Debra M. - Complete
Private Lessons by kinkylittlered
A crossover of sorts, Dean meets his new teacher Mr. Padalecki and attempts to have some fun.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Dean W.
Chopsticks by Aegroto Dum Anima reviews
What is this guy's deal? Maybe it's just a language barrier thing. Maybe he's from, like, Croatia or something. Outside POV of Castiel. Set early S5. No spoilers. Told 2nd person.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Castiel - Complete
Best by clair beaubien reviews
Wee-chester story. 2nd Grader Sam is supposed to write a list of "What Mom's Do Best". Outsider POV. Up now: Ch2 - Sam goes back to visit Miss Smith when he's all grown up.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
For the Future by Polluxa reviews
Merlin wondered a lot that day, feeling bleaker by each passing hour, burdened by thoughts of betraying his kin. Of betraying everything.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Born Free by NoOneShallKnow reviews
They are born free, and shall remain free. Together. Rated for what could be gore-ish, and for adorable incestuous luffs.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Dexter M., Rudy C./Brian M. - Complete
Dean's Weird Day by CalamityJim reviews
When Dean was given a mission from God to find the Boy King he was expecting danger, not cookies.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Trip To The Road House by Lover of Angelus reviews
The bar abruptly went quiet the moment Dean Winchester's boot crossed the threshold, Castiel following at his right.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
How to skip class: Cullen Style by InMyOwnWords reviews
This is how the Cullens get out of that boring, tedious place we call school.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/4/2007
Victimization by Emma CS Me reviews
Will is a bad drunk. Kurt learns this painfully.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Kurt H., Will S. - Complete
Heavens for Deludes by Min Daae reviews
Dexter observes Deb having a little problem, and determines to solve it. Harry isn't pleased. Set sometime during high school years.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Dexter M. - Complete
Hurricane by Min Daae reviews
There are some things you never want to have to explain to your sister. Dismembered bodies is up there. Definitely. High-T for Deb's mouth and dead bodies.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Debra M., Dexter M. - Complete
Misconceptions by DesertAngel21 reviews
Merlin's clumsiness puts the two boys in a precarious position. Parody on Slash. This is my first fanfiction submission ever. One-shot unless I can get some good ideas to continue.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Come out and play by Yeaomi reviews
This takes place in the middle of season 1. Dexter wonders about the growing 'friendship' between the ice truck killer and himself. He questions everything Harry taught him and his need to let the monster out.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Dexter M., Rudy C./Brian M. - Complete
Hogwarts: The Twilighted Version by AvrilSays reviews
While trekking in Britain, the Cullens come across a suspicious looking ruin, which turns out to be a school of magic - Hogwarts. Soon, the Cullens are lured into the world of magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,123 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008
The Games We Play by slightlytookish reviews
Arthur happens upon a drinking game arranged by Gwen and Morgana, resulting in one very drunk manservant.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Lost and Found by reviews
Pretty easy summary, it's just my own version of Blood Promise, the forth Vampire Academy Novel. Starts off straight after Shadow Kiss, Rose sets off to find Dimitri, and finds herself caught up in danger. I started this before the novel was published.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,884 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Rose H.
EO Challenge: Weird by CHAILYN reviews
Sam and Dean bicker at the Roadhouse. S2.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Ash, Jo H. - Complete
Awkward Doesn't Cover it by Dlvvanzor reviews
Needless to say, John Winchester was not expecting to come home that night to find his sons having sex. Drabble, mentions of Wincest
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - John W. - Complete
White Knuckles by Falcon-Rider reviews
Dean and Sam have always been connected. POV: Mary, Missouri, Caleb, Pastor Jim, John, 2 OFCs 1/1 - Complete Written for Mystic Reader on LJ for the SPN J2 xmas Secret Santa exchange. Warning:Wincest - Dean/Sam
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Febreze by Lady Andares reviews
This is what happens when the Culens go to Hogwarts. Also Voldemort gets reincarnated as a leperchaun
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,211 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009
New Experiences by OrangeDuck reviews
What would happen if the Cullens' went to Hogwarts? Would new friendships be made?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009
Taken In by QuintossentialGray reviews
Eric has been forced to relocate from the South to the East Coast after the F.O.T.S. church debacle of s2. Gabriel Gray has a name and nothing else when he winds up at Eric's new doorstep. Blank slate!Gabe is claimed by Eric. Spoilers s4 Heroes. Slash
Crossover - Heroes & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Eric N.
Follow Me by Amakurikara reviews
Sam and Dean are not hunters of the supernatural, rather, they hunt people. Whoever crosses their paths, or makes them angry, are killed. They were just recently caught by Hendrickson, and are in jail awaiting trial. Evil!Sam and Evil!Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
It Began With a Little Boy by aylarouge reviews
Then little brother hurt big brother, hurt him and made him bleed. And the world began to end." The story of Sam and Dean, told by an outside point of view.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Fate of Innocence by Limitbreaker reviews
Sometimes innocence is the cruellest destiny to have… Draco/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Sirius B. - Complete
Dexter's Darkest Dream by TheElectricPoet reviews
Two months...and no feedback. I guess no one enjoyed this but me.
Dexter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/29/2009
Carjacking by CaffieneKitty reviews
Some cars have better anti-theft systems than others. Gen, Wee!chesters, Outsider POV. Rated T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Stranglehold by The Impala reviews
NCIS's investigation into the death of a marine stalls, leaving the team frustrated and with more questions than answers. Like what is the FBI's involvement? And why is Tony convinced that there is a strange Chevy following their every move?
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,297 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Complete
Believing is Seeing by Lord Rebecca-sama reviews
The Cullens go to Hogwarts and the Volturi have teamed up with Death Eaters in their quest to recruit the Cullens. The Trio and Draco repeat their 7th year and aid the Cullens. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,873 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella - Complete
Stepping Out of Shadows by KrossWinter reviews
For 11 years, Harry has been overshadowed by his brother. Now, he's going to make the world recognize that he does, in fact, exist. And he doesn't quite care what it takes, but how many gazes will he draw in doing so? Dark!Harry Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,869 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Harry P.
A walk to realization by fancygirl44 reviews
This Vampire academy Human Style. All the charactars you love still there. Dimitri is in grade 11, and Rose is in grade 10 at a boarding school : the title may change
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,508 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009
Foxes and Hares by kaliflower reviews
The four get a bit drunk and decide it would be a great idea to play hide and seek in the dark.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Arthur, Morgana - Complete
Imagine by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
Four times Deb sees his mask almost slip, and the one time it actually does. And how Dexter plays his sister.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Such Creative Boys by Tears of Trees reviews
Teen!chester. Dean and Sam get into a fight at school, and to keep from getting expelled they have to go to daily therapy sessions with the guidance counselor. Something old I dusted off. Enjoy.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Baggy Shirts by Ophium reviews
Dean is eight, Sam is half of that and John's not there. The man at the grocery store keeps an eye on thieves and learns a thing or two from the Winchesters. Outsider POV. Complete
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Dimitri's Dream by RosemarieH reviews
Dimitri's POV What would happen if Adrian goes to dream-stalk Dimitri?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Dimitri B., Adrian I. - Complete
Vampire Academy: Dimitri's Tale by RosemarieH reviews
This is Vampire Academy in Dimitri's pov. Every chapter.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,385 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Daddy's Little Hunter by birdofflame587 reviews
John is called in rather urgently for a meeting at Dean's school by his concerned teacher...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2009 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
They Bear No Sign by Nivalis reviews
Short drabble inspired by a scene in the episode "The Mark of Nimueh". Arthur notices something about Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Texas Law by acme54 reviews
Dean gets sent to prison for breaking some strange laws.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Preventative Measures by Aegroto Dum Anima reviews
The little demon's crying. It's fair enough. I'd be crying too if I was in his shoes. Twelve years old is a crappy age to have to die. Pre-series. Outside POV. John and Dean POV added.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Dean W., John W.
Interrupted by RosemarieH reviews
The kiss in Frostbite is seen! Dimitri's pov
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Personal Property of the Court Magician by Phoenix.G.Fawkes reviews
“When Arthur is king he makes Merlin court magician and he gets a new manservant. The manservant has a crush on Arthur and Merlin gets jealous.” And proceeds to properly label his personal property. SLASH
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Speed Bumps by Phx reviews
One black car, two energetic teenage boys, one tired and cranky former Marine father. This was not going to end well. Third chapter added!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - John W., Sam W. - Complete
Military Precision by Sensue reviews
E/O Challenge Word: Sheet. John trains his sons from an early age.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2009 - John W., Sam W. - Complete
The Cullen family put on a show by Arielala reviews
The Cullens put on a costume show wear they dress up and perform to show their true personality. Bella gets a VERY big surprise when she finds out more about their true identities.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella
Destiny by PhantomsAngel1988 reviews
The Cullen family is going to be at Hogwarts, new enemies and friends. Bella is still human, and the Cullens are vampires. A group of Dark Wizards, who are half vampire, werewolves or wizards/witches plan on taking over Hogwarts. Will they stop them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009
The Trial by Feefella reviews
.:From Shadow Kiss:. -D.POV- It's time for Victor Dashkov's trial and Dimitri can't help but be a bit concerned over which desicion Victor will make. Will he out Dimitri and Rose, or will he keep his mouth shut?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
halloween with the cullen family! by rhi.twilight.rhi reviews
As I opened it I saw that there was a pumpkin on the card inside. It was a Halloween card. Wow not only Bella is invited we all were. so all the cullens are invited to a halloween party. what will they dress up like? read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008
Mike? by AngstyAly reviews
Sam gets pulled in by the cops during Dean's stay in hell. Only thing is, he's not the cooperative kid they've had before
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Blind Side by tiha01 reviews
-A Vampire Academy FanFic- Rose and Dimitri's relationship is once more pushed to the limits; and Adrian sees this as the perfect opportunity to make his move. adrianXroseXdimitri
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008
Explode by Celestial Nightmare reviews
Dexter's life is going perfectly until his past is dragged up by someone lurking in the shadows, forcing Dexter to reveal his true identity. Nothing will ever be the same. Some mild language- mostly from Deb- and graphic violence. Rated: M
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
The Middle Of The Night by Feefella reviews
.:From Shadow Kiss!:. -D.POV- Dimitri and Rose talk birthdays, the bitter cold, and that bastard Victor Dashkov -First Chapter of Shadow Kiss-
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Secret by Feefella reviews
.:From Frostbite:. -D.POV- Dimitri tells Rose a secret to prove she is mature enough to handle adult things... then Tasha shows up. -Set between The Discussion and The Balcony-
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Resolution by Feefella reviews
.:From Frostbite:. -D.POV- Dimitri finally tells Rose what she means to him... Last chapter of Frostbite...
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Cullens Find Hogwarts by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
The Cullens find Hogwarts, settng off a chain of events. Strange things happen when you put a family of not so normal vampires in a school full of wizards and witches. Not to mention Emmett is there to create mischief. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008
Vampire Academy: Graduation by Lauz1 reviews
Rose Hathaway has been on the hunt for him for nearly three months and now her determination to find him will lead her back home to the people she left behind. Set Post-Shadow Kiss.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008
Newlyweds by windedeagle reviews
Suze and Jesse are off for their Hawaiian honeymoon. But with the disappearance of another newlywed and a husband who is about to get away with murder, it might not be quite the vacation they imagined. Sequel to Finally, but can read as/is!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009
Sam vs his teacher by pandorathexplora reviews
Short one-shot that plays with the idea of what Sam would do if he was confronted with a really mean high school teacher. Even if he doesn't know it, he still has demon blood inside him. Maybe that influences his actions a little. Please R&R!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Supernatural by Anna-Belikov-Fuller reviews
Rose. Dimitri. Fluff. Messed up characters. I own nothing!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Mentor? by Anna-Belikov-Fuller reviews
This is pages 22 23 from Dimitri's POV from Vampire Academy.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
The Ride by Feefella reviews
Small part of Chapter 2 of Frostbite. From Dimitri's POV...
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Trip by Feefella reviews
This is the last half of chapter 17/first half of chapter 18, which is the mall trip and Rose's bench trip. All from Dimitri's POV... Set between Life Lessons and The Spell.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
How Arthur Found Out by Morena Evensong reviews
When Arthur opened the door to his manservant's room, he certainly wasn't expecting to find what he did. Only slight spoilers up to episode 4. One-shot
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Innocence Lost by Anya2 reviews
Merlin never considered himself a killer. Spoilers for 1x13
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Child Of The Light, Prodigy Of The Dark by dyly reviews
Harry is overlooked as his twin brother Caleb is heralded as the Boy Who Lived. Determined to be better than Caleb and with an IQ that’s off the scale, Harry is left to his own devices to try and reach his full potential. Which side will he choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,375 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P.
Vampire Academy: Love's Fangs by Moss of Munin reviews
CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR SHADOWKISS Hunting down the man she loves, Rose begins a heart-wrenching journey away from her past to confront the aftermath of the final battle and the society she was raised in. crapload summary. R&R, and please cut some slack
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008
My Baby by Anna-Belikov-Fuller reviews
Bella's Point of View. Jake's birthday. Not wonderful, small fluffiness. Writers block.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Breakdown by Today4U365 reviews
High school fic, one-shot. Sam overhears some of his classmates talking, and something in him snaps.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Twilight Rising: A Vampire Academy Fanfic by Rebellious Vampiress reviews
Post ShadowKiss Now on her journey to kill the man she loved, Rose finds that there are many obstacles to overcome But when an unsuspected vistor comes, will Rose have to chose between the people she loves the most again or will her decision kill them all
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/16/2008
Merlin's Hair by RixxiSpooks reviews
Arthur decides to become a barber for the day and his manservant's unruly mop is first on the list. Arthur/Merlin friendship. Merlin/Gwen suggested.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
They Just Assumed by 666Cliche reviews
Harry was there for my fifth year. He never spoke a word to me; I think he believes I betrayed him. Brother-of-BWL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Rest Your Weary Head by K Hanna Korossy reviews
He'd thought older brothers were supposed to be the protective ones. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
The Capture by Feefella reviews
.:VAMPIRE ACADEMY FIC:. -One Shot- The first chapter of Vampire Academy from Dimitri's point of view.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Pursuit of by A Very Neat Monster reviews
Dexter and Debra’s pursuits bring them uncomfortably close to one another’s secrets. Post season 2, spoilers for seasons 1 and 2. Point of view: alternating between Deb and Dex. Strong M, primarily for violence. Brief reference to Dex/Rita. Showtime based
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,327 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Promises on a Silver Wind by Lover of Angelus reviews
Debrah doesn't fight Dex for Brian's attentions. Instead, she moves on with dignity. DEXTERxBRIAN
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Dexter M., Rudy C./Brian M. - Complete
While In Spain by windedeagle reviews
Jesse and Suze become fast friends. But can Suze give him up for Maria? AU. JS. :
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2008
The Outsider by denihil reviews
Short fic. Henriksen's impressions of the Winchesters.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sam W., V. Henricksen - Complete
Savior by yayme2012 reviews
He saw it all. He may like you to believe that he saw nothing, that he sat in that steaming, hellish trunk and didn’t look out- didn’t remember- but he saw it all. Based off 1x06 Return to Sender. 1000-word drabble.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Haloween fairy tale by Alyssa-Of-The-Funk reviews
Halloween fairy tale. cullen siblings plus bella dress up in costumes like never before. i suck at summeries. T-T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Singer vs The Winchesters by shallowz reviews
Bobby Singer's introduction to the Winchesters.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Bobby S., John W. - Complete
Good Old Dexter by shadow243ali reviews
Good Old Dexter's too nice to do anything wrong to anyone. At least, that's what they all think.
Dexter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
The arrival of the vampires by Lord-Kiwi reviews
Bella and the cullens go to Hogwarts, after they've recieved a call for help.Bella finds out thing about herself she didn't know jet, and wants to be a vampire more than ever.they are being prepared for battle.twilightharry potter crossover.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,769 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007
Rag Doll by M.L. Shards reviews
He needs me, and I need him. I’ll protect him from the world’s disapproving eyes; after all, that’s what big brother’s do.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Employee Relations by Vicki Bmore reviews
Ever have a co-worker you just couldn't stand?
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Just Another Kid by CagedTroll reviews
He knew the type, knew it oh so well. The kids who were too smart for their own good. Who got everything in life handed to them until their egos didn't fit through the door anymore. An outsider's look at the Winchesters. Teen!chesters.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Shotgun Wedding by mute90 reviews
Buffy xover! Sam warned a him a million times but Dean never listened.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Dressing up with the Cullens by Georgiana1234 reviews
It is even more rainy than the days that are rainier days than usual in Forks and the Cullens find themselves yet again with nothing to do. When Esme finds a old dressing up box what chaos will insue?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006
Watching by LCFC reviews
The Winchester's from an outsiders point of view. Angst and character death! I own nothing!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Everything to Everyone 2 by K Hanna Korossy reviews
They all see something different when they look at Sam. Outsider POVs.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Dean's Bob by K Hanna Korossy reviews
If he didn't have a Sam, I guess a Bob was the next best thing. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
A Matter of Principle by BlueIris08 reviews
Wherein a school administrator from days past nearly blows Sam and Dean's cover.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Something is Cracking by Pirate Perian reviews
Deb catches Dexter in the act. Spoilers for all of season 2.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Water Through a Rusted Pipe by Pirate Perian reviews
Deb sees a side of her brother that she's never seen before, and asks some awkward questions. Dexter, in answering them, decides to experiment with truth.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
He's Mine by CatherineWinner reviews
Sam is Dean's. John learns this the hard way. wincest
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Chivalry and Gay Goblin Porn by Lady Ophelia reviews
Dean wants a girl and Sam refuses to be his pimp. Snape considers retirement. HPSPN xover, sequel to A Steady Mind.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Be Not Proud by Pirate Perian reviews
Christopher Harlow loses a hand, and eventually his life. Dexter searches for fulfillment. Sergeant Doakes listens. Season 2 missing moment, rated for violence and language.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
The Lives and Times by Rover09 reviews
Dexter wasen't as good at hiding his darker nature as he thought he was. Some people noticed
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
Not Normal by mute90 reviews
SPNXMen. John knows his boys are not normal.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2007 - John W. - Complete
These Not Truths by mute90 reviews
What does Jessica's family believe about Sam?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
New Powers by Raven Minor reviews
An adopted vampire of the Cullens named Rogue is forced by her family to go to Hogwarts to learn more about her newly found powers. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,420 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007
Laugh With The Sinners, Cry With The Saints by CagedTroll reviews
No matter what life dishes out for them, no matter what they're forced to suffer through, John won't let his boys be taken from him.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare, Cullen style! by vampirelurver979 reviews
What happens when Bella agrees to play truth or dare with the Cullens? Why is Bella dressed up as Pikachu? Why is Mike kissing Edward? What's the connection between Edward and his precious Volvo? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007
Hiatus by SunRei reviews
Dexter has had to lay low over the summer. This short fic gives us some insight on what he's thinking and what it will take to get him back to work.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
The Cullens Get A Hot Tub! by popoki123 reviews
What will happen when Alice decides to get a Surprise for Everyone?And why does Emmett need a job?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,234 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007
Life and Death in the Cereal Aisle by Carole reviews
Dexter/Supernatural. In which Dexter has a debate over the virtues of All Bran, Sam wants Lucky Charms and Dean sees a monster in the grocery store. wee!Chesters
Crossover - Supernatural & Dexter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
Nicknames by Animegirl1129 reviews
Dean looks out for Sammy as they grow up, moving from school to school and town to town. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Killer Inside by Aramirandme reviews
Dean's thoughts on killing
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here by Iodinemoon reviews
Third person Outsider POV on the fates of the hunters who pass through the Roadhouse and never come back
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
Inherit by Spooky-Girl reviews
He wasn't a bad father... Rated for abuse and language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
Sincerity and the Truth by wintereden reviews
The social worker had read the case file, and even at seven, Dean had run rings around the poor sucker sent in with a lollypop and sympathetic eyes. At thirteen, he was bound to cause some headaches. One Shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
The Principal by Emma15 reviews
Outsider POV. WeeDean and WeeSam are called into the Pricipal's office.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Dean W. - Complete
First Step by Emma15 reviews
PreSeries. John takes Dean to school for the first time after Mary's death. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
On the Outside by LCFC reviews
What looks like a good life to some maybe torture for others.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Sam W. - Complete
Moment of prime by rozzy07 reviews
Drabble, 2 brothers and a bar.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2006
Descent by Lstern reviews
Draco is a Veela. He wants Harry Potter, but Harry won't have him. Can Snape protect his least favorite student from a vengeful Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Obedience by Lady Livia reviews
How Dean became 'Daddy's little soldier'.Its cute! Please read and Review. oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
Fire by Spectral Scribe reviews
In high school, Dean was given an assignment to write a poem about his childhood.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pimp's Penguin by LyssaQuill reviews
Ridiculous parody about a pimped out Harry before Hogwarts. Rated R because it should be. Just for sh!ts and giggles! R&R! *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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Yin and Yang reviews
Sherlock and Moriarty together as children
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Emerald eyes reviews
A poem about Jamie and Cercei's relationship
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Cersei L., Jaime L. - Complete
PeekaBoo reviews
What Harry thinks of Sirius's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Pretty Green Light reviews
What Harry thinks the first time Voldemort attacks him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete