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Joined 06-02-09, id: 1955424, Profile Updated: 06-30-11
Author has written 12 stories for Supernatural, Torchwood, and Glee.

Ok, mh, well, what can I say about me without being boring? Nothing I suppose. No, that's not true, just kidding!

Anyway, my name is Alex or Lexy for friends, I live in Rome, Italy, one of the most beautiful city in the world, but I'm partial, you know, just trying to increase tourism here.

Well, I'm 19 years old, that means I can drive and vote and drink alcohol and so on (yay me!), but since I don't own a car, I hate all the politicians in this country and I don't drink (I'm drunk even without actually drinking) that doesn't mean much to me.

I like reading, a lot! I mean, I read everything I can find, from Salinger to Stephenie Meyer, from Jane Austen to Dan Brown, but I also like writing fanfictions, stories and articles for the school newspaper, and drawing.

One of my biggest passions is TV, my favorite shows are Supernatural, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Criminal Minds, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Glee, Bones, Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, Misfits, Charmed, Chuck, NCIS, CSI Miami, How I Met Your Mother, Lie To Me, Psych, and I could go on forever so it's better for your sake if I stop here.

My favorite type of music is rock and punk, I absoloutely love classic music and I recently found out I'm a great fan of Glenn Miller and 40's music in general.

I'm proud to announce that I now have also a tumblr page (springtimeforvoldemort ), a DeviantArt page (Alexya379 ) and a LiveJournal (sweetmadness379 )

Me On The Outside

High: 1m 75cm (metric system rules!)

Hair: Dark Brown

Eyes: Green (I love them, they're kinda cool because they have those yellow things in them...)

What I wear: jeans, t-shirts and converse, I like to stay comfortable

That's me, well that's how I look, I'm way more interesting!

Me In The Inside

Star Sign: Libra, but it's about fun, I don't believe in such things

Weaknesses: I seem (and seem is the keyword of this sentence) cold, cynical and detached, I think a LOT before doing anything that's not always a weakness, but sometimes I would like to be able to take quick decisions, I'm the personification of naivety I actually like studying I don't think this should be here, but my sister has another opinion...

Strenght: I'm very kind, sweet, but not diabetic coma sweet, I'm indipendent and funny, I have fantasy (yes in this dull world for me is a strenght) and I'm kinda an angel, in the sense that I don't smoke, I don't use drugs and I don't drink, as I said I'm very weird without the help of other substances.

I Like: Color blue, roses and lilies, stars and constellations, black cats, history, philosophy (yes in Italy we study also philosophy), litterature (italian, english, french), science, Basketball (don't you make the wrong idea I absolutly DON'T play any kind of sport but I like watching them), Hockey and, of course living in italy, Soccer, but the thing I could kill for is Chocolate (yes with the capital C)

I Hate: Self-pity, prejudices and rudeness

Vices: Nothing, besaides Chocolate, for a Chocolate bar I could kill my parents and sell my sisters to slaves sellers.

Yes Or No Answers

Do you believe in

God: yes

Karma: yes

Destiny: No

Miracles: Don't know yet

Angels: yes, above all if the angel we're talking about is Castiel (I really love that guy!)

Ghosts: yes, I'm really convinced I've got one in my house, but he (or she or it?) is kinda nice

Santa Claus: no I'm Jew, I believe in other things

UFO and Aliens: yes

Tooth Mice (Italian alternative to the tooth fairy): never believed in those things, when I was younger I was way too rational

Love at First Sight: no

Love in General: It depends from day to day

Friendship: absoloutly yes!

Ok now you know more about me than my own mother, well, hope you've enjoyed this trip in my mind!

P.S. Sorry for possible grammar errors, English is not my first language

Gay Marriage

1) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay. Yeah, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. Therefore it should never be allowed as all religions are always right and all governments are theocracies.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Now it's time for copy and paste its

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If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

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Copy/Paste this to your profile if you don't get what's so scary about a raven saying, "Nevermore" over and over again.

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If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile.

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If you think you would be locked up by the government and under maximum security if they could read some of your thoughts, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you love Janto then paste this in your profile.

If you want Tosh and Owen to comeback then paste this in your profile.

If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever memorized something just to freak people out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think Gwen Cooper should stick to her own boyfriend/husband and get her hands of Ianto's Captain Jack, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile.

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If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life (and the lives of your favorite characters), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

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If your only problem with homosexuality is that it means your chances of kissing/shagging/marrying John Barrowman and Chris Colfer are massively decreased, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered about what would happen if a smurf and an ompaloompa had a kid together.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

Whovian and PROUD!

“I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have TONS of books in your room and think it's odd when people just stare at them, put this on your profile.

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Observations of an Eyebrow Conversation by the darkness revealed reviews
Report written by: Dr. Owen Harper. Observed: during Torchwood/Unit meeting. Specimens: Captain Jack Harkness and Mr. Ianto Jones. Report commences....
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Owen H.
22 ways to annoy your boyfriend by sci-fi.is.my.life reviews
Idea Five: Prank call them from the next room
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
How Torchwood Saved Chanukah aka Hanukkah by Aviv b reviews
Dreidels are disappearing in Cardiff! Who's stealing them? Why is this a job for Torchwood? Will they solve the mystery and save Chanukah? Oy, such angst I wouldn't even wish on RTD! 8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the TW gang
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Once Upon A December by Tribble Master reviews
Castiel celebrates his favorite holiday with the Winchesters. Not xmas.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
You Can't See Me by nerwende90 reviews
Castiel has some questions, but Dean isn't really in the mood to answer them. Just a bunch of drabbles that I hope are funny. Despite what I said earlier, this is no longer a oneshot. NOW COMPLETE!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,176 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Do I know you? by Rodea McWin reviews
After an accident leaves Ryan with amnesia, the team try to help him regain his memories. They soon learn how little they actually know about their fellow CSI.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,549 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Ryan W. - Complete
The Nitty Gritty Bits by mattmetzger reviews
Love isn't romantic, but it's real. And Ianto knows he's in love, simply because he hasn't killed Jack yet. #80 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
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Blaine Is A Drama Queen With Separation Anxiety reviews
Wes couldn't help but stare in horror. Blaine Anderson, the most dapper, controlled, self confident boy in the history of Dalton Academy for boys, that, for the record, he knew by heart, was a wreck.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Of Foreign Languages And Seduction reviews
Kurt begins to try and seduce Blaine in French, only to get flustered when Blaine speaks Italian. Rated for language. Kurt/Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
And Should I Love You reviews
You Would Be The Last To Know. Jack is in love with Ianto and guess who's the last one to know? Everyone finds out before the Welshman and a few even before Jack.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Four Weeks Therapy reviews
Set after Cyberwoman. After the whole Lisa thing Jack visits Ianto every day for four weeks.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Ridiculous reviews
Dean encounters a very strange death. Set in the episode "Mystery Spot".
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Morning Revelations reviews
An innocent remark from Jack leads to an incredible revelation from Ianto. Or maybe not. Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Many Qualities Of Ianto Jones reviews
An accident in the Hub leads to a conversation Ianto Jones wishes the team never had.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Crush reviews
Gwen is bored and asks her team mates if they have a crush on someone. This leads to something not so unexpected. Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Happy Birthday Mr Jones! reviews
It's Ianto's Birthday and apparently no one rememebers it. Written to celebrate Ianto's 27th birthday. Rated T for a little bit of swearing.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Crime And Punishment reviews
Jack has done something very very stupid, how is he going to make up to Ianto? Jack/Ianto Rated T because, well because it's Torchwood we're talking about!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Lucifer's Last Plan reviews
Cas finds Lucifer, hears his new, terrible plan and goes to Sam and Dean...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Reason Why Dean Said Yes reviews
While he was in Hell Alstair asked Dean to begin torture other souls and for thirty years he said "no", but what made him change his mind? That's my answer
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Dean W., Alastair - Complete
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