Author has written 49 stories for Sailor Moon, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, Inuyasha, Tokyo Mew Mew, Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, El Tigre, Avatar: Last Airbender, Naruto, Pokémon, Rio, Incredibles, Gravity Falls, Total Drama series, and American Dragon: Jake Long.
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April 3rd 2015 is the 11th Dannyversary!
Fave Genre: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I'm photosensitive)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (I am, very much so)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm TENNESSEAN, so I MUST love to shoot animals
Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First...get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite..
COME TO MY PARTY!
THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
I'm throwing a party, there will be a DJ... everyone is invited!
So everyone come, but first read the rest of this bulletin.
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever!
Special Guests: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring: DJ Holy Spirit.
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
...Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
98% of Teens Won't Stand Up For GOD...
Repost this if you're one of the 2 who will...
Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."
Repost as Come to My Party!
Here's a little something every girl should know: "All the good guys are either gay or taken."
If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Koremocha, Kumori Doragon, J-Depp.Aang.Zuko, Me-RatitA and Zutara-is-evil-kataang-rules, Mystic Black, Phantom42, xxothfanxx, DannySamLover20, CrypticMoonFang
If you support Danny/Sam, post this on your profile.
If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Favorite Quotes: (Character/Show/Episode) ('...' means I forgot what the episode was) (if it's underlined, then it's a fave scene)
Danny: "Can we have the gem?"
Teddy bears: "Say the magic word."
Zim (IZ): "Vote for Zim or I'll destroy you."
Zim: "Gir, help me clean up this mess!"
Gir: "I DON'T WANNA!" *runs out of room but returns immediately with a shovel* "Okay."
(IZ/Walk for Your Lives)
Dib (IZ/Gaz: Taster of Pork): "No, Gaz! Those are the mashed potatoes! Keep them away from my eyes! Remember what happened to Zita!"
Zim (IZ/Zim Eats Waffles): "NO! THE DEMON SQUIDS HAVE RETURNED AND THEY'VE CREATED AN ARMY OF CYBORGS TO DO THEIR BIDDING!"
Gir (IZ/...): *bursts out of a turkey* "I was the turkey all along! ME! I was the turkey!"
Sam (DP/Reality Trip): "I want you to RIP THE STUFFING OUT OF EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!"
Danny: "I'll be right back."
Sam: "Bring some better jokes."
(DP/Shades of Gray)
Sam (DP/Flirting With Disaster): "Human contact...crushing...goth...indifference."
Sam (DP/Flirting With Disaster): *looks at the engraved ring up-side down* "Who the heck is Wes?"
Sam (DP/Phantom Planet): "I would've made your statue out of recyclable materials, but...that's just me."
Sam (DP/Shades of Gray): *sighs* "This is why I'm a cat person..."
Dib (IZ/Gaz: Taster of Pork): "No! NOT THE DOLLS!"
Gir (IZ/Mortos der Soulstealer): "I had a sandwich in mah head!"
Tucker (DP/13): "I am NOT bad luck!" *shadow knocks Tuck's spoon out of his hand and into a hornet's nest, where the hornets attack the entire school* "Suddenly 'Techno-Geek' sounds like a term of endearment."
Sam (DP/Control Freaks): "My friends are normal!" *Tucker walks in dressed as Sam*
Sokka: "Okay, nice job with the cloud camo, but next time let's disguise ourselves as the kind of cloud that knows how to keep its mouth shut."
Toph: "Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up there and turn us in."
Sokka: "HEY! We're in enemy territory! *points to birds* Those are enemy birds."
Raven (TT/Switched): "My eyes have been closed, Starfire. I haven't seen anyone."
Raven (TT/Every Dog Has His Day): "Don't make me send you into another dimension..."
Starfire (TT/Nevermore): "Some of your earthly ways are still strange to me, but that was...just plain freaky, correct?"
Beast Boy (TT/Nevermore): "I think this is where air fresheners come from."
Pink Raven: "Hey. What's up?"
Cyborg: "I don't know anymore."
Cyborg (TT/ Nevermore): "Hey! I know where we are! We're in that place where I didn't know where we were before!"
Raven: "Last night, something got loose. Something bad."
Beast Boy: "I've HAD IT with this whole mysterious girl act!"
Raven: *rolls eyes*
Beast Boy: "Where have you been? ROBE SHOPPING?"
Gray Raven: *cries*
Beast Boy: "Oh, uh, no, that's not what I meant!"
Jewl (Rio): "How sweet; you're getting choked up. Oh, you're actually choking!"
Bolt (Bolt): "Styrofoam...must drain my powers..."
Danny: "Do I know you?"
Tucker: "But more importantly, would you like to know me?"
Sam: "Ew! Are you hitting on me?"
Danny (DP/Fanning the Flames): "Wow. You look really pretty when you're about to fall off a building."
Sam (DP/Fanning the Flames): "Oh, uh, I mean flying. Flying is nice." *hits a billboard and falls* "Falling stinks."
Sam: "Couldn't you just fly us there?"
Danny: "The way my dad drives, this is faster."
Manny (Ice Age 1): "Hey, Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been." *refers to Sid*
Sid (Ice Age 2): "AUGH! Well don't that put the stink in extinction!"
Danny: "Jazz is gonna kill me for that."
Jazz: "I'm gonna kill him for that."
(DP/One of A Kind)
Danny (DP/One of A Kind): "HEY! That's my computer! ...Oh, wait, that's Jazz's."
Starfire: "Where do you come from how did you get here and would you like to be my friend?"
Terra: "Um...Earth, walked, and sure."
Cyborg: "BOOYA! New course record!"
Raven: "Well, yeah. You're the first one to use the course."
Raven (TT/Terra): *Terra tears up obstacle course* "We're gonna need a new obstacle course."
Raven (TT/Terra): *Terra beats Cyborg's course record* "Looks like we have a new course record."
Cyborg (TT/Mask): "Dude, you got issues when it comes to Slade."
Courage (CTCD/ like every single episode): "The things I do for love..."
Beast Boy (TT/Nevermore): "Wakey wakey, tofu eggs and bacey!"
Mr. Lancer (DP/Fenton Menace): *points to the boys' bathroom* "If that's your brother making all those noises in there, I suggest he get a little more fiber in his diet."
Beast Boy (TT/Mad Mod): "Don't look at the screen, don't look at the screen, don't look at the screen, don't look at the-" *gets hypnotized and starts drooling*
Beast Boy: "Dude, just because you hate Slade doesn't mean you have to act like him!"
Robin: "Don't you EVER compare me to Slade! I'm nothing like him!"
Starfire: *sneezes a starbolt at the entire group*
(TT/The Apprentice, part 1)
Gir (IZ/...): *gasps* "It's got chicken legs!"
Robin: "Maybe we don't need to catch it. Maybe...all we need is bait." *looks at Raven*
(TT/Every Dog Has His Day)
Mabel (GF/Time Traveler's Pig): "Don't worry, brother, I'll stay by your side, supporting you every step of the- OH MY GOSH A PIG!!!" *runs off*
Mabel (GF/Little Dipper): "Does he only respond to incantations? Wizzard! Wizzario!"
Mabel: "Wait a minute, this is some kind of magicy thing isn't it? What is there a wizard in this closet? There's a wizard in here isn't there, isn't there?!"
Dipper: "What? No."
Mabel: *points to closet door* "You're telling me there is NOT a wizard in this closet. You're telling me that if I open this door RIGHT NOW-!"
Dipper: "Fine, open it."
Mabel: *opens door and looks inside* "...An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper!"
Mabel (GF/Tourist Trapped): "This attic is amazing! Check out all my splinters!"
Mabel (GF/The Inconveniencing): *eats too much Smile Dip* "Ugh...maybe I've had too much... *turns head* "What do you think?" *dog suddenly appears along with funky dance music and colorful background* *dog says random sounds that apparently translates into, "Carla, why won't you call me?"* *second dog appears* *second dog says, "Would you like to eat my candy paw?"* *Mabel takes the paw* "Of course, you little angel." *Mabel starts eating paw* /In reality/ *Mabel's eyes are huge as she hallucinates*
Dipper: "Mabel! How many of these did you eat?!"
Mabel (still hallucinating): "Bleven...teen..."
Dipper: "Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man!"
Gruncle Stan: "And here we have Rock-That-Looks-Like-A-Face Rock, the rock...that looks like a face."
Random person: "Does it look like a rock?"
Gruncle Stan: "No, it looks like a face."
Other random person: "Is it a face?"
Gruncle Stan: "It's a rock that looks like a face."
Dipper (in background): "Gruncle Stan, Gruncle Stan!"
Gruncle Stan (doesn't hear Dipper): "For the fifth time, it's not an actual face!"