Derek the cairn terrier
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Hi

I'm a girl by the way. I just love the name Derek! My nickname is nan nan or noo(I really don't know why). You might be able to guess wot my name is cos my friends keep on writing it on there reviews. Oh well.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that doesn’t, copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. I was laughing all the way through Twilight and all the Harry potters.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever declared war on an animal, put this on your profile. (A chicken bit me!)

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever hit your head on a 'mind your head sign' put this on your profile.

If you love 'the simpsons' put this on your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

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reasons not to go out

you might see someone you know

you have to move

you could fall over and seriously hurt yourself

a giant chinchilla might eat you

you have to choose somewhere to go

what's the point

Extract from 'What happened next'

No he hasn’t got a new girlfriend yet but I think he fancies a girl called Nancy the year below us. She’s the one in his science and maths classes. Pause. You know the one with curly ginger hair and freckles with the cute smile.

I do NOT look like that MIRiAM! And i dont like science and maths!

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae it on to yuor pflorie.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated

Silence is so freakin loud

You say I've lost my sanity. But you can't lose what you never had.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

I follow my own footsteps

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

The road to success is always under construction

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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

Our eyes are placed in front, because it's always more important to look ahead than back.

I used to be normal...then I was born

One day your life will flash before your eyes, make sure its worth watching

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

When you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

No I am not insane! At least, that's what the voices in my head tell me...

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Harry Potter and Mathematics by Magic of Minerva reviews
Harry Potter and Subjects Series.Poor Harry and the stupid Dudley is tortured in their math class, find out how! These stories are really funny and is guaranteed to provide some good laugh.
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What Happened Next? by singlepringlex reviews
A mystery of the Cullens. Edward and Bella falling out over a picture then Bella has a baby on holiday to Lurve Island. But who's is it Emmetts, Edwards or her holiday lovers? Find out what happens next here
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10 Reasons why Edward is better than Jacob by styling16 reviews
The title says it all :D
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The one being in the world who could ease the tedium of the long years, who could never fail to make her laugh or instill her with a delicious sense of wickedness, was dead.
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Is It A Dream? by From Beyond The Stars reviews
A poem set in the "bright eyes" scene, with the Black Rabbit of Inle leading Fiver to Hazel. First WD Poem. Please R&R!
Watership Down - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Cow mania reviews
Edward and Bella are having a contest judged by Jacob. Who will beat who? First fanfic All farmyard animals
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella