What is happening, people of the U.S., Mars, and... other places? I am Samantha Test (obviously...). Wow... this box is BIG... I'm not sure what to write in order to fill this sucker up, so I will start from the beginning.
Four score and seven years ago, our fa--wait. That's not it. Okay, here we go, for real this time.
So, I am Samantha Test, as far as you know, anyways, and I am a writer. Or, more like a writer on writer's block. What is writer's block you ask? It is a not-so-lovely place where mutated giraffes take you hostage and chain you under the waterfall in Neverland and let Dr. Ducky Mallard rot your mind with story after story of the good old days in the Scottland Yard (whatever that is). Due to that insane predicament, your brain is unable to produce it's normal amount of creativity that allows writers such as myself to produce a decent story. So now I am stuck reading other people's stories (not that that is so bad) instead of posting my own.
Now, more about me. Since my brain is a rather scary place of uncharted and foreign territory, we shall approach this delicate matter in a very proffesional way...
Q & A!!
Q: Do you have any pets?
A: Yes, I have one talking flying dog named Total, a super laptop named Harrold (that I built with all my awesome genius-ness), and numerous cats that keep away the weirdos trying to break in my laboratory. And spiders. They keep away the spiders, too. :)
Q: Right... So you are a genius?
A: Yep. A super genius that is going to -cough- ...takeovertheworld... -cough-
Q: Uh-huh. If you could be any character in the world of fantasy, who would you be?
A: I would be a character I created all on my own. -proud- Her name is Juliet Rainn, and she is a totally kick-butt-awesome chick! Honestly. She has way cool powers even though they are just a little extremely unstable. If you want to know any more details, drop me a line and I'll tell you what you want to know. If not, then, well, you have no taste in OCs (jk). -gets pelted by jelly beans by other OC creators- Ow!! I said JUST KIDDING!!
Q: Ouch. Those Jelly Beans looked like they hurt. So, if you could be any color, what would it be?
A: Psh. Wow, what an original question. -sarcasm- I suppose I would be my favorite color out of them all. It is very unique. It is called:
Q: Interesting. -glances at co-workers and gives secret signal-
A: Right... You didn't even ask a question. And why are you mouthing to those men over there to come over here? What is in that syringe? It looks like cherry soda, which is weird cause that empty bottle in the trash next to the red food coloring says "anestesia"--
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