Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, 39 Clues, and Black Jewels Trilogy.
Stuff about me...
Updated 11/30/15: Still no change to my current situation. Still working on more fics than I should, in various fandoms. Still working on A New Witch. About five pages into the next chapter, I DO INTEND TO HAVE IT FINISHED AND POSTED BEFORE NEW YEARS.
Updated: 9/16/14: I am currently descending into the pits of anime fanfic, and have a million plot bunnies running around in my head. Please be patient with me as I try to get these new stories written as I finish up A New Witch. Once finished with that story, I will work on Story Shifts.
Find me on Tumblr, where I spend more time then I ought getting distracted by my latest obsessions: captainlibrarynerdstuff
Favorite Movies: Avatar, Thor, The Avengers, Sinbad, LOTR, Narnia, Star Trek: 2009, Star Trek: Into Darkness, Rise of the Guardians, The Amazing Spider-man, Pacific Rim
Favorite TV Shows/Anime: Castle, Sherlock, Mythbusters, Doctor Who, Fairy Tail, Bleach, Kuroko no Basuke, sortofkindof Naruto
Favorite books: too many to count. Currently on my Shelf: The Iron Fey, by Julie Kagawa; Raine Benares by Lisa Shearin; Kelly Creagh's Nevermore and Enshadowed; Guild Hunter series, by Nalini Singh. Throne of Glass series, by Sarah J. Maas
Favorite authors: Anne Bishop, Lisa Shearin, J.K. Rowling, Julie Kagawa, Rick Riordan, C.S. Lewis, Tamora Pierce, and countless more
On a hairdryer: "Do not use while in the shower." (yeah...this one makes sense!)
On a bag of Fritos! "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be...how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning. May contain fish." (well, no freaking duh.)
Enter stranger, but take heed/ of what awaits, the sin of greed/ for those who take, but do not earn/ must pay most dearly, in their turn/ so if you seek, beneath our floors/ a treasure that was never yours/ thief you have been warned, beware/ of finding more than treasure there
I was sorted into: SLYTHERIN Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."