Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, 39 Clues, and Black Jewels Trilogy.
Stuff about me...
Favorite Movies: Avatar, Captain America, Thor, The Avengers, Thor 2, X-men, Harry Potter...all, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Sinbad, LOTR, Narnia, Star Trek: 2009, Star Trek: Into Darkness, Rise of the Guardians, The Hunger Games, The Hobbit, Iron Man 3, Now You See Me, T,he Amazing Spider-man, Pacific Rim
Favorite TV Show...this is new for me: Castle, Sherlock, Deadliest Warrior, Mythbusters, Doctor Who
Favorite books: too many to count. Currently on my Shelf: The Iron Fey, by Julie Kagawa; Meg Cabot's Abandon, Underworld, Awaken; Jennifer L. Armentrout's Lux series; The Tiger's Curse, by Colleen Houck; Raine Benares by Lisa Shearin; Kelly Creagh's Nevermore and Enshadowed; The Mark of Athena, The House of Hades, by Rick Riordan; Guild Hunter series, by Nalini Singh.
Favorite authors: Anne Bishop, Lisa Shearin, J.K. Rowling, Julie Kagawa, Rick Riordan, C.S. Lewis, Tamora Pierce, and countless more
NOW FOR THE RANDOMNESS!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
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Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
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If you HATE child abuse, copy and paste thhis into your profile.
The Doctor: Oh man ... don't tell me you're Archeologists?
Woman: What do you have against Archeologists?
The Doctor: I am a Time Traveller. I point and laugh at Archeologists.
"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
“Professor Moody! Is that a-s student?!”
“Technically, it’s a ferret.”
“IF WE DIE FOR THEM I’LL KILL YOU HARRY!” – Ron, The Deathly Hollows
“Mad? He’s the most brilliant and powerful wizard there is! But yes, a bit mad. Potatos, Harry?” – Percy, The Sorcerer’s Stone
“Did you add lacewings to your potion, Potter?”
“There’s no need to call me sir, professor”
“Careful Potter. You see I, unlike you, have been made a prefect. Which means that I, unlike you, can take away points.”
“Yeah, but you, unlike me, are a Git. So leave us alone” – harry and Draco, The Order of the Poenix
Alas, Earwax –Albus Dumbledore
On a hairdryer: "Do not use while in the shower." (yeah...this one makes sense!)
On a bag of Fritos! "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be...how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning. May contain fish." (well, no freaking duh.)
If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love the rain, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Enter stranger, but take heed/ of what awaits, the sin of greed/ for those who take, but do not earn/ must pay most dearly, in their turn/ so if you seek, beneath our floors/ a treasure that was never yours/ thief you have been warned, beware/ of finding more than treasure there
I was sorted into: SLYTHERIN Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."
One Two Three Four, I declare a time war,
Why is the box blue?
Rose went away, so the Doctor was blue,
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PUT AN END TO LABELS!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
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