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Hello, the name's Emily. I do not write, I prefer to read the great stories written by all of you amazing people. (;

I have discovered something- and it's rather tragic, too- I no longer like Twilight as the actual story it is. I have read so many fanfic's that are absurdley better than Stepanie Meyer's own creation, that it no longer interests me. So, while I read a little Harry Potter fanfiction, I prefer to stick with the original series and read Twilight online, if that makes sense.
My Favorite Books:
Harry Potter (Of course..)
The Mortal Instruments (ALEC LIGHTWOOD IS MINE!!!)
All books by Sarah Dessen. (Ex. Lock and Key, The Truth About Forever, Keeping the Moon, etc.)
Beautiful.
If I Stay.
North of Beautiful.
The Georgia Nicolson series. (Louise Rennison is hilarious...)
A Wrinkle in Time.
My Sister's Keeper.
Gathering Blue.
Kira, Kira.
Okay, so I could go on, but these are the one's that are on my bookshelf right now, so I figured I'd list them. But there are TONS more.
My Favorite Music: (genre, song, etc.)
Taylor Swift, any song.
All Time Low.
Boys Like Girls.
Pretty much any country- Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, Brad Paisley, etc.
EMINEM! (: I LOVE LOVE LOVE him.
Rap..
Sadly, I have to say, Ke$ha...
Stereo Love- Edward Maya and Vika Jigulina.
Paramore.
Darren Criss.

I love AVPM, Darren Criss, Alec Lightwood (I don't care if he's fictional!), Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton, whatever. THAT BOY IS YUMMY.), Tempo's, flowy silky shirts (I don't know..), good writing, etc.

List Your 12 Favourite HP Characters:

1. Draco Freaking Malfoy.

2. Harry Potter.

3. Severus Snape.

4. Sirius Black.

5. Albus Dumbledore.

6. Ronald Weasley

7. James Potter.

8. Hermione Granger.

9. Lily Evans.

10. Bellatrix Lestrange.

11. Remus Lupin.

12. Neville Longbottom.

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Ronald Weasley/Remus Lupin? Nope..

02.) Do you think Four is Hot?

Sirius. YES!!!!

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Neville would probably be killed by Ron for doing Hermione so...

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Lily Evans. Well, if it's Lily and James then, The Life and Times is an amazing story..

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Harry Potter/Ron Weasley. I'm sure it's been done, but I don't like it.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Albus Dumbledore/Lily Evans. Albus Dumbledore/Bellatrix Lestrange.. I don't think either would work so well..

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

James Potter walks in on Harry and Neville going at it. Probably Harry would be extremely suprised at his dad being alive, while Neville, would be stuttering around and James would be like, "???" (I know, I'm really stupid..)

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Oooh, Severus Snape/Bellatrix Lestrange!
The day's at Hogwarts were rough for poor Snivellus, but a little time with a certain crazy Slytherin might change things up a little bit.. (That stunk, I know.)

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger. Yes, but I'm not a fan. I prefer Hermione to stay with Ron, just my opinion though.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

James Potter/Neville Longbottom. "It's Okay That You're Gay." (Cause he walked in on Neville and Harry.. Oh, nevermind..)

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Sirius Black/Draco Malfoy. Sirius had decided enough was enough and he concocted the best plan. Nights of no sleep and hard work would finally pay off. Getting Draco alone couldn't be to hard.. (I KNOW! THESE ALL SUCK!!)

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Not sure, but I haven't.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read anything about Three?

I'm not quite sure, but I'd assume so, Severus is quite an amazing character. (;

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of.. but I have. (:

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Harry/Sirius/Albus. Er, I don't know. I'm sure it's been done though..

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Probably something to do with the Dark Lord.. She is Bellatrix after all.

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Elvis Presley- Can't Help Falling in Love With You. (; Hermione, Hermione.

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Draco/Ron/Neville. "SLASH AND YUMMY LEMONS!!" (; I can't help imagining that. 0:

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Hey Harry, why don't we go back into the Department of Mysteries and have a little fun?"

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I have not read a fic only about Dumbledore before.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Bushy hair.. (I don't know..)

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

It's most likely been written but Remus/Lily? James would be SOO mad.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

That's kind of sickening but Severus/James... Deffinaatly, James.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

"Draco and Lily are in a happy relationship until Lily runs off with Sirius. Draco, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Remus and a brief unhappy affair with Neville, then follows the wise advice of Dumbledore and finds true love with Severus."

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Incredily angry. James/Hermione? No.

THAT'S ALL! (:

Never touch a life if you meant to break a heart.
Before you let go, remember the reason you hung on.

-Emily.

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5024 - Favs: 5,027 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9452 - Favs: 7,329 - Follows: 6,975 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I Was Born a Fool and I'll Die a Fool for You by WastelandRose reviews
"You're bloody ridiculous. You do know that, right?" "Yes. And thank you for using 'ridiculous' instead of 'insane.' It's a narrow distinction that not many people bother to get correct." Fred/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 254,793 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Fred W., OC
Shacked by Brina711 reviews
After an unfortunate turn of events after the war, Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy are stuck together. Alone. In hiding. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Art of Seduction by WriterInDress reviews
Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,428 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Rub My Ass and Call Me Bella by wisdomous reviews
Birthday O/S for Ilsuocantante. Angela gives Bella an afternoon at the spa for her birthday. Will Bella get more than just a facial and massage? O/S extended to multi-chapter story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,060 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 3,263 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8801 - Favs: 5,525 - Follows: 3,840 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4333 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 3,436 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Pretendre Desir Amour by carmelinagunn reviews
Pretend. Desire. Love. Bella Swan is good at pretending. Edward Cullen is good at making it all too real. "You cannot desire what you do not know". ExB, some OOC, canon loves. started as a one shot but now a full story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,073 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5677 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Relentless Pursuit by Writer-in-Disguise reviews
Sirius Black's good looks and unruly behavior make him the object of affection for many girls. The only catch is: he doesn't date. Is there any way other than relentless pursuit to get his attention? SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,275 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Sirius B., OC
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3621 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
My Life Would Suck Without You by Kimblekn reviews
AH OOC Bella moves to Forks to be with Charlie and her brother Emmett. Also to escape her past! When she meets Edward will she fall in love and be happy? Will James return? What about her new two best friends? How are they alike? Criticism is welcome!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,797 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
In My Arms reviews
Rose and Scorpius have not exactly been enemies, but certainly not friends. When Rose acts on a whim and decides to date him, how will things end up? Rated T for now but may change to M. Written to the tune of In My Arms by Tom Felton.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.