![]() Hi, I'm AEDReaper. (Everything below on my profile is from several years ago, I have since then almost entirely stopped using this account but am keeping all of this cause as embarrassed as I am of my past self, it's also pretty funny to look back. I've known about fanfiction . net for a while i never could sign up until now because i had no email address. I'm fine with almost any pairing as long as it's a sane, happy relationship and that the author explains how this pairing could work. No matter how much hate, how much spite, how much inability to compromise there are between two beasts; Aishiteru is japanese for i love you D.O.T.D: 364 days a year, I can't even go to the stinkin grocery store to buy pudding!! I Want... my own Geass. a Cheese-kun plushie. my own Shinigami. Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet 93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown is If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on If you think believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "FUUUUDGE!", If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this If you think homophobia is wrong copy and paste this into your profile If you love rain, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Silence is golden but duck tape is silver. You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and cackle as Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes. Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory! Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now. Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest! Zim: Ha! Watch Dib! Watch as I bring a royal audience to the downfall of the human race! Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now. Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sammich! Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI. Gir: (Zim's compass magnetically sticks to Gir) Aww, it likes me. Soichiro: L is definitely more competent than we are, as we speak, he is out there risking his life to solve this case. (Scene cuts to Light and L playing tennis) |