Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
OK, im 16 and i love twilight so much (thank you Stephanie Meyer)
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
I have four stories at the moment, The Cullen's Meet K'ford. Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5272309/1/Cullens_meet_Kford
It's about 10 years after Breaking Dawn and the Cullen's are moving on. They come to England and start school at The Kingswinford School. On the plane Alice has a vision of 4 girls who know their secret. Please read and review!
Another one is The Road To Peace Is Not An Easy One. Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5833341/1/The_Road_To_Peace_Is_Not_An_Easy_One
It's about a girl from the newborn army who finds her own way through with her gift. Bella is her half-sister. rachelxSeth story. not the rachel as in jacob's sister, totally new!
The next one is Isabella Volturi: Marcus's Daughter. Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5942701/1/bIsabella_b_bVolturi_b_bMarcus_bs_bDaughter_b
It's about Bella being Marcus's daughter (obviously) with a secret power. She's the Phoenix. She might be an Immortal Child, but will she use her power to help her grow up and find love?
The latest one, is The Cullens Read Twilight. Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5989399/1/The_Cullens_Read_Twilight
Post Breaking Dawn, will see the whole saga and their thoughts behind it!
The next one is Bella Singing. Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6092504/1/Bella_Singing
This one is about Bella singing while the cullens were gone and they find the CD. Enjoy!
Links for my stories
Isabella Volturi: Marcus's Daughter:
Cullens Meet K'ford
My Favourite Cullen Characters In Order
I have so many favourite quotes. I drew all the four book on separate pages, then read the books writing down all the quotes. I then wrote them on the pages in different colours. They look fab!
Screw Prince Charming, Im waiting for my Edward Cullen. ✿
i have O.C.D(obsessive cullen disorder)
You Got A Problem With Us Twilight Fans?
When life hands u lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANT ROBERT PATTINSON!!"Jacob Black, I'd like to La Push you off a cliff!
CULLENISM: my new religion
Destiny tried to take my twilight books. Destiny isn’t with us anymore.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
If you were happy in Eclipse when Jacob ran away copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I start all my stories from dreams)
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.
IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO STOP GROWLING AT YOUR TEAM MATES COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...)(I'm worse than Bella, really.)
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a sudden desire to ruffle someones hair copy this into your profile.
If your Converse, HP or Twilight obsession is bordering on addiction, copy this into your profile.
If you screamed when Edward left Bella even though you knew he would return copy this into your profile and rejoice as he returned!!
Carlisle thank you note
Thank you for letting Edward read my mind, Alice raid my wardrobe, Jasper make me calm, Esme love me so much, Renesmee letting me play with her, Bella protect me, Rosalie looking down her nose at me, Emmett crush me in a hug and for stopping the Volturi for killing me because i know about vampires!
Thank you very very very very much!
If you feel the same, copy and paste it onto your profile but redo the name!!
I love You, you Love ME! Lets Go out And Kill Barnie, With a shot gun BANG BANG! Barnie on the floor, No more stupid dinosaur!
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
-I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
-It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
-Roses are red
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over.
Bella and Jacob(Hes the only mostly human man) were speeding over 100mph on his motorcycle
Bella: Slow down, I'm scared!
Jacob: No, this is fun.
Bella: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Jacob: Then tell me you love me.
Bella: I love you, you know that, now slow down!
Jacob: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Jacob: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, Jacob realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want Bella to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
Mike said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
Jacob turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen... when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
Jacob then sat back down and Mike walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
You Know You've Read Too Much Twilight When:
1) You squeal with joy at the fact that you're doing the Krebs Cycle in Science Class
2) When everyou listen to a song, read a book, watch a movie, or do anyting you think, "How could i work this into Twilight?"
3)You've got a built in Volvo radar
4)You snap you your head as soon as you hear the word "vampire"
5) You've written a fanfiction.
6) You wrote a 3 page essay on how much you hate Jacob Black, and handed it in.
7) You freak out in History when you are studying any of the time periods in which the Cullens lived.
8) You celebreate Edward and Bella's birthdays.
9) You obsess over fanfics because the books aren't enough!
10) Your friends make you a Twilight scrapbook because they can't think of anythying else you'll like.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Copy and paste onto your profile if you hate abortion.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile.
gummy bears are eating me
one is red
one is blue
the yellow one just ate my shoe
Now I'm running for my life.
The blue one's got a butcher's knife.
gummy bears are eating me
Funny things I laughed at
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
friends are God's way of apologizing for family
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
my friends say 'look a birdy' behind me in the lunch room then my goldfish are gone!!
people like u r the reasons we have middle fingers
your a great friend but, if zombies are chasing us im triping you... But if vampires r chasing us, trip me, i'll b fine!
good friends dont let you do stupid this...alone
No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you
i am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
“Yes she will! Bella loves me! Cause I’m her secret lover that’s carrying her love child!” Emmett screamed. (Quot from: Fate by bobbypigirl101)
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!-
-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls...and pulls...people...and off the occasional cliff
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Reasons why girls are the best:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me: ESP
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1. Thou shalt not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(Why wait?)
2. Thou shalt not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer)
3. Thou shalt not steel from K-Mart. (WalMart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shalt not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)
5. Thou shalt not steal from thy parents. (Every one knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shalt not get into fights. (Just start them)
7. Thou shalt not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shalt not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)
9. Thou shalt not think about having sex. (As Nike says - Just Do It)
10. Thou shalt not help old ladies cross the street. (Just leave them in the middle!)
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
Opening Credits: Beautiful Soul - Jesse McCartney
Waking Up: Thriller - Micheal Jackson
First Day At School: Sing for Absolution - Muse
Falling In Love: House of the Rising Sun - Muse
Fight Song: Crazier - taylor Swift (WTF? that makes no sense...)
Breaking Up: Rosyln - Bon Iver & St. Vincent
Prom night: Save the Last Dance for Me - Micheal Bublé
Life: I'm Only Me When I'm With You - Taylor Swift
Mental Breakdown: Our Last Night - Taylor Swift
Driving: Done all Wrong - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Flashback: Sway - Micheal Bublé
Getting back together: I Miss You - Miley Cyrus
Wedding: River Flows In You - Edward Cullen [Yiruma]
Birth of Child: Our Song - Taylor Swift
Final Battle: Esme's Song - Edward Cullen
Funeral Song: Invisible - Taylor Swift
Final Credits: Somewhere Over The Rainbow - Judy Garland (Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack)